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we are and promise her that such rubbish will never happen again never!! and that you will do ANYTHING to make and keep her happy if she will give you the chance to.
Hope you have been showing her love and care in amazing ways while you guys have been together because na thus kind situation wey those things de help.
she will get mad, implode, do the Hollow leave me alone while crying but hold her and be pleading for forgiveness and promising change but observe her reaction oooo some babes fit scratch your eyeball out if you near them after delivering this sad news too.
watch yourself and your dk too because too many dk cutting girls de town ooo.

humbleself242:
After u don use ur cucumber scattered her virginal u come go and impregnate anoda lady abi,but if truely u love her anoda lady will not pregnant for u,u hate her right from unset,idiot.

All of you castigating OP and claiming Hillier than thou ain't shitt. He asked for advice and the worse part is that even tramps, whoress, oloshos are now dishing out lessons of faithfulness to the OP everybody is now a saint, never cheated and have never done abortion when some of you are good customers that the doc can give you free abortion. Some of you are going to cheat or are cheating with your side chicks and side niggas. Give the goddamn op a break for fk sake.
Hollowpot15648
@hollowpot1568
1. Nigga e don do, be a man. Talk with that side chick-main chick wanna be first and let her know that you WILL NEVER MARRU HER EVEN IF SHE BORE YOU 50KIDS, this is called operation kill the hope.
what's the hope? Her hope that she don nail you that someday you will get to love her and be there for her and the kid so bro ensure you kill that hope by letting her know that you never loved her and will never ever love her even if she's the only female in the world that your only interest is the baby that might possibly be yours until paternity test. That you're only going to be there for your child if after test the baby happens to be your blood and that's all that two of you can never be a thing. Express this idea to the extent that she gets the whole picture.
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2. Before you tell your girl, the one that you love ( don't mind these mofokas that think that if we cheat that we don't love our lady, they don't know and will never understand especially the females). Take your lady out, give her a good time but don't act happy or show happiness, let her catch you staring at her and when she asks why? tell her nothing after that take her home and do these;
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3. Ensure and assure her of how much you love her, lock your eye contact while you tell her ALL your emotions and how much you love her, how much you can do for her and how much you wish she knows how much you love her more than you love yourself and that she's the only human being you feel like that for. Bro lay on her all the flows, love, adoration ( hope you have been showing love to her oooo). Tell her all the sweet things that you would have told her in the future but don't make it seem like you're saying goodbye but like there's nothing you want more than two of you together FOREVER (chicks like that forever word too much). BTW be sincere about your feelings and emotions bro, I'm telling you these BC I believe you love her and that she's a good queen not a bitchh and she deserves to be treated as one though you don fkup but we all fkup sometimes.
Hold her hands and be looking into her eyes while you're telling her all these things. Bro yan your best flows because the point of this is to let her know how much you valued her, love her, need her, want her and more bro so that she will have that at the back of her mind while she's mad at you when she hears the news( this is softening the ground so that things won't or don't hit hard on the floor and break ). There is always a solution or remedy even though you made a terrible mistake that you wish and would do anything to take it back and avoid the mistake that you will do so. Ensure she UNDERSTANDS, BELIEVES AND KNOWS that you really feel this way for her and won't and never want that to change. Tell her how much you love her again and if by now she haven't told you she loves you too hmmmm I wonder ooo but no wahala
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4. The hard part, how you start telling her that shitt you did will determine a lot bro and the type of girl she is will too, you know her and you should know the best way to tell her this kind of thing. Tell her that you did the most stupidd, awful, foolish, ......., use every negative word you know or that she uses to define your action, You better come up with why you impregnated the girl or fked her in the first place because females like "WHY"? A LOT. Tell her and accept any blame she lays on you and even criticise yourself worse than she will while she's doing so. Tell her she's the one you see in your future, she might ask y u come impregnate another btch?! she's likely to rant like some of these girls on nl on your thread so use their rant as a preparation for your answers bro.
Good luck but please DON'T EVER TREAT A QUEENS LIKE A BITCHH hmmmmmm
the world will turn upside down if we start treating queens like bitchesss.

rebirthforgoody:
Marriage is out of this.you bleep a girl without protection and at the end of the day she got pregnant and you have the guts to asked her who the father is...abeg I no want hear that .just arrange your self wells.

Its a very good question, why won't he ask? or are you the minister of the girl's pussi to know who lashed her and who didn't that you're so sure that he is the father hmmm? That guy A, fked a girl and after a while she says she's pregnant doesn't guarantee that the guy A is the father because there might be guy C, guy D, guy E and so on so guys should always run paternity test, this is 2017 not 1969 when men were raising bastards happily and every pregnancy is theirs once the woman says so.

All your hypocrites of "you're not ready to be a father and yet you're having unprotected sex" shut up! If you mofos can be honest you've had unprotected sex with someone, or the condom broke or something, the blame is for both parties. Liars! like you all have been having protected sex all your lives, he made a terrible mistake. Putting his life on the line by nyashing skin with all the diseases around but we're not perfect that's why we're human.
op.
1. Go for test, to know if she's pregnant then check how old the pregnancy is and the time you were enjoying the oil field.
2. Paternity test is important unless you want the probability of raising a bastard like trillions of have have been doing.
3. Have a plan for the foetus/baby, BUT DON'T EVER MARRY THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT. Even if they got you by the balls or at gun point, DON'T MARRY BECAUSE OF A GIRL IS PREGNANT FOR YOU.
That's like the oldest trick in the book of hoes, hold him with pregnancy if he can't marry you.

what?! he better come up with the most cruel and innovative retaliation that will make any human tremble when they hear how he retaliated. She doesn't deserve death if this is a movie, he will heal, monitor her movement kidnap her, tie her up and cook and roast her pussssi and nipple with firewood or gas cooker while she's a live and cut it out but in a way that she should die and then cut off both hands from the wrists and leave her two eyes for her to see how it feels. Cutting a man's dikk for what? are you the creator of the dikk?! I wish a mofo would try. Wild women cutting dikk everyday and nothing has been done about it.

THEozmic:
I have nothing to hide. I am no scam and this ain't a trick. I only discovered certain "tweaks" that give you better results, and that's what I wish to share.

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Lolsd:
it is classy nd elegant

HAHAHAHAHAHA *IN T.K Kirkland's voice* who raiiiiiiiiiiiiised ya?! since when does showing nipples become classy and "elegant? BTW classy and elegant means the same so why use both in the same sentence.

Oh my my displaying her nips like that? and tomorrow she will cry wolf? Goes the saying we're somehow responsible for whatever happens to us in life. The cloth is a no no for public outing maybe a sex club or club or sexual related gathering outfit and its not classy. Its trashy, its a "I want to get fkd" outfit. Maybe its cool in the western world but in Naija? hmmmm.

felo812000:
GBAM!!!!! Ikwuru obim mehn. Google the meaning plssss

Hahahaha Onyéómà àhòtáràm ìhé ìnà èkwú ñwànnè.

The TOKS, keep then coming bro.

Op you should ask him to kiss and lick your feet and axx every morning too it will help you in knowing if the relationship will last, its a relationship rule. I don't mind doing it with my boo boo but don't think every guy is down for it or that if he can't he loves you less, you seem selfish but I'm not surprised. why not be the one to introduce the shaving thing by offering to shave him first when you guys are bathing that is if he got little something that needs shaving after you're done then tell him you would like him to do the same to you not because you shaved him first but because you find it kinky, romantic or whatnot? instead you went "he I BAE, here's a cutlass get this bushes shaved!" come on. One thing I've learned in life is that you can get anyone to do something you want for you but you have to use the right words, time, person and situation.

what is the average good paying job a naija guy can get in Dubai and what's the salary like?

Snow5:
All these women eh... Altho na some sha... Not all

Most are filled with diseases and all... I got too from one oo
I first used condom.. Second round I nor gree use.. The thin sweet me die... Na there I get one yeye disease ooo

Hospital nai me stay treat am.. For one month... Now am free...

I never lamunshuang again oo.. I dey fear toto like hell fire now.. Lols...

Almost six months. Nothing dey sup.. Lols

Hopefully you will understand that other sins leads one to hell and desist from them as much as possible and always ask for forgiveness. Give your life to God genuinely.

aadeyi:
But boss. That upload thing is not easy ooo. It will just be rejecting the photograph anyhow. I have tried to be successful so many times with it but all to no avail. Maybe the security feature on it should be relaxed a lil bit.
Thanks

Ensure the passport memory size is less than 200( it should be between 200mb and 214/240mb or so) if it exceeds that it doesn't upload.

how long can one stay before reapplying for f1 visa interview?

Friendzone:
Who's it?

D.M.X - X gonna give it to ya. a very dope song with dope beats. Go and download it.

Friendzone:
You composed this yourself?

hell no, its by a platinum album rapper

y'all don't get it twisted cos this rap shot is mine, its not a f..king game, f what you heard, its what you're hearing
x gonna give it to ya, f waiting for you to get it on your own cos x gone deliver it to ya..

uchman:
How could I ever diss my own mama Just to get recognition? But take a second to see who this record is dissing Just put yourself in my position, just try to envision Witnessing your momma popping prescription pills in the kitchen Bitching that someones always go through her purse and shit got missing... Going to public housing system, victim of mashusen syndrome My whole life! I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't!! Till I grew up! Till I blew up!! It made me sick to my stomach Wasn't the reason why you made that CD for me MA!? So you could try to justify the way you are treating me MA!!? But guess what ............ .................
Haile is growing so big now and she will never see you! She won't even be at your funeral!! You know what that hurts me the most.....
......................... ............................... ............. You selfish bitch I hope you *ucking burn in hell for this shit Remember when Rooney died, you said you wished it was me!? But am dead!! Am Dead so you can be!!!!

Eminem - Cleaning out my closet

SmellingAnus:
He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger

2pac dear mama

PatriotTemidayo:
Yes my brother and friend, I am a guy. Thanks a million. I love healthy, purposeful and interactive threads, let create more of it. But remember, no one can change things except we, the youth. Are you ready for a paradigm shift??

O yeah

paulavon:
@Toks2008,thanks for a great post,it is normal for certain group of people to criticize the points you listed because they challenged certain of their warp thinking and fantasies. They are quick to claim you want them to settle for less or lower their standards.

Please create threads that will challenge men and make us better.

I support his idea about creating threads that will challenge men/@Toks2008, bro please do that and keep it as raw as the can ever come. I always welcome criticism good or bad one because its only from their you can learn and pick what you need to male yourself better, thanks in advance bro.
@ PatriotTemidayo I believe you're a bro, you know wisdom is like a lantern, torch, traffic light or street light and whoever has it and most importantly uses and apply it in his or her life is blessed. You're blessed.

You can work your own miracle, nobody owes you anything. You can have anything you want, you just have to be prepared and work to get it.

Nigga get your ish together and always be prepared and on point. :-)

If the power supply is not fixed, if we can't have steady power supply a snail will be faster than the growth of this country.
1. Steady power supply,
2. Good road network,
3. Set standard for everything,
4. Proficient and competent teachers, profs
5. Quality education
6. Meritocracy and more
without these things we will never ever get better but can only depreciate.

Kimberlylouis... what you're doing is exactly why I left my ex when I used to indulge in gf/bf matters, due to her act after I left her i felt nothing even when she was hurting. Try not to indulge in fornication.

Its funny that none of you guys noticed the part where he typed that he road dawged the girl, skin dipping a girl you metnand don't know her HIV status or whether she has any sti/std?! in 2017?! op you get mind pass Samson.
Better go get some shots from a doctor bro.

pocohantas:
Yes, but his retaliation should be equal to what she did.
If she insults you, insult her back...that's how it works legally. A broken ankle can never be equal to insult.
Even self-defence has rules guiding it...you can't defend a slap with a gun or machete!!!

This would only be right if he also has a broken ankle or some other vital part broken.

Have you heard of human survival trait? you think violence is maths 1+2=2 hmm? have you ever seen where two people gave each other "equal" slaps or whatever? human beings are different for e.g I know a guy, he's the type that loves to give people double or x10 of whatever they give him be it love, care, loyalty and whatnot think of what he gives back to people when they give him hurt, slap, punch, stab or an evil thing but thank God he don change.
you are a female you use your weapon - your mouth/tongue
he is a male and naturally will use his weapon - his strength so why not be smart and learn to avoid violence?

histemple:
You must train your daughter to be of good conduct, respect her husband and avoid violent confrontations that would make your son in law to be grateful for having her than beating her. You can hardly find a man man beating a respectful wife.

To some women, if you like walk away a million times, the abuses and nagging will continue anytime you return to the house.

So, how long would the husband stay away from the house?

The sad thing is that the average female will never have this perspective even after reading this awesome post you dropped.

gist4real:
If women start panel beating all the cheating men out there. How many men will still be standing?

The trick nature played on women, if women could beat men it would be worse but to answer your question many men have been poisoned, killed, hypnotised, put under charms and a lot of other nefarious things. Don't ever underestimate women, they can go to the extreme when they want to.
Why haven't anyone asked what happened? or what did this lady do?

rosalieene:
even if it were the fault of the lady, courtesy demands that he ignores her, that's Wat a matured and sensible man does....
From your previous comment, I can deduce that you are in support or you will do that to your wife and you don't see anything wrong with it.
I have come to realize that there are so many crazy men out there.... Men who wants their wives to prostrate before them all the time, men who wants their wives to always keep quiet whenever they are talking or shouting at them even when wrong, men who want their wives to abide only by their rules, men who want their wives to ........ name them. the list goes on and on.

Courtesy demands that the man should ignore her?! That's what a matured sensible man will do?
1. Do you know what she did that led to this awful result?
2. Have you even asked?
3. Do you know whether the man is still alive?
4. What could make a man act like a beast towards a lady he claims he loves?
None of you fakes have asked these questions rather chanting let's burn the man at the stakes.
OK, what does courtesy demand from the lady in question before the thing escalated? what should a matured sensible lady do to avoid this situation?
Your mindset is the reason these horrible situations will never cease to occur, why would you always expect the man to take anything, hurtful words, evil deeds or whatever could spite and unleash the beast in that man to so this?

Princedapace:
I don't support beating up a woman.. But pls.. As hand take dey pain u guys wen men hit u guys.. That is how una bad mouth take dey pain us.

No Godly woman will bad mouth her hubby.. Some women are evil and I can never judge those man until I hear his own side of the story..

I saw one woman finished her husband at a hospital.. The man felt like dying or disappearing becus people were there and the woman spoke to this man like he was a child..

Pls.. There is no excuse for being rude.. Is a no no.. I don't know why women expect men to accept their rude tongues nd they don't want to accept that men only know how to beat .. If my sister gets rude to her hubby... I will really deal wit her..

Bro that women way of thinking leaves me speechless, you expect a man to control his hands but don't even think of controlling your tongue?! if I throw up a glass and know that when it falls it will shatter and maybe cut me then why the hell will I throw up the glass and expect the glass to control itself and not shatter?! how? there's always a reaction to an action and some times it might not be equal but it must be there.

I jumped into a hungry lion's cage and expect the lion to control its hunger? we need lessons on prevention.