₦airaland Forum

nyben4eva:
It is so because Americans don't have a divisive daft and illiterate leaders we have in Nigeria who declared on CNN how to treat the 97% and 5% that voted for him,forgetting that the resources isn't gotten from the 97%.

Also,America offers all citizens equal rights and opportunities despite your state of origin,tribe and political affiliation.They don't neglect a particular region out of hatred,wickedness and sentiments.

They also put America first before any thing,while the dumb bleeps we have here put themselves,families and cronies first,second,third......without giving a second thought about the existence of others.That's why we see Nigeria and her leaders as idiots.

Thanks a bunch I wish the old man's brain can assimilate all these beautiful points you listed. How can one compare U.S to Nigeria in such aspect. Personally I don't think there is any hope for Nigeria to ever progress. let them take a chance at referendum, any region, area that wants to go? let them go. Why did I say Nigeria will never ever progress? because the system is rigged, corrupt, rotten and have all the negative things to mention. The supposed leaders are there to stay, there's no equality, there's no law (except for the poor) and prime example is that an individual got years for stealing a phone while Saraki, Obj, Jonathan, IBB and all the senators are walking around and are being celebrated by some cretins. DSS is busy chasing 2face for his opinion, Soldiers are busy using the citizens that they were meant to protect for practices and abuse, police is out there planting evidence, robbing, taking bribes, extorting, renting guns to criminals and many more. NEPA has been sold, phcn continued testing peoples stabilizers, electronic gadgets and power surge protectors to see how long it will take before they burn them.

Can someone tell me one thing that is good about the Nigerian government?

stingg:
Maturity is what is needed by Nigerian internet users. Americans abuse their leaders online too but you'll hardly or never see them cursing America, it always end in a "God bless America" posture.
Go through NL and other 9ja pages and you'll see your fellow countrymen praying and wishing the country falls/fails, name-calling and other unpatriotic utterances.

Which country grows with citizens with such mindset

This dumbazz thinks that praying and wishing Nigeria to fail, name calling and unpatriotic utterance is what got Nigeria in this useless state that it is, I said it you're too stvpidd for my amusement. Talk about unnecessary bans, Maximum concentration on oil and less concentration on other sectors which awesome revenues could be generated like Agriculture, Education, health ( what will happen if other nation come to Nigeria for medical services while we charge them) tourism, ACCOUNTABILITY, MERITOCRACY and more and you are here thinking its some people's mere wishes that got Nigeria into this state. you are an Osibanjo..(a useless, brainless human being, a human that lacks the ability to think, a charlatten ).

austinvsb1:
The problem is You foolishh kids not being able to differentiate between free speech and hate speech! Your use of the internet to propagate hate is the reason why the tension in the country is at an all time high!

Bro make no mistake, the tension of the country has nothing to do with hate speech, it has to do with incompetence, injustice and woeful failure of the supposed leaders to lead a nation. Not one single governor is doing what they are supposed to do, do you know what power you wield when you can make laws and enforce it? hate speech is nothing. People die everyday from generator fumes and the government gives no fk? nothing is good is in this country and you think its hate speech that is the problem? the nation is in all time high tension because then people were suffering and smiling a lot but this time the economy is trash, cost of living is in all time high and shitty and the people can't afford to smile anymore. Instead of trying to fix the situation he thinks the internet is the threat? Its better to listen to a goat than to listen to this acting president speak.

toolovely:
the best thing that has ever happened to us is the internet. they are complaining now because people are no more listening to their lies. when NTA or radio Nigeria was the only means of getting information in Nigeria, they tell you what they want to tell, but now, it's no more. I remembered when I was undergoing my Industrial training at NTA, there was crises in Kaduna and so many Igbos were killed. NTA did not report that story until the news were all over. to counter the information going round, an order came that they should report it but say only 4 people were killed. aaaahhh. I asked my boss, but sir, that's not the situation on ground. he told me, my dear, that's where we found ourselves. that if you report it exactly how it is that it will cause more trouble for the country.

But thanks to internet. recently, mainstream media houses stopped reporting the activities of Boko haram in the North but they have been technically defeated. but through internet, we still get informatios of their activities just because we have selfish people as so leaders.
what's so protecting a country when lives of the citizens are worthless to the people in government?

May God bless you and your generation, the internet have enlightened Nigerians in many ways, gave them jobs, enhanced businesses and billions more. Who will be Linda Ikeji without the internet? or any other blogger? konga? payporte? u can buy stuff from home without driving out, you can coordinate or run business in different countries from one country. You can educate yourself with just a phone and an internet connection. the whole world is at the tips of your freaking fingers?! and trillions of good thongs and advantages that the beautiful queen called internet have been giving to us, you can't read this post now without internet, you can't quite, like or do shiiiit let alone access NL or fb or whatever if not for internet and a supposed human termed it a threat?! a "graduate", a supposed lawyer that is supposed to know about human rights and more?! He is worse than the sick pig in a u.k veterinary.

ScotsReferendum:
Osibanjo is as stupid hopeless useless worthless etc like Buhari


Are you sure the idiot truly studied law

Jeez, what nonsense is this.

How did we end up with an idiot as vice president

How can anyone think that Nigeria will ever progress with this cow dung as the president and surrounded by chicken shitts with like minds?! how can these fools lead any nation?!

toolovely:
the best thing that has ever happened to us is the internet. they are complaining now because people are no more listening to their lies. when NTA or radio Nigeria was the only means of getting information in Nigeria, they tell you what they want to tell, but now, it's no more. I remembered when I was undergoing my Industrial training at NTA, there was crises in Kaduna and so many Igbos were killed. NTA did not report that story until the news were all over. to counter the information going round, an order came that they should report it but say only 4 people were killed. aaaahhh. I asked my boss, but sir, that's not the situation on ground. he told me, my dear, that's where we found ourselves. that if you report it exactly how it is that it will cause more trouble for the country.

But thanks to internet. recently, mainstream media houses stopped reporting the activities of Boko haram in the North but they have been technically defeated. but through internet, we still get informatios of their activities just because we have selfish people as so leaders.
what's so protecting a country when lives of the citizens are worthless to the people in government?

May God bless you and your generation, the internet have enlightened Nigerians in many ways, gave them jobs, enhanced businesses and billions more. Who will be Linda Ikeji without the internet? or any other blogger? konga? payporte? u can buy stuff from home without driving out, you can coordinate or run business in different countries from one country. You can educate yourself with just a phone and an internet connection. the whole world is at the tips of your freaking fingers?! and trillions of good thongs and advantages that the beautiful queen called internet have been giving to us, you can't read this post now without internet, you can't quite, like or do shiiiit let alone access NL or fb or whatever if not for internet and a supposed human termed it a threat?! a "graduate", a supposed lawyer that is supposed to know about human rights and more?! He is worse than the sick pig in a u.k veterinary.

stingg:
Kid, I have no words for you. To dignify you with a mention is a waste of time and effort.
Good luck!

Dignify? ive seen foools on nl using that word "dignify" how can you dignify one with a response on a cyberspace? yet you quoted me, you're too stupidd for my amusement now get back into your cave dummy.

stingg:
And did America suddenly become great with foolish citizens like you?

Its understandable that you needed something to fill your skull so that it won't be empty but you should have used rocks or sand instead of a brain.

feelgoodInc:
you see you're enjoying the freedom now by saying this but he's trying to arrest people that say this.

Freedom of speech is a human right, that's what's he's trying to take away from the people residing in the big wild life park called Nigeria. People should be allowed to say whatever they want to. Its called self expression. once again FVck this donkeys!!
what is democracy if I can't be able to say fvck you to a useless president in a country running a democratic government?!

stingg:
Maturity is what is needed by Nigerian internet users. Americans abuse their leaders online too but you'll hardly or never see them cursing America, it always end in "God bless America"

hmmm one question, is Nigeria like America? are leaders held accountable for their actions in Nigeria like in America? pls the brain is not for decoration.

All Nigerian politicians are big fools and crminals , they deserve to be use for target shooting practices or fed to carnivorous animals in the zoo. Internet a threat?! WTF?! where are snipers when you need one?! Bleep this country tagged Nigeria!!! I HATE THESE FOOLSSS WITH PASSION! How can a supposed human being, an elected stinking rat make such statement?! in 2017?!

tosyne2much:
My brother, I went through all the pages and I weep for these ladies and the parents that gave birth to them. Reading their comments scares the hell out of me for having a female child

Bro i used to laugh it off when some were doing it, it was funny to read stupid things and how the person defends it proudly but lately it now seems like a way of life and they're no longer few but most!! Just observe most threads and see the posts by them its appalling, its only few that gives one hope that some still utilize their brain. Hopefully more will.

shinarlaura:
Chaiii.

Sweetheart take it easy on us na

Now that's an example of a girl that knows she isn't in or among the parameter that the girl they're bashing is typing about. If you don't possess those things she mentioned you won't mind.

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

You'll should just shut up and stop being sore losers, how the fvck am I supposed to hate on a fellow girl? She's naive and that naivety will be used against her soon... We know how you lots rush to create stupid threads when the relationship goes sour.

Ps: I'm nothing close to ugly, get that into your small head

All the time, what do most of you gain from hauling insults all day? what? let's say she's naive( which she's definitely not, she's intelligent) then she should be burned at the stakes?! you might not be ugly but you and the mzl... girl sure sound ugly & BTW she's ugly & her make up couldn't even save her or hide her "Worgliness" #Fact, do you doubt me?. On the side of the game to hell with looks BC it ain't shitt, why can't you all discuss or tender your opinions without insults? you can correct her in a better way.

op not all Nl girls are dumb and not all guys here are smart too but the ratio tilts more to the girls maybe because most of them just hop online to post ridiculous things without analysing it. I once saw a thread about no man should have an erection if he's broke and believe me that left me stunningly speechless, how, what, when or who thinks or posts such? when did people turn into oxygen wasting matter?! who raised this individual? I definitely blame the people that raised her because they failed woefully or didn't do their job at all.

I wonder why you guys cry wolf about Nl girls, this and that and take it personal most times, these people don't count in your lives, that is if you got one.


no one is perfect y'all should let bias and sentiments go if you all can (M.I 10) but at the end of the day, believe it or not the world needs few stupid, dumb, airheads and so on but the problem is that their number is drastically increasing.

Sensual:
Not good enough, but atleast they have a job.
What about those that don't have any source of income

should they leave the job because of the salary?
I think we should start thanking God for the one we have, and keep hoping for a better one.
There are people that would kill to get a job that will pay them even if it's 20k. Naija no be America.

This is how bad Nigeria have polluted our minds, so nowadays we are to we are to rejoice that one has a job of #20k?! wtf?! that's modern slavery in my opinion. We can do better, we should recognize that 20-40 salary is not good for someone who wants to achieve something in life and not see it as a wonderful thing.

ronald4lif:
Your pettiness and foolhardiness is divine. You earn 5k a day and you think that's a milestone and a feet unattainable? Just coz you got 5k today the urge to brandish it on our faces couldn't be resisted. Please purge out this poverty mentality that's cudgelling your psyche away. This is below par for a wannabe celebrity.

lmao hahahahaha don't hurt him! lol

uchennaq:
A word is enough for the wise especially those earning 50 - 60k monthly. Let me tell you, if you continue to earn that in the next 5yrs, your nothing but a failure. You might end up getting married at the age of 40 if not more WOE BE UNTO YOU if you have access to 24/7 internet, yet you fool yourself daily on facebook by looking at big yash girls or you download porn to watch You can't build a house of your own or buy a car of 5mil at this rate. Time is going, use your brain else you WILL FOREVER REMAIN A FAILURE. I PITY YOU

;-)

Thank you very much for doing justice to this topic and many more other of such trends on NL.
I am an old member but due to the fact am well known i decided to use this moniker for this purpose.
There is no sector in Nigeria that you do not see people using juju,pastors,afa or even the market woman that sell pepper that is not worth #1000 do juju to be successful, so there is high possibility of internet scammers involving in voodoo too.

I am not proud of been in this game,i studied so hard in school but understood life wasn't fair after graduation....we bleached it though!

I have built two good houses and drive two cars that worth above 3m each and have never visited a babalawo for any form of success charm or juju.
I do email scam,come to think of it how will i do juju for a whole company am controlling their email?
One person can have access to more than 200 companies emails world wide waiting for when the want to either make a purchase or make sales.

Do you do juju to make there raw material vanish into air for them to make a new purchase or do juju to force there partner make a purchase?


All you do is wait and monitor when Mr A want to pay Mr B and you alter the conversation and change the original bank detail and if it goes through gbam...na jack pot depending on the amount!
Companies run millions of transaction all over the world everyday.

I will stop here, more than 50% of internet scammers do not involve in juju!
It is a trick,to be successful you have to learn the fundamentals.

There is no MAGIC!

Our Grand parents may have also said this when the first saw motor cars and other technologies they never knew existed until they got used to it and understood how it works.

Ignorance na better sickness

The guy that posted this shit!
You know your story is fake!

my oh my

Splinz:
She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

No No No even if you want to withdraw #500 naira and decide to go inside the bank instead of the ATM bro its your right, that's how its suppose to be. Its your money and they're there to render service to you.

naijamakossa:
You came back home from anywhere you have been to,your wife/girlfriend fetch you water to bath,please and please do not allow her to press your penis,it's their new way of catching a cheating husband/boyfriend,they will hold it and press it to see whether left over sperm will come out

that was how my friend was caught yesterday by his girlfriend.

a word to the wise,is in the north.thank you

hahahhahaahaha always urinate after messing around outside. piss! and get rid of the remaining sperm but he was caught because he admitted to it. Iyke?! hahahahaha make I hear say him wife catch am, Iyke tutor devil on lies 401. Babe I had a wet dream when I slept off at the office, I saw u with that ur red gstring that drives me crazy with ur jiggly azz and I rushed and started ..... next thing I woke up and saw this jizz, I rushed to d vathroom , cleaned up and now after I'm through with this shower I'm going to fk d shitt outta u for causing me this predicament at the office today with ur sexy azz.

Jaynom:
She's your girl.
You guys cohabit.
You guys are in love.
Grab her by the pvssy.
The pvssy's yours.
Niggah in a relationship there's no "mine or yours" but ours. Tell her this is our pvssy

Lmao hahahahaha I wonder how guys ask for sex, how? is it like baby I want sex or I want to fk or what? I don't understand how they ask for that shitt. Go to her or play with her, romance, kisses and more sexual stuff and bam here comes the swimming pool and u dive in it. I like your funny post bro, This pvssy is ours.

she might explain which will lead to more convo on the issue or she might decide to sweep any bias that made her act the way she did under the rug in order to continue enjoy the good time you're giving her. From her response you will know what to do, tell her how u see her as a smart, beautiful, interesting lady and attach references to most of these to mske it seem real for e.g shes very smart, the way she did this or that or how her good command of English, a story she told u or whatever u observed abt her that u can link to the word "smart" do so but if u cant find then leave it at shes smart move on to d other qualities then maybe you can say well its all good sha dat u were longing to see her beautiful smile that makes ur day that she had been denying you since but oh well she's here right now with her smile that makes your day, basically make her feel great and important (things we do for pusssssi smdfh but we need the wet cat anyway :-) ).
Then enjoy the rest of the evening and end it in a merry way when she's all happy drive her home or give her transport fare, don't ask her when is she coming to your place. Don't invite her for now, when u get home call her and show some love/care. Have you reach home and other things but don't make this call long, make it short and sweet then say ur byes.
Text her the next morning by maybe six a.m, start ur day. Don't call her until in the evening, pick time maybe be 7/8:30 p.m to ask about how she is and how was her day, hope she had a splendid day, dinner and other lovely things they like and sometimes call her in the morning when she starts reciprocating. Do these call schedule for maybe 4days then in between the 4days call her randomly and tell her you are thinking about her, chat a little and drop the call, be observant if she's feeling you and if she is she will start expecting your call and wanna hear from you. She will start calling you at least from the second day and I bet within this new week she will come to your place but these all depends on two things which you are to finesse like a motherfucker;
1. How you go about it, basically your GAME.
2. Is she feeling you (#1 will determine that), if she is then half the job is done. It seems like she was feeling you but something happened but forget all that. It's a new adventure, catch fun bro its not a do or die affair.

motherfuckers:
Well, wanting her? may be at least I don't hang out with any girl around here as a new person lol. It certainly wouldn't be bad idea to get company at some time.

Right now, there is rift already, a friction because of what happened on Friday... will calling her make her feel proud? or how would you handle it?

It depends and many things are better discussed in person than on phone so that you can read a persons body language, know whether you should continue what you were saying, whether she's feeling ur flows or not and many more. How to handle any girl depends on her personality.
If she's reasonable you can call her and tell her you would like both of u to meet at a nice fast food, nice restaurant with serene environment, a dope hangout spot, a pool/bar spot, basically a place with nice settings and u need to look, act and be coordinated. Meet up start with small talks, be friendly and your mood should be happy and laid back. Ask her how has she been, be or act interested in her (u have to be on ur "game". When u don't take chicks serious, u feel very relaxed and flow, yan, crack jokes and butter her up. Watch her body language as u unfold these things. If she's feeling you her eyes, lips, arms, head (how she moves her head) and shoulders will tell you then you can switch to next thing. Ask her what happened? at a point she seems like the beautiful, awesome and sweet lady but at a point you didn't understand her ways again within so so days (u know d days Nigga). She's likely to explain if you buttered her up very well then watch her response.

motherfuckers:
I will take your advice and calm down... The issue here is that I have had enough with these girls and I won't want to go another round with another, if not for sake of God, I would gladly live my life without them or adopt if it comes to that( the sad part is there is nothing like your own).

concerning the emoboldened, the friend told me personally to be careful of her ( they stay together) and not put all my mind or trust on her because of the way she behaves. She personally told me that she had advised the girl several times to mind the way she hang out with men that will never benefit her. The funniest thing before God and man was that I didn't believe her wholly; I thought after the first call, they had quarrel and so, she decided to spoil what she had arranged out jealousy.

You should have asked where I knew the friend and WHY she selflessly agreed to hook us.

HERE is the thing... that friend did all that because when she came from the east and had no place to sleep, we sheltered her for months until she decided it was time to move out... no quarrel and in those time, she knows me well and there were a few times I bought some stuff as a family so they can feel at home. That is how I treat people generally EXCEPT they abuse the privilege.

But I will take your advice, calm down and take everything calmly.

As you can see, she unknowingly confirmed what I had been warned earlier on...

motherfuckers go back and read my initial post, I didn't complete it before u read it.
Nkwuocha made good points too, the thing is do you still want this girl bro? (though u have to subliminally not take her serious but don't let it show)

motherfucker:
Sorry, I don't belong to that school of thought. I put people squarely where they belong otherwise they will repeat again. I understand your point, but u don't want to hear my story where I over looked things like this and in the end, I was the most stupid maga to ever graced mother earth.

Now, I do GIGO (Garbage in Garbage Out).

My elder brother messed up, I put him where he belong. A tenant messed up, I put where he belong because people take advantage of you when you over look things... A real man know when to cut the bullshhiit.

hei are you not supposed to represent that name "motherfucker"?
A motherfucker does not give a fk! yes you're vexed she didn't show up after she said she would and for the fact that u had to sub ur dish cos of the bush! Dude one thing u should know is never get angry at this little girls and their shortcomings and how can u do that? by not taking them serious! you're hurt now cos u took d gal serious n for whatever reason she acted a fooll in her on way (ur views). The best thing I ever did for myself is LOVE MYSELF, most of you don't love urselves much. Instead thinking of subscribing cos of d gal y don't u sub cos even though u ain't got time to watch t.v u can watch a little during weekends, doing it for u n not for a gal that's one of d reasons y ur feelings were hurt bro. If i invite a gal to come over n she doesn't I'll enjoy myself with whatever goodies I prepared or bought or call a side chick.
If u call a gal don't trust whether she's coming if u want to fk, check d time. If the supposed time is 30mins late then u hit up ur side chick ask her to come and if she's on d way then call the initial simple chick n tell her something came up that u got to go somewhere but if the initial simple chick comes first then u call d side chick and explain to her that something came up and to cement ur word u send her some mtn, airtel or whatever card and she would find it easier to chill.
Sometimes you make them invite themselves, they won't ask u directly but they can put it in DC ways like
Girl: where do u stay? I've never been to that place/area before..
You: Really? its nice, cool we though our electricity ain't all that but thank God for the generator. or One of the reason I like/moved to the place is cos they have constant electricity. You can come around..( put, IF YOU WANT if she seems laid back)

Matter if fact maybe you didn't pull ur game well based on how u approached her first, sometimes its better to make ursef or place interesting to a gal and entice her to come over. For e.g since you discovered she like watching movies you would have found out what kind of movies she was watching n ask her what d story line is and after shes tru then u can say something like I watched a movie that has similar storyline on movie afric, African magic, MBC, movie3 or whatever channel she might be into and go on to say u plan to watch a movie d u programmed on ur decoder by ?? p.m (but don't sound cocky or pompous or like ur boasting) then like a chicken head she is, she will be interesting to know what kind of movies, channels, house, apartment and other things u got and if ur house is cool (Every G is supposed to make his house, room, selfcon or whatever look awesome, sweet and comfortable for u first before the gals. they love that). Her mind be like, if I go down with this guy I can get to stay at his home and see movies all day and do other shitt even invite my friends over (they love that too believe me) when he goes to work and bam she's at ur home and next time she's likely to sleep over or come over for the weekend bro. Hope u peeped game here though, more punnies to u

totally impossible, do you remember how sweet and awesome a punni is? somebody help this guy recall.

Chanchit:
When God go catch this guy, the woman go enter 100, she still no go gree die.

lol lmao guy you are wicked hahahahaha so the guy prayer point na make this woman kpai as soon as him green card land abi? This country have turned guys into but honestly most of these guys criticizing this guy are willing and ready to do same if the had the same opportunity.

SarahBonetta:
Lol. Useless talent

In U.s this talent will be verified, harnessed then she will go on many talk show where she will reveal a lot and don't forget she will be making her money while at it so don't call it useless unless you are putting a location to it. let alone Guinness book of records.
If she can tell the correct size or length of a D of any man just from his facial structures? She and her skills will be studied and she's going down in history.

jagugu88li:
The second picture.......Thats love and being thoughtful, the lady is heavy.

The first could either be the guy is being bullied or he simply is being nice.

Its these silly juju obsessions that causes unnecessary problems for couples. One cant show love anyway they want these days, simply because one nitwit will claim juju

1. Second pic√
2. First pic X ( The wife can mop and there's something about her eating in the kitchen, smiling at the guy while he's mopping the kitchen)
*chops knuckle* you're the bomb and may your husband treat you better dear but no go turn am to house boy oooo hahahahaha.