₦airaland Forum

lucrownt:
This is how elections supposed to be
Likes for GMB and Shares for GEJ

NO! It suppose to be like this: Likes for GEJ & Shares for GMB.

harmless011:
Change has come to stay, there is nothing fayose can do to stop the change movement.

What change? Ok,the one mentioned above,sorry we don't need it. We need GOODLUCK.

If she like,make she fry kpof kpof. If na frying competition una want, madam Peace fit fry garri for una. GEJ till 2019.

Omooba77:
This is the knockout stage,not the group stage.

This is the qualification for the group stage.......The journey is still very far.

Chelsea don see the one wey senior betrice today,upon say na one man advantage to them. Chelsea don fall my hand patapata.

Arsene wenger fine for here o. Meanwhile this is Papilo my main man.

Many people have complained about this 1960bet,what's really wrong with them.

Mayor21:
Who the hell is she?

Nneka the pretty serpent,do u remember her.

golor:
Shay u knw go stop to attack buhari?I pity u na ikirikiri de call u so.


U re one of d major reason,buhari is getting popular by d day!


Oga politician,every one now want change,I was so amaze yesterday when some one was passing my street nd he was on argument wit his mate,then one of them shouted APC all d kids below 3 nd above shouted CHANGE both d once who couldn't pronounce it well nd the once who could,if u think I cook this up, on a very good day why walking on a street jst shout APC u will b amaze to see who will respond CHANGE both old nd young.


Truth is buhari got all it take to restore back d dignity of our dear country,GEJ knows this very well, that why they re trying all means to stop him.jona is an enemy of dis country.

Vote change

Vote APC

Vote BUHARI.

Apc has come to stay forever.

Story for the Gods.Buhari doesn't even know how tackle his personal problems talkless of Nigeria.

That one for front still need sex satisfaction/pregnancy,she never reach menopause? na wah o.

Starlite is a name of a beer. Nigeria always welcome & encourage corruption...what nonsense are iboris,abachas & others still doing in politics? Maybe to continue from where their grand patrons stopped.

Faceless clown is talking.

Neatly used indeed.

Proudly Ikenga ABSU;Proudly aba boy;proudly from abiriba (small london). Biochemistry,graduated 2004.

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Honestly, President Goodluck Jonathan has failed the people of Bayelsa when you compare the state to Rivers, Cross River and Delta.
Bayelsa has no airport and no ferry service.
Bayelsa looks more like Ajegunle in Lagos.[/size]

That is more the work of the state governors from their respective state allocations. Stop crucifying the President.

Don't be deceived! 'A bad brother is better than a bad friend' because if u said that Goodluck Jonathan is bad to his people (people of bayelsa state) which I don't think so. Do u expect buhari to be better?

Tayulo:
Just fuel pump sir,and 5k will fix that.

Why not fix the fuel pump,5k is nothing compared to the price of the vehicle.

sammondonpoint:
funny enough when I was applying for teaching Job, the three different Schools I saw offered the same amount, I don't bother resuming because I know they are part of unfortunate Schools we are talking about. The funniest thing is that two out these schools are secondary schools, Even the proprietor told me am gonna be teaching Mathematics and Further Maths from SS1 to SS3 with N8000 per month... .... I told him he should not worry that I will resume the next day.....


Closing the school gate....I took to my heels

Hehaha!! And u will need plenty of milk to keep the brain working. Maybe that 8k per month package is not for graduates or ond holders,it will be for wassce holders to teach jss or primary school students.

Ur yansh no reach my girlfriend own,my girl's asset is da bomb.

Straight to church thanksgiving on sunday,e no dey easy,after all this years,God has finally answered his prayer.

So much hype on PHLEGMATIc,@ OP.

DAVE5:
9z one bro, Melancholies rock
Another xtic of mels dat most authors forget 2 add is, though mels are indoor persons but there comes a time when they have a rush of adrenaline and they go over-extrovert, when u c d Mel u wnt recognize him\her until d adrenaline wears out and dey bcom introvert again
I experienced dis episode during my service year, I was something else, I was doing things I won't normally
#teammelancholy

I thought that I m alone on this. I m an introvert but most of the times etremely extrovert especially when its need arises.

LLVelly:
Mix lizard urine & honey then drink it b4 u sleep & soon as u wake for 7ven days. Thank me later.

Is that a joke?

On december 03, 2014 at 9:12 am
Lagos –  A 28-year-old woman, Mirian Ndubuisi, was on Tuesday arraigned in an Ikeja Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, for vicious assault on a co-tenant.
The accused, a business woman who resides at 18, Odolowu St., Ijesha, Lagos State, is facing a two-count charge of conspiracy and aggravated assault.
She pleaded not guilty to the charge preferred against her.
The prosecutor, ASP Eranus Nnamonu, told the court that the defendant committed the offence on Oct. 12 at their residence.
Nnamonu said that a fight broke out between the two tenants who had previously been at loggerheads.
He said the complainant had alleged that the defendant’s attempt to eliminate him had resulted in the death of the defendant’s son.
“A scuffle ensued between Ndubusi and the complainant, one Phillip Eze, over his declaration in church while giving a testimony that the complainant’s son death was as a result of her intentions toward him.
“During the fight, Ndubusi bit one of Eze’s arms and his scrotum, leaving deep lacerations there ,” Nnamonu said.
He said that the offences contravened Sections 171 and 409 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
Section 171 of the law prescribes that any person who unlawfully assaults another and thereby does him harm is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for three years.
The Magistrate, Mrs A.R. Onilogbo, admitted the defendant to bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum and adjourned the matter to Dec. 11 for mention.(NAN)

I m tired of hearing this.

This is to show u that in ibo land its not all about the money.

And this made front page.

I pray that rivers state govt will listen to their pleas,wish them all the best. but At least dolphin players moral go dey low so that Enyimba go win them 2moro. Up Enyimba!

Why he no go win? Na for their village in anambra dem do the search,he sabi road. Lols!

I know that it will happen.

ttmacoy:
I'm sorry but this statement smacks of ignorance. Being gay doesn't mean you go around sleeping with everyone as you all seem to think.

You have gay people in committed relationships same as straight people, and you have gay people who are promiscuous same as straight people, but you will not see gay people trying to.sleep with straight people and have a harrasing them like you make it sound. Pure ignorance.

To me homopobia is discrimination, same as you all face discrimination in all facets in Nigeria e.g. based on age for jobs, based on tribe, based on religion etc

Live and let live. I am not gay but I have worked with gay people in my project teams here in the UK and NO they have not tried sticking it in my ass the way u all like to paint it. We work as colleagues with mutual respect and I go home to my wife and do what I want, they go home to their partners and do what they want. Shikena.

Fat LIE! Don't use one instance to generalize issues. I m sorry,maybe u re one of them,U re not a gay & u re saying "live & let live".In Nigeria we will not allow them to live because they re disasters. Back to the matter,A gay can have affection with a fellow gay or/and a straight (I mean normal people,because here we believe that a gay ain't normal). I ve seen them during their operations in many occassions,they used to have affection with those small/younger handsome boys,one of my relatives who happens to be a top shot in the bank made it posible for handsome boys & those who re willing to play game to be employ for their I.T programe,he can give u anything u want in order to poke u. It's not a news in PH,lagos,abuja & other big cities,they have organisations in many of the big companies,if they come accross u & u re willing to play ball,willing to open ur hole & keep the game secret,they will connect u,juicy packages. One of my friend they gave a juicy offer,when he told me,I asked him "if they finish poking u,will u be seeing ur self as a father/husband,as a man in front of ur wife & little daughter?"

Kayharry:
Ac fabric seat neat interior first body no dent sharp gear call for inspection
07035036313

Lols! A learner. Is that ur phone number or mtn recharge card?

Paving way for ndi igbo,lols! Emeka Ihedioha prayer,whosoever sitting on my position will not find peace until he leave that position. God has answered ur prayers,ride on. Na joke o.