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Born2winnx:
Better style...my nigga don cashout..

Bro mount With spider 2010... meanwhile still de bumb

MistadeRegal:


Luke 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
What da fuckkkkkkkkkk .....
That is like 200,000 yuan
And for all those praising the man...you guys should stop it....bunch of pussy asss holier-than-thou every where


it is possible the man is not even that holy...probably the percentage way them settle nor reach am...

There is no holy soul on this gadmnnn planet earth....everybody on planet earth has a price...

That is why as a real niggarrr....I will write a book titled "the criminality in every human"

Donbabafx1:
I'm damned scared, it looks like a threat but I dont what to burn it yet

Fescoblack:
let her go to Poland.

Aburada:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

This is the same thing I did to one single mother that year. I don't want anything to distract me from my daily hustle because there's no love in the street

I only derive joy from my weed not from any woman

Smoke up
Drink up
Bomb Chinese websites

WeChat/Alipay/courier/Consignment



You had to check the moniker if it's

slawormiir

grossintel:
I won't describe them as poor in anyway, but they are definitely at the rough edges. This is why I'm worried they acted this way.

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

Nazgul:
Chie I miss my schooling days...see 404 wasting away.

Back to the topic, ekuke don't have any problem, maybe he's fasting...once he's done, he'll sort himself out. Don't worry.

showafrica:
MBA is people's nightmare this 2020. As they survived Coro everyone trusted them, hopefully they will make profit and settle everyone gradually. This is the time they need to prove they are into forex trading. There will be no more new investors so, they should trade the forex and pay everybody otherwise, they are scammers.

The thing opened my eye self... All you need to make 22% profit monthly from forex is just 1 pip daily from EURUSD @ 1.00 lot. Simple thing that is 95% certain... Na wao

MejiLoyon:
That your friend na confirm street.
He sense danger japa immediately. That's street man.
You're lucky. Let me lay down a few rules that might help other otus like you

Never walk at night. If you must walk at night be on guard. If the street is lonely jog if you can. If you see someone at one side approaching you cross to the other side. If he cross follow you na thief. Japa. As in efele. If na small lane hold big stone and make it obvious say you hold big stone. He go change him mind. Hehehe. He fit even greet you good evening sef. Trust me if works. Also never chase after a thief if them pass two. Make them no go mend you.

In all let's be safe. God no go shame us

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

foreverme1225:
who knose what next year has in store?

NwaNimo1:
The general 'assassinated' English....

Kinematics:
Sun no dey touch USA?

bayo2018:
I’m thinking of letting my Mum supervise the project though they’ve their own building but not to the standard taste I want mine and I’m thinking she might not supervise it very well because I’ll be heading to school next year (that’s if school resume sha oo lols )

Or should I just terminate the project till I finish with my studies

MalaikaEH:
Okay, OP, let me teach you in primary school tone and voice.

My instructional material is a flashlight (touch) and a spherical globe containing map of the world. For easier understanding, take the materials to a dark room where the only source of light is the touch light.

Now, the touch represents the sun and should be kept on a chair at one corner of the room. The sun is the only source of light in the whole universe. The moon and stars merely reflect rays of light from the sun. The sun does not move at all. It is stationary and shines constantly without stopping. So, in this dark room, keep the touch light shining at one place towards the globe without offing it.

Back to the globe, make it stand constantly on the south pole with Australia near it, while the North Pole is constantly upside with Siberia, Alaska and Northern Russia close to it.

Now, set the globe in such a way that the light is shining directly on the map of Nigeria on the globe. In real world, that happens around 12pm in Nigeria. Other countries on the same line (latitude) with Nigeria, such as Italy, Libya, Tunisia, Niger, Germany, etc have their 12pm at the same time. So, it is said that they are on the same time zone.

At this same time, countries and areas directly behind Nigeria on the other side of the globe will have their 12am (i.e. Mid night) because the light from the touch (sun) can not reach them.

The earth rotates anti-clockwise on its axis (meaning that it turns round and round slowly on the South Pole side). So, we turn our globe so that the touch light now shines directly on the map of Ghana, Mali, UK, Spain, etc . In reality, it takes the earth complete 1 hour to make this turn. So, the time zone around the world would have changed by 1 hour. Time in Nigeria becomes 1pm when Ghana has 12pm, At this same time, Senegal would be having 11am. The earth and time continue to move until Nigeria will reach behind the light, which is night. At 12am (mid night) in Nigeria, some countries facing the sun will have their mid day. It takes 24 hours for the earth to rotate completely on its axis. That is what we call one day.

Also, the earth revolves around the sun. That means it continues moving, apart From rotating, until it has gone round the sun. This takes 365 and one quarter days to complete. That is one year.

I hope you all understand today's lesson.

Lilgabby:
Abi e no wan better for who dey threaten her.... E be like say na all deeper life members want die ba.... Nothing must do that woman and her child. Or else! ...una go hear am.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
For all those asking wetin Bobrisky dey do for a living ...
Let me tell you all a secret....although only my real niggarrrrs here will understand
Bobrisky he is into grindr anyday anytime twice on Friday

Na gay format this guy take dey huzzle for grindr
Him go ask any of he friends for overseas probably all those Arab countries like oman, Bahrain and Kuwait make them help am logging

Immediately them logging for am then he profile and online details for grindr go dey show overseas whereas he dey Nigeria.. then those Arab gay men go dey add am
Only my real niggarrrs here on Nairaland Will understand

Bornsinner7:
For the gram..

So what do we now do?? return it??

Some of this celebrities are suffering from a social media syndrome that affects the brain..

illicit:
I will still date this babe....

StephenBB:
If she no sell those bags then use the money for those children wey dey in need under that her foundation ehn!
Na im i go know say nothing dey her head...na just attention seeker she be.
How you go get foundation but you go dey flex luxurious bags

Sixfeetbelle:
There was a period this year I lost interest in a lot of things. For like 2 months, I was in a perpetual sad state. Couldn't watch a movie past 20 minutes, couldn't read a book past the first 3 pages, got tired of my online classes, lost interest in a skill I was learning. At some point, nairaland got boring for me as well (energy to debate with redpillers left me. Lol). I would sneak off to Instagram to go and binge watch comedy skits. Spent lots of data/money in the process.

One night, I just broke down and cried. Was literally begging God to not let me sink. I didn't want to think/accept that it might be depression.

But in November, I decided to retry a few things I had put on hold and somehow, picked up on doing more things. I haven't exactly gotten back to how I was before but it's way better than it was in those bleak days.

ReluctantAdult:
Sex, clubbing, beer, and I'm not even old. I guess it's because I was exposed quite early. Nowadays I chill in my house, listening to old music from the 80s and 90s, and drinking wine.

Also, I don't watch movies anymore. Nowadays I watch documentaries, sports and news. I love the new interests I've got though