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assholemods:
Coconut brain

assholemods:
You are the most foolish person here because your comment is very clear, you are so daft that you don't even understand yourself. You goofed and you trying to to turn it around.
Very local guy with archaic reasoning. Educated illiterate!

assholemods:
Usual talk from educated illiterates.... Do you know the number of people killed by tobacco or tobacco related sickness yearly? If your grandpa is lucky to escape how many people are that lucky?

ablejesus26:
Ok
It will be a big plus for Madrid.
They should also work hard to get Harland on board.
Hala Madrid.

chatinent:
Dear TEAM,
I want you all to be mindful of your security. Listen to news regularly, please.
The country is going through very difficult and unsafe times. Presently, there are calls from foreign concerns to declare Nigeria a failed state. This is because of the level of insecurity present in the country presently.

We all need to be concerned about our safety. Do not say it can never happen to me. No one is safe. Relatives of the President had been kidnapped. Men of God, Security men etc. No one is safe nowhere is safe. Let us try and observe strict security protocols together with our prayers.

*ONE*
I would like to advise you all never to stay out of the house late.
Come back home or stay close to your house latest 6pm

*TWO*
Be careful on how you travel in marked vehicles at all times. Be circumspect on the security context of area and time you use marked or branded vehicles.For example, vehicles bearing names, company etc.

*THREE*
Do not travel in groups. If you are to go for a program, move in little groups of two to three and staggered movement.

*FOUR*
If your area is being for whatever reason attacked, switch of all lights including any switch with lights no matter how tiny. Remove all jewelry on your body and wrap your phone in a cloth to prevent light reflection that can betray your position.
If you hear gunshot, leave your bed and lie flat under the bed and away from your window. Get out of sight. Lie close to any wall.

*FIVE*
Do not take ride in any vehicle that you don't know. Take public transportation at all times, if you need to.

*SIX*
When you go out, dress normal and neat not flashy. Never wear any clothes that can get you noticed or identified.

*SEVEN*
If you are going out to somewhere, tell someone where you are going to and the expected time of your arrival. If possible don't go alone.

*EIGHT*
On no account should you visit online friends. People who you meet on social media, you should never visit them either in public or in their homes or offices. NEVER.- Beware !

*NINE*
Speak very little when you are in public and never comment on government, political or religious issues.

*TEN*
Always maintain call credit on your phone and always ensure you have power on it or buy power bank. You may need to make contact incase of ATTACK or EMERGENCY situations.

*ELEVEN*
If under attack, do not make voice calls, because sound travel faster and quietly at night, just ring the number repeatedly if the person pick, don't speak. Just send text. When doing that, do it under cover so that your phone will not reflect any ray of light.

*TWELVE*
Don't buy group dress from anyone for now. No matter how close they are to you , don't buy.

*THIRTEEN*
Don't attend parties that you are not closely concerned or associated with the organisers.

*FOURTEEN*
If at all, you come under attack, remember there are only 2 rules to guide you.
*1) DO NOT PANIC*
*2) NOT TO FORGET RULE 1*
If you panic, you will attract attention of the attackers to yourselves, and you will not remember exactly what you need to do to keep you safe.

*FIFTEEN*
This is not the time to do fashion or to showcase your new clothing and shoes. Anytime you go out, wear dress and especially shoes that will allow you to run incase you need to get out of troubled area fast. Wear cheap shoes that you can throw away if it impedes your movement. Your dress should not hinder your ability to run.

*SIXTEEN*
Prepare for any eventuality. Do not say it can't happen. Be Prepared. Trouble can happen anywhere any time. Remember your life is very important,not your phone or your property.

*SEVENTEEN*
If you have to run, throw away anything in your hand. Save yourself first. Don't wait to pick anything that drop from your hands. Run as fast as you can.

*EIGHTEEN*
If there is shooting, try the rules. Do not panic. The fact that you heard the gunshot means that you are not hit and you are alive. If you are hit, you will not hear the SOUND.

#. Reduce your height first by bending down as close to the ground as possible.

#. Then try and identify the direction of the shots first then draw a cross putting the direction of the shot at north or south, run East or WEST.

#. Never run straight line in opposite direction because bullets travel at straight line and never run toward the point of the gunshot.

#. As you are moving out of the troubled area, identify hard objects or structures that you can use as protection where you can hide.

#. If you notice the sound is coming closer, shift your location a little as you continue to run. If not, find a safe place and hide in sitting position to avoid stray bullets from hitting you.

*NINETEEN*
At this moment, avoid arguments with People. When you notice people are showing anger, don't wait to settle them, move out of the place as quickly and quietly as you can. Innocent people end up loosing their lives while trying to intervene in such kind of situations.Don't go to places of incidents to go and look at what's happening. You may be unlucky.

*TWENTY*
At this moment, stay as close as possible to your home. Know the shortest possible routes to your home, incase you need to get home quickly.
Always keep some change at hand. Not much, maybe 2k or less incase you need to board a public transport out of any trouble area.


*OPEN YOUR EYES AND BE ALERT.*

Suspect everything including people and places.

ALWAYS REMEMBER SAFETY FIRST!!! Safety always !!!.

One love.

AntiChristian:
Nudity is the Genesis of fornication!
©Antichristian 2022

How are your female folks dressed?

Charity begins at home!

You can't raise a kid in mini and not expect her to try micro when older!
© Antichristian 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Follow who doesn't exist?
No single piece of evidence that he does exist still you keep trying to deceive gullible persons..
Pure fiction..

ecolime:
What impact?

Gifted an award just for being the wife of Ajala the traveller.

Very useless award

RussellRutherfo:
On which crypto platform did this happen?

Slynation:
Tell your friend to scan his wallet using Etherscan .com.... unless there is already a transaction hashtags...Things like this happens when maybe he tried to swap a scamming phish token sent automatically to his wallet, or perhaps his mnemonic phrase was compromised...!! Or perhaps he involved himself in one of this smart contract call making money activities...!!

Guyman02:
Rare picture of Tinubu after sniffing meth

SavageResponse:
For your info even crypto exchanges and crypto wallets also get hacked

SavageResponse:
For your info even crypto exchanges and crypto wallets also get hacked

Ardar:
The day Nigerian mails stop been foolish is the day all the water bodies on this earth dries up.

You can not eat your cake and have it. If you want to be a traditional man be a traditional man to the last and if you what to be modern then be modern to the core.

You want your wife to bring part of her income into the house while you don't help her with the house chores and at the same time demand maximum respect and submission from her. You want to mix all the benefits of having a traditional and modern marriage for yourselves all the while maintaining the traditional mode of marriage for your wives.

I am sorry but women are humans not remote controlled robots.

Modified: I knew this comment will rile up some mails here but I stand by what i wrote. Some one just asked me if its a man's job to do the house chores but now am asking is it a woman's job to provide for the family? This is what I mean by mails trying so hard to eat their cakes and have it.

You undervalue the essence of cooking, cleaning and taking care of the children while holding your purpose as a husband to high importance, that's why some mails talk about how women live longer than men because of all the work and blah blah (which by the way is all total B.S) while intentionally forgetting the fact that there are women to who lose their lives due to stress and depression.

If you want your wife to contribute to the home financially whether 50:50, 60:40 etc then you'll have to EQUALLY help her in the house work, if you can't do that then you're a shitty husband.