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Religion is supposed to make the world whole, loving, tolerable and liveable, but no, it's actually the human mind that has decided to not obey what religion tells us of what's good and what's evil

You can't separate morality from religion. Humans birthed politics out of religion. Religion is supposed to help guide human morality, keep the mind from overshooting it's boundary on its path to seeking superiority and glory. But no, most of we humans do away with that.

So it's not religion that is turning the world upside down, it's humans turning the world upside down

I love this dude! Great tennis player, just that he chose the wrong generation to showcase his tennis skills

Mynd44:
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Mod or not, pls you need to ensure your body gets adequate sleep

phayvorr:
lagos. (Unilag/festac)

OK. I'll buzz you during the week

Where's your location?

Roman736:
He is suffering from mental retardation....

Dude! Epic!

Look up the profile of Africa Field Epidemiology Network, AFENET

olalekanba:
I remembered boss.

The headphones will be available next week

Boss, pls I still need the stereojack for the Sony MDR-XB950BT, and also pouch

She's a beauty

Lord of the Rings trilogy
The Prestige
Matrix trilogy
The Dark Knight
Insidious 1&2


See all of these movies on an annual basis. Delightful movies

Keneking:
When is he completing this project?
This is almost third of fourth year of its renovation.

Nonsense visit

This is the 6th year of renovation

That's not a large whale, going by the size I see in those pictures, and the specie I think it is


BTW, when will we stop butchering everything that comes out of the water?

Op, is the ikotun-idimu you are talking about the same one or another one located in Banana island?

Pls check his last will and testament. It's likely I was menshuned there

Keneking:
Be yourself, drink beer if offered,smoke weed (if offered), take your id card along sha.

*Falls off agbalumo tree laffing*

fpeter:
Guy no be interview, just go there with a good shirt and nice trousers
compose yourself very well, visit the barber and remember to go with some
bottles of NON Alcoholic drinks. Your perfume should be mild and gentle

She has said it all

Every 3 months

Mtscheeeeew! Pure breed indeed

excel101:
D'Tigers played very well, by winning 3 of the 4sets(they lost just a set by a higher margin).

Quarter, not sets

Do you have mpj 6000mah extended battery for LG G3?

You wey hear English, you canor tell the difference between accent and spoken language. Anuofia

WOMEN & THEIR PhD IN COLOURS

Royal blue, Carnation Pink, Deep Fuchsia, China Rose, Choral Pink, Dark Byzantium.
If you are a bit confused, chances are that you are male. When it comes to colours, women simply have taken over. Abi when you want to do combo, you’ll hear:

Cobalt blue and burnt orange
Orange and teal
Parker green and gold

Iya oloja will be dragging colour with a man who has PhD in fine arts and still win. “No darling, it is champagne gold” mba, you will soon see “five alive green”. How did this evolution happen in the first place? when did y’all attend this colour course that men did not know about? hmmmm the love of owambe. Make una continue o, children are there failing colours in fine art assignment yet you guys suddenly burst into life the moment owambe invitations drop. I wanted to change the topic and fault the colour on one invitation (just to try and dodge debit alert), goodness me, see tackle “no honey, the colour is actually correct bla bla bla tint, bla bla bla hue bla bla bla touch of gold bla bla bla” (oya sorry, take the money and go, don’t colour the debit). In short, women ehn….na wa for una. All I can say is this, “don’t you ever mess with a woman’s knowledge of colours when it is owambe related”
This one here is still arguing with me that there’s “Light Black”. I know it doesn’t exist, google says it doesn’t exist but somehow I know I will still be proven wrong.

http://www.giwaspeaks.com/family/women-wedding-colours/

That's a Bang and Olufsen headphone dude! Not for your average pocket. It's for deep-pocketed music junkies

BODY & VAGINAL ODOUR

There is no soft landing for this people, body odour will kill whatever sexual chemistry exists in a relationship.
This is not a male or female problem, this is a human problem so I won't point fingers to any gender. You can try to cover it up in defence, you can say the sweat will make things slide, it won't change the truth of it. Sweat, along with it, body odour, will disconnect the connection.
It is however, more important for a lady to be able to deal with this as most times, their body types means more heat generated and trapped. As women are usually associated with all things good including hygiene and smell, it means the bar of expectation is usually set very high in this department so what you think is just a minor thing is flagging like you cannot imagine. Ask most guys, body odour is one of the top reasons to leave a girl alone. If it crosses this bridge, it is one of the top reasons to hate intercourse with her. Luckily for men, ladies know this (and those who don't know eventually get told).
In the home, for different reasons at different periods (no pun intended), a woman can develop smells which previously were not there. This, the woman may not know but if as a man you do not mention it, how then will it be resolved?
This is where there is wahala......how do you say it? (we suddenly become too responsible and Godly to utter the words)
"Errm Darling, and there's something I want to tell you o but I don't know sha......maybe later"................and that's the end.
For ladies whose experience is with partners that have body odour, there are nice ways to go about it. You can take the action into the bathroom (at least there you must run water), you can role play (and make sure your role involves you spraying perfume "randomly", you can start it with a dressed dinner where you suggest he takes a shower first, or you can just tell him. See? women have it easier.
Okay, back to the ladies and how to tell them. Hmmmm.....maybe open a page on it and decide to read it with her (If she decodes, that's your food for the month gone), you can also try the role play where you are the one holding the perfume bottle but women are so sensitive, this can also be termed treason.
Eventually, we all need to go back to basics on this one, the ability of a couple to have important conversations such as this one without it getting blown up. Home remedies include apple cider vinegar, baking soda and yes yoghurt ! but first, you need to speak with a health practitioner on this. I know it's embarrassing but sometimes, it is not enough to use google. Moreover, doctors know because they are trained humans who experience it too.
Save yourself, help yourself.....and forgive your partner (those serving life bans for speaking up).

You don't just ask for any recommendation. Would you prefer a woody or a fruity fragrance? Cologne, Eau d Parfum or Eau d toilette? What's your price range?

Tallesty1:
The Animal is either breastfeeding its kids or it recently stopped breastfeeding them. Either way, the implication of its death is that the kids will either die of starvation or get eaten by other stronger animals.

Good observation. I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

kedikenet:
Nice write up still think the old school way of assessment is better
love alone is never enough in a relationship

You couldn't have said it better.

initialize:

Boss mi!

When they told you to stop abusing codeine, you refused to listen. Now you cannot put your mind in order again OP

Shuu! Na five 5k dem donate?

You sent your dad a message that you were held hostage and he decided to call you back immediately To talk to the abductors or listen to your caller tune?
Thank God nothing happened to her cause the dad could have jeopardized the only means of tracking her

Rehabilitation is key here, and definitely not at home