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HateU2:
I hope I won't be too fat at 55 o. Eating is better now. I can finish #50 indomie in a day and I will feel very full. I can't eat anything than drinking water after that indomie for a complete day. Is dat also good please?

What's your height let's calculate your BMI so as to know your target. You could do yoghurt, bread and cheese sandwich as an addition to your single day meal for a start.
BTW, noodles on its own has poor nutritional content, except it's very well garnished

HateU2:
I'm weighing 45 now
Is dat okay
I have been trying now when it comes to eating.

Fair enough compared to your previous weight. Set a target of 55 and maintaining it. How has your diet changed thus far?

HateU2:
Hello house. I don't know who to call on here please. I hope to get a response thou.



I am not eating right now please. I can go three full days with just a 'viju milk'. I talked to my personal doc, he said something about 'Anoxeria' but i'm very far away from him now. I'm weighing 40 and personally concerned about my health. I hate all this 'meds' that makes them eat and sleep so much. I can't take it. Is it that watching my weight is getting to me I treated ulcer for many years.

Doc, is there anything I can do or 'med' that I can take I don't wanna be tooo skinny. Thanks in advance

What do you weigh now?

7 star hotel ko, 7 sun hotel ni. Do you even know the criteria for rating hotels? Just open your mouth and say 7 star.
It will just qualify as a 4 star hotel

Much of what the OP has said is true. I used to work in the Agric area before so I have heard most of this before. Infact, my former boss used to patronize the vandals during the period of fuel scarcity

HopeAlive14:
I don't believe they are Niger Delta militants.

Niger Delta Militants operate in the creeks of Niger Delta.

God, help my beloved country, Nigeria.

RIP to the dead.

I used to work in that area before and I can tell you that we had our ijaw brothers coming to bunker oil from the pipeline passing through the region. That's the major business for them in the area. They usually come through the waters

amaraedec:
I have not spoken to anyone about my ordeal but I sincerely hope your advice will go a long way towards healing me and restoring back my sanity.

I started dating this lady whom I still love so much February 2013, few months before I lost my mummy. I was so cautious of the affair at first, knowing that it was the first time I am getting so emotionally entangled to a lady, but after I lost my mum, I was so hurt and the fact that she was the only person very close to me then, I threw caution to the wind and fell helplessly in love with her, hoping that it would help alleviate the pains of losing My mum and praying deep inside my heart that the relationship will lead to marriage. It did to a reasonable extent alleviated the pains of losing my mum.

Even while I was in school, I gave her everything that I somehow lived in deprivation. Her friends were complaining to me that I spend a lot on her and it might backfire one day. I ignored their advice. I buy her handouts, clothes, Mobile gadgets and even give her certain amount of money on monthly basis to add up to her feeding money, I made sure she lived above her peers in school .

The whole problem started late 2014, when I was about leaving for my NYSC. she started acting quite strange, I respected her privacy that I don't even touch her phones, even though I give her the freedom to handle my phones and answer my calls. I noticed she wouldn't pick up her calls while with me. Like I said, I respected her privacy that I never gave so much thoughts into her actions, I loved and gave her my all believing that she will never cheat on me. Then on her birthday, I had got lots of surprising gifts for her and even arranged a little get together without her knowledge. To my greatest surprise, she surfaced at the venue of the party with the excuse that she was going on an errand for her parents. I handed over to her the gifts I got for her, she collected them and left the venue. Little did I know she had gone to see her erstwhile lover. Depression had started creeping in and I was losing my sanity apparently.

To cut the whole story short, when her girlfriend opened up to me that my girl was having affairs elsewhere, I never believed her at first, but after I confronted her, then I was looking so sick and pale, completely lost in thoughts and pains. She eventually opened up and was really sorry to the best of my knowledge . I couldn't help the pains, I. Started taking anti depressants, I have already vowed never to cheat in my life, knowing that prosperity has a way of rewarding Fidelity.

After I was mobilized for NYSC, I left for my Camp, but the ghost of a failed relationship was already hunting me, I had lost interest in living. Shortly after I returned back from my Orientation camp, everyone knew something was wrong with me, I only told them that it was the stress from Camp. Well, I was battered emotionally, that on 31st December 2014, I hit the rock button and decided to end my life and end the pains, I took insecticides and collection of anti depressants in over dose and battery acid, I cheated on death as I was in Coma for 4 days, I was referred to a psychologist for rehabilitation after I was discharged on the 12th of January 2015. I spent 6 months in rehabilitation Center here in Lagos State, where I was also serving then.

After the whole incident, I made up my mind to forgive her and give her a second chance since she was really sorry. The whole scenario started replaying itself, that she started acting strange again, already my friend had told me that she was seeing someone else. My family knew I was slipping into depression again and had wanted to fly me out of the country, but I was denied Visa when I least expected it. I had to leave Enugu for Lagos so as to keep away from her and the environment. but she still calls me on phone, saying that she still loves me, I truly love her so much. Am totally lost of words, lost of ideas. Am terrified to say the least. Am losing my sanity again. Please friends, depression is getting better of me at the moment.. I need a sincere advise

OP, thing is obvious from your story. You have no friends, cause no friend played any role to helping you in all of this. You need to make good friends

It's gonna be a very interesting weekend. But off records now, noticed civilized voting, no ballot snatching, no guns or cutlasses.....
If INEC conduct this referendum for UK, na inconclusive result

First pix is ikorodu road, around Onipanu/Anthony busstop.
Second pix is oshodi

Your best bet of premium quality palmoil at that price is on Gbongon-Osogbo road, plenty traders there

TonyeBarcanista:
I hold my comment for now

Common oga Tonye, talk wetin dey your mind. Abi we have to tickle it out of you?

panch001:
m using 350w power pack but the turner motor draws 12v 30A and the Arduino micro controller draws 5v 2.5mA regulated voltage. while the bulb is 220v ac at 50w cos I want it to heat the container quickly.

Hmmmmm. Even tho I understand little of the technicalities, still sounds very interesting

panch001:
ok am still on the code as I write this text. it's just that NEPA is not friendly at all I could have gone far by now.

Kudos! What's the voltage/power rating going to be like?

Feeling you bruv. Waiting anxiously and inquisitively for the completion

Your father, yes
Yourself, doubtful

nurey:
In the course of digging a well, we came across rocks and digging on wasn't possible. It now occurred to me that the only options we have is to
1.look for another location/start some where else
2. Blast our way through.

I know Nigeria is a very tight country, so my question is, is it possible for an individual to procure dynamite through series of checks first to know if truly he/she is really intending to use it for non environmental damage

Foggerit! Go and dig at another location, and if you can afford to do a geophysical survey before you do, pls do. Nobody will license for you explosive use for such a purpose

Firefire:
Pic or.... ?

EEgbon agbaya niyin

histemple:
For those of you asking if he had unprotected s3x with her, he could have unprotected s3x without contracting the virus.
A man contracting the HIV from a lady is very slim except there are cracks. But a lady contracts it immediately a male carrier ejaculates in her, no matter the quantity of fluid.

Back to your concern OP. You may have to be sure that she isn't pulling your legs to watch your reaction. She may possibly be trying to gauge how you will tolerate or discriminate against disability.

Always is a strong word there. Fine a lady carries a higher risk than a man does, cause of the large surface area of the female tract,, plus presence of immune modulator cells,, but the most important factor here for transmission is the viral load

olalekanba:
Sony MDR-XB950BT almost mint

Price 26k

Boss, I need this, buh my strength na 20gees. If e gree make we deal today.

sinebaba:
Very powerful extra bass Sony headphone
USA used working great
Come with aux cable
Going for 27k
Call 08134830575

Still available?

It’s easy to make a girlfriend of a girl (In principle oooo, ehen). Walk up, speak your mind and expect your “yes” (or slap). At this point, “it’s nothing serious, just a girlfriend” so no other factor matters, just the physical. “She’s fine” “she speaks well” “she’s set” end of discussion. But these “just girlfriends” are potential candidates for wife so when will it be right to check for wife level qualities? What are these wife level qualities by the way?
There was a time the first thing to come to mind would be the ability to pound yam. Strangely though, that is still a major bonus point today. Potential mothers in law want to hear stuff like that, better still, they want to see her handle the pestle and throw it like Thor wields his hammer but not everybody is or can be Thor. If your potential husband was raised to believe that every good wife must be able to pound yam, just know you have failed.
Of all the qualities checked in the past, the most important were:
– Religion
– General character
– Physical appearance
– Name/ family background
– Tribe (and nationality where relevant)
– Ability to cook on A-level grade (including pounding and cooking tradition specific soups)
– Humility and respect (including calling every child “broda”)
– Hard work and energy (including things like fetching water from an external source)
All the above after the lady must have passed the bobo level tests of loyalty, love, beauty, “presentability” and patience.
First visit to meet his mum, it is a cordial visit but you know it’s arguably the most important assessment session of your life. Everything matters, how you kneel down, when you kneel down, how you talk, walk, smile, when you smile (If you smile) and if she means business she’ll tell you she needs to tidy up the meal in the kitchen and wait for your reaction after she asks what you want to eat
“I will eat small rice” – Verdit: too rude too hungry (ebinna) F9
“errrm, I will eat small rice ma” – Verdict: Too hungry E8
“errm, I will have whatever you give me ma “ – Verdict: Repenting ebinna D7
“I’m fine ma, I have eaten” (cheating detected) – Result cancelled
“errm when I am ready I will go and make it” – Verdict: Overcautious rude smart-ass C6
“errm when I am ready I will go and make it ma” – Verdict: Overcautious smart-ass C5
“errm don’t let me bother you ma” (on knees) – Verdict: hmmm interesting C4
“errm please don’t bother mummy, I will enter and make it for you” – Verdict: Impressive B3
“Ah no mummy, let me go in there and make what you will eat” – Verdict: very good and nice girl B2
“Ah no mummy, let me go in there and make what you will eat ma” (on knees) – Verdict: My son has found a wife A1
“Ah mummy, let me go in there with you so that we can bond and bla bla bla bla” (Pretence detected) – Missing result.
Yoruba mothers, I dey hail ooo (I didn’t say anything ooo)
But how effective and relevant are these things being checked against the reality on ground?
What makes a lady a “wife material”?
I believe it varies from place to place and the importance of some factors are according to personal choice and circumstance but things like Religion and tribal sentiments need to be addressed first and settled. Next is health compatibility (including but not limited to blood genotype tests).
That’s like getting the answer sheet ready before the real exam to validate:
– Character
– Humility
– Patience
– Perseverance
– Love
– “Upgradability”
These are the primary constituents off which all the other secondary characteristics needed for a successful home are formed. They are the things we need to be checking for not whether she can prepare Edikang-Ikong soup or not.
Not everybody will ace every individual primary constituent but the overall score needs to be good enough by your assessment. In other words, you get to call the shot so you are responsible for the outcome.


http://www.giwaspeaks.com/love/wife-material-tests-modern-day-reality/

It’s easy to make a girlfriend of a girl (In principle oooo, ehen). Walk up, speak your mind and expect your “yes” (or slap). At this point, “it’s nothing serious, just a girlfriend” so no other factor matters, just the physical. “She’s fine” “she speaks well” “she’s set” end of discussion. But these “just girlfriends” are potential candidates for wife so when will it be right to check for wife level qualities? What are these wife level qualities by the way?
There was a time the first thing to come to mind would be the ability to pound yam. Strangely though, that is still a major bonus point today. Potential mothers in law want to hear stuff like that, better still, they want to see her handle the pestle and throw it like Thor wields his hammer but not everybody is or can be Thor. If your potential husband was raised to believe that every good wife must be able to pound yam, just know you have failed.
Of all the qualities checked in the past, the most important were:
– Religion
– General character
– Physical appearance
– Name/ family background
– Tribe (and nationality where relevant)
– Ability to cook on A-level grade (including pounding and cooking tradition specific soups)
– Humility and respect (including calling every child “broda”)
– Hard work and energy (including things like fetching water from an external source)
All the above after the lady must have passed the bobo level tests of loyalty, love, beauty, “presentability” and patience.
First visit to meet his mum, it is a cordial visit but you know it’s arguably the most important assessment session of your life. Everything matters, how you kneel down, when you kneel down, how you talk, walk, smile, when you smile (If you smile) and if she means business she’ll tell you she needs to tidy up the meal in the kitchen and wait for your reaction after she asks what you want to eat
“I will eat small rice” – Verdit: too rude too hungry (ebinna) F9
“errrm, I will eat small rice ma” – Verdict: Too hungry E8
“errm, I will have whatever you give me ma “ – Verdict: Repenting ebinna D7
“I’m fine ma, I have eaten” (cheating detected) – Result cancelled
“errm when I am ready I will go and make it” – Verdict: Overcautious rude smart-ass C6
“errm when I am ready I will go and make it ma” – Verdict: Overcautious smart-ass C5
“errm don’t let me bother you ma” (on knees) – Verdict: hmmm interesting C4
“errm please don’t bother mummy, I will enter and make it for you” – Verdict: Impressive B3
“Ah no mummy, let me go in there and make what you will eat” – Verdict: very good and nice girl B2
“Ah no mummy, let me go in there and make what you will eat ma” (on knees) – Verdict: My son has found a wife A1
“Ah mummy, let me go in there with you so that we can bond and bla bla bla bla” (Pretence detected) – Missing result.
Yoruba mothers, I dey hail ooo (I didn’t say anything ooo)
But how effective and relevant are these things being checked against the reality on ground?
What makes a lady a “wife material”?
I believe it varies from place to place and the importance of some factors are according to personal choice and circumstance but things like Religion and tribal sentiments need to be addressed first and settled. Next is health compatibility (including but not limited to blood genotype tests).
That’s like getting the answer sheet ready before the real exam to validate:
– Character
– Humility
– Patience
– Perseverance
– Love
– “Upgradability”
These are the primary constituents off which all the other secondary characteristics needed for a successful home are formed. They are the things we need to be checking for not whether she can prepare Edikang-Ikong soup or not.
Not everybody will ace every individual primary constituent but the overall score needs to be good enough by your assessment. In other words, you get to call the shot so you are responsible for the outcome.


http://www.giwaspeaks.com/love/wife-material-tests-modern-day-reality/

youngaz:
See dem faces.......instead of u 2 shape ur lyf wit ur 2 hands so u won't live 2 regret being born,nah 2 dey terrorise d neighbourhood b ur area of expertise..(dat guy @ d middle will luk gud if he is a model)......#NoHomo

With his baggy lips? Hian!

Lalasticlala, comman see why I think naija has no hope o

Chei! My naija will get there in half a millenia

I ask myself this same question since time immemorial, yet no plausible answer. But then, when I visited Jos metropolis, I realized that that special suya made with oil on drums with mosa was sold all day long. Very delicious something.

See as bloggers dey cook story for inside kitchen..... Kryptic imagination of the bloggers mind

Jisos!
Didn't know that the kwara state government now has a secure vault in Saraki's bedroom..... No, I think Boda Sola must be the local thrift collector for the state (baba alajo) for that much money to be there.
But this one no be money laundering again o, na money dry cleaning

BlessedFellow01:
What about Enyeama?

Enyeama is a great goal keeper too, but these two are legendary

adewex:
Obvious you haven't heard about findi George

I didn't say TJ was the best, but he had that blistering pace and skill that the great Finidi had. Finidi was only bettered at crossing the ball than David Beckham. Finidi was our best 7, no doubt