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It's only in Ilorin village that HIV virus can survive inside plantain, sorry banana.
Ilorincitymedia indeed

Dude obviously has schizophrenia that had been overlooked by relatives for a while

Mtscheeeeew! Disrespectful royal family

dustmalik:
ntel hasn't really failed as some think. ntel, as it stands, in some aspects, has advantage over MTN, given the fact that MTN plans to rollout its LTE on a single spectrum. ntel currently has two spectrums, band 3(1800) and 8(900), and band 3 is far more popular than band 20(800), which MTN plans to rollout its lte on. Also, ntel supports LTE-A, using carrier aggregation, which requires two spectrums on FD-LTE bands.

Sounds quite good, but NTEL ain't taking advantage of the first step. Heard reason for the delay was an unexpected hiccups with some bandwidth frequencies on popular mobile devices. I don expect MTN to stop there though because there are not too many devices that supports the frequency they are about to roll out on

dechriscool:
Buhari and his handlers just light up a lighter in a fuel station.Niger delta militants activities are liken to a cog- wheel activity which rotate endlessly.Buhari should ask Obasanjo after the suppression of the "kaaima declaration"peace full protest by ijaw youth council in Bayelsa in 2000 and the subsequent massacred in Odi.What was the consequences of his actions.
Taking violence to suppress violence will only birth a bigger violence.There are so many foot soldiers of these militants.These foot soldiers are sympathetic to the course of their masters.They operate in a cult group manner.
Take these guys on a round table discussions.By so doing you know who are your enemies and how to get to them when the needs arises.

Common, don't act ignorant
The FG has invited them to dialogue, they declined and still bombed another facility.
Besides, have you seen their demands? Those are treasonable offenses if I must say

They actually had this planned out long before now but waited to watch NTEL test the waters and fail at it before they launched theirs

Cashcard1:
INAA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAIHI
RAAJIOUN...
Very sad news of a great person passing away yesterday. The Blessed Father of Shaykh Abdur Rahman Sudais (Imam of Makkah) passed away today, Salaat-al-Janaza will be in Haram Makkah after Fajr. Subbhanallah imagine what type of a person he was, bringing up a child who became the Imam of Makkah and has been there over the past 20 years. May Allah keep him radiant in the grave and grant him Jannath-al-Firdous. Please forward this message for maximum Dua-e-Maghfirath.

Misleading topic, wrong and false information

This is cruelty. It's a sin to make animals go through such wickedness

Nigerians and mischief sha. Where's the proof for all these silly allegations? And why are you bringing pictures from during the last presidential campaign period?
And presidential jet? Really? Take am slowly with the lies na

Wonderful and fascinating discovery for science

And lest I forget, when it doesn't bleed and is not painful, try to reduce the hemorrhoids by pushing it back into the anus, more conveniently after defecation, by using a lubricated finger

sugarlady:
Cooked scent leaf or raw

Raw ma'am

sugarlady:
Are you sure or you are just hoopng scent leave works

Sure ma'am. Scent leaves does work. Eat part of it and add part of it to the hemorrhoids

SerialDigits:
Thanks for your contributions sir...
Sir, does it requires him seeing the doctor after takin all of that?
Just wanna be sure sir..

You can start with that first

zicoraads:
Ignorant and very shallow minded comment. The minister has responsibilities that he is expected to play. Not just lining up eargely for the president's handshake. I would have enumerated them here for you, but I doubt anything sensible will enter you people's brain again. The subsidy issue has clearly shown that.
And as usual, the very foolish ones are applauding the very senseless comment. Useless lot!

Bros why you pwess capital letter P na?
Pls would you kindly enumerate the job descriptions of the Minister for FCT, if you know it?

He has external hemorrhoids.
Any associated bleeding from it?
Usually caused by depression of the anal cushions and dilatation of the surrounding veins, resulting from poor dietary habits mostly (leading to constipation or profuse diarrhea)
He needs a high Fibre diet, lots of veggies and fruits. Plenty of water to adequately lubricate the stool, and he should spend the least possible time in the toilet because the more time spent emptying the bowel, the more the hemorrhoids come out.


That should help. I hate doing this, (prescription of herbal alternatives ), but you can do washed scent leaves for him. Let him chew and add the mashed leaves to the hemorrhoids.


Hope that helps


PS: see your doctor, for comprehensive counseling and management, this is just a summary)

What is he supposed to do? Build a subway from Abuja to your village?

Fabinu:
wanna buy spectranet Mifi asap.
call 07052599361 if u have.
Lagos location

I have one I wanna sell, got it in December. All the login credentials intact.
Selling cause network isn't good in my new location.

Interested in the swift mifi. What's your asking price?

Vanguard newspapers, take note

Sending youths to Isreal to learn carpentry, masonry and plumbing? At what cost What happened to our vocational schools?

Dear OP,
Do you know the definition of "shaping history" at all?

Regards
Concerned Nairalander

MossadAgent:
When have you ever seen a paint bucket of tomato going for 7,000 naira?

Last year and this year, I dunno which was worse

bbjummy:
Bros for where be that?
Here in jos as at February/March a basket was sold between #400 n #600. Presently, it goes for #3,500. What marvels me is that the rain haven't really begun o. We shall survive and my stew will everly be ready when I want it.

Right here in Lagos

It's normal at this time of the year. A basket of tomatoes which cost 3k5/4k in February/March during the glut now costs 35k/40k. Half of the harvest was thrashed during that period
#moderniseAgriculture

Stop spreading old rumours

Public secondary schools in the country are an eyesore and are in an appalling state, esp Osun state. I had interactions with some senior secondary school students in Osun and they couldn't even write their own names on paper. Uniforms are in tatters, all dirty even though the natural colour of the uniforms is brown, they speak Yoruba in school with their colleagues and teachers alike, they sort their teachers to give them orijo for SSCE, and they graduate into their dream profession, becoming okada riders in Osogbo metropolis.
#concernedNigerian

It is perfectly normal so put your mind at rest

SuperSuave:
Lalasticlala your help is needed

Didn't know uncle Lala is now a baba aladiye aka poultry farmer