afbstrategies:
If God start punishing them now, some of you will start crying for them

the people God punish are those who keep fvcking before marriage and outside marriage!

Whatever method you use in fvcking ya wife be it 69 or whatever! Is not of concern with God be it anal sex or blowjjjjob.


What God will punish is when you start giving your neibour's wife 69 apart for thee wife at home


When a woman have a orgasm, it shows that your preek is bless but when a woman go out to have an orgasm apart from thee husband preek. God will punish that woman.

skales67:


You looked at her photo and said she has a deformed body? Dude, that babe from her profile pic has the body that every female person in your family does all-night prayers for.

no female person in my family will do all night prayer to have a deform body!


If your family members do that, good for you!

lilyfaith:


sex for me without orgasm is like eating white rice without stew

how can you have orgasm with that deform body of yours?

CastedDude:
This poster of a church in Enugu is trending online and the reason is very obvious. The church is set to hold a special Valentine service on Sunday, February 18th in Enugu in order to teach the members (married couple and those above 25 years of age) how to achieve sexual orgasm in a christian marriage.

Some internet users have reacted to this as some think that this is a deviation from the true gospel of Jesus Christ. What do you think?

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/church-set-hold-service-teach-couple-achieve-sexual-orgasm-photo.html

lol!

Holy fvcking

Naso!

Wow!

Val day

deeprinz:
Hello readers, i stumbled upon this picture and i thought i should share it.
So let's see who's a legend.
There are two boys and one girl in this picture.
Which of the skeleton is a Female?

Lalasticlala


https://07report..com.ng/2018/02/legends-only-which-of-this-skeleton-is.html?m=1

2!

No no back bone

lilyheaven:

You are the ape, and it is your brain that is leaking sense fluid.
Y are you calling naija women useless.
He gave money to a certain lady, one person, they are not two ladies.
Besides the lady in question did not point gun on his head.

I think I should start ignoring some piece of shiiits

martyns303:
I shouldn't have to bring this here, but I have exhausted other options.

mid last year I had to make an interstate journey and the only means available was by road. Shared a sit with this girl, around 28yrs old, tall and lighted skinned, didn't take long before we started talking. we got to our destination and thought we should exchange numbers, she was a lively person.

fast forward 2 weeks later, she called me that she needed to attend a wedding and that she's looking for money to buy "asoebi", she was like she wouldn't have called me if she had other options, i understand these things can be important to women, so I sent her N10k, she thanked me, called a couple of times to say hi.

Roughly a month after that, she called me again to say she went to visit someone in another state and what not and now she's stranded. I was going to say No, but my conscience won't let me, I tried to imagine if I were the one stranded like that, so I sent her money again. in all of this, I have never met her again after the first and last time we met.

December came and this girl called me to ask me what's for Christmas, laughed over it and told her nothing. she later sent me an sms asking me to please send her some money, at this point I felt I have had enough. I ignored her sms, she started calling me unending, sometimes I get as much as 15 missed calls from her. I blocked her number but then she would call with another number, blocked that too and she started calling me with private number. just this morning she sent me an sms saying why am I being WICKED. as in I don't understand, she's acting like I owe her or something.

Edited:

I am surprised at the number of people calling me names for helping someone. I wasn't looking to start anything with her, I have never given her such impression. I saw a grown woman who I felt was in need and I helped. I am no stranger to help, we have all helped people in different capacity, people we don't know, even here on NL, a faceless forum, people get help.

your problem is that you lack common sense and your brain is leaking sense fluid

Why will you send those apes called naija women money ?

Don't you know naija women are useless!

Guys like you need to be fvcked by a white pù$$y to reorient your damage brain

Beautiful places for having sex!

Mrop:
How cute is that?

Is that possible?


Gist from Praizeupdates


News source :: http://www.praizeupdates.com/see-this-adorable-photo-of-twins-who-got-married-to-twins-and-gave-birth-together/did

did the twins husbands fvck the twins wives the same day?


The two cannot conceive the same time!


Something is wrong somewhere!

The day any black female baboons try this on me, her eyes and face will not go unpunished


Useless naija women everywhere!

solasoulmusic:


And the ironic thing is you came from one and your daughters may read this someday and call you to see some stupid comment they saw from back in the days made by a dude years ago ....they may shed tears or evening curse him and that my friend will be the day you will feel stupid but no nothing compares to what drove you to say this about people like your own mother.

fantasy!

Get a life

cococandy:
Also this one is a trait that many of them I have come across have. They can be inconsiderate towards other people.
Many times when a store has a sale going on, if a Filipino girl is ahead of you in line, you better be sure she packed the whole darn shelf into her shopping cart so that she can resell later. You won’t find anything to buy for yourself once they go on sale and a few of them ladies go in before you.

They are very much like some Nigerian girls. No one is perfect OP. Except your wife maybe. In which it’s her personal choice not a result of the country she’s from.

shut up!


You will soon die of HIV, keep opening your leg for small small diickk




Why can't you be happy for someone?

Useless

arealhusband42:
Loving, hospitable, family-oriented, responsible. These are some traits that my wife shows me all the time.
My life has been blessed since I married a Philippine woman. She is really an ideal wife. For the year I’ve been with her,
I feel nothing but happiness in our home. And I am hoping this will last. I am just so happy I decided to marry her.

I met Jolina because of AFA. In their Romance Tour which I attended, I was stunned by how Jolina carry herself. By that event,
I realized I need to be with her for the rest of my life. Now, she is my life. She will be the mother of my future kids.
She will be my partner until death.

Marrying a Philippine woman is a decision one should be proud of. I am the living testimony of this. My wife is my life. Since then,
I become so happy, the atmosphere in the house is so incredible. Of all the women I dated before, Jolina is the most worthy to be
loved and to be cared for. She is just extraordinary.

What ‘bout you? Share some of your experiences with your wife. Do you have that same happiness I’m feeling right now?

good one! Thank God you didn't marry our god forsaking naija women.

If not, those black baboons would have deal with your life


MARRY A NAIJA WOMAN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

naija women are piece of shiit with little or no sense

this our gorillas lack home training nationwide!

you will see them forming up and down but little did you know that there are miserable losers roaming the street doing prostitute...

I keep wondering why will our men waste their precious time on our baboons? (naija women) when there are many foreign white chicks who will love you for who you are and not what you have become.

these days naija women are only good for phucking and throwaway!

naija women are piece of shiit with little or no sense
this our gorillas lack home training nationwide

egopersonified:


dear readers, this is an example of what I am referring to, just imagine dating someone like this. you are what you attract, don't believe all these tales by moonlight, there is always someone who you can build your life with. not everyone is destructive.

at readers, don't take women like this serious!

these are the ones who have fvcked there life all through and probably kill there unborn child with pills and now coming here forming GOOD WOMAN

don't take this type serious! for there have laid a trap for you to send them pms.

this are the kind of people we called Wolf in a sheep cloth!

kinginvagina:
It's an expression that means a girl in your life can be your ruination. Naturally ladies bring their emotional, financial, physical and any other form of problem to men in exchange for their love, support and body.

Men have to be most careful when choosing a girl to be with, if you don't have a future with her quickly have your way and dump her, Never keep her for too long because of your future.

A woman's world revolve around men while a man's world revolve around the world.

Be wise

I smell gorillas coming for your head soon!

contactmorak:



http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/south-african-actress-khanyi-mbau-spends-n25m-on-breast-augmentation-liposuction-and-breast-reduction-surgery

that picture look like yansh hole

na yansh be that?

kuuljay:
Inanimate being!!! That's why I frown at parents who dress their female children and teenagers like adults,psychotic sex freaks are everywhere

especially one particular religion who are expert in paedophile!

Towncrier247:
This is very funny, not long ago there was a story on Nairaland frontpage in which a Japanese man declared that he prefers intimacy with his sex doll to his beautiful wife. As shocking as that sounded, it is only a reflection of how fast the preference for sex dolls are taking over the world.
One of the world's most popular sex doll, Samanth, an interactive sex doll(robot) in which men can romance freely, cost a staggering $3,500.

According to the report by the developer, Samantha is even more preferred than prostitutes. She was developed by Sergi Santos from Barcelona, Spain.

Just recently she was taken to an electronics fair for exhibition in Austria. However several guys at the exhibition couldn't hold themselves well as they fondled and massaged Samantha aggressively. Due to the heavy touching and mounting she was badly manhandled as the men broke her two fingers and limbs.

Unfortunately, the interactive sex doll is presently undergoing repairs after visitors left the robot 'heavily soiled' with broken limbs.
'The people mounted Samantha's breasts, her legs, and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled. People can be bad. Because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians.'

According to Mr. Santos, he said the robot had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning, adding that 'Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through.'

With this wave of sex robot take-over, what is going to become of our women if this trend finally gain ground in Nigeria?

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/popular-sex-doll-samantha-finally-breaks-down-after-a-lot-of-customers-heavily-massaged-the-breasts

if an intimacy gadget can breakdown due to multiple partner, what will happen if a female got gang rape?

enemyofprogress:
That's what happens when you do monkey style while making love to your wife

go sch go sch una no go hear!

only few will know this is as a result of zika virus....

we really lack education!