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PoliticsRe: Fayose’s Islamic Dress Code In Line With Biblical Injunctions –grand Imam by goingape1: 10:10pm On Sep 01, 2017
sarrki:
Fayose’s Islamic dress code in line with biblical injunctions –Grand Imam



The Grand Imam of the League of Imams and Alfas in Southwest, Edo and Delta, Sheikh Bello, has said Governor Ayodele Fayose’s Islamic dressing was in obedience to Allah’s instructions.

He added that the dressing was also in line with biblical injunctions.


Bello spoke during the Eid-el-Kabir prayers on Friday, which Governor Fayose had attended.

“The governor’s dressing was in obedience to Allah’s instructions.

“This dressing shows that the governor is not discriminating against any religion. Your Excellency, your dressing is even in line with Biblical injunctions,” Bello noted.

“If you check the book of Zecharias 3:3, the Bible says, ‘We removed unclean clothes from Joshua, we washed him clean and he was dressed with a clean turban on his head and God’s angel stood by him.’

“Our governor, as you wore the turban on your head, the angel of God is already with you and that is why you are succeeding in all that you do, against all odds,” Bello added.

In response, Fayose said, “I got elected by everyone’s vote. Choice of religion is free. As a leader, appearing in a Muslim regalia with a turban is to say that I must be part of everything the Muslims do and make then realise that we are all one family.

“I will also ensure that all their demands today are met.”

Governor Fayose had joined Muslims for the Eid-el-Kabir prayers on Friday, while formally attired in Islamic dress code, complete with a turban and a string of praying beads.



http://punchng.com/fayoses-islamic-dress-code-in-line-with-biblical-injunctions-grand-imam/
do not eat what have been served to idol.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Celebrates His 26th Birthday With His Gate Man (photos) by goingape1: 8:01am On Sep 01, 2017
royalsgist:
Nigerian male barbie, Okuneye Idris Olanrewaju popularly known as Bobrisky turned 26 years old today, August 31st. The controversial self-acclaimed bleaching expert advised people to always treat their domestic staff nicely as they are humans too.

He shared a video of his gate man dancing and drinking in his bedroom and wrote;


source...https://royalsgist.com/2017/08/31/bobrisky-celebrates-26th-birthday-gate-man-photos/
hope he ain't phucking his gate man?
Car TalkRe: This Rolls-royce Phantom Has A Twin-charged 2JZ by goingape1: 7:11am On Sep 01, 2017
AutoReportNG:
Just as Emeka, the spare parts seller will say, Nna, this one na machine, same can be said of this Rolls Royce

The 6.75-liter V12 engine found in the previous-generation Rolls-Royce Phantom is one of the most refined, smoothest and quietist internal combustion engines ever conceived, perfect for a luxury car like the Phantom.

However, when the engine of a Japanese owner’s Phantom went kaput, he decided against finding another Rolls V12 and instead went for one of the tuning world’s favorite engines, the 2JZ made famous by the Toyota Supra.

The six-cylinder engine has been comprehensively modified with HKS forged internals and supplemented by a GReddy T78 turbo and a HKS supercharger. All told, the crazy engine delivers a more-than-sufficient 900 hp, all sent to the rear wheels via a strengthened transmission.

The tuning shop appears to have done a neat job of fitting the engine but some rather tacky gauges are now found in the cabin. Nevertheless, there’s no doubt that this Phantom could outsprint everything to come out of the Rolls-Royce factory.


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/08/this-rolls-royce-phantom-has-twin.html

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so we should fry beans undecided
BusinessRe: South African Student On Spending Spree As Her Bank Account Gets $1m In Error by goingape1: 1:23am On Sep 01, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Thank you for shaming us the yorubas.the truth is bitter like alomo but good for the health.
Most of us yorubas are ritualist and thank goodness that other yorubas like you are accepting the truth because if I talk they will say I am a biafran impersonating yorubas.
any yorubas that ain't accepting this common fact that ritualist is among there daily life, beware of them cos them might be hunting for ya skull!
BusinessRe: South African Student On Spending Spree As Her Bank Account Gets $1m In Error by goingape1: 11:25pm On Aug 31, 2017
LeSudAfricaine:
I should be asking you Afonja. Isn't human flesh your national delicacy?
we don't eat them thou!

we use them for ritual!
BusinessRe: South African Student On Spending Spree As Her Bank Account Gets $1m In Error by goingape1: 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2017
LeSudAfricaine:
yeah right. we are lazy, but you guys are known all over for scamming,defruading, fake pastoring, human trafficking, drug pushing, cyber crime, prostitution rings, human organ snatching etc all in the name of making easy money without working. You can't even build a decent hospital that's why even your president is lying in the cold of the UK waiting for treatment ha ha
how is the taste of your fellow brother's meat?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by goingape1: 8:45pm On Aug 31, 2017
Saliman22:
Good morning my wonderful family, I had an issue with my girl 2015 which I open a thread here in romance section, we settled early this year,.

Lemme go straight to the point, I work with micro finance bank which I don't normally have time, my girl is on her IT at ministry of health in my state, what happened yesterday shocked me, my church is having a youth conference currently going on now in Anambra state, for the past two weeks now I'm in the village, she don't normally go to her IT place telling me that there are on malaria program which she don't considered it useful according to her.

What happen yesterday I'm still in shocked right now that is like I'm dreaming which I'm not.
It was past 11pm at night that my girl woke up and shout dear dear and I asked her what happen, then she narrated how she had a dream and I was killed in the dream, I was like what is going on because someone warned me about this month that I should be careful, so I went outside immediately with my Bible and olive oil for prayers. I was in the middle of the compound praying and I asked her to wait for me and she said she cannot wait, that she feared standing alone at night, my compound has a very big gate o, now she went inside my last born room and I was still praying.

Some spirit entered me and I stopped half way and to my surprise ever when I stop she couldn't come out and I waited small and it wasn't up to 2mins she came outside and asked me to wait for her and I didn't wait, she followed me, when I came to the house, I didn't talk to her for some minute and she asked me what the problem is and I explained to her that she should stop that thing that is going on with my last born. She said she's surprised that I could think about this kind of a thing and she's not stupid to have make love with my brother, I told her immediately that I want to make love to her and she said until we finished our discussion and I objected and go straight there and put my hand, behold she was extra wet, so at this point I went inside my last born room and called him to come and the boy followed me.

I now asked him to knell down and he did, at this point I brought out a cable and asked him to tell me why she make love to my woman, at this point my girl knell down and started crying, both of them confess that I did it twice. I now asked my girl the reason she did this even when she knew I was praying, she didn't give me a concrete answer.

So this things has been going on under my roof and I have spent my hard earned money for my brother and her.

Pls I need your advice. Pls what can I do, this morning I have called her aunty to inform her, and she said I should meet her on Saturday.

Pls help me brother and sisters.
I need help Pls.
your girlfriend is a dog!

naija women and there animal characteristic behavior.

common sense would have told you to throw that matherfvcker outta ya home. undecided

try to use common sense bro!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Bought For His Daughter, Imade, 30 Billion Gang Golden & Diamond Necklace by goingape1: 10:09am On Aug 31, 2017
common sense is not so common anymore!

that tortoise face celebrity didn't buy that chain 30billion naira or dollar but he bought a chain inscribing "30billions"
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by goingape1: 11:38pm On Aug 14, 2017
Fabulocity:
Dear Nigerian guys
There is more to life than sex. Stop this obsession about violating the next hole with your rotten pricks and watch your true potentials manifest, watch sucess, money and breakthrough follow you. Trust me on this one.
Sincerely,
A truly concerned female.
I'm sure you are the product of that rotten prick from ya Father's own undecided


unproductive brain!

RomanceRe: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by goingape1: 11:28pm On Aug 14, 2017
Silentscreamer:
Hmmm... Seems nigerian guys lives depend on sex. See ranting.
who will even want to sex a dirty thing like this undecided
FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by goingape1: 11:19pm On Aug 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

There's really nothing greater than a mother's love.
It's hard letting go, but you can sacrifice anything for your blood. The woman should be commended for being so sacrificial.

She had a good thing and she loved her daughter so much that she gave the good thing to her daughter to have a feel of it.

That's true love!!!

The daughter is a very greedy self-centered ingrate.

Well, she's just a kid and kids don't love to share their toys even when they know the toy won't be taken away.

To me, there's no biggie here, its just the same as a mom giving her daughter her used cloth and occasionally making use of it.

FamilyRe: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by goingape1: 11:17pm On Aug 14, 2017
dre11:
WOMAN SHARES SEX WITH HER TEEN DAUGHTER’S HUSBAND




http://pmexpressng.com/woman-shares-sex-teen-daughters-husband/
the feeling is mutual!

just helping her taking care of her husband due to when she (her daughter) is matual enough.
we apes do practice this kind of culture.
FamilyRe: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by goingape1: 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2017
Greenbullet:
Hello nairalanders, and no I am not married , but my friend is, he has a one year old child or so he thought , his kind of work requires him to travel regularly, and so he hardly stays at home, on a faithful day , he came home early to meet his wife having sex with another man, he filed for a divorce, and was already thinking of child support but I advised him to do a DNA test and he discovered the child wasn't his ,the wife has hired a lawyer to get half of his property, please what can be done to stop this.
Two option

1. Kill her and put her body on the road to make it look like accident

2. Contact those skull miners and the rest will be history
Foreign AffairsRe: Manana, South African Minister Beats Up Lady For Calling Him Gay (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 6:54pm On Aug 09, 2017
Nchabuomo:
Nawa some of you people here harsh o. This one said he wouldn't apologize, the other said good for her.
A public official assaulted a citizen and that's what you guys can say...
So dafuq she called him gay! You go about beating people that called you names?
It's a socially unacceptable behavior, I'm just imagining the kind if tyrants some of you guys here would be if given power.
calling people names, is it socially acceptable behavior undecided



this are something to avoid if you mind your own business!
Foreign AffairsRe: Manana, South African Minister Beats Up Lady For Calling Him Gay (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 6:52pm On Aug 09, 2017
Wobegist:
A South Africa minister has apologized after being accused of beating up a woman called him gay. Deputy Education Minister Mduduzi Manana was Cubana nightclub near Johannesburg when the woman made the ‘accusation’.

Manana has said sorry for the ‘shameful incident’. He said while he was provoked, he ‘should have exercised restraint’. A police spokesperson has confirmed to Agence France-Presse they were investigating the incident, which took place at 3am on Sunday morning.

A tape recording leaked to the press is allegedly between the victim’s brother and Manana. In the tape, the person alleged to be the minister admits to slapping the victim when she called her gay.

However, a reporter who claims to have witnessed the assault said it was it was far more extreme. SABC journalist Lumko Jimlongo said the victim was attacked as she walked towards the exit. ‘She fell on the floor,’ Kimlongo said.

‘He proceeded to trample [her]…and his foot was on her head.’ The extent of the woman’s injuries are unknown. ‘That shameful incident should not have happened,’ says deputy minister

‘That shameful incident should not have happened,’ Manana said in a statement. ‘I know that my actions and those of the people in my company have disappointed and hurt many people in the country. As a leader‚ I should have known better and acted better.

‘I will subject myself fully to the process of the law and give it my full co-operation’. Manana addressed his apology ‘to the victim, her family… and all South Africans’ and explained he hoped he would be able to speak to her personally to ‘address the harm that has occurred’.

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/south-africa-minister-beats-up-lady-for.html?m=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJDiOdx8eN0
good!

this should be a lesson for those running there mouth like pump

CrimeRe: Colombian Man Shoots Unclad Wife & Her Lover Dead While Having Sex In Their Home by goingape1: 5:40pm On Aug 09, 2017
ijustdey:
http://www.lailasblog.com/husband-shoots-wife-lover-dead-catching-pair-sex-home-photos/
best method of erasing a cheating partner outta ya house!

100% effective than divorce!

EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by goingape1: 12:41am On Aug 09, 2017
Elf912:
I'm going to quote you again but just so you know War hardly ever made anything better. The fire may die off but the embers are there. I'm guessing you are a soldier.... salute!
yea yea! and women hardly ever made anything better.

just stay outa! my mention!
EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by goingape1: 12:31am On Aug 09, 2017
Elf912:
I get your argument ...but I'm sorry, you sound ....like been a man is hardwork...don't get mad at me please. and eh....learn to make statements with less insults....it's more "manly". Shalom
did you smoke something this night undecided

if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, please get out of my mention! angry
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by goingape1: 11:55pm On Aug 08, 2017
flinsburg:
Well I understand your reasoning and I guess you're a young lad ,
if the guy really likes you, it will only take some nice convincing like taking him out for dinner and buying him some nice gift . You can only show him you're better than his ex and not try to intimidate him off his ex. The matters of the heart can't be forced to submission . Be yourself, if the guy don't want again, learn and move on. But also learn to be confident in your own ability and not make force your ideas on people.
naija girls are too broke!
infact! poverty has eaten the left side of their brain.


I remember when I had some misunderstanding with my bae! see went to the extent of buying me a Wonderful gift with a letter saying she is sorry!

that really melt my heart! and the first thing she did when I meet her was that she hug me so tight!


black women are lacking manner of approach because of there foolish pride in there dirty yansh!

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by goingape1: 11:48pm On Aug 08, 2017
rosy16:
Please, I need advice on what to do, I have known my boyfriend for 10months now, and we love each other, but his ex keeps on disturbing him and this makes me jealous.

So I decided to open a new facebook account with a different identity, I asked my boyfriend out to see if he will fall for it but he was sincere enough, I then decided to insult his ex through the new facebook account, but my boyfriend later found out I was the one who did all those things and now he said he doesn't want the relationship again that I have hurt him by tempting him and insulting his ex.

I have apologized to him but he is still adamant, am confused cos I love him with all my heart. Please what do I do?
when a fish see a hook, will he try to tempt it or runaway from it? undecided

do you think this is a telemundo series where you tempt a guy to see if he truly love you undecided

if a woman ever did this to me, that's the day she will be parking outa my house!


all this black hypocrite women claiming true love but there are public liability angry

CONGRATS! YOUR BOYFRIEND JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A PUBLIC LIABILITY.
RomanceRe: Is Getting Married At 35 Late For Men? by goingape1: 11:34pm On Aug 08, 2017
Mbkite:
I sincerely need to know our views about getting married at the age of 35 for men. Is it late to marry at 35?
for men marrying has no age limits except in the case of women!

the thing is how well and ready you are to get marry and whom you want to share the rest of your life with!

this days apes are flooding everywhere just to dump there problem on you the day you get married to them. finding the right woman is one of the major problem men of that age range are facing rather!

but to my own ideology (thewiseape) I advise you stop thinking of getting marry but focus your attention on what truly will make you happy.

women can't make you happy but rather miserable.

CrimeRe: Police Officers Storm Obadeyi Underground Ritualist Den In Lagos (Photos) by goingape1: 9:42pm On Aug 08, 2017
CastedDude:
This is the moment operatives of the Rapid Response Squad RRS led by the Commander,ACP Tunji Disu stormed the scene of the alleged hideout of ritualists after it was discovered by residents of Obadeyi under Ojokoro LCDA along the Lagos/Abeokuta expressway.

Some road side sweepers who alerted resident in the early hours of today said a woman and her child were dragged into the hole as she cried for help.

Following residents Intervention, one AbdulRaheem was brought out of the canal that links Agbado Oke Odo area still on the expressway.

Efforts by security operates to arrest the alleged ritualist proved abortive as aggrieved youths and touts lynched him and set him ablaze as he insisted he can not confess but preferred to be killed.

While two other alleged ritualists were caught at different end of the canals around obadeyi end and Ijaiye.

They confessed to the fact that there is a ritualist den under the road that has been in operation for over four years.

The suspects are presently at Ojokoro police station.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/policemen-at-the-underground-ritualist-den-along-lagos-abeokuta-highway.html
so this is there skull mining factory the afonja are boasting for undecided

EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by goingape1: 9:34pm On Aug 08, 2017
femolii:
Don't mind her i could remember when maduguri war got to a stage they withdraw all the female soldiers remain only male soldiers in the the battle field but they want gender equality.
heard it too!

them want gender equality for there own greed.
PhonesRe: Tecno’s Spark Series Will Take The Youth Market By Storm. Here’s Why With Pics by goingape1: 5:56pm On Aug 08, 2017
thinking of buying hot 4 pro to a special someone when she reach here.

maybe I should just wait and see if this product is worth the anticipation!
EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by goingape1: 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2017
lebete3000:
Every woman has been genetically conformed to think a coward is a low thinker- the reason they end up with touts and ignore genius. Most intelligent people are reserved in nature. They compensate for their cowardice with their wits. But you can't understand cos you weren't created to.

EducationRe: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by goingape1: 5:40pm On Aug 08, 2017
Elf912:
Calm down..... people die in war ..both male and female.... why would you lose your cool at a comment that wasn't even directed at you?
few fraction of women die in war and large number of men do die!

recently we did a survey in the number of recruit and to my greatest surprise, only just a fraction of women apply!

so in summary, when a woman who have little sense keep talking that bullshiit of a stuff that women blablabla... than men, we have to remind those FISHBRAIN of there founding Fathers who die in the war just make a better life for them.

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