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Christianity EtcRe: OPINION!! A Worker Is Not Suppose To Put Below 1,000 Naira In An Offering Box... by goingape1: 10:56am On Sep 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
SO many NIGERIA christians are with these mindset of going to church with any amount of cash in their their hands..to use for offering....AS a worker or as an employed human, that receives monthly salaries,, And as a true and a non hypocritical christian, you should be able to put nothing below 1,000 naira every sunday in the offering box. "You cannot spend thousands on drinks, food and recharge cards, including dstv and go tv subscriptions, etc.. without setting outside nothing less than Four thousand naira for the four sundays in a month, just to use as an offering, "note" "this is excluding "tithe" "Putting 100 naira, 500 naira, 50 naira in an offering box shows disrespect and disregard for GOD almighty, for he deserv much more than that.....WE dont have to be christians by mouth making, we need to show it too with our money....i hope you all change for the glory of GOD.
fanatics!


if you like put 30bn for church I careless. but all I know is that I ain't putting my money to any churches. rather put it on orphanage homes and idp camps.
Christianity EtcRe: 16 Ways To Choose A Wife, According To The Bible by goingape1: 10:39am On Sep 10, 2017
Ishilove:
Hilarious, but full of wisdom
now you go know say some people no actually get sense!

by definition this is your kind of wisdom undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 16 Ways To Choose A Wife, According To The Bible by goingape1: 10:33am On Sep 10, 2017
braine:
Many of us may find some of them funny tho...





Source
I think something is wrong with your brain!

the Bible didn't tell use to find a wife base on this principle which is misleading but rather advise us not to even venture to married.
RomanceRe: Do Not Sponsor Her Education Or Career If She Is Not Your Wife: Miss Cokie by goingape1: 11:28pm On Sep 09, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
goingape goingape1 what's ur own view?
grandfinale!

I highly recommend that woman!
HealthRe: Mycoplasma Genitalium: What To Know About The New Sexually Transmitted Disease by goingape1: 1:30pm On Sep 09, 2017
PublicHealthNig:
With 15-24 year olds accounting for half of all new Sexually transmitted Diseases it has become imperative to provide information about the newly discovered sexually transmitted diseases and its implications for the sexually active Nigerian.
The new sexually transmitted diseases Mycoplasma Genitalium was a little known until recently when British Scientists uncovered its links to some sexual conditions.
M. genitalium is one of the most common microorganisms associated with genital tract infections.
The infection has several clinical features consistent with sexual transmission, including higher detection among sexually active individuals compared to sexually naïve adolescents, detection in partners of infected individuals, and predominance in younger individuals with multiple sexual partners and men who have sex with men (particularly those infected with HIV)

Several studies that had identified Mycoplasma as a STI have showed statistically significant increased rates of infection among sexually active women, with rate/risk of infection increasing with 2 or more sexual partners


Implications of contracting Mycoplasma genitalium infection

1. It can significantly affect the ability of the infected individual to have children

2. It complicate and increase the severity of the symptoms of HIV and other viral infections
3. The can lead to the development of ovarian cancers, lymphomas and prostate cancer

4. The infection can lead to pre-term birth and spontaneous abortion.


Prevention of sexually transmitted diseases vd.



The most effective means of preventing sexually transmitted disease is abstinence from sex or faithfulness to a faithful sexual partner. Unprotected sex increase the risk of contracting venereal diseases or vd.





http://www.publichealth.com.ng/new-std-all-you-need-to-know-about-mycoplasma-genitalium/
where is all this new sexual transmitted disease coming from?

I guess it is from the hole of a woman! undecided

fear anything hole for what is inside maybe be hidden and not yet review to man!
FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by goingape1: 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2017
somebody1:
And u think God will allow her 2 fall prey if she is doing d right thing by trusting on God alone? Trusting in God doesn't mean u won't do medical tests or carry out investigations. God says in His word that we should be as wise as d serpent but as calm as a dove... Prayer reveals hidden secrets. Let me ask u a question. What if u find a lady that is "sexually compatible"with u...u marry her, but along d line, something happens 2 her that makes her abhor sex. What will u do? Will u leave her? Sex is not everything
what if you find your man impotent, will you leave him?


ask yourself this question and meditate on it before you start asking others!
FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by goingape1: 1:21pm On Sep 09, 2017
somebody1:
It is your life, nobody is forcing anybody. You either take it or leave it. God bless
only if you are a saint.

God bless
CelebritiesRe: “I Still Love Flavour” – Anna Banner by goingape1: 12:06pm On Sep 09, 2017
temptnow:
said by you that calls his name ape.! Shameless goat

CelebritiesRe: “I Still Love Flavour” – Anna Banner by goingape1: 11:30am On Sep 09, 2017
RomanceRe: Do Not Sponsor Her Education Or Career If She Is Not Your Wife: Miss Cokie by goingape1: 11:14am On Sep 09, 2017
MissCokie:
That's good. I rather tell my man to invest in himself than me.
the key to success in relationship or marriage is when the two individual depends on no one but them self! but not the other way round .
CrimeRe: 21-year-old Lady Raped, Murdered & Burnt In South Africa by goingape1: 10:11am On Sep 09, 2017
Priscy01:
http://www.torimill.com/2017/09/beautiful-21-year-old-lady-brutally.html
when you will be wearing n@ked cloth.
why won't them rape you?
FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by goingape1: 9:53am On Sep 09, 2017
somebody1:
'wedon sir'...so if she doesn't meet ur standard of sexual compatibility, u'll dump her abi. 4 who if I may ask? So ladies are now ur lab rats that u must test b4 marriage...do u think marriage is all about sex? Ladies, please let us 'shine' our eyes...we should not be used as specimens for sampling... STAND YOUR GROUND PRAYERFULLY.
STAND YOUR GROUND PRAYER FULLY WHILE FVCKING OTHERS AT NIGHT....

hypocritical kind of people

FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by goingape1: 9:50am On Sep 09, 2017
chatinent:
If I may ask, what's the fever in having the sex before marriage? What does it prove?
to know if you have aborted a whole generation and to check if your womb is still intact

FamilyRe: 4 Things To Do After You Are Engaged To Him (Advice For Ladies) by goingape1: 9:48am On Sep 09, 2017
chatinent:
Copyright: No part of this should be transmitted to an unknown source without prior consent and allowance by the author or acknowledgement. This was written by Richie of Chatinent.
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Dear respected ladies, there exist some rules of engagement smiley that many ladies fail sad . You are engaged now, really, what next? smiley smiley
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Yes, it is marriage fever next! But did I mention you are only engaged but not married, yet?

Some reasons why most ladies feel used and dumped is when they get intoxicated shocked by the ring afixed to their finger by some guy and the guy does not show up thereafter, maybe, after having her countless times! sad sad

My gay lady smiley, don't you think you are worth more than sb's bed material?

Let's cite some areas that get ladies intoxicated while wearing the ring:
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1. You are only engaged not married. wink  I understand you must feel like a wife already but the fat truth is, you are not his wife yet but a name in his wife-list. Do you know? sad I bet you do not. Do not be overjoyed by the ring, rather be overjoyed by the wedding night. Chatinent Richie smiley really advise ladies to keep their body untouched while hanging around the person you are engaged to. tongue

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Yes, you may say 'I'm his wife to be so it does not matter if I give him my body.' Another piece of truth there is, notwithstanding that the body is yours,  you really are not his wife to be until you become his wife! During that period, men may propose to ladies who they think are outstanding, special and better than any other ladies sad in the world. Have you imagined; what if he thinks you so cheapsad and sees a more outstanding a lady who has your clone qualities but deprives him sex which you give him in plenty buckets?  Oh dear, he has slept with you so, that 'special you' bar is decreasing and will continue to decrease any female pride you may have shown, even peradventure, you get married. He may even end up dumping you politely and going for someone better(that part that you feel you have been over-used).
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What is my point?
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Don't you have sex with the person you are engaged to. Keep your pride. Tell them simply should they try to deceive you saying 'you are my wife to be already, so you shouldn't deprive me sex.'  Dear, stand for your rightsmiley and what will help you afterwards, tell him, also logically that 'yes, I maybe your wife to be, so, if I am your so wife to be, why can't you wait till the wedding night? '
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Tips: Ladies who don't indulge in sex before marriage earn more respect, longer marriage than others. Reason is, their husbands seem to keep that first respect she has shown. Failure to observe the rule of engagements may lead to regrets.
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2. Most men giving engagement rings are not ready for marriage.sad tongue Don't get ensnared by this. This is a cup-filled reason you have to always study your partner in the course of dating them. They will only hover around you longing for the juicy hannah montanna. Yes, they are humans, they know most girls will get lured wearing their deceptive rings. sad

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3. When you find someone good, stop looking for someone better.sad It explains itself. Use your instinctual calculating brainbook to harness the equation.
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4. Stop longing to wear guys' ring, you are NOT the lord of their rings. Yes, I understand that age doesn't favour women when not married but even at that, don't be desperate to wear a guy's ring. Guys, normally do notice desperate ladies when it comes to marriages and the wolf-like may come to hang their 'ring' on your finger to have you then disappear., then, this chase for marriage may end in suffeRING. smiley
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=Post&CODE=08&f=12&t=158&p=224&st=0
and this is how them will remain engage for life.....

RomanceRe: Do Not Sponsor Her Education Or Career If She Is Not Your Wife: Miss Cokie by goingape1: 9:39am On Sep 09, 2017
MissCokie:
I have heard and seen so many men sponsoring a girl who is not his wife through education/career. I just want you to know something, when she's done with you, she will leave you for someone else.

The money you would use in sponsoring her, please give it to your mother or sister to start a business or rather, sponsor your sisters education/career.

You can share your experience for others to learn.
best advise for all ya who want to remain a mugu for life!


the last thing I will ever to on earth is to spend my hard earn money on a piece of shiit who ain't my wife yet.


I don't do such childish behavior anymore! undecided
I only give what you give me back. if you buy me a boxer on my birthday do sure to expect a pant on your birthday undecided

now is the time to treat those gorillas hash and put them to were there belong. just because there is a little hole between their legs doesn't mean that hole is a bank deposit were you waste all ya fundings.

bewise guys

#thewiseape
FamilyRe: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by goingape1: 8:43am On Sep 09, 2017
Mindfulness:
A sicko spotted.

FamilyRe: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by goingape1: 8:08am On Sep 09, 2017
guru90:
kids everywhere!
you can see kids everywhere by there comments.
FamilyRe: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by goingape1: 8:01am On Sep 09, 2017
guru90:
comprehend your useless write up...abi
#Change your ideology.
#biko
is it your ideology?
go get a sense #biko
FamilyRe: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by goingape1: 7:55am On Sep 09, 2017
guru90:
U sounded too hash on men.

You are a man and u ar cursing your follow man.....

Don't u see some men get married to Harlot and changed that girl to a perfect woman.

You don't know anything about marriage.
Kindly sealed your mouth.
and don't call men #stupid again.
your brain need formatting!

I see you don't know how to read and comprehend
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by goingape1: 11:19pm On Sep 08, 2017
FutureLeader00:
Let me not bother you with too much stories, I will keep it short and concise.

My girlfriend has been acting strange lately and I couldn't find the reason why she's doing so. We started dating last year while I was still looking for admission, things has been going smoothly for us not until after ileya festival.

Before then, she celebrated her birthday on the 23rd of August this year had to sent a message to wish her, although I was around for ileya holiday as we both live in ibadan but am schooling in osun state.
She came to visit me on ileya festival(friday) which we talk extensively about her birthday, we both discuss on how to celebrate her birthday since I wasn't around then so we resorted to go to the cinema and have some few drinks.

Also, I promised to get her some women undies as a gifts before I left for school.

I ought to have been in school by now because the festive holiday has come and gone but have told her that I would love to spend some days with her before I leave. Before she left my house of friday I asked where she will be for the weekend, she told me she won't be around on saturday but sunday will be okay so I made up my mind to visit her on sunday and use the opportunity to see her mom and sibling.

I called on saturday to check on her but she inform me that she couldn't go out due to headache, the following day which was sunday I called her severally she didn't pick my call neither return all the messages I sent to her not until yesterday when she picked and told me that she intentionally not to pick my call because I wasn't caring enough for her. Asjed her what exactly have I done wrong, she said I didn't care for her meanwhile have been calling since sunday just to check on her but she didn't pick my call, mehn I was shocked!!.

As a gentle guy wey I be I asked for frogiveness and repeatedly told her "I'm very sorry" countless of time she cut off the line on three occassion, I was very furious by her action yet I keep cool had to call her once again she told me there's nothing she wants to discuss with me anymore except what she just did.

Till now, she hasn't pick all call neither reply my messages.

Now, have bought those things I promise to get her like pads, panties, bra, bum-short, and those girly things I even sent a text to inform her that have gotten her my promises she didn't reply me.

Pls I need your advice on how to go about this because it making me so sad.

below is the screenshot of my text messages I sent her
Help me to move it to the front page
face your book!

you are still in sch for God sake!

when you learn that women are nothing but just a piece of shiit! you can reach any height in life
CelebritiesRe: Full Sex Video Of Afia Schwarzenegger Trends On Ghanaian Social Media by goingape1: 10:46pm On Sep 08, 2017
repent for the end is near!
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Adediwurah Blackgold And Busty Benny, Her Friend Got Fans Talking by goingape1: 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2017
Redman36:
Yoruba girls can dirty and smell and wear tear tear pant for Africa.

FamilyRe: Mistakes Men Make While Choosing A Wife In Nigeria by goingape1: 9:26pm On Sep 08, 2017
chatinent:
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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=31&t=347&st=0#entry654
I keep my stand with number 3 undecided

any woman who is not a virgin is a useless woman and deserve a useless Man!


a woman will open her shiit hole for someone preek to enter sometime in her life and you want me to go that same shiit hole? undecided


I rather have my package new than to use an second hand product.



as for the question you ask "who then will marry the one you deflower" of cause some stvpid idiot will marry your waste product!
HealthRe: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by goingape1: 10:33am On Sep 08, 2017
Stevebamdex:
Congratulations to the mentally deranged woman and her family.
If I may ask,
Who are the psychos taking advantage of most mad women by laying with them and getting them pregnant in the process.?
Why are they adding more burden to their already messed up lives.? That's grossly inhumane and total madness.
Possibly they too have mental issues ?.
But if they are sane men,how heartless and unreasonably can some men be? Having a konji for a mad woman sad?
How do they even get erection with all the smell and the stench oozing out during that process? Chai,I can't even imagine itsad
Does it mean people like that have no self worth and dignity?..shm.
bros!

your brain suppose tell you say na ritual things na! or your brain no just won function at this moment.




one of the basic requirement for you to be rich by babalawo is to sleep with a mad woman.
HealthRe: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by goingape1: 10:28am On Sep 08, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
A mentally unstable woman welcomed a bouncing baby in Sapele area of Delta state. According to Sapele Oghenek, a woman who sells 'Bole' (roasted plantain) noticed that the mentally deranged woman was in labour by the roadside. She tried to assist her but noticed that the woman's placenta refused to come out...

The woman called for help and a doctor simply identified as Ugochuckwu arrived the scene. The doctor reportedly injected the woman to aid her push and deliver the baby smoothly...

The baby who was safely delivered was taken by the doctor to the hospital as the woman's family were located...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/mentally-unstable-woman-gives-birth-bouncing-baby-delta-state-photos.html
one Yoruba priest is behind the scene!

the things they do for money is so out of this world.

IslamRe: What Islam Says On Masturbation. by goingape1: 9:59am On Sep 08, 2017
Mazeed:
Please what if someone is weak and can't indulge in fast and is having high urge for sex nd has no provision to get married what do you advise this kind of person to do
child marriage....

Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet Launches Grace Family Outreach, His Own Church In Uyo by goingape1: 10:31pm On Sep 07, 2017
leofab:
snf the Bible you carry up and down isn't idolatory huh Keep fooling around thinking God is a Christian
huh keep fooling around doing prostitution.
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet Launches Grace Family Outreach, His Own Church In Uyo by goingape1: 9:56pm On Sep 07, 2017
MODESTUS15:
You have failed to receive sense in this ur life filled with misery �

Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet Launches Grace Family Outreach, His Own Church In Uyo by goingape1: 9:51pm On Sep 07, 2017
AntiIPOB:
Hahahaha,statue cried blood,funny thing is that thing is an idol,the Rosary's on their neck is an idol,question is does Mary with whom they are worshipping wore cross,did Jesus wear cross,does father Abraham wore cross,it is the rosary in the bible?


Deuteronomy 5:6-8.

I recommend this for the guy to read and get sense.
thank you.

na ignorance dey disturb them.

there father no go ever read this passage to them, in fact this passage no even exist for there Bible.
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet Launches Grace Family Outreach, His Own Church In Uyo by goingape1: 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2017
Luisema4luv:
Correct ur blunder mak ur sch fee no b waste

IslamRe: Pretty Nigerian Lady Dies In Mecca After Completing Her Pilgrimage. Photos by goingape1: 9:43pm On Sep 07, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian lady has left her family and friends in sorrow following her demise in Mecca during this year's pilgrimage. According to Abdullahi I. Mahuta who shared the sad news, the lady's last statement to her mother when she was leaving for this year's Hajj was: 'God can take her life over there as long as she completes the Hajj pilgrimage successfully'..Her prayer was apparently answered.

According to report, she died of a natural course. May her soul rest in peace.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/pretty-nigerian-lady-dies-mecca-successfully-completing-pilgrimage-photos.html
7 virgins male leading.........

Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet Launches Grace Family Outreach, His Own Church In Uyo by goingape1: 9:41pm On Sep 07, 2017
Luisema4luv:
Wen a blind man leads another blind man, we knw wer e go end
even the fools think that there are wise!

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