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CelebritiesRe: Kit Harington And Rose Leslie Are Engaged by goingape1: 8:08pm On Sep 26, 2017
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Young Ladies Find Married Men More Attractive? by goingape1: 4:34pm On Sep 26, 2017
TheTrueApostle:
Please I need honest response.

All my friends that are married have women running after them, while the single men like us have less women coming to us. So I really want to Know.
And they(my married friends) confirmed this, that girls are more attracted to married men, they believe they take care of women better, please how true is this?

Ladies only..
it only happens in Naija!

Naija ladies are gorilla in nature so you won't blame them! they always go for the ripe bananas.
HealthRe: 90 Percent Deaths In Nigerian Hospitals Due To Attitude – Prof Agan by goingape1: 2:58pm On Sep 26, 2017
PhonesRe: How To Identify An Original Power Bank by goingape1: 10:14am On Sep 26, 2017
solconcept:
Can you confirm the date of release of the said power bank and your phone? The product was designed based on the phone battery capacity available in the market. You expect your Nokia 3310 to do the same as your Android Nokia 3310? Why over use a power bank when it's is clearly specified in the manual.
did I tell you I'm using Nokia 3310 undecided

if this power bank cannot charge Nokia 3310 with less than 1000mah phone ba3 capacity, how much more can it charge a phone with 4000mah capacity undecided

sometimes let your brain do the thinking.
PhonesRe: How To Identify An Original Power Bank by goingape1: 9:49am On Sep 26, 2017
solconcept:
Ha


Please, don't mislead people about flat power banks. Have you used Romoss Polymos 10 Air power bank? If No, get one and come back with your positive or negative feedback. I have sold over 20pcs of Polymos 10 Air power bank and have not record any return or complain.

Any power bank above 20000mAh is fake. Avoid such power bank cuz it'll damage your battery in the long run.

For Romoss power bank, visit /sol-technologies
Call or WhatsApp | 08032561183
i have use more than 5 of this type of power bank and I can tell you that there can't charge heavy duty phones and tend to spoil easily.

poly-lithium battery (which is always embedded in that flat power) doesn't last long and when over heating tend to explode
PhonesRe: How To Identify An Original Power Bank by goingape1: 9:08am On Sep 26, 2017
Shaibuakor:
I bought my new age from their office at Alaba intnal mkt last year but move to computer village January this year. It is OK
by the look of it this one will be 16 -20000mah. it has 6 battery unit cell and each cell units is at the standard of 2,500mah,
PhonesRe: How To Identify An Original Power Bank by goingape1: 9:02am On Sep 26, 2017
mayorkun:
Having a powerbank is very useful and good but problem may arise when you buy or have a fake one which can cause hazard to your phone by damaging it or the battery or even catch fire and in the process destroy your phone or tablet.


So today i will help you in identifying the original and fake power Bank especially here in Nigeria where we have so many fake power banks and also give you the best power Bank to buy right here in Nigeria.

How To Identify a fake Powerbank

The first and foremost in identifying a fake power Bank is if the powerbank has a brand name. When buying a powerbank, check if it has a brand name cause many powerbanks especially those sold here in Nigeria doesn't have a brand name instead what will be written on it will be POWER BANK. When you such one don't buy it's a fake power Bank and might damage your phone. Fake powerbank comes with a fake capacity like for example you see a powerbank written 50000mAh but charges a phone or tablet battery of 2500mAh just once or twice. Such Power Bank is confirmed fake one and if you continue using it, know that on the long run it will damage your phone or tablet. Most fake power Banks especially the ones sold here usually have a very high capacity written on it like for example a power Bank capacity being 50000Mah,100000mAh or even 30000mAh. Most of them are fake though some might be original but as long as it's here in Nigeria, it's confirmed fake don't buy.
How To Identify An Original powerbank


1. Original power Bank comes with a brand name.
2. It doesn't have exergerated high capacity like 30000mAh,50000mAh,100000mAh etc. 3. The charging capacity tallies with what it is written on it depending on your battery capacity too

Puskin
Dragnet


Source; http://www.techknowng.com/2017/09/how-to-identify-original-power-bank.html?m=1
misleading post!

the highest capacity of a power bank is from 15 to 20000mah any other mah above is classified fake cos them haven't invent 50000mah because of the charge time.

15- 20000mah takes about 10hrs for it to be fully charge so how much more will 50000mah will charge ? undecided

And one more note! never you buy a flat power bank because those one tend to explode easily and all it specification are false.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Good Woman But Hates Sex After Marriage by goingape1: 2:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
victovrry:
My wife is a good and I can call her a virtuous woman but she won't give me sex when needed, though we have male and female kids ...please what can I do again? Tried all I have read online and even attends seminals together just to make her change but she did not. Please I'm not saying this to paint her black but that is only one aspect I wish she could change.

Advise please !!!
rape her angry

and tell her you will be getting a side chick and watch how she open her leg like the gate of Jerusalem
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Speaks Pidgin English On BBC (Video) by goingape1: 5:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
itsdumebi:
The World's richest man, Bill Gates in a recent Interview with the BBC spoke pidgin English for the first time. Gates, who was speaking on efforts to address Africa's numerous developmental issues, started the segment with greetings in Pidgin.

PoliticsNGR has gotten footage of the interview, Watch below;

http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/24/worlds-richest-man-bill-gates-answers-questions-pidgin-english-video/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCWqKSd3htg
the beauty of this pidgin English is that it's sexy when speaking!

I do speak it always with my white bae and she loves it with passion wink
CelebritiesRe: Sinful Friday With Seyi Hunter Uncensored: I’m The Sex Goddess Of Our Time by goingape1: 5:15pm On Sep 24, 2017
NaijaCelebrity:
Nollywood actress and CEO, Hunters Media International, Seyi Hunter, leaves no stone unturned whenever she is provoked to vent on sensitive issues.

Seyi Hunter The eloquent actress who has been heavily criticized over a sex Vlog she recently launched, ‘Sinful Friday with Seyi Hunter Uncensored’, has finally broken silence.

In an exclusive chat with Potpourri, the daring actress, who is set to première her latest movie, Feret, crowned herself a ‘sex goddess’, bragging that Nigerians are supposed to applaud her for coming up with an educational innovation instead of condemning her.

“My sex vlog is extremely educative; I teach people how to have great sex and MouthAction, how to enjoy it while at it and crave for more. Most couples are suffering in silence because they do not enjoy sex with their partners.

Sex is life, Sex is food. The bloody hypocrites out there should love me; I should be praised because I’m the sex goddess of our time.

There are so much health benefits in MouthAction, sex itself, kissing, romance and a whole lot of things involve sex. Semen and vaginal juice cure high blood pressure and cancer.

I’ve gotten great reviews from people out there, while some still think because I’m a lady and a Nigerian I have no business talking about sex.

If you’ve not seen any of my videos I’m sure your spouse is cheating. My videos are your only solution to a happy and healthy sex life. Before you criticise me, be informed that it’s uncensored”, she stated boldly.


http://news.nollyzone.com/im-sex-goddess-time-seyi-hunter/
when I said that women are fish-minded creatures is for a reason!

them don't use there brain on productive something anymore!
FashionRe: 'Orange September'; Nigerians React Over This Lady's Outfit At An Event. Photos by goingape1: 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
Nigerian online users have reacted sharply to trending photos of a lady and her revealing attire during a red carpet event few days ago ahead of the Orange September event in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state capital. After photos of the lady were shared on Facebook, netizens began wondering why such a lady should wear such cleavage showing attire and parade her "oranges" for the Orange September event.

Orange September is a series of events planned to position the state by showcasing the diverse and enigmatic colours of our collective history, unity in diversity.

See different reactions below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/lady-and-her-controversial-attire-at-orange-september-event.html
NAIJA WOMEN undecided

bunch of animals
Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by goingape1: 5:10pm On Sep 24, 2017
baakus:
if it does teaches that truly, I wonder why I haven't bomb somebody. my religion is a religion of peace but congrats anyways.
why you haven't start bombing is because you haven't have the opportunity to do so and probably your imam haven't start teaching ya the principle of 72 virgin female child huh

read your Quran very well in the passage of jihadit.


pseudo peace indeed!
Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by goingape1: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2017
baakus:
Calm down Mr Man and talk politely or your religion never teaches you moral condulthuh
at least it never teaches me to do suicide bombing huh
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele: Five Nations Will Come Out Of Nigeria; Two Will Be Greater Than by goingape1: 12:12pm On Sep 24, 2017

Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by goingape1: 9:44am On Sep 24, 2017
rexbuton:
it is very strange that Islam which came so many years after Christianity now wants to be an authority on Christianity. What the Islamic pioneers did was to probably take the Jewish texts and modify them extensively to create their own revelation, thus having an Islamic account of every Jewish account. Imagine saying that Ishmael was the child Abraham wanted to sacrifice, or telling us that Potiphar found out that his wife was lying, but Joseph insisted that he be thrown into prison to protect him from other women. Logically it doesn't make sense, most of their accounts are obviously revisionist. Probably that is why the Jews refer to Mohammed as the 'mad man'
lol! sound logical.


I always wonder why every Muslim man I saw on the street I always see violence in there forehead?



the level of brainwashing is just too much!
Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by goingape1: 9:23am On Sep 24, 2017
Democrat1c:
Christianity is so beautiful and peaceful unless for some financial manipulations by uncalled pastors.
Islam was just introduced by haters of peace to distort the world from achieving absolute peace.

Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by goingape1: 9:16am On Sep 24, 2017
Terminator1234g:
On the very contrary Jesus never said anything about Christianity and never even mentioned the word. You people say God gave birth to Jesus, pls explain how... Increase your knowledge read the bible and the Quran. The Qur'an spoke about Mary even more than the old testamin. Good day.
shut the fvck off!

if the Qur'an do spoke about Mary even more then your group of violence peace would have oat to respect women, but NO! you will see them busy phucking child 14yrs and below undecided


I'm sure Muhammad teaching including pedophile as the way to cleanz ya sexual sin!




KETTLE FELLOWERS
RomanceRe: 5 Things To Do For You To Know If He Deserves You Or Not - Bamisepeter's Blog by goingape1: 7:53pm On Sep 23, 2017
bamisepeters:
I have heard many ladies telling themselves this guy deserves you, he is calm, handsome, caring. This doesn't deserve you, he is only a player, once he enters you that is the end.

I will not say the assertion is true or false, possibly they have heard about the guy from someone or they are the direct source that couldn't open up (Some girls cannot even be truthful to their best friend you know �).

Here are five things you need to do to be able to know if he is the right or he is the player "if" you desire a serious relationship:

1. Know his background

Don't be deceived that background doesn't matter for you to know if he will deserve you or not.

Some people, not just the guys but the girls too are the picture of what their background is.

Some are used to cheating because it is what their parent do for living.

Some that are raised by just the father due to betrayal on the part of the woman may have poisoned the mind of the guy that what his mum did is the reflection of what other women outside are.

The lady that grew under the training of just her mum after divorce due to the fact that the husband usually abuse her not just physically but emotionally most times build the lady to be mean to guys with the mindset that all men are equal.

I am not saying that is how everyone in such situation thinks, some of them do this and it affects the guy or the lady that they will not want to fall in same trap as the one shared by their source or that they experienced.

2. Ask about him

Starting a relationship goes beyond just accepting everyone that comes your way without knowing about that person himself even after you have known about the background because most times some guys have good parents and they are trained well but get it wrong the moment they mixed with others without good training.

It is good to make enquiries about him from those around him and make some conclusions through things you see around him.

You might have heard so many times that appearance is reality, believe me, many things we see physically are the truth in many cases.

3. Watch is attitude when it comes to money and you

This is almost general among guys, that women are moved by money, especially when they want to start a relationship with a lady.

The moment his attitude is showing you that money is what you need, you need to be watchful.

The truth is that some of this guys have had experiences with other girls, they know a lot about girls, unfortunately, it is the bad things they know about them, hence, they categorize you under them and will want to entice you with it.

The moment you notice this from someone who is just asking you out you need to be extra careful and need to prove to him you are not the type.

4. His history relationship-wise

The truth is that many history makes the future. Except from those that are yet to be in a relationship before, you need to know the reason for breakup of the previous relationship.

The history is very essential as it makes you know the type of person you are in a relationship with.

Someone who cannot tell you the truth about his past relationship needs proper check before you accept his proposal.

I know some men can lie, however, as a woman you know how to get he truth of any situation when it comes to a man you want to know about, isn't it?

5. Give him a trial

Even after you have done all the above, giving him the chance to prove himself is very essential.

For many guys if you don't try them out you may not know if he deserves you or just another player.

The background might be deceitful, the friends he flocks with might just be bad while he is the good egg, don't forget, your appearance in his life might even take him out of their midst finally.

His history might also have gone through another series of scrutinization which might have changed him for better.

Judging him with some of those things above might be deceitful, but one thing is very certain, dating someone who you have not really known before for a more than a year or less can open your eyes to everything you need to know about him.

So many guys cannot hide their behavior for even a week let alone a month, but if you don't give them a trial you may not be able to know the reality of any man.

Many from good homes have even failed when you thought they should be better.

Some will fall to the temptations that stairs on their face and all, without trying him out you may not know if he is the right or wrong.

Judging one with the other will not also be the best until you try another as we can never be the same.

Like my religious leaders and brethren will say "prayer is the key", prayer is very essential for guidance so as not to fall into wrong hands.

Don't forget, the bad guys also have lovers, but if you are a good one your goodness or prayer can lead you to the right one.

Source: http://www.bamisepeter.com/2017/09/5-things-to-do-to-know-if-he-deserves.html
shut the fvck off














shut the fvck off






















shut the fvck off!
RomanceRe: Guys & Girls That Wear Glasses Are Safe To Date - Opinion by goingape1: 2:31pm On Sep 23, 2017
26Clueless:
ah Op so it's safe to date a porn star cos she wore glass ryt....!...the gal that wore d black dress she an A list porn star....go by d name Mia khalifa.. she's always on glass

the gal above !!
lol! CIA in pornhub
RomanceRe: Guys & Girls That Wear Glasses Are Safe To Date - Opinion by goingape1: 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2017
Gettreadyy:
https://bc-image-test.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/800/v1l7b8zsqukbgogbkywl.jpg

Y'all should observe people on glasses, you will notice that most of them are true to themselves and are choosy in selecting people they keep around as friend.
If you want a good relationship, date a guy or girl on glasses, they don't have time for games, they are civil, prudent and more reserved. they are intelligent and goal oriented too.
If you see that girl or boy on glasses don't be afraid to approach him or her, look smart and talk well you might just be lucky.
NB, Most of them on glasses are comfortable.


NB, Most Boys & Girls on glasses are civil and comfortable


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/b7/e7/32b7e7a7c980e5de940114648a37fab7--spring-outfits-oakley-sunglasses.jpg
https://menofvalue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bigstock-Skeptical-74315989-e1438791711725.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fc/2f/20/fc2f20499a2b60787581ce89b2bef7f9.jpg
https://happenings.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/gbenro-ajibade-5.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/dd/98/bc/dd98bc68a21077e5ad6ca960b02067f4--sexy-women-sexy-girls.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b9/cb/eb/b9cbebe8237b510ba93c5f8a253a94f4--ebony-beauty-black-beauty.jpg
is that what your father told you?
FamilyRe: Lady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by goingape1: 2:11pm On Sep 23, 2017
samblaks:
Well, nothing much to say. But I pray she realize on time that this kind of lifestyle doesn't pay. Some have played this kind of game and are regretting it today. Sister, kindly learn from other peoples' mistakes so as to guide your life better. A word is enough for the wise.
them won't hear!

there is one in my neighborhood claiming born again but when I heard her story, no man in his right sense would even think of approaching her.



I keep telling those fishbrain that their past would always leave a permanent mark on there life, but NO! them love life.

you can see many of them waste brain flooding here in nairaland

FamilyRe: Lady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by goingape1: 2:06pm On Sep 23, 2017
maxnedu11:
after all the wasted life, they will relocate to another state get married and start telling you God's time is the best for pregnancy...where is the womb.
I'm telling you!

that's what is keeping me from engaging any naija women!


there are all bunch of waste product.
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:57pm On Sep 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
The Bible says :
" Spare the Rod and Spoil the Wife ( or GF / Concubine)"
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiss.gif
Gentlemen, be merciless in bed. angry
is that what your bible told you?
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
The Bible says :
" Spare the Rod and Spoil the Wife ( or GF / Concubine)"
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kiss.gif
Gentlemen, be merciless in bed. angry
is that what your bible told you?
RomanceRe: Zimbabwean Sex Maniac Dies: Girlfriends Mourn His Bedroom Stunts (Photos) by goingape1: 12:54pm On Sep 23, 2017
dre11:
http://hmetro.co.zw/sex-maniac-dies/
you die and didn't give your live to Christ!
devil will be sexing you in hell!

CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Sexy In Black Ensemble by goingape1: 12:04pm On Sep 23, 2017
JamieNaija:
Nigerian Actress, Genevieve Nnaji is a distinct and high taste fashion personality. We should notice from how she remains beautiful and hot as hell every year.


The actress stepped out for an event dressed in an almost all black ensemble. Genevieve has been subject to marriage rumors recently.


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/09/genevieve-nnaji-sexy-in-black-ensemble.html
this smelly old woman, even if she n@ked in front of me my preek no go stand undecided
RomanceRe: “I Was Insulted, Abused But Now, Extremely Happy” - 19 Year Old Teenage Mother by goingape1: 11:36am On Sep 23, 2017
Priscy01:
A 19 year old proud Nigerian teenage mother, who had her son at the age of 17, has shared her tearful ordeal in the past but says she now is extremely happy.

Oreoluwa Esther has said it was quite difficult for her initially caused she was mocked and abandoned when she fell pregnant but now the 2-year-old is the centre of her life.

She shared photos of her little boy she says calls her ‘eta’ (Esther) and wrote:


News From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/09/i-was-insulted-deserted-abused-but-now.html
don't open your yansh like public toilet for any diick and tom but you girls won't hear world, undecided


naija women naturally have shallow brain
FamilyRe: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by goingape1: 10:26pm On Sep 22, 2017
jennyluv090:
Can somebody tell me where I have gone wrong. We have been married for 3 years and have a lovely son. We both want another child but my husband hardly touches me. He asked me to move to my room because the cry of the baby disturbs him at night. Now when I need sex badly i have to go to his room start initiate sex. No pre-intimacy. Most times, he tells me he s tired. On the other times he would penetrate me and even before i become wet in 3o seconds, he has released. I really dont know how to handle this. I love my husband. Im sure he s battling on how to solve his problem but he keeps blaming me infront of his family that i am the reason we dont have a second child. I have been tempted on one or 2 occasions to tell them about his bedroom problems, but i choose to save his ego.

Please help out!!
your problem is counting the seconds when he is phucking you. and another problem is with ya women undecided

can't you grab his dicck by force or put something in his drink to make his diccck stronger for ya! undecided

don't behave like imbec1le and act with wisdom
CultureRe: Zaynab-Otiti Obanor: Ooni Of Ife's Ex-Wife Olori Wuraola In New York (Photos) by goingape1: 8:54pm On Sep 22, 2017
Deseo:
Is she still an Olori?
BTW, her legs/shoes look scary.
look well! she wore a black shoe
HealthRe: How Nigerians Are Drinking Their Own Poo - Aroms Aigbehi Reveals by goingape1: 7:47pm On Sep 22, 2017
Adieza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=272389653267150&id=158338594672257
who is this illiterate undecided

the ground (soil to simplifier it for your small brain) is the perfect filter. your shiit no dey go directly to the ground water and the ground is divided by what we called fault.

so it is advisable to give about 10-50meters gap to your source of water from the soak way when planning your House
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Videos His Baby Mama Harassing His Mother In U.S, & She Sets Him Up by goingape1: 6:00pm On Sep 22, 2017
lacemose:
Nigerian man videos his babymama harassing his Mother in
the U.S then she tries to set him up Claiming he was beating
Her

see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV0_OYx7Y48
any madafvcking gorilla who does this to my mama is so deadangry

I dont care if I go to prison but I will reap your head off!

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