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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Builds A Mini Jeep, Calls It Crazy Camel by Gokeli23(m): 7:09am On Sep 18, 2018
Crenzywilliams:

Folks like you would never see or say anything positive about others, do you know if it’s just a pass time for him, did he tell you he’s got some issues or like you call it, “problem”? You seriously need to grow some sense, am just hoping it’s not too late for you, and you’re not so egocentric to see understand you need some.
‘nuf said, so now amma say “fu$kyouverymuvh” and do hv a spiteful day.
can u even build a toy car
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Takes Her "Perfect Selfie" In A Cemetery Wearing Bra And Mini Skirt by Gokeli23(m): 3:41pm On Aug 25, 2018
She is inviting trouble and don't be surprised if the Spirits gang rape her
Jokes Etc / When She Tells You She Wants To Go To Cold Stone by Gokeli23(m): 7:55pm On Jun 15, 2018
When she tells you she wants to go to cold stone

Religion / Re: Bishop Tom Samson And His Rolls Royce Phantom Pictured by Gokeli23(m): 11:12am On Jun 04, 2018
Church bussiness is serious bussiness as we begin to witness the rise of glorified immorality as insanity becomes sanity which is affecting our reality
Literature / Assurance (poetic Version) by Gokeli23(m): 8:24am On May 05, 2018
Every girl want assurance but some of them do not know what allegiance is all about
Every girl want assurance but some of them only make themselves look ignorant through their unncessary rants
Every girl want assurance so that they can live in abudance but the only hindrance is their lack of endurance during touch times
Every girl want assurance yet some forget to ask God for guidance
Every girl wants assurance but these days the only see are beast in beautiful clothes who only feast on prey as they lay dead as their bodies fed to the vultures lipsrsealed

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Literature / Slay Queen ( The Poetic Version) by Gokeli23(m): 2:38am On May 05, 2018
Slay queen trend on social media just to get their daily bread
She lives her life in pretext as she as she betrays her prey's hopes and dreams of a life filled with a happy ever after so it seems
The only thing she slays are clients not giants as her beauty masqurade the devil that bedevils your mind in a whole new level
She left speechless and helpless as she prone to all sorts of attacks as she labelled a black sheep of the family
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Literature / Choice by Gokeli23(m): 12:37am On May 05, 2018
Every choice has a voice
It left for you to rejoice on the choice he has made that is if he made the right one
It is good for you to have the poise to be great instead of listening to noise of your haters who are annoyed at your existence
The only thing that envy is seeing you cruising on your ross royce because you made a choice to be a voice of the voiceless which has made you priceless
It only when you receive the prize for your hardwork only then people will realize that your decision in life count
Literature / I Slipped And Fell (the Voice Of The Abused) by Gokeli23(m): 10:08pm On May 04, 2018
I slipped and fell but the most important thing is that I am alive and well to tell the story of how I was treated in a derogatory manner
I was a lady who was so radiant and brilliant one will think I used the ray of the sun as my body lotion as anyone that had encountered me where left spell bound that one will think they were under the infulence of love potion I had given them
But now my body tells a tale of scars that leaves one pale as my scars were inflicted by someone who thought he was a superstar
As he humbled me with his fist that has given me a black eye then in voice of blackeyed peas where is the love
Literature / I Slipped And Fell (the Voice Of The Abused) by Gokeli23(m): 8:52pm On May 04, 2018
I slipped and fell (the voice of the abused)
I slipped and fell but the most important thing is that I am alive and well to tell the story of how I was treated in a derogatory manner
As a lady so radiant and brilliant one would have thought that I use the ray of the sun as body lotion and with love and blessing showered on me by friends and family one would think that they are under the infulence of love potion
But now my body tell a diffrent with the amount of scars inflicted by someone who sees himself as a superstar As I looked towards the heavens reciting twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder where you are
As his fist humbles me to ground give me a black eye on my face then I ask myself in the voice of backeeyed peas where is the love

Politics / Re: Netanyahu Likely To Attend Summit In Nigeria By End Of Yea by Gokeli23(m): 7:15pm On Jul 29, 2016
olapluto:

Very vague claims. Israel remains a rogue nation built on the blood of innocent Palestinians. All this bla bla about tech, military and economic power is crap propaganda.

Netanyahu welcome to Nigeria though.
but u know killing a thirteen year old girl in her sleep nd committing atrocities in d name of resistance does not speak well of Palestinians
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by Gokeli23(m): 7:24pm On Jun 21, 2016
foolinlove:


I don't believe there is a good guy out there for me. Maybe some guys sharpen up when they actually do fall in love, if that ever happens. Nut it will not happen for me. I have made that decision to steer clear of all men.
we encounter d wrong ones 2 find d right ones sometimes
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by Gokeli23(m): 7:22pm On Jun 21, 2016
foolinlove:

YES.
there is one word dat summarize what u are going through Heartbreak
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by Gokeli23(m): 7:19pm On Jun 21, 2016
2SWT:
why do guys have this mentality
because is d usual
Culture / Re: Women Want To Be Men, We Can’t Be Equal – Ooni Of Ife’s Wife by Gokeli23(m): 3:51pm On Jun 18, 2016
banmee:


You also need to grasp what she is really saying though. We are not equal granted, but we are equal partners. One cannot do without the other.
dis d most reasonable ever men and women are not equal but dey can depend on as each other 2 surrive we just have 2 treat ourselves with mutual respect

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Politics / Re: Udom Of Akwa Ibom Distributes Kerosene To Mark Democracy Day by Gokeli23(m): 12:10pm On May 29, 2016
lifezone247:
campaigned things.
campaign done finish
Romance / Re: "Smart" Ways Most Nigerian Ladies Keep Guys On Their Waiting List by Gokeli23(m): 9:59pm On May 27, 2016
nice post keep it up pray Nigerian ladies change their ways

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Celebrities / Re: Who Rocked It Better? - Mercy Aigbe Asks by Gokeli23(m): 9:48pm On May 23, 2016
FisifunKododada:
cool Mercy is an attention WH-ORE. She is NOT a good role model to her kids. Rubbish. cool
bros u wicked ooo u no get joy at all

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Loss Triggered Biafra Agitations, Says Adesina by Gokeli23(m): 9:59pm On May 21, 2016
he is just doing his job trying 2 make his boss look good

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho Named Deadliest Striker In EPL by Gokeli23(m): 9:32pm On May 20, 2016
blueto:
No, and I am not his epigone. I am a lexical connoisseur and erudite by God's Grace smiley .
u be e cuzin
Politics / Re: Biafra: MASSOB Hires 500 Pastors, Prayer Warriors by Gokeli23(m): 1:51am On May 15, 2016
drejenny:
Business men pastors and prayer warriors
bros u wicked u no get joy shocked[

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Health / Re: My 15 Minutes Agony With A Lady With Smelly Hair In A Queue by Gokeli23(m): 11:10pm On May 14, 2016
goodmorning40:
Are u sure it wasn't ur boxers smelling u instead
bros u no get joy oooo

Celebrities / Re: Model Kendra Etufunwa In Panties (Photo) by Gokeli23(m): 7:49pm On May 14, 2016
I laugh in spirtual powers chai what is this world turning into kiss
Celebrities / Re: Model Kendra Etufunwa In Panties (Photo) by Gokeli23(m): 7:48pm On May 14, 2016
I laugh in spirtual powers chai what is this world turning into kissI laugh in spirtual powers chai what is this world turning into
Politics / Re: We Will Deal With Niger Delta Avengers Eventually - Buhari by Gokeli23(m): 7:31pm On May 14, 2016
oga BuBu have sense nd ask Jonathan predecessor wink

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Politics / Re: We Will Deal With Niger Delta Avengers Eventually - Buhari by Gokeli23(m): 7:30pm On May 14, 2016
oga BuBu have sense nd ask Jonathan predecessor winkoga BuBu have sense nd ask Jonathan predecessor

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Buhari Not Hot In Economic Affairs by Gokeli23(m): 7:12pm On May 14, 2016
Let him reap what he sow grin

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