crackhouse:
Why is he always cooking by himself? Abi he no trust anybody to cook for him again?

My thought too.

peekspot:


https://punchng.com/lasg-rescues-distressed-american-woman/

Thank you for the prompt response.


But wait ooo

What about all those distressed Lagosians and Nigeria loitering the city and sleeping under bridge?

Didn't they say, "charity begins at home"?

Ok eeeeh! You did it because na American, and you wan chase clout with it.

God no go shame us.

HonNL:


SOURCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc-BriedNsQ

If you want to eliminate your "brother", simply tag him a terrorist.

This individualistic generation we found ourselves is really pathetic!

Im still dey talk?

I hope they GENERATE BEFORE THEY DISTRIBUTE.


ONE THOUSAND AND ONE DISTRIBUTORS WITHOUT A SINGLE GENERATOR

NA WAAH FOR NIJA

I hope it is not what I am thinking?


Why carry out all the operation at a go, instead of one after the other?

Jatuski:


The presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP,), Atiku Abubakar has filed a fresh evidence of forgery from Chicago at the Supreme Court of Nigeria against the qualifications of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu in the February 25, 2023 presidential election.

Atiku, a former Vice President, asserted categorically and authoritatively that the Diploma Certificate of the Chicago State University (CSU) used by Tinubu to secure qualifications for participation in the 2023 election is fake having been allegedly forged.

In a motion on notice filed by his legal team headed by Chris Uche (SAN), Atiku asked the Supreme Court to invoke its Order 2 Rule 12 of 1985 to admit the fresh evidence of certificate forgery and perjury in support of his pending appeal before the Court to do substantial justice to his case.

Atiku in the motion marked SC/CV/935/2023 prayed the Apex Court to grant him leave to produce the additional evidence and for the Court to receive the fresh evidence from him.

Respondents in the motion are the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Bola Ahmed Tinubu, and the All Progressives Congress (APC) as 1st to 3rd respectfully.

The motion is predicated on several grounds but mainly on the release of Academic Records of Tinubu, evidence of the Registrar of the Chicago State University before a United States of America Court and the deposition of the same witness in respect of the Diploma Certificate President Tinubu presented to the Independent National Electoral Commission INEC for the purpose of eligibility for the election.

Other grounds in the motion are that "The 2nd Respondent ( Tinubu) was not qualified at the time of the election to contest the election as required by section 137 (1) (j) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended).

"Based on facts available to the Appellants/Applicants (Atiku) at the time of filing their Petition, the 1st Appellants/Applicant (Atiku Abubakar) through his United States of American lawyers, Alexander de Gramont and Argela M. Liu of the law firm of Dechert LLP, unsuccessfully applied to Chicago State University for the release of copies of the academic records of the 2nd Respondent.

"Given the strict privacy laws in the jurisdiction of Chicago State University, the request for the release of the academic records and certificate issued to the 2nd Respondent could not be granted without an order, of court and for the purpose of use in pending court proceedings.

The 1st Applicant through his said US-based Attomeys thereupon, brought an action in the U.S. District Court for the Northem District of Illinois in re: Application of Atiku Abubakar for an Order Directing Discovery from Chicago State University Case No. 23-CV-05099 for an order for the production of documents and testimony for use in a proceeding in a foreign court, seeking documents and testimony from Chicago State University concening the authenticity and origin of documents purporting to be the educational records of the 2nd Respondent, Bola A.Tinubu.

"The 2nd Respondent (Tinubu) applied and was joined in the matter as an Intervenor,
vehemently opposed the application.

"On September 19, 2023, the Court issued an order granting the application and thereafter, the 2nd Respondent applied for an emergency stay of the Court Order, claiming that he would suffer irreparable damage and irjury if his educational records were released: which order of stay was granted.

"On September 30, 2023, the Court overruled the 2nd Respondent's objections and ordered Chicago State University to produce tbe documents on October 2, 2023, and to produce a witness for deposition on October 3, 2023.

"On October 2, 2023. Chlcago State University produced the documents pursuant to the Court's Order.

"On October 3, 2023, also pursuant to the Court's Order, Chicago State University provided a witness to give deposition testimony, in which deposition, Chicago State University disclaimed ownership and authorship of the document that the 2nd Respondent presented to INEC, purporting to be "Chicago State University certificate" and also disclaimed issuing any replacement certificate to him.

"The deposition was not in existence or available at the time of filing the petition.

"The deposition sought to be adduced is, along with its accompanying documents, such as would have important effect in the resolution of this appeal.

"The deposition is relevant to this matter, having confirmed that the certificate presented by the 2nd Respondent to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) did not emanate from Chicago State University, and that whoever issued the certificate presented by the 2nd Respondent, did not have the authority of the Chicago State University, and that the 2nd Respondent never applied for any replacement certificate
nor was he issued any replacement certificate by the Chicago State University.

"The deposition which is on oath and deposed to in the presence of the 2nd Respondent's Attorney is credible and believable and ought to be believed.

"The deposition is clear and unambiguous, and no further evidence is needed to be adduced on it. The evidence is such that could not have been obtained without reasonable
diligence for use at the trial, as the deposition required the commencement of the suit in the United States of America before receiving same. It is not possible to obtain the said evidence before the trial at the Court below.

"The deposition was made on October 03, 2Q23 after the conclusion of trial at the Court below, and was not available to be tendered at the trial.

"Presentation of a forged Certificate to the lndependent National Electoral Commission by a candidate in an election to the office of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is a weighty constitutional matter,
requiring consideration by the Court as custodians of the Constitution.

"The original certified deposition has been forwarded to the Honourable Court by a letter addressed to the Chief Registrar of the Supreme Court

"It is in the interest of justice for the Honourable Court to exercise its discretion in favour of the Appellants/Applicants.

The motion was supported by an affidavit deposed to on behalf of Atiku and PDP by one Uyi Giwa-Osagie, a legal practitioner.

The affidavit read in part "That the 1st Appellant/Applicant contested the election to the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria on the platform of the 2nd Appellant/Applicant, which election was conducted by the 1st Respondent on the 25th day of February 2023.

"That the 1st Respondent retuned the 2nd Respondent as the winner of the said election, and hence the Appellants, being dissatisfied with tle retum, filed a Petition on the 21st day of March 2023 before the Court of Appeal sitting as the Presidential Election Petition Count.

"That the Court below had by a judgment delivered on 6th September 2023 dismissed the said Petition, whereupon the Appellants/Applicants appealed against the said judgment to this Honourable Court in
September 2023.

"That the Record of Appeal has been transmitted to this Honourable Court
and the appeal duly entered, and the said Record of Appeal is now before this Honourable Court, running into over 9,000 pages in 11 Volumes, upon which the Appellants/Applicants are relying in this application.

"That I know that one of the grounds of the Appellants/Applicants' Petition before the Court below is that the 2nd Respondent (Tinubu) was not qualified at the time of the election to contest the election and did not meet the constitutional threshold to contest

Meanwhile, no date has yet been fixed for hearing of the motion.

"The deposition which is on oath and deposed to in the presence of the 2nd Respondent's Attorney is credible and believable and ought to be believed.

This is the type of leadership we need, not those who keep on making yahoo promises.

Aquila99:


Lol. Clown. Tinubu U.S citizen as u said. Come need visa to enter country. Wia u don see dat one happen. Who chop u?

Get your fact straight.

Based on records, the Bola A. Tinubu that own the certificates with which your Tinubu got admitted into CSU, is a female black American.

The documents are in public spaces.

No dey reason subjectively

Thonyb:


https://.ng/2023/10/02/nlc-tuc-sign-15-point-agreement-with-fg-see-details/

The monies they are purportedly saving from the fuel subsidy removal will still finish inside the palliative. So why not leave the subsidy and save us from this economic crisis?

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

Let's allow the certificates to be released before apportioning blames.

A nice write up from chidoka

This picture attached to this ugly story does not match at all.

We can't be smiling when our people are being held hostage.

accordadoga30:
Hehehe

I don't know why the FG has refused to wipe out the entire region.

Na your region they supposed wipe out.

Wicked Soul

This selfish people must not compound our issues ooo!

We've had enough of the trouble.

Initial gra gra don backfire

Journey mercies to them

Wutinky:





That dude is mentally challenged .... heard about him many years ago on another forum

Sorry!
You don't know me.

This one wan use 3 stolen RAMS to celebrate RAMADAN.

Allah no go accept am naaa

Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology.

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

This one want to frustrate the contract via inherent tribalism.

A 3years contract

The contractor had already done 45% of the work in 12 months

The remaining 55% is for 24 months

And you're saying he is slow.

What a dumb man's logic?

Does this mugu know that campaign period is over?

Why tell us Tinubu WILL.......
When we are already in a mess.

Really?

Toothless and Compromised NLC

Omoawoke2:
Honestly some of us can’t wait for Wednesday to come, not because we are expecting anything other than Tribunal throwing the case inside trash but we are just curious in what Obidients next move will be

Something we have to give obidients is their genius in coming up with new slogans to chant.

They are so swift at it, before you blink, they have created a new slogan with billboards and printable shirts.

From Tinubu will not win primary, we have had Tinubu will not win election. They came up with stolen mandate, then moved to illegitimate president. The latest is all eyes on the judiciary.

What’s likely going to be the next struggle.

Obidients, please we need more entertainments

Na me and you dey suffer am.

Cheap ko, cheap ni.
When korope dey collect Alaba to Iganmu #100,

Train come dey collect #200.

No be juju be that?

Diezani Allison Madueke again?


Nawaaa for village people ooo!

No evidence!

Just still pictures.

You think I will believe your GOSSIP.

With 120 campaign team, he has won the election.


Nigerian political class and their madness!