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Fashion / 5 Amazingly Gracious Tees For Sundays by GoldPencil: 11:52am On Feb 18, 2018
As we move into the new week this Sunday, I figured I would kick things off with some exciting tees for the Christian brethren, using the concept of grace.

Grace is one of, if not the most important topics in the Bible. It is....

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Fashion / 5 Quick Gift Shirts For Valentine SZN by GoldPencil: 5:05am On Feb 12, 2018
Love is in the air this February andbValentine’s Day is less than four days away. Granted not everyone will be excited for it, but these special few probably

- have no bae and sleep with 14 cats (not a real problem for some)
- can’t find inexpensive gifts that don’t make their love look cheap

It’s a perfectly understandable sentiment. After all, ....
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Fashion / 5 Eyebrow-themed Merch That Wont Hurt Your Wallet …much by GoldPencil: 6:45pm On Feb 07, 2018
5 Eyebrow-themed Merch That Wont Hurt Your Wallet …Much

When it comes to facial beauty, eyebrows are easily one of the most noticeable things. I mean, let’s face it, I can’t be the only one guilty of spending a little too much time staring at other people’s brows. They frame the face, and can be likened to a car’s traffic headlamps.

Consequently, it has to be said that....
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TV/Movies / 5 Awesome Black Panther Shirts For The Month Of February by GoldPencil: 1:28pm On Feb 04, 2018
It’s the month of February, folks. Also known as leap year month, black history month and in recent times, the month where we get to see the first Black panther movie in cinemas.

Personally, I feel stoked for it, especially after watching the infinity war trailer. (I almost broke the rewind button whilst trying to hear that “Evacuate the citeh” line like 96 times).

Without a doubt, February 16 will be a fun day to be a part of Marvel (the production studio behind this, and a plethora of other comic book movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe). I say this primarily because the movie is being released in an era of heightened feelings of racial awareness and tension, and everyone knows you make the big bucks in your purse strings, when you tug at people’s heartstrings.

Aside from the usual comic ...
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Fashion / 5 Awesome Black Panther Shirts For The Month Of February by GoldPencil: 1:21pm On Feb 04, 2018
It’s the month of February, folks. Also known as leap year month, black history month and in recent times, the month where we get to see the first Black panther movie in cinemas.

Personally, I feel stoked for it, especially after watching the infinity war trailer. (I almost broke the rewind button whilst trying to hear that “Evacuate the citeh” line like 96 times).

Without a doubt, February 16 will be a fun day to be a part of Marvel (the production studio behind this, and a plethora of other comic book movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe). I say this primarily because the movie is being released in an era of heightened feelings of racial awareness and tension, and everyone knows you make the big bucks in your purse strings, when you tug at people’s heartstrings.

Aside from the usual comic ...
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Literature / How I Make Money Writing Online, And 2 Reasons Why You Dont by GoldPencil: 9:17am On Feb 01, 2018
I always knew I was good with words. Right from primary school, I’d either be the highest scorer in Dictation, or at least be among the top three. I never failed an English course at any level (lowest grade ever was a B minus), and once I’d hit my pubertal growth spurt, there was nothing I liked more than telling a girl, ‘I prefer chatting to texting’. However, I never even considered the idea of making a living with writing. Presently, I’m far from wealthy, but thanks to my online writing income, I get by way better than before, without a doubt.

As the story goes, I got my feet wet in the online writing world with a blogger account. Soon enough,...

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Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2017
Eazybay:


Please do I need a PayPal business account? Do I have to hide my IP? Cos I have payoneer
lol.

You have to write a good book. One that people want. Well formatted. With a nice cover. And market it. And you'll sell �
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 4:31am On Aug 20, 2017
Lmaoooo for those still in doubt, I'm here to give testimony that this shit works. Amen? amen � just do the hard work in the beginning, but do it well, don't rush because you want to make bar chap chap. Be patient, your time will come. ��

#BadCreativ3 #publishing

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Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 4:29am On Aug 20, 2017
Lmaoooo for those still in doubt, I'm here to give testimony that this shit works. Amen? amen � just do the hard work in the beginning, but do it well, don't rush because you want to make bar chap chap. Be patient, your time will come. ��

#BadCreativ3 #publishing
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2017
emmalexdboy:
I hate to be that guy but I have to say this:


Get a good book cover that will help boost your sales.

Your cover looks terrible if you ask me.

Fiverr is a good place to start with.

I know
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 6:08am On Jun 13, 2017
Ewenla202:
Please MK82, Bro1234, Ancient times, Obamartins and others in the house recommend a tested graphic designer for me; I have some ecovers for both amazon and createspace to do. I am not too comfortable with paying Indians where Nigerians available. Thanks
I'm on nairalands list of of graphic designers. Check the dynamic ad contest
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 6:02am On Jun 13, 2017
For the medical students in the house https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B072FVZ5Y7
Literature / SATYR : Call Of The Cloven by GoldPencil: 7:33am On Mar 30, 2017
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 7:16am On Mar 26, 2017
At #BadCreative , we can give you high quality and high converting Kindle book covers. E.g > https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1544801114/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1490442694&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=leadism
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 6:56am On Mar 03, 2017
go and download. its free at the moment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XCQN5WG
Literature / Re: Differences Between A Short Story, Novelette, Novella, & A Novel by GoldPencil: 5:49am On Feb 18, 2017
Go read the book Juuro: The Night Key https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
Literature / New Story, Juuro: The Night Key By Sirra Arris by GoldPencil: 8:23am On Feb 12, 2017
Copyright © 2017 by Sirra Arris
Cover artwork copyright ©2017 by Bad Creative Books
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Ordering Information:Quantity sales. Special discounts are available on quantity purchases by corporations, associations, and others. For details, contact the publisher at the address above.Orders by U.S. trade bookstores and wholesalers.

PROLOGUE

The four o'clock bus was filling up quickly, thanks to the annual influx of academy students around this time. With July being the start of the school year, the new admissions were required to resume a week earlier, with the exclusion of prefects.
Students filed into the bus with backpacks and cellphones in hand, occassionally lifting their heads to search for preferred seating positions. The air blasting in from the windows felt different on the skin. It was dry and cool; a stark contrast to the usual, blistering heat of Dokano.
The lungs in Juuro Kabashi's chest came together in warm embrace, as he took in the green scenery from his window seat. He preferred seats towards the middle, so if anything happened upfront or at the back, he'd have a higher chance of surviving.
In spite of his pessimistic tendencies, there was plenty for him to smile about. He had gained admission into the prestigious Dokano Academy, after passing the entrance exams for that year, and today was resumption day.
Of the available six hundred points, He'd scored five hundred and sixteen, and was second only to another score of five hundred and nineteen. Also, his eighteenth birthday was a little over five months ago, and he was still basking in the euphoria of being legally allowed to drink beer.
Up ahead, the ticket inspector called back the last of the new entrants, a lanky lad with sandy brown hair, and the bulgiest eyes Juuro had ever seen. He informed the passenger that he had maxed out his bus pass credit, and would have to pay anew for this particular ride. An argument soon broke out between the two, with the lad dissing the inspector, and promising to employ him for less than the price of the bus pass.
This angered the chubby inspector, who'd never quite developed the thick skin required for this job, in all his years of service. As a result, he went red in the cheeks, and began taking steps to evict the owing passenger.
Before he could get to him however, the kid pulled out a wad of notes, which acted as a wall between himself and the inspector. This made the bus erupt in laughter, a laughter that continued well after the engine had started, and finally died down when the bus began to move.
Juuro wondered if this shared sense of camaraderie was the general mood at his intended destination. Everyone in the bus seemed so happy and at ease with each other, except for his seatmate, who had plugged in earphones, and gone to sleep as soon as he boarded.
Returning his gaze to the window, he observed the beautiful coast lines, and fine grained, beach sands on the way. It was a port city, in a country of the same name. Its sparse population could be chalked down to the fact that it had exited a severe recession in the last decade; a period rife with guerilla assasinations, political upheavals and counter upheavals. However, it was also on the verge of an economic renaissance, and had repositioned itself as a destination for business, and a growing educational sector.
Its most famous landmark; The Dokano academy, prided itself on being the foremost centre of learning in the sub-Saharan region. With high, albeit strict standards applicable to its learning and living environments, he hoped nothing would get in the way of him having fun.
The bus jerked a bit as it drove past the Eastman properties billboard, veering off the clean, tarred road and onto a bumpy, sandy one. The road was flanked on either side by a combination of dust-covered thorny shrubbery, and towering oak trees that cushioned the rays from the high noon sun. As it trudged down the dusty terrain, the bus began to make a grating, screeching sound before grinding slowly to a halt.
Thin wisps of smoke escaped from beneath the engine's hood, as both driver and inspector jumped down to diagnose the source of the halt. Juuro looked down at his smart watch, hoping this wouldnt be more than a slight delay, as today was the last day for registrations. The bus was still about an hour away from the campus, so he decided against getting too anxious.
The ticket inspector climbed into the driver's seat, awaiting orders to either switch off the engine or keep it running. By now, most of the students had exited the bus to stretch their legs, and see what the problem was. They had resumed their discussions from within the bus, while a handful formed a semi-circle behind the driver, discussing engine specifications and possible remedies to the current problem.
‘Turn it on!' yelled the driver.
The inspector, doing as he was told, turned the key clockwise in the ignition. However, the engine only belched out a thicker puff of smoke.
‘Turn it off! Turn it off!' the driver yelled again.
The ticket inspector again did as he was told and switched off the ignition, prompting a loud, metallic rattle from the engine, and a slight jerk, before going completely cold. He then went on a rant about poor maintenance culture, as Juuro watched in amusement, still seated inside the bus, next to his sleeping seatmate.
‘How long since you last serviced this bus?' The inspector wailed.
‘This is exactly the sort of thing i hate. You guys divert funds required for maintenance and... .'
‘Shut the Bleep up!' said the red eyed, ginger bearded driver.
‘It's just an issue with the bearing, I'll fix it and we'll be outta here in the next hour or two.' He said, to the disappointed groans of the students behind him.
‘Next hour or two?' asked the short, bald student closest to the engine's hood.
‘We have to finish our registration within the next hour' he said, looking at his watch.
‘The radiator is hot, needs sufficient time to cool down, so the top gasket doesn't get blown' said the bulgy eyed kid from earlier.
‘Yeah, yeah whatever, Give me a thirteen spanner there' the driver said to the inspector in a muffled voice.
‘It's a fifteen you'd need, and it's a two man job' said the bulgy eyed kid.
‘The hell do you know about spanners boy?' said the driver.
‘My father owns an auto repair and customs shop, that's enough certification' said bulgy eyes, as he took off his maroon school jacket, and got under the bus with the driver.
‘I don't see any thirteen spanner here' said the inspector.
He shook his head, while opening the pigeon hole to search for the spanners.
The earlier jerk seemed to have woken up Juuro's seat mate, as he began fidgeting in his seat.
‘Hey brah' he mumbled in a raspy, almost musical accent.
‘How's it going? I'm Kukana, but most people call me Cooks' he said, squeezing Juuros hand in a steel gripped handshake.
"I'm good man, I'm Juuro, nothing fancy"
He wasn't sure if the red coloration in Cooks's eyes were as a result of sleep, or whatever it was his jacket reeked off, but the bloodshot hue looked too unnatural to be sleep-induced.
‘What's happening brah?' asked Cooks,
‘Car stopped for some unknown reason, we might be here a while'.
‘Fresher?' Cooks asked.
‘Yeah, you?'
‘Sure mate... Listen, you and me…We're going to change the world.' said Cooks, with a bright smile and dimly lit eyes.
Juuro laughed at the grandiose claim, while staring straight at the chubby blonde's wide, dumbo-like ears.
‘What a weirdo', he thought to himself.
‘I'm from Ballaran, Ilbury, but grew up switching between Northern Pozonin and Tremojka.' said Cooks.
‘That's cool,' Juuro replied.
‘I'm from Riva's Cross, Nijora. Grew up in East end of Obenda though. Only just moved to Dokano about four years ago' said Juuro.
There was a brief silence as the car seemed to have been kickstarted.
‘Major?' Juuro asked.
‘I'm in education'
‘Why that? It's not very lucrative, is it? ' Juuro inquired.
‘Love working with kids' Cooks replied with a satisfied tone.
‘I'm in Marketing Management' chimed Juuro.
‘Oh that's great, nice one mate' said Cooks, as they shook hands again, before returning to their travel induced naps.
The bus gave a mechanical roar, and revved into action, to the applause of the students outside. They all boarded the bus, and everywhere was noisy and happy again. Soon enough, the bus left the dust path and was fast approaching the Tor Damisa Bridge, with the green scenery giving way to a massive expanse of blue, on either side of the bridge.
High waves made heavy, barrel roll movements in the body of water below, while the wind played macabre music against the bus's windows. Juuro opened his eyes briefly, likening the riverine location to the maximum security prisons he had seen on television.
As he closed his eyes to sleep once more, he was startled by the wild swerving movement of the bus, amidst high-pitched screams. It had somehow veered off the straight path, and hurtled on towards the railings of the bridge, before smashing right through it.
In a flash, the bus was airborne. A feeling of mass panic permeated the entire bus, especially among those who couldn't swim. The bus was at least thirty feet from the water's surface level, and must have made at least two flips in the air, before slamming into the water.
As the bus sank, its insides rapidly filled with water from the open windows. This wasn't a problem for Cooks who was a first class swimmer, and was already half way out, via of one of the windows. Juuro was one of the unfortunate few who couldn't swim, but he knew he would have to learn on the spot, if he was going to have a fighting chance at survival.
He followed Cooks, but found it hard to keep afloat. Water had begun to seep into his lungs, leaving him with a choking sensation in his throat. His eyes welled up with saline tears, as bubbles escaped his mouth in an attempt to scream. By this time, those who could swim, were making their way to the top for air. The rest, continued their descent into the darkened depths of a soon-to-be-certain watery grave.
He tried to claw back some air, as the water filled his lungs, but it was to no avail. Time seemed to slow down, as he felt the river's icy caress on his face. He had always imagined what things would be like in his last moments.
In his head, the imagery of his deathday had always been one of him on a plane, with the knowledge that it was destined to crash in a matter of seconds. He'd always asked himself what he would do in such a situation. Would he attempt to contact his loved ones? Would he swallow his pride and cry out to a divine power he never believed in? Would he try to remain calm in his personal belief that nothing existed after this life? He didn't have time to choose, as he could still feel his body fighting against the pull of the river's magnetic darkness.
The light at the river's roof grew dimmer, and he felt a painful throbbing in his ears, as he slipped into a blurry state of unconsciousness, right before the bus hit the water floor.
When he came to, he was lying on the middle of the bridge next to Cooks, who seemed shaken by the entire incident. He sat up straight; a shivering, red eyed mess, holding onto a drenched set of headphones. ‘Were it not for the graveness of the situation, it would have been an almost funny sight to behold.' Juuro thought to himself.
‘Ay, WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED MATE!' Cooks screamed.
Juuro was none the wiser, he had just woken up and hated being screamed at.
‘You tell me, I just got here' ‘All i can remember is the bus sinking beneath me, and then I blacked out' Juuro blurted.
'Mate, All i can remember is being unable to get to the top. It's like there was some sort of water ceiling …no, a water prison of some sort, and none of us could get through.
I'm running out of air right? And then I look down and see you struggling to come up, so i go down to help. But then you were covered in some weird kind of blue light, and then i passed out"
Cooks stopped for a bit, furrowing his brows in full concentration.
‘Wake up and there absolutely no sign of the others or the bloody bus mate' he said, while still shaking.
There was another pause, and the boys stared at each other in tensed silence, until they were interrupted by the rippling waves of the water beneath them. It was as though a massive cooker had just been turned on, and the entire body of water had reached its boiling point in that instant.
The sky had darkened in a matter of seconds, and the once fluffy white clouds had given way to jagged patches of grey. To the left of the bridge, a water tornado reminiscent of Juuro's childhood bath memories, had begun to form. The memory was of one in which he would stick his hand in a bucket of water, and... THE END. TO READ MORE, PLEASE GO HERE https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
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Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 5:01am On Feb 10, 2017
didymario7:


Hello using a well know exchanger on nairaland is very very safe. However for exchangers that are not so well know u can opt for escrow.

How Escrow Works

You contact the exchanger that you have xyz payoneer for sell and U both agree on a rate. Usually you send the payoneer first then after he receives it, he credits your bank account.

But since you want to use escrow, you tell the exchanger that you know x person very well and he is popular on NL and you would like him to stand as escrow for the transaction.

If x person is popular on NL it is likely that the exchanger will know him and he (the exchanger may agree to the deal).

At this point, the exchanger sends the value of the payoneer funds in Naira to the escrow, the escrow confirms he got the money, you send the payoneer to the exchanger, the exchanger confirms that he got the payoneer then the escrow will now send you the money.

The deal is done. Feel free to ask questions.

PS.

I buy payoneer as high as N440 per $. See my contact on my signature.

Regards

Oh. I see. Thanks for the info guy.
Properties / Re: Bitter Experience Of A Landlord Whose Tenants Refused To Pay 3 Yrs Rent Or Quit by GoldPencil: 4:38am On Feb 09, 2017
You people are funny. Allowing tenants to have all this power when it's your sweat u used to build the House. It's because there's no fear of instant eviction like when your credit for phone finish, that's why they do una like this.

First of all ensure that there's a written agreement.

Second ensure that the agreement is monthly or weekly. Not yearly and finally, put access control system doors.

Just program the rent period into the doors card then carry the machine go hide for Ghana till it's time to collect new rent. All these abusers of privilege go stay away from your property. cheesy
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 3:59am On Feb 09, 2017
Please can you give us the format for using exchangers, is it safe? ,The person no go run with ya money? Is there no charge for transferring to exchangers? How is the transfer done with the payoneer funds. This kind of info will really help.
Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 5:54am On Feb 08, 2017
Make una explain more about this exchanger thing Na? What is it and what are the best ones to use?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Club For Book Lovers by GoldPencil: 5:45am On Feb 03, 2017
Upcoming thriller. Follow #BadCreativ3 on twitter for updates

Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Club For Book Lovers by GoldPencil: 5:38am On Feb 03, 2017
You guys want to read this free? https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
Click the blue button

Literature / Re: Why Do We Have Lazy Writers That Post Uninteresting Stories On This Section? by GoldPencil: 6:51pm On Jan 28, 2017
I believe this will solve your problem OP https://www.nairaland.com/3598234/how-win-free-book-enter
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by GoldPencil: 5:41pm On Jan 28, 2017
Literature / How To Win A FREE Book And Enter The Raffle For A Kindle Fire Or 10k by GoldPencil: 5:39pm On Jan 28, 2017
Go here and click the blue nominate button.

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You get a free copy of the book when it drops, and stand a chance of winning 10k or a Kindle Fire

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Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by GoldPencil: 7:52am On Jan 25, 2017
You can read an excerpt from my book here.
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A FREE COPY

Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by GoldPencil: 7:50am On Jan 25, 2017
You can read an excerpt from my book here.
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A FREE COPY

Literature / Re: Join The Mailing List For The Book Juuro: The Night Key by GoldPencil: 7:49am On Jan 25, 2017
You can read an excerpt from my book here.
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A FREE COPY
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by GoldPencil: 7:48am On Jan 25, 2017
You can read an excerpt from my book here.
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A FREE COPY

Business / Re: *MODIFIED* Making Money With Publishing on Amazon Kindle, CreateSpace, etc by GoldPencil: 7:47am On Jan 25, 2017
You can read an excerpt from my book here.
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1DC8OMK80D9IW
PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLICK THE NOMINATE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A FREE COPY

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