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O ti lo.
I heard a sister cursing Dokpesi that God ll collect her money from him on his way to heaven.
That she bought shares them but got nothing back in returns.
I recalled there was a time when buying stock or shares was in vogue.
Now Dokpesi has trabayed, seems money too don varnish!

Astra101:
I don't want you to get emotional, I just gave you reasons why no matter what I can't stereotype women as you accused me of.

Ok.

Dybala11:
Oloshi you can feed no one, you literally engages in runs to afford a daily meal. Get a job, then you won't be entitled to other people's property/wealth again.

Talk to the hands, brush your teeth before responding me.

MechanicMike:
Ok then if u r not rude & u love black people then u must prooooooof it to me by showing me Yor boooobsi..juss one boooobsi..shoe only me, juss me & please hurry?

Ok sir. But before that, send me your own prick here. That's to show your loyalty & to tell you that you are mad but no one is telling you.

Samantha124:
Tafa tafa kumyen? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ismt she your kin, tell her to stop jor!
Isn't that Zodwa Wobantu?
That Southy lady that dance & do palaba-laba, open body anyhow!

Daniel7543:
u must be stupid for this statement. Why are you ladies so parasitic in nature? U be orphan? I swear I wish I fit cross path with you, Siofra, candidlady and goodlady.

Never in your life mention me, imp!

mirinder:
will you like to swallow sperm

Orisirisi!
Receive sense before weekend!
You ll need it more than your uncircumcised dïck!

MechanicMike:
Why are u so rudes?

I m the most humble human you can imagine.
I only reply rude boys in language they understand.

MechanicMike:
Anyways bro, ignore Goodlady, she a togolian from Togo & very rudes. Brother all men suck puccccccci coz no man is a real man until he suck puccccccci....so please, brother, keep suckin puccccccci coz u a Alfa male!!!((THANK ME LATER))

You sef be Burkina Faso pikin. Mujaidu boy!

Astra101:
I write this with tears in my eyes and pains in my heart . Mine mother gave birth to 4 of us(2 boys and 2 girls), I lost my immediate sister (born after me) way back 2009. I lost my second sister (our last born) last year in the course of childbearing. I treated my female siblings with absolute respect, same way I treated every other females. I can never stereotype women cos I wasn't raised in a toxic home. I was blessed with two wonderful sisters growing up though devil took them away from me. But the memories of their wonderful characters gave me a very good impression about women. It's unfortunate we're on a faceless forums where our true values and identity is unknown.

Hm. Shey you want me to get emotional now ni, abi iru kileleyi?
If what you are saying is true, I sympathize with you.
It's well with you.

advanceDNA:
E no dey Tay before E dey pain u.....

Truth dey hard for u....

May u get ur mumu husband that will do as u command all the time

Amen. It's the recipe for his long life.

G00DHardDick:
Sweetplum abi wetin Dem dey call you, come let today be the first and last time you'll ever quote me on nairaland again.

You v licked crystal 🔮 meth!
Dey play?

advanceDNA:
Women...always enemy of other women..

I don't know why some of u women automatically feel u have greater right to a man's more than the woman that has been there for him since day one just because of vaginá....
There is always a period of paying ur dues ...the mother has paid hers.... Ur vagina doesn't give u a short cut....u will pay ur dues before a man cann place u above his mom or on an equal pedestal

Why not go n drag it with your wife if you are married!
Ma romi lejo oshi!

PeterObi4Presid:
It's always men begging their wives for sex . Why is this so? Can't men respect themselves?
It angers me and makes me feel like how is it that women are more sexually disciplined than us, that we can't call their bluff and teach them we have better self control...
It's a disgrace for a man begging his wife for sex all the time. When we know women are more sexually depraved than men. But they pretend and hide their promiscuity in marriage and make men look like sexual demon.
I will rather become a monk than beg a woman I married with my headearned money for sex.. Just doesn't make sense. It's better I become a monk.
I think it's high time men make women beg them for sex,, it's high time we exercise high sexual discipline, cos this level of disrespect men subject themselves to is uncalled for in the name of sex.

dream. It ll never happen. The head ll not be the tail.

Sirchiboy:
It was an error.
I was supposed to be born in Germany.

No p. Carry your polythene bag n go to Germany. Enter okada.

felong:
If your husband buys a house and put his mother as the next of kin, what will you do as a wife?
Mynd44 nlfpmod front page.

He ll Sha buy mine cos my son too ll buy for me and no wife dare do any tussle. I won't come btw a man & his mom.
But if he's taking care of his mother more than me, that's the day he ll realise he need to start fûcking his mom. Cos if his father is alive and sound, that's his job.
Even if the mother in law's husband is dead, there should be a MoU btw how to care for ones mom and how to care for wife by men.
Any man defaulting here I'd responsible for any aftermath!

I m here to laugh. I come in peace

Astra101:
I pray earnestly in my heart that God or whatever you believe in reveal who is behind this moniker to you. Hey young lady, I'm not the regular male you attack here recklessly. Know your limits!

I quote you cos you are stereotyping women.
By the way, I ll like to know you sir?
Hope you are a good man?

1Sharon:
Could have done kegel exercises

I wonder o. She's publicising herself with no Shame just talking tafa-tafa kumyen it must be tight.

Antimandatethie:
When are we going to have our own sexx romps sugar

Ask your mom

Samantha124:
Nna bathong ke kgopela le seke la ntsenya mo ditabeng tsa lena.

Ke bona mosadi mo, e sego basadi..

I've ran out of English data bundles.

Subtitles it now or I won't give you kilishi!

G00DHardDick:
Nigerian men are valued all over the world. They're hot spec and in high demands. Every foreign woman wishes to have a Nigerian man in his life.

I have never heard of any country talking good about Nigeria women other than they're oloshos, hook-up girls and runz girls.

Must you come here to embarrass your generation?
Cos one of you is good doesn't mean all are same.
Like you that's a specimen for bad product, I mean efulefu Nigerian men!

Very untrue!

Astra101:
If you have an extremely rich/wealthy uncle who's always giving you a funny look, and one day promise you a trip to Dubai for the do guess you'll have a rethink 😏😜

You think all is cheap like you or your female acquitances.
You Lyric269 you no well, all other boys here saying jargons no well. All of you are telling us the trash in your hearts.

Truthsoldier:
Please nairalanders is there any food,pills or things that can make one gain weight in a space of one to three months?

Be eating sugary stuff, eat cheese and chicken to.
You ll not only gain weight of easier death ticket!

Get lost

Ibkrichie:
You have great sense of humor, if I may ask, how old are you?

I m in my 20s sir

MrBrownJay1:
you must have me confused with some other NLers...



the problem here is not the donkeys, the real problem are women who are seeking for "creme de la creme" type of men but due to desperation settle for yeye men who aint remotely their spec.... aka sistas who were seeking for a caring/faithful/trustworthy tall, sexy, fit, rich man to marry but ended up (out of esperation) marrying an abusive/disrespectful/unfaithful short pot bellied ugly broke brotha.

You v a solid point.
However, I didn't mistake you for any other Nairalander.
You are just lucky I quoted you.

successmatters:
I heard he came late to work, arrived by 2.13 pm, after a drug overdose.

Keep saying that till 2031.

It's based on circumstances and their level of understanding.
Slomgbojo of life has hit some so bad that they settle for anything. Some are victims of waiting for a long time which has activated the desperation each time they remember age.
I reject bad marriage, amen.

MrBrownJay1:
a DESPERATE person thinking about their body clock AND wanting to have a legitimate child (aka while being married) wont use their brain, thus why many women rush for marriage at a certain age, with any donkey whatsoever.

The donkey you mentioned are males. Very hilarious the way you described yourself and others with 3 legs. And it's men that marry late the most, not to make fun of you guys cos I won't lie, life no easy.

bal4real:
why are u guys always bothered whenever Obi is in the news? Whenever the news have it that Obi is in the court, u guys will be pannicking. If u guys know that ur master won the election legitimately, why having HBP whenever Obi is in the court. Clear conscience fears no accusation.

Lol..see Mr panic calling out a brave heart.
No one gives a fûck about Obi!