₦airaland Forum

There's a hedge fund in Nigeria. A friend has started one and people are already investing.
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The lowest capital they accept is N5million.
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.They take only 2% of invested money as working capital and only 30% of profits.
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. For more details, you can call him on
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. Zero eight one zero one five one two seven five eight

I am a real estate investor that have somehow run out of money to invest because my investment in other deals have taken all my money.
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. I am looking for properties that have been problematic to the owners in different sort of ways.
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. Or the owners have external financial problems and they want to get rid of the property quickly without needing the cash now. I am an emergency buyer, but depending on the property, I may or may not pay now, but I will definitely pay back within 5 years or less.
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. Agents commission will be fully paid the year I buy the property.
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1. The price must be at a discount
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. 2. The payment period is 5 years or less
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. 3. The condition and location of the property must be perfect
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. 4. The owner's problem must not surpass the cost of the property
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. 5. All documents must be present
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I also buy and sell luxury cars, so I can buy them this same way.
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. This repayment plan is win-win. It helps me to keep on investing and helps the seller get rid of payments that accrue in maintaining the property they don't want.
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. I live in Port harcourt, but I can invest anywhere in Nigeria.
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. Phone number (in words)
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. Zero eight one zero one five one two seven five eight
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. If you have any comments or counter-suggestions, I am open ears(but may not accept counter-suggestions) Don't read without commenting, I love listening to the opinion of others.
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Keep calling. Offer is still open. I demand your thoughts on my new hedge funds

Keep calling. Offer is still open. I demand your thoughts on my new hedge fund

Keep calling. Offer is still open.

The slump in oil prices have offered investment opportunities in a wide array of asset classes I have looked into.
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. I think, from analysis, most of these spotted deals are great bargains. The average should be a 60% discount from actual value.
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. I am in search of partners capable and interested in investing in my hedge fund. There is no limit to the amount of capital my firm demands, that's why I want to raise multi-billion naira in capital to seize investment opportunities in the Nigerian market.

Details are reserved only for accredited investors with at least N5million in investment capital.
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. I have already secured the financial commitments of a modest number of investors.
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. Profit structure is 3:30, meaning my firm would take 3% of invested capital for its operations and 30% of profits.
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. My projections for profits is 40% annual ROI or more.
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. Transparency is my watchword. Investors will control, or have a 100% knowledge of how their money is invested.
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. This is not for everyone, if you are not confident or comfortable enough to invest in my firm, this deal is not for you. There are better opportunities.
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Scam artists beware, this is not a place where you crush opportunities!!!
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. My contacts :
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. goodlifeumoren2020@gmail.com
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. Phone number (in words) : zero eight one zero one five one two seven five eight
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I'll be brief, no story, no jokes. No bla bla bla. I won't explain here, if you need more, we can chat later.
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. 1. There's an oil slump, money is dry in Nigeria. Most rich people are broke. So, what can I do? I buy properties. I have visited the bank. There said I need a N100m collateral to get a N40m loan... pooffffff.
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. 2. I will teach people how to invest their money. I will make sure it's guaranteed income on their investments. If someone invests N100m,and I show him how he can get a 40% guaranteed return on that, I can charge him N1million for making him N40m. If I charge 10 people of the same deep pocket, that's N10m!
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.[ I am starting a hedge fund(with a seasonal hedge fund investor, a top-notch banker) where people would invest from N5m up. Not everyone is welcome, even though we need money to invest. More on this later.]
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.3...... Or I can charge them based on percentage of profit. Say I part with 30% of profit ,that's around N13m per investor.
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. 4. OK, I can start raising money for rich investors, companies or organisation and charge percentage of profits.

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. 5. I can go to Abuja to lobby. Lobbyists are paid in millions in Abuja.
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. 6. Get involved in several oil/gas training programs. Oil companies are still hiring, albeit slowly and behind-the - scene.
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I would get myself trained in a field with much demand coupled with few competition. Like corrosion engineering, and maybe, gas engineering, etc.
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. Most oil companies still pay their top staff up to N5m to N10m per month.
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. 7. I would learn how to do these. Make the doe and teach others. The money would start rolling in. If you do a N25k seminar on 100 people that wants to learn more about my N10million plan, I would make N10million if I do one seminar per week.
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. 8. I would joint venture with different investors to buy assets at bargain prices. There are many bargains in the market now. If you can invest in the opportunities I spot, you are welcome!
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. 9. I would focus on consulting big firms, like Fortune 500 firms.
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. 10. I would run a job consulting firm that charges people, for example, N50k the first month when I find people a N50k job.
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200 people per month would fetch me N10m per month
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. 11. OK marketing. I would create a marketing firm that sells great medicinal products, like GNLD , Tianshi, etc, and sell great 1k products for 5k to 10k + each, this is big money!!
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. Do not buy an expensive GNLD, Trevor, or Tianshi products to resell. Your goal is to buy great products cheap and resell at the normal "COMPANY" price. If the product solves painful problems and have great packaging, people would buy.
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12. I would sell books (OK, not books, but information in books because most Nigerians don't like reading, except Lagosians . What I do is make a one-page information that would add value to people's life, I make sure it's very brief so much so that I can add value in 2 minutes, then I sell it.
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. If you want to be rich, you have to learn how to add value quickly.
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. Most of you may think this is a small money thing. But, I have sold many one-page information for N2,000 to N25,000.
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.It's not about the quantity of the contents, it's about quality.
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For example, I charge people N50,000 to show them how to make 30% to 70% return on their capital consistently. Most people would think this is a no-brainer because they think I am talking about N50k to N200k investors. No, I'm talking about the N1m plus types. It's easy to make 200% return on 100k than to make 10% on N100m, don't argue. I used to argue before when I wasn't experienced. I suggest you go and ask investors and brokers.
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. You want to know more about my info biz?
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. I charge people 50k to help them raise capital if they have collateral.
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. 20k for investment advice.
. 10k for marketing advisory. 99% of the reasons most people are poor is due to the lack of marketing ideas. I know it happens here in Nairaland.
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The are several others. I won't outlay them here.
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. I am not really into most of these businesses I listed above.(I may just dabble into doing them when a client appears). I focus 95% of my efforts in my hedge funds/investment business.
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. These are a few ways you can make N10million per month, I have 23 more to add, but I will do it later this week.
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Ahem, another information shows that Buhari is incapable of leading this country to a corrupt-free nation, the way he promised.
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He said he is worth N12m.
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But his wife bought a N10m luxury watch.
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. Read the news

For those that have something to sell,things like Properties, cars, gold, silver, etc you can reach me through my email, goodlifeumoren2020@gmail.com
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I may not be able to buy most of what is available for sale, I have created a Whatsapp group(Deal 5 group) that helps people buy and sell the above-mentioned things in a 5-years transaction plan.

I buy my properties by making the seller act like the bank.
. Mortgage banks would ask you to take their property for 50-years and pay back at the end of the tenure. Most Nigerians(especially agents) don't sell their properties faster because want the money NOW!! In reality, it shouldn't be so, especially if there are several problems the property owner is facing. Most agents don't care about the expenditures(and other property-related problems) the owner is facing because they want a quick commission.
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I understand.
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That's why, sometimes, I pay the agents first. I would not recommend people to buy properties or any investment this way because it's very risky. I repeat, buying to pay back in 5 years is the riskiest move I have ever made in my life, but it's a sure way to :
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. 1.Avoid the bank
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2. Free up the seller with his problems with a guarantee to pay back in full 5 years later.
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. 3. Generate easy sales for agents. Most properties remain in the market for 10 years or more. A 5-years guarantee at a good price is better than a 10-year disaster because you will eventually be desperate to sell the property at a discount. Maybe 50% discount or more.
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. 4. Again, the guarantee to pay in 5 years
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. 5. The more a property remain in the market, but faster it gets old. In 10 years, the building becomes old-school.
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. 6. Make it easier for me to buy
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. I also buy almost all my investments this way,(including my cars,trailers, commodities, etc), and I can confess here that I hardly sleep at night, but it surely keeps me away from the bank and helps me and the seller(or agents) make a deal. We both win. If it's not a win-win deal, I don't do it!!
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. Readers what do you think?

Learning how to invest has practically changed my life. I have been involved in this process for more than 17 years. I have managed other people's money for years. I have made and lost money, until one day I learned the greatest lessons in investing. This is not a Warren Buffet bla bla bla, that was his methods. The Warren Buffett Methodology. It's the best of all investment methodologies, but I think my own is the better than Warren Buffett's, you don't have to believe me because I am not well known yet.
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. I will be very brief here. I will give you the tips, then maybe I may explain later through any platform. The Whatsapp platform, face2face platform, or Facebook......or any platform you suggest. I don't have self interest. I am not charging you anything.
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This is free info.

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.... ... I have 38 Methodologies, there are beyond the space of this post, so I will show you a few(without details)
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. This methods have made me around 45% in annual return consistently.
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1. The Stakes Strategy: Don't buy stocks often, buy stakes.
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. When you buy stakes, you are investing in the engine of capitalism, when you buy stocks you are speculating.
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2. The Fool's Strategy: 95% of people with money are fools(including me), we deposit money in the bank. Valuables, not money, is supposed to be frequently deposited in the bank.
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For example, instead of putting N500,000 in the bank, why not buy a gold worth that amount and store it in the bank? Banks make money because almost all of us are fools with our money.
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. 3.The Bank's Strategy : If you want to make a guaranteed return on investment, you have to think like the bank. For example, the bank makes you BELIEVE that it's normal to get your money for only 5% interest on your Fixed Deposits Investments with them and they turn around and charge you 20%. They want to make 15% out of nothing because they are The Bank.
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If you want to be rich, you have to start making offers like the bank.
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Make several zero down payment offers on properties.
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. Make a N1million offer for a N10m property
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. Offer to buy any investments for 20%+ discount if the owner of the security needs quick cash
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Offer to buy a property, stock certificates, commodity(gold, silver, oil, etc), plus other investments with no money, to pay back in 5 years. People might slap you for this. Be ready to dodge or even run. I have been kicked on the butt twice. I have had my car seized. I have been abused severally, but a few people keep accepting these offers. It works for me. You don't have to follow my footsteps. This is what I do and keep doing. People react negatively to these offers, not because it's a bad offer, but because they are not used to it.
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. For example, I guarantee to buy properties, stocks, cars, etc to pay back in 5 years or more.
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It is an unusual, but good, offer because :
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. **. Research show that around 40% of listed properties, cars, etc don't get sold for 5 years. 25% remain in the market for 10 years or more without sale. So, why not sell to someone that guarantees to pay back in 5 years?
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. Why don't most asset owners bet on a 0% failure? Why don't they accept guarantees?
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. It's because they're not used to these offers. I make them.
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** Cars tend to depreciate with time, buying at 0% down to pay in 5 years means you are doing the seller a big favour. But, you are also doing yourself a favor, so everyone wins.
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Ask people to invest money in investments you see as opportunities.
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Make several crazy offers, I can't list all here, but there's always a chance (however slim) to make a deal. If there's just a 1% chance that your crazy offer would work, make 1,000 crazy offers.
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.Now,you have 10 people willing to accept your crazy offers. You get it?
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4. Auction Strategy : You should not have any business with an investment that is not listed at auction price no matter how exciting it looks. Period!!
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5.Long Term Strategy : Investment is all about buying time. Most people don't know this. You time your timing, then you strike. More to say on this.
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6. The Contrarian Strategy : Look where everyone else is not looking. For example, if everyone (or your seller/buyer) is concerned about the price of something, look at the value in income, look at rights, look at the trend, etc More to say on this.
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. These are a fraction of what I have to offer.
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. You can reach me through Whatsapp (my number is on my Facebook page), Facebook, or email
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.I made this post to help, so you can also post comments, make enquiries or ask questions here, I will reach out to you.

Bluebank is both for people that have collateral but can't obtain loan from the bank and for those that are willing to invest in such loan products. For example, if Mr. A goes to the bank to get a N1million loan with a collateral of N2million that is not financially viable (not making money), the bank will not listen to you. Your collateral must be able to service the interest rate that accrue from the loan.
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. 90% of borrowers have this problem, that's why I started Bluebank to help solve this problem. Bluebank is also a good platform for investors to come in to invest in loans banks avoid. This is where the money is made, everybody wins.
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. Good day friends, how is your day. I hope your day is fine.
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. I have created a firm, Blue Bank.
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Bluebank is a loan matching service company
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. If you have collateral, and you want to borrow money, we will connect you to someone with money to loan you.
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. If you're tired of meagre returns from your investments, we match you to someone with collateral in demand of loan to pay fat interest.
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. You pay us only 8% of profits.
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Bluebank is the only place where investors can make up to 15% return on investment... plus a collateral to cover!!
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. It is the also the only place where people could borrow money easily. We have all heard several "NO" from banks. I have heard it even when I have collateral bigger than the loan amount I demanded. Most of us, business people / investors, have had several borrowing problems.
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1. No, you can't borrow if you don't have a running business that would pay us our interest fast!!
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2. No, you can't borrow because your collateral is not 10 times the value of loan.
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3. No, you can't borrow N800,000 because you don't have a job that pays N80,000 a month
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4. You are a small business owner
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5. You have not been our customer for 5 years (meaning, you don't have connections)
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6. Our interest rate is officially 20% a month
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7. You need to fill A, B, C, D, E, X, Y, and Z paperwork before we can start listening to you.
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. 8. We don't need your type of company to work with
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9. You have bad credit rating
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10. Your balance sheet is not spotless
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11. We don't loan students

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12. We need a N100m collateral
before we can lend you N43m. Your N100m collateral must be producing a cashflow
of at least N20m.(A Bank manager told me yesterday).
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Many other excuses, you can add yours in this thread.
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Bluebank doesn't give all these excuses, just that you have to possess collateral for you to invest.
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. I am building the first office space. I will be renting the branches. Next week, I will finish the office space where Bluebank will be located. For now we do business all over Nigeria, but we are located in Port harcourt.
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. Bluebank is an alternative to our frustrating Nigerian banks
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The interest rate depends on the negotiations between both parties.
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Lowest capital for lending and borrowing is N200,000,
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The highest can range to millions, depending on lender and borrower deal strength.
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Bluebank will be the fastest growing firm that helps people to do their business deals quickly and easily without the hassles of going to the bank.
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. People are already calling to lend and borrow capital , I will keep updating you on Bluebank's development on this thread.
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My contacts.
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. Facebook : Eti Umoren
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Email: goodlifeumoren2020@gmail.com
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. You can ask questions through the comments column to find out more

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. I have created a firm, Blue Bank.
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Bluebank is a loan matching service company
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. If you have collateral, and you want to borrow money, we will connect you to someone with money to loan you.
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. If you're tired of meagre returns from your investments, we match you to someone with collateral in demand of loan to pay fat interest.
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. You pay us only 8% of profits.
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Bluebank is the only place where investors can make up to 15% return on investment... plus a collateral to cover!!
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. It is the also the only place where people could borrow money easily. We have all heard several "NO" from banks. I have heard it even when I have collateral bigger than the loan amount I demanded. Most of us, business people / investors, have had several borrowing problems.
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. You'll hear banks say:

1. No, you can't borrow if you don't have a running business that would pay us our interest fast!!
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2. No, you can't borrow because your collateral is not 10 times the value of loan.
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3. No, you can't borrow N800,000 because you don't have a job that pays N80,000 a month
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4. You are a small business owner
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5. You have not been our customer for 5 years (meaning, you don't have connections)
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6. Our interest rate is officially 20% a month
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7. You need to fill A, B, C, D, E, X, Y, and Z paperwork before we can start listening to you.
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. 8. We don't need your type of company to work with
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9. You have bad credit rating
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10. Your balance sheet is not spotless
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11. We don't loan students
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Many other excuses, you can add yours in this thread.
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Bluebank doesn't give all these excuses, just that you have to possess collateral for you to invest.
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. I am building the first office space. I will be renting the branches. Next week, I will finish the office space where Bluebank will be located. For now we do business all over Nigeria, but we are located in Port harcourt.
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. Bluebank is an alternative to our frustrating Nigerian banks
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The interest rate depends on the negotiations between both parties.
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Lowest capital for lending and borrowing is N200,000,
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The highest can range to millions, depending on lender and borrower deal strength.
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Bluebank will be the fastest growing firm that helps people to do their business deals quickly and easily without the hassles of going to the bank.
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. People are already calling to lend and borrow capital , I will keep updating you on Bluebank's development on this thread.
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My contacts.
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. Facebook : Eti Umoren
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Email: goodlifeumoren2020@gmail.com
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. You can start contacting me or posting your questions here, I will answer all your questions
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Most hard money lenders lend at 25% to even 30%.
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. I have created a firm, Blue Bank.
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Bluebank is a loan matching service company
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. If you have collateral, and you want to borrow money, we will connect you to someone with money to loan you.
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. If you're tired of meagre returns from your investments, we match you to someone with collateral in demand of loan to pay fat interest.
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. You pay us only 8% of profits.
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Bluebank is the only place where investors can make up to 15% return on investment... plus a collateral to cover!!
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. It is the also the only place where people could borrow money easily. We have all heard several "NO" from banks. I have heard it even when I have collateral bigger than the loan amount I demanded. Most of us, business people / investors, have had several borrowing problems.
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. You'll hear banks say:

1. No, you can't borrow if you don't have a running business that would pay us our interest fast!!
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2. No, you can't borrow because your collateral is not 10 times the value of loan.
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3. No, you can't borrow N800,000 because you don't have a job that pays N80,000 a month
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4. You are a small business owner
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5. You have not been our customer for 5 years (meaning, you don't have connections)
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6. Our interest rate is officially 20% a month
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7. You need to fill A, B, C, D, E, X, Y, and Z paperwork before we can start listening to you.
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. 8. We don't need your type of company to work with
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9. You have bad credit rating
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10. Your balance sheet is not spotless
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11. We don't loan students
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Many other excuses, you can add yours in this thread.
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Bluebank doesn't give all these excuses, just that you have to possess collateral for you to invest.
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. I am building the first office space. I will be renting the branches. Next week, I will finish the office space where Bluebank will be located. For now we do business all over Nigeria, but we are located in Port harcourt.
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. Bluebank is an alternative to our frustrating Nigerian banks
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The interest rate depends on the negotiations between both parties.
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Lowest capital for lending and borrowing is N200,000,
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The highest can range to millions, depending on lender and borrower deal strength.
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Bluebank will be the fastest growing firm that helps people to do their business deals quickly and easily without the hassles of going to the bank.
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. People are already calling to lend and borrow capital , I will keep updating you on Bluebank's development on this thread.
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My contacts.
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. Facebook : Eti Umoren
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Email: goodlifeumoren2020@gmail.com
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Yes, it's really a new political class. Remember I said political class, not politicians. There is a big difference.
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. New political class of politicians are those pseudo-rebranded types that propose "CHANGE".
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It makes me laugh, because there are always two types of change: Positive and negative.

.. Buhari was not wrong!!

If anyone has a view, contrary to mine, I am all ears to hear it

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I have no self interest in this post. You are not to pay me anything. All I have to say here is I know a deal maker who quietly makes money from his money in fixed deposits investments.

This guy started with just N140,000 two years ago, now he lives big. When I vehemently asked about his secret to this quick burst of wealth, he said he invest in Fixed Deposits.
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. .... This is why the rich do not make money, money works for them. I am posting this because I will be going into this quiet, safe and profitable business now. I don't recommend everyone to do it especially if you don't see what I see in it. I see the safest way to make cool money from my money...... without working, if you don't see it my way, you can skip this this post now.
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I have told many friends about this opportunity and have learned several things from those who already invest in this kind of investment.


1. Fixed Deposits interest is negotiable
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2. The interest depends on the bank management you work with
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3. Most bank management pay you a measly 20% a year
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4. 95% of banks pays you less than 4% a month
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5. MY friends' bank manager pays him 10.7% a month on his N17million. So, he easily makes around N1.8 million without working.
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6. My friend never had to own such amount to invest, he borrowed it from several of his friends, he sold his family land, he sold many things. He showed people this opportunity to make a percentage of their profits. Now, he is rich!!
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7. I have searched for a long time and only one manager can pay this interest rate.
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8. This bank manager is makes money for you by making a bigger money for the bank.
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He invests your money,charges his clients 20% interest and pays you 10%, pockets 10% profit.
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. 9. Your money is 200% safe since it is invested in the bank. For me, if it's not the bank, I will run!!
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10. The lowest capital the bank accept is N500,000.But they pay higher interest if you invest from N10million up.
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11. There is always collateral to protect your money....... that is why it is 200% safe!!
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. 12. I am not charging anything until you make money from the money you invest. I will show you the banker, secure rates, negotiate higher rates, give you consultations, give you further information. I charge only 20% of profits.
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13. I live in Port harcourt, but I do deals throughout the country. I have been in Lagos twice this month alone.
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. 14. People are somewhat greedy and I understand. They keep calling me asking for a higher rate. They is no higher rate, because this is the highest I have seen.
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. 15. You will meet fellow investors who have invested through me in Fixed Deposits, they will become your new friends. They will tell you several other benefits I have forgotten to post here.
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16. This investment is not about me asking people to bring money. I am just an intermediary. This investment is between you and the bank!!
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. 17. I love helping people while I make money from it, that's why I post this.
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. 18. This investment is not for everyone, if your gut doesn't push you to take action, you can skip the post
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19. For those that want to invest now, I will not be posting my number in digits. Mr. Seun is a tough guy.
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I have no self interest in this post. You are not to pay me anything. All I have to say here is I know a deal maker who quietly makes money from his money in fixed deposits investments.

This guy started with just N140,000 two years ago, now he lives big. When I vehemently asked about his secret to this quick burst of wealth, he said he invest in Fixed Deposits.
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. .... This is why the rich do not make money, money works for them. I am posting this because I will be going into this quiet, safe and profitable business now. I don't recommend everyone to do it especially if you don't see what I see in it. I see the safest way to make cool money from my money...... without working, if you don't see it my way, you can skip this this post now.
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I have told many friends about this opportunity and have learned several things from those who already invest in this kind of investment.


1. Fixed Deposits interest is negotiable
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2. The interest depends on the bank management you work with
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3. Most bank management pay you a measly 20% a year
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4. 95% of banks pays you less than 4% a month
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5. MY friends' bank manager pays him 10.7% a month on his N17million. So, he easily makes around N1.8 million without working.
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6. My friend never had to own such amount to invest, he borrowed it from several of his friends, he sold his family land, he sold many things. He showed people this opportunity to make a percentage of their profits. Now, he is rich!!
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7. I have searched for a long time and only one manager can pay this interest rate.
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8. This bank manager is makes money for you by making a bigger money for the bank.
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He invests your money,charges his clients 20% interest and pays you 10%, pockets 10% profit.
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. 9. Your money is 200% safe since it is invested in the bank. For me, if it's not the bank, I will run!!
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10. The lowest capital the bank accept is N500,000.But they pay higher interest if you invest from N10million up.
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11. There is always collateral to protect your money....... that is why it is 200% safe!!
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. 12. I am not charging anything until you make money from the money you invest. I will show you the banker, secure rates, negotiate higher rates, give you consultations, give you further information. I charge only 20% of profits.
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13. I live in Port harcourt, but I do deals throughout the country. I have been in Lagos twice this month alone.
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. 14. People are somewhat greedy and I understand. They keep calling me asking for a higher rate. They is no higher rate, because this is the highest I have seen.
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. 15. You will meet fellow investors who have invested through me in Fixed Deposits, they will become your new friends. They will tell you several other benefits I have forgotten to post here.
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16. This investment is not about me asking people to bring money. I am just an intermediary. This investment is between you and the bank!!
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. 17. I love helping people while I make money from it, that's why I post this.
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. 18. This investment is not for everyone, if your gut doesn't push you to take action, you can skip the post
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19. For those that want to invest now, I will not be posting my number in digits. Mr. Seun is a tough guy.
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. 20. I have nothing to say, I just want to ensure that I have given you 20 tips.

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I have no self interest in this post. You are not to pay me anything. All I have to say here is I know a deal maker who quietly makes money from his money in fixed deposits investments.

This guy started with just N140,000 two years ago, now he lives big. When I vehemently asked about his secret to this quick burst of wealth, he said he invest in Fixed Deposits.
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. .... This is why the rich do not make money, money works for them. I am posting this because I will be going into this quiet, safe and profitable business now. I don't recommend everyone to do it especially if you don't see what I see in it. I see the safest way to make cool money from my money...... without working, if you don't see it my way, you can skip this this post now.
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I have told many friends about this opportunity and have learned several things from those who already invest in this kind of investment.


1. Fixed Deposits interest is negotiable
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2. The interest depends on the bank management you work with
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3. Most bank management pay you a measly 20% a year
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4. 95% of banks pays you less than 4% a month
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5. MY friends' bank manager pays him 10.7% a month on his N17million. So, he easily makes around N1.8 million without working.
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6. My friend never had to own such amount to invest, he borrowed it from several of his friends, he sold his family land, he sold many things. He showed people this opportunity to make a percentage of their profits. Now, he is rich!!
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7. I have searched for a long time and only one manager can pay this interest rate.
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8. This bank manager is makes money for you by making a bigger money for the bank.
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He invests your money,charges his clients 20% interest and pays you 10%, pockets 10% profit.
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. 9. Your money is 200% safe since it is invested in the bank. For me, if it's not the bank, I will run!!
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10. The lowest capital the bank accept is N500,000.But they pay higher interest if you invest from N10million up.
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11. There is always collateral to protect your money....... that is why it is 200% safe!!
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. 12. I am not charging anything until you make money from the money you invest. I will show you the banker, secure rates, negotiate higher rates, give you consultations, give you further information. I charge only 20% of profits.
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13. I live in Port harcourt, but I do deals throughout the country. I have been in Lagos twice this month alone.
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. 14. People are somewhat greedy and I understand. They keep calling me asking for a higher rate. They is no higher rate, because this is the highest I have seen.
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. 15. You will meet fellow investors who have invested through me in Fixed Deposits, they will become your new friends. They will tell you several other benefits I have forgotten to post here.
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16. This investment is not about me asking people to bring money. I am just an intermediary. This investment is between you and the bank!!
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. 17. I love helping people while I make money from it, that's why I post this.
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. 18. This investment is not for everyone, if your gut doesn't push you to take action, you can skip the post
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19. For those that want to invest now, I will not be posting my number in digits. Mr. Seun is a tough guy.
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Zero eight one zero one five one two seven five eight
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. 20. I have nothing to say, I just want to ensure that I have given you 20 tips.

You people misunderstand me. I love Buhari as a person. His policies are pragmatic, he seems to be a revolutionary president,he is strong, persistent, daring, he is a good man, I...... VOTED FOR HIM!!, but don't forget that that he is a candidate of a coalition party, APC. Most people tend to forget this. In a coalition party, there are cornucopia of interests. Forget the corruption buzzing rhetoric that Buhari mouthes off. If he doesn't calm the heads of his internal multi-party bigwigs, doom is the only way.

. I usually tell this to people during my conference talks: Forget what is said in the media, look at what is done on ground, look at policies, look at happenings. Inflation is at its peak since he took over. Nigerian stock market lost trillions of naira since he took over. The same pork-barrel sharing policy, which were a brand of the Pacific, are still taking place.
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.... .... A proposal for change brings other extrinsic changes. Nigerian businesses have been tied up to a particular corrupt - laden capitalistic factor. If Buhari proposes change, then he creates fear in their minds. Fear causes a plethora of irrational action and you know what next........

Actually, I'm not in position to sell this drug, I knew it because my friend has been selling it to several people.As a medical microbiologist, I prescribe drugs to people almost every day and people keep coming for advise. I have heard of the miracle of anti-aging drugs, but have ignored for long. Now, I was a bit concerned when I saw how it freshened up a 60-year old woman.
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It's becoming a fad to gulp in these drugs in Nigeria even though it has been relatively costly. An average price for them is N12,000 each, but I would advise you to take the ones that work, despite the cost. Expensive drug does not equal effective drug. I am just starting an Anti-aging thread. I think I will give expert recommendations in my next post here.

. If you want to order,you can post your number here and tell me your problems. I will your number to my friend, who is an Anti-aging expert, to reach out to you.

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I am indeed, as it happens, bitter. Bitter to watch the new
political class rise to power in a miasma of anti-capitalist
rhetoric amidst staggering inflation. Everything in Nigeria seem to be doubling in prices. Naira has fallen in value, it's falling and will never cease falling. Bet me, the naira will be worthless than a bucket full of warm spit in 2020.


I am bitter to watch the renewed belief that the correct "super
men" will fix the problem by adjusting the levers of the
economy to suit them (as if this hadn't caused the crisis in
the first place) and the cult of personality that accompanies
such fantastic and feverish belief. (Already members of the
Cabinet are forgiven their felonious transgressions because
there is "important work to be done"). In a sense, your prose
here is a perfect example of this twisted mindset. You
attack a school of which you demonstrably have little or no
understanding, and rely on cliche and stereotype to brand
those with views divergent from your own.
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In short, you have no meaningful intellectual insight whatsoever to offer.
That you are typical of what lurks out there in the dark,
vengeful and misguided malice of public opinion does leave
me bitter. Bitter, and revolted.

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I specialize in buying properties,land, luxury cars, gold, stock certificates, several other commodities, defaulted loans, at auction prices to resell.
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I am doing this because there is this common problems and unnecessary spending associated with owning assets you do not want and are at the same time hard to sell.
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. Most properties, cars etc in and outside Nairaland have been unsold for close to 10 years. The cost of maintenance can make most people commit suicide.
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. What I do is to take over the problems associated with the asset and try my luck.
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If I sell, I pay you your money before the agreed time (sometimes a few weeks after closing).
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If I can't sell, I pay you full cash in 5 years, loss money , cry silently and move on.
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. The agreement will be to pay back in 5 years or less.
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I have helped myself and a few others by doing this this for 4 years now!!
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. If you're preoccupied with the aforementioned financial plight, You can drop your number if you demand a little help.
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Do you want a loan but you have a property as collateral?
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Get loans at 15% interest per month.
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Collateral must be 5 times loan. We loan from N1million up.
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You can also buy and sell your assets (land, house, cars, gold, etc) at auction prices for 3 to 5 years guaranteed installmental payments.
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. We buy any assets you own but we pay back in 3 years or less.
. I am doing this not only for profit, but mainly to help people solve their financial problems. Secondly, I am also doing this to help people sell their stuffs faster.
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From research, 85% of car and property agents could not sell their cars and property for 5 years. I have seen houses that have been in the market for 9 years, no sale.
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Most owners are facing unnecessary spending in maintaining cars or homes they don't want again. For example, if you can't pay interest on the mortgage for the foreclosed home you do not want, banks will take your house.
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Instead of allowing this to happen, you can meet me and I will guarantee to buy your house in 3 years and I will take over the payments. I have helped a few people doing this. I think this is a solution to the problem of most property agents.
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I buy these houses if you sell it very cheap, and I guarantee payment in 3 years or less. This involves properties, gold, luxury cars, share certificates, silver, trucks, land, etc.
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I won't be pasting my number here, if you have issues with the what you have to sell, you can drop your number here and tell me your problems.
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.You can check me on Facebook, Eti Umoren
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. I live in Port harcourt, but if you're serious, we can meet and I can help you.