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Googledotcom:
Some women are just too toxic. The one I'm living with literally wants to be in my space. She puts one ear when I'm making or receiving calls and snaps her finger repeatedly even when I'm not discussing about her.

Returning from work with nylon in your hand is like punishment to Her, she determines when your TV will be on and off, don't know how she manages to manipulate the current. She insult you to your hearing, feels she's doing me a favour. Na japa get me once my rent expires.

Must be a face me i face you house. Hustle hard and get a self con for yourself to avoid all this embarrassment. Make sure the landlord or landlady doesn't live in the same house as you.

ukaface:
Mtcheeeeew

Later Una go Dey yab women
See this one na, will do anything over piece of cloth… smh

Don't get carried away with too much excitement. Dude was actually catching cruise. Who takes a junkie serious?

He calls himself porn legend so expect him to lust over anything. However Nigeria girls remains a parasite and a liability. Nothing to write home about

Ikaeniyan0:
It's the person who wrote the list that's a small boy, not the ladies that fvcked him.

The 86 prostitutes did it in secret hoping that everything will be hidden so as a simp dude will show up and Marry them some day. I am very sure they're smart and mature for doing that?

🤡

Ikaeniyan0:
The man acted chidish

And the 86 prostitutes who had no shame acted smart and mature?

You must be a 🤡

JASONjnr:
😂😂😂😂👆
I see Calabar state and Ikom state....... And Ughelli sef with Esan state.

If Simon wants to break free from Nigeria, why is he trying to force other regions to join them by all means?
The reason why this agitation can't hold water.
If you want to break free, you have to carry yourself first and whoever that wants to join you will decide to follow your path.
Delta and Edo state can't stay in Biafra land. Not to talk of Northern cross River..... Then Akwa Ibom state.
Ibos must really be dreaming oh...

One man's foolishness cannot be used for a whole tribe and region.

Shezzman:
A very stupid man. Why these crap!

The over 86 women who choose to sleep with him ain't stupid? But as usual let us blame the man.

You must be a 🤡

The man must be loaded with cash.

I have said this over and over again that the average Nigerian girl has absolutely nothing to write home about. Once you have a nice apartment, look good with little cash you can bang any girl of your choice, and if you manage to have a low budget ride, forget it Nigeria girls will be dying to have you. You'll literally bang all the girls in your neighborhood, street and area just as this man did. Nigeria girls have no value and worth. You can knack them with just indomie and eggs

Bovis:
You’re not being pragmatic about marriage. Since the beginning of time and in all cultures, women marry up (hypergamy) while men marry down (hypogamy). It’s what makes the world and procreation go round

Dey play.

The above narration was considered true in the 80s and 90s respectively, not in this 21st where feminine and other rebellion against men have taken over.

If a woman claims she's rebellious again a man, and that she can do everything a man can do then let her go and make money and be rich herself before shw can be considered by any man. Besides no one wants a liability and a parasite in his life

When we say Nigeria girls are useless, some of will think we're joking

I really pity the simp that'll end up with this one as wife.

The average Nigeria girls has nothing to write home about. If she's not a virgin dump her ASAP.

Cartoons such as Zootopia, Coco, Moana, Luca, ant bully etc are by far more meaningful and interesting than Nigeria Nollywood.

Tinubu is the most useless and visionlessness man to ever rule Nigeria. Buhari is 2,000% far better than Tinubu - Arewa

SoNature:
Men are more empowered than women. If all guys have this mindset, no more marriage. That means it cannot work in Nigeria.

What I don't like though is that those ladies who manage to make small change set very high standards. Silly things!

How can you say men are more empowered than women when it is women that gets the most favour than men?

Men must learn to avoid poor broke girls they're liability and Parasites

ufotunang:
. What about the one labour party won in Abia state...it's a gradual process

Alex otti could have still won if he has entered apga or another party, this is because the people were already fade up with PDP in that state. And besides the man has political weight in abia

How can LP fill in an irrelevant dude in edo 2024 elections and expect to win? Lol the binis are Saying it's time for the esans to rule yet LP dey fill in Bini man who's highly irrelevant and doesn't hold any political weight in Edo state. LP never ready to win state elections.

I have said this before that it baffles how a poor broke girl will set standard and say she wants a rich man whereas she herself is swimming in poverty. She can't provide her own Tfare, data, food, bills etc yet she wan Marry rich man? But same cannot be said about the man.

Dear man, set high standard for yourself. Avoid poor broke girls, they're liability and Parasites. If she's not rich dump her. Never settle for less

danilho:
Baba left UK to came and contest for governorship in Nigeria. Politics dey jawo for this country.

He won't win.

LP never serious to win state elections.

By the time the okpolor eyes is done with Yoluba people their eyes go clear

Seunmsg you'll soon pretend like you didn't see this thread

Criticise the drug lord and call him out for his massive failure, they'll say you're hating on the Yorubas

I hope the Yorubas are enjoying this govt alone. I was told the Yorubas in osun ogun, ekiti Kwara are all buying a bag of rice for 7
#7,800 and also a liter of fuel is sold for #37 naira. All you have to do is to present your roun membership card and start enjoying free services. Seunmsg how far?

Ozommadu:
Most of them are feeling the heat but their ego won't let them agree they're standing on a hopeless mandate.

A bloody cocaine pusher

CC Seunmsg and Leodeking

Esp that Seunmsg, the guy is seriously feeling the heat back to back but his ego won't let him admit that Tinubu has failed woefully and has nothing to offer Nigeria.

Dude is no longer defending the drug lord as before. Na small small Seunmsg this is just the beginning. We warned them but they called us names

Wolexyoshi:
Smiles. You Igbos sha like to dey compete with Yorubas with your "Dot in the circle population" 🤣🤣🤣

Igbos are actually more in population than the Yorubas. Get your fact right!

Fountainofyouth:
That means you are also a narcissist because only narcissists do this, and only foolish girls stay with guys like that

Ladies know your worth and do not allow men belittle and degrade you, when you know he has other women, be gone.

I have very sure today is the first time you're the hearing the phrase narcissists. Thus to around calling everyone narcissist.

Your type who goes around calling people narcissist are the real narcissists. The fact you couldn't counter that guy's points with facts and u obviously couldn't manipulate him either means you're a narcissist. The moment you can't Manipulate a guy, you then turn around to label him a narcissist?

Saintinoo:
Now, I don't need to waste a minute to spot one, once I do, I avoid them like a plague.
Those guys are demonic.

Didn't read everything you wrote up there but seems like you talk too much. And no one respects a man who talks too much. This is exactly why you were always the one begging for her attention when reverse ought to have been the case here.

Dude, a man's word is powerful Hence he talks less. The moment a woman gives you attitude dump her and get another girl. She'll realized you're the prize! Always be the head in your relationship! Be the first to end everything!

If you have a sister or female relatives that is not disgracing you or your family online, you don't know what God has done for you. Go to tiktok, Facebook etc and you'll agree with us that the average Nigerian girl is nothing to write home about

Dear OP,

That your wife could travel without your consent shows You're a very weak man and you're not in charge of your home, she is!

Your wife can equally go visit any man she wishes and knack him because she knows you're not in charge of your home.

Avoid checking her WhatsApp, or else you'll be shocked at what you will see on it

LibertyRep:
Na Ooni still cause this thing.

Make yourself scarce a little, your Imperial Majesty.

Who dash am the title imperial majesty?

Ooni is simply a clown who can never be taken serious. He is Only after chasing women and girls. If this is the man yollluba people adore so much then it pains me to say yoluubaa people are 🤡 too

phintohlar:
I wish i can also call my ex now and say this to him

Me: Hello
Him: Hello
Me: I just want to tell you that you're a jackshit guy... And I'll just end the call

It's obvious the guy dumped you and you're still pain about it.

You better move on. The guy is obviously enjoying his life right now and here you are pain because he dumped you.

Dear men,

Always be the first to end relationships. Be the first to dump her, scientific research has shown it is nearly impossible for a woman to Move on without having you in her thoughts all her life even though she meets another guy, she'll still be thinking about you

I have never seen a SIMP as senseless as this guy.

The fact he brings money alone covers everything. Without money how will the table come about? How will she even think of cooking? Would she had agreed to marry him if he was broke? Without money where will they be living? In the Bush or forest? Money creates the table!

Only a daft mind will ask aside money what does a man bring to the table. Let her bring money to the table na if e easy let's see. Money already solves 99.9% of marriage problems and that alone is far more than enough and it's the most important thing to the table. Money creates the table and so the important of it cannot be over emphasized.

Apart from her over used damaged kpekpus, what does she bring to the table?

True talk.

Single mothers and those girls that grew up with their grandmothers, in all you do, avoid them like plague. They're all oloshos and prostitutes. They can fcck anything they see

Offpointng:
Actually men kill men not the world.

Imagine some couple of weeks ago, a lady slapped a guy at an event hall cuz of "a sit" everyone was silent, but the moment the guy responded in anger by pouring soup on her, energy came to the men that were sited and wanted to maybe challenge the guy. Thank goodness say myself and other guys there stood up for him bfr everywhere calm, swears the person wey wan touch tha guy for collect if he actually touched tha guy fr. After tha day, I'm 90% sure that lady will never in her life attack any random guy again, of course, except her simp boyfriend.

I sincerely wonder how some men are like that, they'd rather loose their lives than stand up for their own. Rubbish

They're called SIMPLETONS for a reason. Such foolish men disgusted me alot. I see them as fools and put them where they belong ASAP.

Damn!

A woman doesn't even need to do anything, just open your legs wide and begin to receive calls, money, cars from Simps, but sadly same cannot be said about the male figure.

The world was indeed design to kill men!

TrustNone:
yeah sounds familiar.
Horror right?

Not horror.

It was a cartoon TV show

Damn!

Imagine trump as the current president of America, by now Hamas and Gaza would have been grounded to piece! The man would have since banned all Muslim countries from entering USA. In fact Palestine and other terrorists countries for don dey hear feel am now wortoworto for their body! LGBTQ would have since been banned and executed.

Donald trump is a no nonsense man!

Donald Trump anyday anytime twice on Saturday afternoon.

iammo:
Chinedu , you better go and hustle and leave Politics section for intelligent rich people

You wey no even get life

As expected.

Once they have nothing else to say they'll quickly tag the fellow an Igbo. 🤡

I'm done with you son. This is my last response to you.