₦airaland Forum

The drug lord is busy cruising around the world and his supporters are starving of hunger in Ibadan and south West. Some can't even provide one sequel meal a day.

Dear Tinubu supporters,

The self acclaimed builder of Lagos has won and Nigeria is collapsing under his watch but your problem is still Peter Obi as if we are still in election campaign. You don chop today?

ukaface:
You think the lifestyle of your sisters is same as every girl.

The usual dumb lines. Come up with something new!

If Portable could get the oba's wife who was a queen, who u be?

Indomie and eggs is enough to open your kpekpus wide for portable

ukaface:
Na for this winter this guy wear shorts

Say him concert na £50🤣🤣😂
I go like see the crowd wey he go pull

I mean this guy is razz
People giving attention to what is not profitable

If he approaches you and offer you 2million to open your kpekpus wide for him, of course you'll Glady and speedily accept it. Not like U worth 2k a night anyway!

Ur type insults portable online but wishes to eat his money offline. Nigeria girls and pretence are inseparable

doctore212:
One came and finished two Hollandia yogurt and One short bread .

Later mark we knack , she told me she is not in the mood .

I pursue her commit. No time to waste.

This is after she don bill me transport money and make me go stock my fridge .

The moment she said she wasn't in the mood, bro you would have made sure She immediately vomited those Hollandia yoghurt and short bread she took.

The street girl was obviously looking for who to feed her for free while she eats her senses away and go back home. Una dey try shaa! The moment a girl enters my apartment, if not for knacking, wetin bring the e-diot come?

U for tell her to vomit everything she took that day before chasing her out of your house or else she MUST pay am with her kpekpus. Even the sex sef, na dem dey enjoy am pass but pretend alot

Jennyclay:
No matter how desperate I’m to get married, I can’t allow a man try this tech wedding with me . Whether it’s introduction, traditional, court or white wedding, I can never allow it.

Tech wedding is so boring .

The world world must see me dancing and celebrating my wedding with my man together while holding hands!

Thought we all agreed that feminists don't need Man in their lives let alone talking about marriage?

So which imaginary marriage are you talking about? Who wan even marry you in the first place? You must be a 🤡

Gjrich:
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Discovering your partner cheating is tough. Instead of fighting, try these five steps to handle the situation wisely.

1. Stay calm. It’s natural to feel angry and hurt, but reacting with violence won’t help. Take deep breaths and try to control your emotions.

2. Gather evidence. Before confronting your partner, make sure you have clear proof of the cheating. This could be messages, photos, or any other evidence. It helps avoid misunderstandings.

3. Talk to your partner. Have an honest conversation. Share your feelings, and listen to their side too. This can bring clarity to the situation and help decide the next steps.

4. Take care of yourself. Emotional well-being is crucial. Seek support from friends or professionals. It’s okay to feel hurt, and talking about it can be therapeutic.

5. Evaluate the relationship. Consider if trust can be rebuilt. Both partners need to be willing to work on it. If not, it might be time to move on.

6. Establish boundaries for the future. If you decide to stay together, set clear expectations. Discuss what needs to change for the relationship to heal.

7. If moving on is the best choice, be ready to let go. It’s challenging but holding onto self-respect is important.

You simps will never seize to amaze me!

Dude take this useless Simpson post down

PuZZyNegro:
I accept I would have collected it. My friend told me that but I needed a broader opinion

Personally it's weird for an in-law to give a son in-law bread. Who does that? Jezz! Personally I won't even accept anything. Na me supposed dey give them gifts not the other way round.

However, in your case, you're supposed to buy them bread bro. It's the normal Nigerian custom thing. Na U supposed buy them that bread but because U thought you're in the west you decided to buy them biscuit. Dey play

Why U go visit your future in-law without the girl being there? She didn't tell U about her family ways or what exactly? Una never serious.

chiiraq802:
Currently his is Countryless.

#Countryless orphan

Dey play!

Unfortunately that man will come to Nigeria and become a citizen because he is always a citizen. Nigeria is a lawless country. Who will drive him out of Nigeria if he comes back and wishes to become a citizen again? Dude, he'll go and renew his nin, voter's card, 🆔 card etc and nobody Will do anything about that. Who wan even do something before?

The earlier super chickens pulls out of the competition, the better for them

Amigoss:
Maybe Ghana and SA not naija,dem no reach

How far bro?

Like I told you earlier, Nigeria with the usual making mouth. By the time Zimbabwe is done with your super chicken today, your eyes go clear

galileo180:
My brother is in Onitsha and he is the second in Hierarchy in their branch, if it's possible it wouldn't be a problem.

I wanted to call your brother a SIMP but discover calling him a SIMP is an insult to Simpsons.

Dude, tell your brother I said he should called off that marriage ASAP. Why your brother go dey beg liability who will stay old when no man comes for her? To command authority and respect your brother needs to be incharge of his home and his decisions and if that girl can't submit to him, tell him to kick her out ASAP.

Kay25:
Is Nigeria really collapsing or it is you that is confused?

How much is foodstuffs in the market? I'm sure you're still living with your parents.

How much is a bag rice? How about fuel, gas and other commodities? From your own ideology I'm sure the country is thriving and excelling under the drug lord? You must be a 🤡

lanre4411:
where did the woman mention Obi? Both Atiku, Tinubu and Obi are all the same I agree one might be a bit fair but they are all politicians they can’t be trusted people around them determine things

Are you trying to lie to yourself or what?

The woman specifically mentioned obi and igbo, lamenting that if obi an igbo had been made president Nigeria won't be suffering what it's suffering today

Amigoss:
Maybe Ghana and SA not naija,dem no reach

Ordinary losotho today, super chicken cannot win. How dem wan take beat Zimbabwe? You must really be a 🤡

Your super chicken is dead and can't do no shit. Zimbabwe go beat Nigeria like mad. Losotho even pitied for your super chicken today

Una go dey always make useless mouth

KingKO22:
Allow Nigerians to deliberate about Nigeria and IPOB should focus on Biafra pls

The Yoruba old woman who was lamenting in frustration and agony on the high cost of foodstuffs in the country, and for the need for obi should have been allowed to become president, I'm sure the Yoruba woman should focus on Biafra,?

Dear Tinubu supporters,

The builder of Lagos has won and Nigeria is collapsing under his watch but your problem is still Peter Obi as if we are still in election campaign. You don chop today?

U09ce:
This is Nigeria commanding some respect in the comity of nations.

Are you okay?
Which steewpid respect are they commanding?

Is Nigeria a Muslim country?

SA, Angola, Egypt amongst sane African countries are making progress with constant electricity, good economy, good roads, massive infrastructure and dope sanity environment. Nigeria was listed among Pakistan a notorious islamic nation, to go to gaza another notorious islamic nation to make irrelevant terrorist peace, you say they're commanding respect? U need to have your Brain check

Damn!

OP, if you're not your parents retirement plan, is it when they're dead you'll now rush to buy cow and bags of rice for their funeral ?

Amigoss:
We are spellings this niggas name,anything short of 8-0 is a loss to me...

Nigeria with the usual mouth making. Until Zimbabwe beat Nigeria then Una body go calm down

freshboi88:
Yes they are by making the politicians know that you cannot just beat protesting workers and go Scot free....Mugu

The earlier you call your dad and mom mugus, the better for you.

Thought we all agreed that NLC should embark on strike so as the price of fuel, gas and foodstuffs will come down? What then is the usefulness of this strike because the foolish NLC president was beaten? Like who cares about that? Dude the price of foodstuffs has doubled, that is what NLC should be protesting against

It's obvious the NLC strike is for the selfish interest of the NLC president and it's members.

Thought those NLC were embarking on the strike to make Nigeria better?

Beremx:
So it's because the man doesn't have money he's requesting for your sister to come back? Probably he has lavished all he had on women and he's now looking for his wife to come suffer with him.
Your sister should move on with her life and take care of the kids.
Nonsense

You must be a 🤡

Keep hating on men until menopause catches up with you. I hope you don't have a guy servicing your kpekpus?

Damn!

The strike will not hold waters!

NLC lack balls. Those pussy ass niggars are there to cash out for their self interest

yomi531:
Clothes

They are talking about food, you're talking about clothes. No be who see food chop dey talk about clothes to wear?

Resetinc:
the girl child is a Bliss … 🙏

I use to say I love my wife more than anything, but since my daughter was born I don’t even have time for my wife anymore 😂😂😂

If you see how I rush back home everyday after work just to hear her cry 😂

Immediately she gets to 15, that's how she'll start collecting dicks around. Tueh!

Sensible men pray never to have a female child. My God honour this prayer of mine!

Rubbish!

Buhari said more than this, yet nothing! This mad man is following the same step as buhari did

Persephone1:


You don't feel comfortable going to his house but you are comfortable enough to collect Uber Money

Long throat/ Scammer

Women supporting women in the mud.

I'm surprised this is coming from you. Thought you would start lamenting and pouring out your frustration on the man as usual while leaving the broke frustrated Parasite and liability who was uncomfortable going to his house but because extremely comfortable going to eat what her father and brothers cannot afford for her

Imagine Maguire saying I want to be like Calvin bassey 😂

Dude must be on Colos

bluefilm:
In my own opinion, these bitches desiring marriage has absolutely nothing to do with women needing men.

I feel like it's just a social conditioning thingy whereby a bitch is socially conditioned to think that she's incomplete and thus a misfit, if she fails to be married at a certain age.

Apart from social conditioning, these parasite goes around looking for a man to pin down with marriage so as to become a liability to him.

The average Nigerian girl has absolutely nothing to offer in a relationship let alone marriage. They're just looking for a man who will feed them and take care of their Parasites lifestyle till they die

When we say women cannot do with marriage they'll think we're joking!

An average Nigerian girl cannot stay 2 weeks without collecting gbola. Same way they can not stay above 28+ without desiring marriage desperately

To those Werèy Team feminist!

I don't need a man.
What a man can do, a woman can do it better.
women dont want marriage etc, you'll end up like this shortly

And to those I am a parasite and a liability so I must wait for a rich, tall and handsome man to marry me. This will become your fate!

HelpfulBro:
I'm a young man and still living with my parents and sisters. I earn some good amount of money and I'm doing okay for myself, I try as much as I can to help my family out with food stuff for example I've helped with 100k for food stuff from now till December and did a little things too like support my mom and help my dad but I'm very unhappy with my sisters and mom.


My sisters always verbally abuse me by insulting me when I don't do something for them and try to make feel guilty for not giving them what they ask for, when I try to set boundaries like what I don't like they tell me to shut up that I'm the junior that I'm talking rubbish

Just this Morning while I was still getting up with sleep in my eyes and praying they started banging my door that light meter has finished and I should come and pay but I was confused so I just didn't respond till I finished praying and came out. Before I did she was already shouting that they should leave me since I don't want to answer and she'll put #200 naira own if that what I want.

She injured her leg from the door while she was going out side to do it and now she's blaming me that I'm the reason why it happened to her, saying I'm still her junior and I don't have sense that why would I not answer her. I'm shocked and I told her how I'm I the problem and I just literally woke up, I just told them that I hate them and now she's insulting me more

I don't respond but I'm getting very angry at this and I'm looking for a way to leave the house and relocate, they are my older sisters and they don't even work or do anything but I don't say it to their faces but I don't see why they don't give me mutual respect at all

Dude grow up and rent a self contain apartment for yourself.

To command authority and respect, you need to be scares. And to do this, you need to get a place of your own