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gerraway from my trophy y'all

lovely smile ! shez pretty

Odunnu:
I give it up to you Mr Cork! No wonder googles is crazily in love with you. Your ability to switch roles is alarming. One second you are a complete gentleman and the next a total oshodi tout.
You are good Mr Cork,u really are.

Shame hez not into dark-skinned women who gots nyansh

@op

The pple saying 2million is no big deal . . . you must have a money tree at the back of your house yea ?

na wa o. . .why are pple taking me serious so ?

i cant joke around on NL anymore. . .wahala o

We are just kidding around o. . .Rhymzo am not here to block your lines

just jokes abeg

One love- bob marley

Ikedonn:
@ googles
After i washed her off with abusive words, she still keep calling me on phone  and  apologising  for what she said to me.But i can't date a who.re again.She has revealed her real color to me in advance.i hate some naija bit.ches now.

I dont think anyone with the intentions of dating you will mess up totally like dat. . . asking yuh 2million just like zat, thats just preposterous nah  

just my thots exactly

Ikedonn:
I met a naija girl online.We started chattting and we have not met ourselves.Just because i told her little things about myself and my family.Two weeks later,she told me online that "if i want to date her i must give her 2 million naira that she can't eat love "this is someone i have not met yet and i have not even bleep for once.Look at what  poverty and greed is causing in naija nowadays.She has taught me a lesson now and how to avoid some naija ladies,Bit.ch.

Her own way of saying "NO, I cant date you. . . get off my case !"

really? someone can kpai in a kneeling position ?

dats scary. . .hope he rests in peace sha

hmm . . . team tony anywayz

onstelly:
My husband dont mind them.

My Nubian Queen  

potency:
Poor rymzo,so this is d reason why u have been rejectin d rymzo boy? U should hav said so all these while. Rymzo,poor u or are u goin 2 keep calm and allow a woman take away your wife?
It seems googles is jealous of rymzo,if u want him,he is stil free nw

Who is dis one ?  

nimexto:
Googles,stop showin signs or notice me attitude to rymzo,he is too young and too kool 4 your type. Like play like play,rymzo wil divert his affections 2 googles.

and dis one ? is it dumb pples' day today ?

and no one decided to tell me its dumb pples' day. . yikes !

leave my wife for me !

Bless the Lord o my soul. . .

Team tony

hez a slam dunk hunk

@ my wife. . i will lock her up in my brother's room now dont worry  

@op

ok i will stop planting ganja  

dont spoil show for me na mrs oga. . lemme enjoy wat you been dey enjoy nah

tensor777:
Must you make comments at all on what does not concern you??

I guess it concerns you abi ? ode !

who made you the linesman or referee ?

Here I am. . .lets do

lemme remove my tingaling

Mobinga:
Went to see my dad during the weekend, saw this album in his car . . . 1st track :: Ganja farmer- Marlon Arsher (The first lines of the track were "Yes I'm a ganja farmer, Call me The Ganja Farmer". . . I thought of you and fainted

Yes am a ganja planter. . . call me the ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where mi put mi ganja
babylon come and lite it up on fire
mi ah chant. . yes am a ganja planter call me the ganja farmer

Lord mi say mi love mi ganja, yes am a ganja planter call me the ganja farmer 

lets do the do

dats just nasty. . . have you no mind filter ?

ULSHERLAN:
@op advise her to desist 4rm d habit of 'j'ing, i like u na im make i dey advise u o or u wand me to bind d demon ni

wat is j-ing  

^^^ why yuh dey vex? go buy ur own nah

@op

- Raindrops - tuface {stuck on replay most times}

- Ganja farmer- Marlon Arsher {bestest song of all times}

- Hol' yuh - Gyptian

- Dutty wine -Tony Matterhorn {i love crazy }

- Red red wine - UB40 {classic}

feed him rat poison and cold baileys

kiss ya hand merix of the remix- wande coal and r2bees

much berra i for fear fear nah

@op

badoski the ogboski

abioila:
I can help u wit some money.

aah thank yuh o. . .but how will I maintain him nah

maintenance go hard mehn. . .I'm just a struggling charge and bail pesin nah