₦airaland Forum

BishopMagic:
Who is hiding my posts?

So you rather leave the explanation that the girl is under some voodoo charm than the fact that she may be showing symptoms of hemorrhagic fever?

Useless ode mods

luk at aw lean she is, may God not allow aye(world) to catch us o

solar electricity rocks

Rexphobia:
Dear OP,

Quick question....


But masturb*ting with a real dick is safe?

Regards

gud thinking gud question...
@op does dat mean dicks r germ free, y can't dey contact it 4rm dere..BTW masturba*ing is as wrong for a female as it is for a male , its a spirit and a spirit of addiction at such...allow God 2 brk u free

floragregs:
Pastor dey talk him own. So it should be written on his forehead that he's born again? It's between him and God. What if he's not born again and he tells u he is?

if don Moen tells u he's nt born again will u nt slap him n argue with him dat he is?.. D pastor is trying 2 clarify d bridge btw gospel singers n ministers..n dis days we even v gospel Fuji n all dat

justi4jesu:
Brilliant Chap Atleast her paper wasn't submitted empty na.

we all do it when we don't no wat 2 write n dnt feel like submitting empty so we just try our lucks.... I bet dis student didn't take a peek at his/her note

fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.

12

ShakurM:
All these pple downstairs shouting it's always been #50 a litre, where do you buy urs? The refinery? Last time I checked, it was #87!

Argue with ur ancestors

me #120

Dapo777:
I got admission at bowen university in 2012, the joy and anxiety was still there and all that. I was warned that I won't like the school that they are too strict but I stubbornly refused to listen,thinking I would survive anything.

I was disappointed when I discovered this things about Bowen university. Luckily I got admitted into ui and ran for my dear life.

1)Religion is more important than education. Every students must attend chapel service every Tuesday,Thursday,and twice on Sunday at specific times, and its compulsory for all students regardless of your religion.
If you try to skip any chapel service,you would be suspended for a semester.

2)Your dress style is more important than your character.
-You can't wear jeans
-You can't wear 3/4 trousers
-You can't keep afro hair style
-You can't use handband
-You must be in complete shirt and tie and plain trousers to class

3)You can't decide when to eat.
There is a food time table for all students,if u miss morning food time table,no food for you in the morning again because all cafetarials would close when its past the time for eating. Same with afternoon and night food.

4)You can't stay outside at night.
You dare not be found outside your hostel anytime from 7:30pm. Every student would be sent back to their hostel once its 7:30pm, and by 9pm u can't be found outside your room.

5)Compulsory devotions for everyone.
By 6am you would be woken up for a 30 minutes devotion(singing and praising) and every 10pm you would be sent out of your room for 30 minutes devotion every single day including Sundays.

6)You can't leave the school compounds without applying for visa.
First of all,you can't go outside the school compound for any other reasons than to visit the bank for withdrawal or payment. And you must write a letter to the hall supervisor,who would read your letter (reasons why you want to go out) and he would sign it,and then you will take the letter to the student's affairs unit where they also read the letter and give u a paper where u write Ur name and department and date of departure,this paper you will then take to a woman in charge of the gates,who collects it and ask you to write your name on a list she then gives you a tally that you show to the gate man who would then allow you out. Maximum of 1 hour can be spent outside the school,later than that, and you could be purnished.

7)You must make 80% of class attendance before you would be allowed to do exam. Class attendance marking is always done.

They give holiday assignment and you must submit it on resumption.

9)The cost of living there is very high,because the sellers know we can't go outside school easily.

10)The hostel that they are paying 120k for ,is in a terrible state,dirty toilets,slippery varenda,stinky environment. Mosquitoes nko? Wahala. 8 students per room for 120k per session.

The good things I liked about bowen university

1)The girls their are very naive and easy to get, they are desperate to have boyfriend because they are leaving their father's house for the first time. The ratio of females to males is 7:1. Same thing with young female food sellers at cafetarials,because you are a bowenite,they assume you are very rich,so they open up easily to you.

2)You can sell anything at any price if you know your way. Most Students there are from very rich families,so if you have an item,let's say a gold chain,and you know how to hype and market it ,you can sell fake gold chain for 50k, they have the money, but not all of them are gullible oo.

3)Their new library is very beautiful and ultra modern,fully airconditioned and strong internet access if you have the rj45 cable.

4)The chapel too is quite beautiful and fully airconditioned.

And this not a joke. Go there and witness it yourself.

@Op I will nt call u a complete liar because u said 2012 but sha u r a partial liar
ur no1 and 2 points r true n valid while no 3 has being cancelled following d riot last yr march,

also students can stay in sku with their babes till hrs of 8-9

,also devotion is nt as compulsory as u make it look as I haven't attended more dan 1ce dis wk,

okay u apply 4 exeat b4 u leave d compound, but
HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENTS?; haba do some research b4 saying such false tins abt sum1s alma mater.

I hope u change... We over here cannot b more proud of our school as we r now.. so shush

damsman10

I believe it must v been been d guy was in action , in its full length omg

A boy has been bathed with acid by his 16-
year-old girlfriend named Maureen for
cheating on her in the last three months of
their relationship.
The incident happened in Emede Isoko South
Local Government Area of Delta State over the
weekend.

According to report, the victim was caught
pants down with another girl in a hotel within
the community and when Maureen got wind of
the information, she raced down there and
attacked him with acid water.

Sources say the acid water was allegedly
poured on the victim’s peniss, a situation that
may render him impotent.
During police interrogation, she said: “I was
determined to teach my boyfriend a lesson. So
I went into my father’s car park where I picked
an acid water to teach him a bitter lesson .”

source: http://naij.com

jumobi1:
No. We need neither GEJ nor GMB. GMB obviously mismanaged his personal wealth. arresting the corrupt is good but that won't save our country. Can we trust that a man who is in the same team as Atiku, Tinubu and dollars in coat Amaechi to fight corruption justly?

"these ones" r d best shot we v at change n freedom from Jonathan's clueless but devilishly ruling government.

FreeGlobe:
APC is it now marchbuhari, Aprilbuhari or Decembuhari. lwkm

#march on buhari

now I no y Nigerian army will never b able 2 conquer BH under dis man's supervision..


smh

emmabowin:
The Ekiti election was clearly won by the PDP and Fayose nor the Pdp need not rig the election. It was clear as daylight that the people of Ekiti wanted Fayose.this of course, is an APC gimmick

yea I dnt no abt obanikoro but I no d people of ekiti desperately seemed for changed just as Nigerians are now , fayemi of APC was not paying teachers their salary n that's d profession with d highest population in ekt so they voted in a change even though we all know fayose is a thug so it wasn't rigged.

m no supporter of PDP anyway

norbert101:
why not upload urs. coz i guess all pus-sies look alike.
#kull buhari

most females on nairaland r males in d real world, so beware

bayulll01:
that will be a private uni,we know how they run things there

gist me jare,.. how?

ArchEnemy:
you mean their own networks might be offering the best of services, that you wont even need to have 2 lines

d people dat will b using 2lines over there won't b using it due to a possible deficiency from one of d networks but instead they wud use it maybe to live double lives or maybe some other reasons

LastProphet:
I pray Jonathan wins as it is now because he needs to conclude the destruction of Nigeria which he has made irreversible.

ur wrong here o, its still reversible now...

its only gonna get irreversible if he gets re-elected because he knows he won't b coming back, so Nigeria, ur future lies in ur hands...

come feb14, BGG I'll just sit back at om, watch film n trust u guys 2 make d right decisions...
I know u won't let me down.

gilgal7:
FTC...
Before i buy a car i have to check the engine,the gear box is loading properly,durable on a long express ride...i hate outside runs when am committed...lol

evidence stands that u are a male,.. pls prove otherwise

micrep3030:
Channels sud be shotvdown

lol

shot down??

sodiqyinka:
Error? I agree. But, they are so good at putting pple on the rope as well.

I think she really has been our presido all this while

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Please friends let us all embrace our differences because they are an advantage to us… THANKS FOR READING.

kestolove95:
one bottle of orijin. For u

haha cheers

LMAO

it's an airtel stuff, 't happened 2 me some wks ago, wanted 2 explain 2 my wife y I was not with r in church bt got a "mssg not sent".... ,she got really pissed off...

kestolove95:
Dat monkey looks like gej

my brother u get eyes

IVORY2009:
[color=#FF6600]when your child fails in school, do you just withdraw him or her frm classroom, or you give him another chance to prove himself by re-enrowing him or her in extral moral classes? "quiters dont win, winners dont quit"[/color]

pls tell me some Nigerians r not dat naive as 2 trying 2 give dis man anoda chance, try 2 put urself in his goddamn shoes, u'll realize dat since he knows he can't go another round he will surely bring an end 2 9gria if given anoda chance...




Nigerians are aware of d fact dat APC r not saints but u see "everyone cries for a change"in everything...

Flye:
ABUJA— Former Military President, Gen. Ibrahim
Babangida (retd), has said that he should be
regarded as a saint given the level of corruption
that pervades the Nigerian society today.
Babangida also scored himself high in the
management of the economy during the eight-
year period of his administration, claiming that he
actually worked hard to end the menace of
corruption rather than promote it.
According to Babangida, those who held contrary
opinion about the activities of his regime did so
out of ignorance of what he did while in office.
Babangida’s claims are contained in the latest
edition of the Economic and Financial Crimes
quarterly magazine, Zero Tolerance, a copy of
which was obtained by Vanguard in Abuja
yesterday.
The former president said he was able to manage
the economy and still left surplus in the treasury
with a paltry $7 billion oil revenue compared to
what is being earned by the government today.
He stated: “Maybe I have to accept that but
anybody with a sense of fairness has no option
but to call us saints. I give you an example, in a
year; I was making less than $7 billion in oil
revenue but in the same period there were
governments that were making between $200
billion and $300 billion.
“With $7 billion, I did the best I could but with
$200 billion there is still a lot to be achieved. I
don’t have all the facts but if what I read in the
papers is what is currently happening, then I think
we were saints.”
Babangida further claimed that he did his best to
stabilise the Naira, leaving the exchange rate at
N22 to the dollar, saying that the current
exchange rate in the country was not his making.
The Naira is exchanging for between N193 and
N200 depending on where and when, following the
slight devaluation of the Naira in the wake of
plummeting oil prices.
$12.4 Gulf War oil windfall
Asked what he did with the $12.4 Gulf War oil
windfall, Babangida further said that he used the
money wisely on what he described as
“regenerative investment,” giving examples with
the building of Abuja City and the Lagos Third
Mainland Bridge as some of such investments.
He also stated that contrary to insinuations in
many quarters, the oil windfall revenue was not
stolen as, his administration channelled the
money into the provision of critical infrastructure
that Nigerians were using today.
He said: “I am not an economist but I have an
understanding of what this is. Our argument then
was if you have the money then why keep it and
be looking at it when you have a lot of things to
do that will benefit the ordinary man? So that
money was not stolen.
“Let us take Abuja for example. I built it. Today,
we have a brand new capital; we used that
money. I gave you a Third Mainland bridge,
Lagos, which you cannot build today with all the
money that Nigeria is making.”
Most investigated ex-president in Nigeria
The former leader, who recently hosted President
Goodluck Jonathan in his expansive mansion in
Minna, the Niger State capital, said he was not
worried over the corruption toga being bandied
about him and his administration, claiming that it
was a mere perception thing.
He said he remained the most investigated former
president in Nigeria but was happy that nothing
incriminating had been found against him to
justify the claim that his government was corrupt.
According to him, “now, even our fiercest critics
give us credit for certain things we did. I have
been the most investigated president Nigeria has
ever had. By now somebody should have come
forward to say here it is. Every government that
came after me investigated me because of that
perception because they wanted to retrieve the
billions that I stole.”
On June 12 election
On why he annulled the June 12 election won by
his late friend, Chief M.K.O. Abiola, IBB said he
had given the reasons in the past but pointed out
that the very people who claimed to support the
election were the same who turned round to work
with the military junta and made it to perpetuate
itself for many years.
He said: “All those who fought for June 12 ended
up serving the military government they didn’t like
and that perpetuated a longer stay of the military
in government.”

he is right... the level of corruption in this country is currently at its peak... it has never been this bad.

...

Woman: my husband is nt interested in sex,
Doctor: okay, give these pills 2 him, everyday put 1 pill in his tea...

d woman did & dey had sex whc she enjoyed. Nxt day she tot 2 herself "it can only gt better" n puts 2 pills in his tea n dey enjoyed more sex.

On d third day, she emptied d bottle in his tea.

2days later doctor calls 2 know d progress, their son answered, "mommy is in coma at d moment, aunty is in hospital, d maid is suing dad 4 rape & daddy is still running nakked in d garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! even d dogs r running 4 their lives.


NOW THE QUESTION IS "WHAT WAS SHE PUTTING IN HER HUSBAND'S TEA?"

yuncka: He rode off on his horse named Friday.

hmm

The Bible says in 1peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion walketh about, SEEKING WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR".
the devil and his agents can only devour a set of people: people who allow him gain advantage of them like in 2cor 2:11 "lest Satan get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices".

What simply is that only device he uses to draw us out of God's shield: it is SIN, FLEE AWAY FROM SIN SO THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REACH AND USE YOUR GLORY TO SERVE GOD.

and it shall be well with you in Jesus name.Amen.