₦airaland Forum

O boy! You chop Iron shit bone?

Ashewo no be work, we know nah! na business.

Women! can't live with them can't live without them, ehhh Bros man must shine steady congo

Wonders shall never seize! that one na english witch dey fly for afternoon.

If you smell shit them say money dey come, I beg smell your yansh first.

He who laughs last laughs best, Dat one na shakespear or na mongo park.

Why cry over spilled milk? You funny O, if na your last card you take organise am you go Weep!

Hunter way forget gun for house, him craze no get part two.

Na who know man dey kill man.

Mad man do dey take pepper water wash yansh, him still get sense.

Person wey say him shit no dey smell, na the begining of craze be that.

You don see where goat dey challenge tiger,

Cool down! you don see fowl wey dey piss.

Tenant wey dey owe rent no dey question landlord.

I beg throway face like used condom.

Let's call a spade a spade, Bros the thing take style style resemble shovel.

You owe me money you come dey speak english, na who take toto water swear for you.

live and lets live, that one no concern me concern mosquito.

Waffiiii Una too much

No be everybody wey dey craze nia naked

Dead body no send who dey smell,

No worry about the football match, we don play am for witch yesterday!

Ol boy! this one wey you dey mis yarn like this, you don go lick fowl yansh abi?

Wetin government dey yarn self, God say make adam no eat apple, he no say make him no smoke leaves. therefore

na my religious right to smoke sonthing, make government stop rough play.

AREA!! Una too much

My people I hail ohh!!!!

Q= you don see blind man wey dey count money

A= I don see blind man wey dey give change, even self him detect conterfeit, bone that thing.

Na who mess, na him dey first shout say who mess?

I beg leave story for tortoise this one no be storybook.

Broda teach me math, before we know the result go be belle.

The one wey u chop na you get am, the one wey dey plate anybody fit attack am.

If woman dress anyhow we go look am anyhow

Warri 4 life uvwie pikin dey hail ohhh!!!!! effurrun alaka street.

As you lay your bed na so you go put head for pillow, if illegal immigrants they enjoy for china we no go dey talk this one. And for Goodness sake
can we leave the Nigerian Government out of this.

Country hard and you dey find greener pasture you carry belle face another man country with illegal documentation, now your eye don see
pepper. Now we begin blame Nigerian Government ,where is the logic in that?

Mr paulipopo,

 Thank you very much for the information, anyhow asper the start up cost that one fear me small, but my God no dey sleep he will provide. Moreover, the statement of income is a bit VICIOUS, that one make cold cash me but I no shiver.

The statement of expenses that one we go cook the book well well i sabi that one well well. profit and loss no shaking me Na loss loss loss on paper but my personal anointed accounts will be shouting profit profit.

My slogan will be on the line of Enjoy on earth  and be Blessed in Heaven. It's a Win Win situation I go come quote some delicious verse put.

In conclusion I will opt for the LLC application, so if yawa gas my personal luxurious items will be protected. Touched not my anointed.

 PS Mr paulipopo if you need any fresh vegetable I am your man. right now am currently a corporate love-vendor.

oohhh OH wetin sef, wetin concern scriptures inside calculation of holy concept that will enable
the participant to hammer Billions of naira from a holy perspective.

Those wey dey complain, we do not  sign checks by faith. we sign checks by understanding.
it is by understanding that we know how to balance our check book. therefore the core principle of this class
is to have a solid understanding on how to direct serious cash flow to my anointed account.

So to those religious finantics, I bey make una cool down. Na only God know
who dey serve am.

Anywho, Mr poster carry on jare. I must get A++ for this class if not devil must slippers not prada.

Who is coming up with his ideas? The man was under the knife do u mean to tell me he was still thinking of politics. my guess the true leader will soon
come out from the shades, when this one kick bucket.

Asper bakare and obansanjo prophecy, Obj is a true ritualist, baba go don visit him regular babalawo no shaking.

@quotasyste

Well the key word is "kick the bucket" which means they forfeited, so next time they would
bring in a healthy candidate even if the candidate na heavy Mumu.

@quotasyste
  So you want him to stay, what if the gentleman kicks the bucket in the office, does
that mean another hausa man will take his place. going by your arraangement of south, south,
east, east, north, north, moon, sun?

@engineered
 To avoid such cchaos he should simply step down ggracefully

@darefestus
  My guy which kind talk be this now, shey na god naim start revolution for France
abi naim start economical structure for America.
 
Everything na God abi?

Yar' Adua is a shamless man, if any member of his security  always complains
of a running stomach that person go loose him job.

Mr president i will advice you to take a bow, u have earn the right to be called your
Ex ellency. Let another bloody Nigerian take over.

The doctor's that declared you fit for this job should be whipped 1000 strokes of the
sharia koboko.

Any body that  that takes the word of a pastor on a political spectrum is a monkey.

Just my opinion, and you know what opinion's are?

My fellow class mates, this course is wickedly informative. I just can't wait to start banking
seriously. but meanwhile I'm already thinking of my appearance on the pulpit Gorimapar of Jerri curl
men e no go easy with $5,000 dollars suits. men my God is a rich God.

Any body wey disturb me in the nearest future, should know that i have a bachelors degree from nairaland
school of holy businessman and with that i have the right to hammer billion of naira like say tomorrow no dey.

To my fellow Nigerians that defend their pastors under the guise that they had multiple university degrees. my question is where they
pulling such figures before or after they started the church runs?

@maree7, ol girl you no dey play at all, you and kobojunkie fit each other.

it is straightforward, i have had of some NGOs educating the citizen that their leader are meant
to serve them, not the other way around, education is key but fear fear no fit let man pikin
provoke this mini gods of civil servants.

Are you kidding me? I call the very same evening to complain and make sure that the government comes pick it up the next day or as soon as possible. It is unacceptable and as you mentioned earlier, the power over government is in the hands of the people. So when the  people exercise this power, the better for them.

Now this is a powerful statement, but how do we apply in the nigerian scene?

okay Mr kobojunkie let me be Patriotic, i agree with your reasoning plus frequency sef in America
you still have to shine your eyes, when you see somebody approaching your vehicle at the stop light you lock
your doors, but that doesn't mean you would not be shot through the glass. shine your eyes mean precaution
same as proofing your house in-case of hurricane.

However you still have not answered my question on practicality in the Nigerian scene.

GOd forbid, me Patriotic no sir I just say lets call a spade a spade crime is everywhere. and visitng
naijas should simply shine their eyes period.

Kobojunkie all you give are simply theory we know, therfore the question is how can YOU praticalize it.

Any how the whole story be say Knownledge is key, however practicality is power.
Big difference in knowing how to plant yam in theory. but practical speaks volume.

compare frequency in ohio and that of newyork, lagos and that of kwara. any my show
at the airport means i don land i keshi no dey drop.

MR kobojunkie do u sleep with your windows locked in Ohio?

Mr kobojunkie, understand where i'm coming from, some naijas just feel because i land from
yankee arm robbers dey shadow me, well in ohio it's obvious you don't live in the ghetto see the
life of american's cash strapped that they turn on each other, it is the economical climate.

@marre7
thank you, anytime I land naija na pigin i dey take broke bread for custom,  come waka like craze man
enter parking lot, after that i begin complain sey things too expensive, it work all the time.

Think about it man land naija between 24 to 48 hours he gets robbed, are you telling
me that arm robbers will just carry choose and pick all the time, na set up for the
economical climate wey all man eyes dey shine like theif man touch.

Okay baba kobojunkie,
precaution aspect was the proofing part in your yarn, when you hear of naijas visiting and
they get robbed, arm robber no be witch either your broda, or your gateman go set you up, so who know man dey
kil man.

@bawo
True true i no dispute that, but for god so love da world he said thou
shall shine your eyes, even where you no see wahala.

@kobojunkie
bros u said it all "precaution", as a foreign based guyman u understand say na who
know man dey kill man.

@kobojunkie
Bros seriously Freque wetin, don,t you watch your six o'clock new in ohio,
at least no dey dey pass wey killy killy shot shoot car jacking, home invasion name them.
the only difference i see is that their media covers both pros and cons well well,

To my fellow naija abroad shouting about arm robbery left and right,
na una first change dollapo abi na una first travel, make una cool down, arm robbery dey
every country. just stop speaking out of your butt and don't flash cash anyhow, or else you
would be robbed anyhow.

My people, I say some Nigerians get bad mouth, think about it they want heaven and earth becos
they've lived abroad, I tire, i guess while they were trying to cut out from naija they were making
demands to other countries. I bey make una cool down the amenities you enjoy in another man's country
was not created with you in mind.

So becos we hear bad things everyday for naija means say ordinary people no dey make decent and respectable living
for naija. Men the only thing wey dey vex me now be say, the same people wey dey shout come back and do what, they are
the ones coming home to flash cash and cut out in two weeks.

You return ohhh or you buy your burial plot for another man country next to a vine yard na you sabi, wetin go be go be na hustle
we dey 24/7 in God I trust, NO SHAKINGS.

International travel is very interesting, my naija pali experience was in 2003 returning to
yankee by air france connecting my next flight in france wahala come happen. the guy man used
some instrument to validate my green card, when i said i was a student baraged of questions followed.
where do u live in the US, which school, student Id how did you pay for your ticket, anyhow sha i no fit vex
because the boobs size of one of the officer nearly poped out of her shirt her ekebe set die. so it was hard to
channel by anger and lust together, until my name was annouced over the speaker. I nearly panic small, but cold
no catch me.

Looking back now, I said I was a student however I was dressed like a love-vendor, blinging like say tommorow no dey, dress pants
no hand luggage, but now make them no try me last trip may 08 i just fly my molue ATL to LAG no wahala, in all sha
be ready for the unexpected shine your eyes if not one guy fit finger your butt hole say him dey search.

Well well in all we do we must thank God, it's 12.11 am my time i dey go catch

some short eyes. work dey tommorow. anyhow sha till we jam again for NL.

goodnight.