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Coogar


Nothing do 50 yr old Congo, I hear say the ting dey sweet.   But from a professional standpoint when I give presentation my audience always point out how much they like my pronunciation because of my accent and when I do deviate they point it out too, In order words, the market will sell itself,

Iragbijile

Bros!! Show me the proof that Amanpour got to where she is on merit alone, Also, while you are at it tell me how you know what makes Tony Blairs hammer take position, I am not in any way defending Funmi's character, I don't know her from Warri,

Coogar

Chei, !!!! Your exaggeration on her accent no get part two, !!! Haba!! Just as much as you like American accent, they too find other people's accent pleasing. The simple fact remains , you condemn her on her accent while ignoring her intellectual attributes and capabilities.

Iragbijile

You and I know that there is nothing wrong in networking, By the way were you there when she dropped it like its hot? Do you know how VIP Amanpour has serviced?

Cooger

Bros!! The names you mentioned they all have no track record in Funmi's industry, If we have to go by your standard (accent) then me sef I can speak English like say something dey worri me,

Coogar

The mere fact that you discarded her accomplishment and zeroed in on her accent,

Coogar

No matter how you add the matter, Bad belle mixed with inferiority complex can never equal constructive criticism, Just because you see that as something you cannot accomplish does not mean Madam Funmi AKA Lepa mama can't, My guy check yourself, Accent or no accent, check yourself,

Even God knows his creation well well, That is one of the main reason he coded "Lead us not into Temptation, Before we go hear say the guy touch your nutty place without proper paperwork. Warn ya sef wellu wellu,

Lol @ bidemi12

I see, So that webster was written by your village headmaster,

Bros Snapshot,
I agree with your yarn correctly, But this grammer " Hobbessian" tear me slap, I even check dico I no see abeg. can you kindly help me out with this? Thanks a bunch.

Okay see Pictures, check out Rita " SIMPLICITY" look at the others, falsifying identity with wig and what not, Abegiiiii Rita you TOO MUCH!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNX3OhM6Zo

okay check out her African attribute take style forget English,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcP_PG6Hn-k

The key statement "u met Kokomaster in London twice for that matter", meaning u have traveled and have seen what your so called rich people use to shakara we small guys. it turns out it's not a big deal. Now she is 19 can't afford her education and you think polishing her English is her first piority. Don't get me wrong she can do better we all can. but,is it not the same Nigeria that Uni graduates can not speak the English language properly. we class our fellow naijanite fellow Africans according to the language of another country and condem our own. Now I guarantee you if she wins and represent naija from any angle do u think Americans of Britons would criticize her for not speaking that their language properly, or it is not your wanna bees "Nigerian we sabi English well well" that would be the first to throw her to he dogs.

My dear Whiterose u have to understand we r talking about one lovely Rita babe in a masion with 24 hours electricity , that one somebody said was a biggest mistake, can u believe that? Yes i agree with u correct babe with short sexy hair does not contract as true African. however, u must understand that her African attributes has being ignored and overshadowed by her inability to vomit another man language fluent. Go toe to toe with Rita when it comes to Pigin English I am sure some people will lack the connecting verbs and adjective that will level the equilibrium of knowing how to slangatish communal pigin as a whole. u get me.

@whiterose, U see urself u attributed her natural sexiness to being poor and cannot afford to buy wig, She has more confidence that most women and not only that her jokes are sweet and super funny, hmmmm it depends on who is listening, Rita shows Ur NL sisters how it done.

We learn new things everyday so the so called English you guys praise and worship is not a big deal, besides Ur miss universe and dem dem they are kokolette too, No grown and sexy girls inside, Na presentation cause am.

Rita is a true Africa woman , no wig or extension or horse tail and the babe still represent "SEXY",

kokolette or not u no fit learn her figure 8 Na God give am, English language on the other hand that Na small thing, she sabi read!

Rita my dear, you are not a mistake, at least u talk the one way u sabi, and I love the fact say, u are not speaking English from your anus like some people here would have u do. At the same on your behalf may thunder fire their keyboard!!!

Area!!!!!!!!!I hail O! To my bros them wey take picture command their speech, I say una too much, wetin!!!

@adusol

I was going to post cool naija pic from my backyard in Ikorodu, until I saw all these professional, commercial pictures that all those with borrowed pride were just pasting left right and center. The thing just take style style tire me.

Now, given if they had post the pictures they took that would be fine.

Ahh, sweetheart marriage is played out co habitation is the future.

Marriage will ruin what we have, my love!! lets cherish what we have.

Marriage is an insult, the love I have for you is forever.

To much of everything is bad, to much clap clap is bad. when persin begin shout Jesus every 24 sec is bad infact

people like that get bad spirit na so so bad thing dey happen around them.

No matter as woman wor wor reach she go get belle.

Man wey dey shout "AM A MAN" na small pikin dey worri am.

When Fowl squeeze face look you, you go fear FEAR!!

When cold catch you and you no shiver, that one no mean say your Juju dey work!

AREA!!!!! God don punish devil. Na for where dem hear say dog dey wear brasier. Warri can never carry last nah!!! na We We

Politics + culture = De-mostration of craze!

With all the musical instrument wey we don contribute money to buy them still want us to burn

calories like say tomorrow no dey! when pastor climb pulpit we go clap, when somebody shout hallelujah we go clap

when music start we go clap, after them pray for offering clap, tithe clap, building fund clap, help our neighbour fund clap, help pastor buy correct motor

Na clap, testimonies clap, Then the one wey dey sweet pass Na give a big had of applause to Jesus, God help you make u no clap three prayer warriors

go give you by force prayers and vision.

Na true you talk, sometimes just thinking about what one will face in church go make person papless.

pastor said this! the holy spirit branch yesterday! prayerpoint wey no get head u must join to begin pray, I tire my sister.

Patapata we should simply understand that faith is by routine not by the word anymore,

Amebo and the rest don dey take center stage in disguise as God's work.

Make e no be like film trick, the rate at which people dey squeeze face when them see say u

no dey clap don dey pass be careful. Very soon ushers go begin motion you with strong eye "common

will you clap your hands" I no know wetin concern salvation concern hand clapping. This situation no go get part 2

very soon you go see DO's and DONT's of praise and worship! According to pastor said!!

@warfy boy

Oyinbo don suffer for "freedom fighters" hand nah really the beginning of wisdom.

Now adays person no fit go church on an empty stomach, you fit faint from

Adas clap clap! I just can't wait for judgement day where people wey

do unnecessary clapping go just dey weep, ahhh Na hell fire I dey see so, but I clap well well for church nah!  

@Ogbeta

Bros na parables them talk not politics the two start with P but them get different meaning!

Wetin concern mad man concern toothbrush

If them leave you u go call mosquito animal

Ogbeta if them leave you you go call parables politics!

Wonders shall never seize = Ogbeta!

AREA!!!!

Patience is a virture. If water pass garri, we get patience we go wait till them corporate.

You chop witch abi na witch chop you?

Them say man wey like to shadow woman yansh and breast well well, him like God hand work welluwelu, no
be me talk am oh! na THEM say talk am .

Waffii we dey ground belle full abi na belle wise

O boy story don get K leg.

Do me i do you, god no vess

O boy! najomor just copy virgin mary, she no know who be the papa.

So you are laughing with your mouth?

O boy! adam na heavy mumu how eve go spread yansh for garden like that him no even shine something?
thank God say him chop apple na another thing we for dey talk today.