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CelebritiesRe: Meet The Pineapple Woman(pics Inside) by gosifechris(op): 5:31pm On Oct 25, 2013
Austeenx: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why are you laughing??200+ read and pass and you read and got stuck...maybe your signature is really true grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Pineapple Woman(pics Inside) by gosifechris(op): 4:56pm On Oct 25, 2013
Ladybianca: mstcheeew, its nt fine @ all, and y is her face dat white?.....na wa oh
Because you are reading with an old nokia java phone tongue shocked grin
CelebritiesMeet The Pineapple Woman(pics Inside) by gosifechris(op): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2013
Socialite Eunice Efole looked stunning at day one
of the Lagos Fashion & Design Week in an Ella &
Gabby ankara print & silk mix floor length gown.
While Mrs Anumudu rocked in that lovely dress
with pineapple on her head...:-) And check out her
purse..this lady knows how to bring it! Well done.She is simply Great

More pics of Nkiru @ www.celebangmedia.com

PhonesBlackberry’s BBM Will Hit IOS And Android Today by gosifechris(op): 8:50am On Oct 22, 2013
Hey, remember when BlackBerry was going to
officially roll out BBM for iOS and Android a few
weekends ago only to be stymied by technical
issues? At the time it was yet another dark mark
on BlackBerry’s already sketchy record, but things
are finally starting to look up. The company confirmed on its Inside BlackBerry blog that the messaging app will go live in the Android and iOS app stores for new
users once more at some point today.
It’s a good thing, too. Considering the sorts of
troubles that BlackBerry has been dealing with
lately, it’s a little heartening to see that the
company has finally managed to iron out the wrinkles with one of its biggest cross-platform
pushes in recent memory. If you happen to be one
of the six million (!) people who threw your name
into the “I Want BBM” hat, you’ll be able to start
using the apps right away. Unfortunately, the rest
of us will be stuck a queue waiting for our turn to really use the apps, though the company noted
that it was we “focused on moving millions of
customers through the line as fast as possible.”
Curiously enough, BlackBerry also crowed about
the fact that over 1 million Android users had
installed an iffy pre-release version of the application. To be fair that’s a pretty significant
indicator of demand, but those people are also
partially to blame for the BBM delay as a whole —
that early version of the app generated amounts
of data traffic that BBM head Andrew Bocking said
was “orders of magnitude higher than normal for each active user”, and at the time there was no
way to launch a new, fixed version of the app
without effectively screwing over all of the people
who installed the illicit version.
That not-so-little issue has apparently been
cleared up though, but BlackBerry has offered little guidance on what sort of wait times
interested users will have to endure before they
can start BBMing each other. We’ll soon see how
annoying this process really is, but in Blackberry’s
defense, it really can’t afford to botch this whole
thing a second time. A slow, manageable trickle of new users is definitely a nice change of pace from
the damning traction seen at the end of
September, but there are still plenty of potential
problems BBM still has to face — think WhatsApp,
Viber, Voxer, Google Hangouts, Facebook
Messenger, Line, Kakaotalk, and all those other entrenched messaging apps. The path to
continued relevance is a tricky one, but at least
BBM is finally ready to leave the gate.
www.celebangmedia.com
CelebritiesDavido Drops Second 'skelewu Video by gosifechris(op): 8:39am On Oct 22, 2013
Few days after Davido dropped the first Skelewu video, directed by SESAN, he branded it "Not good enough" and had a remake in UK few days later,
this time, it was directed by Moe Musa.It was learnt
that
Davido spent close to 10 Million naira in making
this new Skelewu video. Watch the new Skelewu video @ youtube and also compare it with the first one.

So in your opinion, which is the better one?
www.celebangmedia.com

LiteratureRe: An Evening With Eva (2013 Triple Award Winner in Crime. Thriller. Action.) by gosifechris: 9:07pm On Oct 18, 2013
Been a while btw,kay you are now officially not my enemy now(you are before) for clouding up sexitee and she come dey form along with you

sexitee03...you will hear from me grin and @bee i have no word for now just make sure he is bellewised till the xcesses start coming out from his ears,lungs,and nose grin

Yabaleft to read Preachers Son or so i thought
RomanceRe: The Nairalander,s Issue With women by gosifechris: 6:33pm On Oct 17, 2013
I agree with you totally
They are random bittches and I don't give a flying fvck 'bout them...they can Goto hell for all I care *don't advice please*
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by gosifechris: 1:16pm On Oct 17, 2013
ritababe: In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock

PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON

*********************
THE PARTY
**********
"So this is what you students are using my school to do? A party isnt it? All of you lie down"
Big uncle lie down, since no body name was all of you, they were all looking at him angrily for crashing their party. I quickly got down like an obedient child since i was the only juniour student there, he cant expel anybody except me becasue they had already finished their exams but the man was still claiming Don.
"I said all of you lie down or are you deaf?" he shouted and deeped his hands into his pockets and brought out a three mouth koboko.
*********************
The rest of us took to their heels, i also got up and ran, i met my sister who was on Usain Bolt speed on the road, they were laughing at the outcome of their party.
I also smiled and joined them to laugh when suddenly Hauwa opened my yansh before all of them.
"If you see as your brother lie down fast when Big Uncle came, he was almost pissing" she said and bursted into laughter. My face was red but i did not want to go do with a fight so i defended myself.
"Its not because of Big uncle i run o, na my biro fall so i went down to pick it" i starmered out.
"So you don dey carry biro to party abi? Maybe him wan go record all the girls yansh hin see" The bursted into laughter again while i moaned my predicament.
*********************

I screamed into the phone when Anita called later that night, we spoke for about twenty minutes before Solomon started disturbing me that it was not extra cool we were doing so i should round up.
"Can you swim?" she asked.
"See insult jare, me na mistake say i no turn to Jukun man o, because i sabi swim like fish" i boasted.
"Ok na, thats good" she said laughing.
"So why did you ask?" i enquired.
"Ehm i want you to come to Tito gate on the 28, would you come?" she said.
"Wetin dey happen there?" i asked.
"Just come there first and you would know, but make sure you carry swimming clothes o" she warned.


Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun Lets See How D Rock Will Prove To Anita How He Is A Better Swimmer Than THE SHARK

NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON
will the rock eat the shark or the reverse

Hi rita please check ya PM box
CelebritiesRe: My Husband Told Me I Didn't Kiss A Man Well-actress by gosifechris(op): 1:29pm On Oct 16, 2013
prettyblack: Nonsense
you are welcomed
CelebritiesRe: Has Jim Iyke Proposed To Nadia Buari? See Her Tweets by gosifechris(op): 1:27pm On Oct 16, 2013
coolsamba: u r joking..
who are you againhuh
CelebritiesPhotos:wizkid Shows Off Son by gosifechris(op): 9:26am On Oct 16, 2013
Is this the first pic of Wizkid with his 2 year old
son, Boluwatife? He is such a cutie... Wizkid
shared the photo on his instagram page

P:S.large filesize,see the recent pics of him and his son @ www.celebangmedia.com

LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by gosifechris: 4:53am On Oct 16, 2013
adegwurulez: Guys, make una pity am na, its not easy o. That's why I respect rock, three updates a dayhuh Jeez!!! Dis guy na monster
monster indeed grin
CelebritiesHas Jim Iyke Proposed To Nadia Buari? See Her Tweets by gosifechris(op): 4:17am On Oct 16, 2013
Now that he's been delivered from
whatever thing that held him,Is he is
ready to get married? Has he already
proposed to Nadia or is she just just
dreaming?*Grins*...I think they will
make a cute couple though If I am asked...what do you think?

I cant paste the tweets because of the file size but here it is with a single click www.celebangmedia.com
CelebritiesMy Husband Told Me I Didn't Kiss A Man Well-actress by gosifechris(op): 4:07am On Oct 16, 2013
Actress, Mercy Aigbe-Gentry in a recent interview reveals how her husband feels about her career. When She was asked about how her husband
feels whenever she is being handled or kissed
in movies Read what she said @ www.celebangmedia.com

CelebritiesActress OmotolaTweets on Strike by gosifechris(op):
She cant take it no more so she decided to spit it raw


tweets below
*www.celebangmedia.com

LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by gosifechris: 7:05pm On Oct 15, 2013
The rock5555: @Ritababe-i apologise for gosifechris; the guy was high on codiene when he said that, dont vex for our head cus of one person useless talk na, oya come seat near me na, priceless love, hackerjay and daniel no dey around. In fact d last update today would be dedicated to u. Smile jare.
lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: I Can’t Understand Why My Father Married 27 Wives – Femi Kuti by gosifechris(op): 7:50am On Oct 13, 2013
talk2hb1: He failed to ask himself why is he riding on his papas' glory.
lol...they forgot that,...maybe he thought wealth is their birthright
CelebritiesI Can’t Understand Why My Father Married 27 Wives – Femi Kuti by gosifechris(op): 7:34am On Oct 13, 2013
The 2013 edition of Felabration,a week-long
concert which celebrates the life and times of
Afrobeat legend, Fela Anikulapo Kuti commences
from Monday, October 14 through 20 at the
Afrikan Shrine, Ikeja, Lagos. In this interview, Femi
Kuti, the eldest son of Fela went down memory lane, recounting the story of his late father, his
music and ideologies.
He also talks about what the fans of Afrobeat
music will expect at this year’s Felabration among
other issues. Felabration We learnt that Rita Marley will be headlining this
year’s Felabration. Why is she not here today? She sent a message few days ago that she was not
feeling fine, and might not make it to the event.
However, she will be represented at the festival by
the head of her foundation, Rita Marley
Foundation. What’s the financial implication of organising this
festival? We have no major sponsors at the moment.
Fortunately, most of the artistes are performing for
free. We have been very lucky that the likes of
King Sunny Ade, D’banj, Wizkid, Pasuma, and
many others, have been performing for free. This
year, they will grace the stage again. But we usually pay a token to the up and coming artistes
as a way of supporting them. However, Nigerian
Breweries Plc has promised to come on board
next year as a major sponsor of the event. We are
hoping that as from next year, Felabration will not
be talking about financial difficulties.

What’s new in this year’s Felabration?...its a secret,read it @ www.celebangmedia.com

PoliticsIndecent Dressing Is The Main Cause Of Rape by gosifechris(op): 7:23am On Oct 13, 2013
The NOI Polls, which is an opinion polling and research organisation, established by the current
Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and named
after her, yesterday released results from its poll carried out in January 2013, in commemoration of
the International Day of the Girl Child. NOI Polls revealed: “In order to commemorate this
event and honour the girl child this
special day, NOI Polls Limited released one of the polls we conducted in the first quarter of the
year 2013, which was focused on
the challenges faced by the girl
child in Nigeria and indeed the
world over as a result of the
incidence of rape among women in the society. 34 percent of the participants
believed that indecent dressing was the main cause of rape in the
society; 18 percent believed
unemployment was the cause; nine
percent believed it was caused by
lack of moral values and another
nine percent believed it was caused by the inability to control
sexual urges; seven percent said it
was caused by faulty upbringing.
Five percent of the participants
believed rape was caused by
illiteracy about women’s rights, ungodliness and bad company. So should the actions of the rapist be justified by indecent dressing? Do we now blame the girl who is not dressed "In a decent manner" for rape if it happens? Or the rapist should take 100% blame for his actions? Feel free to voice your opinions below... as clean as possible as usual

www.celebangmedia.com

CelebritiesGlamour:footballer Samuel Eto'o Spends £4million On Four Exotic Cars by gosifechris(op): 7:15am On Oct 13, 2013
Glamorous?(HYFR)...Three time African Footballer of the Year Samuel Eto'o a few weeks back spent
4million pounds on four exotic cars. He bought a £1.55m Bugatti Veyron which was specially
delivered to the Chelsea striker's London club's
training ground. He also bought an Aston Martin One-77 worth
£1.25m, a luxury Maybach Xenatec worth
£750,000 and an Aston Martin V12 Zagato worth
£450,000. The Cameroonian has always been a fan of cars and spends big on cars but what is one man going to do with all these cars? Eto'o said: 'I like to have a few cars because it gives me choice and it doesn't hurt anybody. To
give happiness, the first thing is to be happy
oneself, and I am.' See models of the cars he bought with a single click here @ www.celebangmedia.com ...

RomanceRe: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by gosifechris: 2:28pm On Oct 12, 2013
druid06: hey, so are going to ignore me. not cool.
Hey bro,what cloud are you in now,i'm pretty sure you aint in 1-8,searched for you



*Mafoso*you saw me with my hard earned babe and you are intruding

why seun no add gun for smileys or axehuh? grin
RomanceRe: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by gosifechris: 2:24pm On Oct 12, 2013
[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]What were you doing.why are you panting ? tongue[/quote]No i am not,was preparing for those weekend
superstars grin

Chiamaka01: I really hope so.
Sorry for hoping,I ain't watching or stalking you,i woulda PM'ed yOU
RomanceRe: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by gosifechris: 2:08pm On Oct 12, 2013
chiamaka,i've been watching you for sometime now(not stalking)

Hi soraya,what'sup?

Tell those niggas blowing shiits this

CelebritiesRe: 'i'd Love To Have Genevieve As My Wife by gosifechris(op): 10:03am On Oct 12, 2013
[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]menopausal lipsrsealed[/quot]e

great marriage sweetie
CelebritiesRe: Oluchi Orlandi Covers The Independence Issue Of Mania Magazine by gosifechris(op): 8:33am On Oct 12, 2013
Akshow: Not a fan of d posture.
are you a fan of thishuh undecided

RomanceRe: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by gosifechris: 7:01am On Oct 12, 2013
lol great write up

shiit made me stand up to a virgin girl i once dated and she came running to me asking_me _to_deflower her,i am tired of these shiits

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