I agree with you

Any body from Kano posted to Ebonyi?

Any body from Kano posted to Ebonyi?

Imagine two jobless dudes wasting their lives

Nigerian tailors are scammers

20th Aug,

Why won't he mind his own business

Fuuuuck!!! Thanks for ruining my day

You never know with women


James Hadley Chase, 1949

This is just a sci-fi movie

Kudos royalblack. One of the best nairalanders

May 4th we never see anything ooo. And I chop person money ooo

Perfect nonsense. Is it by force?

Perfecttouch:
u cant hold your breath and pass out ,not possible.
same way u cant hold your breath and die

Chillax your scientific mind, am jez kidng, the same way she kidng

And if he din't wake up you will be convicted for second degree murder

Madam Khole

With his partner??

Deeja Should see this

Hm

Nothing cuz am single af

This is true

Stories like this only happen in Africa

The day snow will fall in Naija alot of people will freeze to death

Please give more details

Nina, the ex boyfriend and Miracle are all mad.

Fück!

Genius

A married Man died
during SEX with his wife.
The Wife cut his erect Penis,
filled it with cement &
fixed it in d wall.
Every night she used to
go to d wall &
satisfy herself. One
day her neighbour saw
this..!
He made a hole in the
wall, removed the husband's penis & put his own
penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a
knife...cut his penis &
said..."Darling today we
are shifting to our new
house

Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.

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In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough �.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see


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Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....



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Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name


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*Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: �it's not me, even when I use I put them back


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Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration



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Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .



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My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.


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My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"


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Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all, How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as paker


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No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
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Happening Now in CHOBA!!!!!!
There is confusion in front of Delta Park. The school security agents found two heads in a student's bag.

A young girl, about 22 years old, got on a bike with a big handbag from Aluu heading towards Delta Park but the bike man felt a strong smell coming from her handbag. She claimed she was going to Dan-Etete hostel to visit her friend whom she identified as Josephine Paul.

The horrible smell made the okada man suspicious who then used a light signal to attract other okada riders. When he got to Delta Park, they held the girl, and beckoned on Campus Security to search the girl's bag.

Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening. One of the security guys was shocked when he opened the 22-year-old girl's bag and found two (2) heads. In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads.

It was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.

Thank you very much for your attention.
Now you can continue what you were doing...... that's how my aproko made me to fall mugu too. Kpele.