There is no privacy in Nigeria, How can you be using your phone in a bus and someone will say..... Bros, scroll back Up small, I no see that girl picture well.

God forbid

I Will not lie to you. I like what am seeing

You gotta be f*cking kidding me.

Tekno is getting richer. Who spelling hepp?

Joke of the century

Chascop:

you no go mind ur biz abi

I will when u start minding yours. Lol

Why don't you use toilet

Hell of scary stories up there

I forgot my phone at home while going to Work.. I came back and saw 23 missed calls from our house maid..� When I asked her why she called ? She said "I want tell you that you forgot your phone at home" �������� Please, where is she from

I called an old University classmate and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed.
However, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

when celebrity becomes a fan

Hahaha Airforce1 the invincible

Video of the 12year old boy writing the letter or........

We no gree. The war must continue

Broke version of Funke

And how dd 3 became a factor of 16?. Abeg which school do you go to?

Hell on earth

Huge fat lie

There was a Bus Conductor, who was Very Rude to his passengers. � � � �
One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop
the bus.
Unfortunately, the beautiful young girl fell under the bus and died on the spot. � � � � �
Angry passengers � � � �took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The Judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. � � � �
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
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A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.
The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge.
Though, he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly.....!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion..?? but, died instantly the second time....??

Okay........ here is the Answer............
During the first time The Conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But, during the second time, he was a Good Conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never goes wrong....
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Don't look at me...!!
I am also looking for the Person who sent me this.������

Where are those saying the balloon depicts a person's birth date and not the age?

IamLEGEND1:
when you're trying to type sensible stuff

Autocorrect:

Too true my friend, too true

Holey Molly. That's MJ!!!!

Ochinex:

Please not me bro... A Facebook user

Okay bro, I understood

Madam if u wan force people to sympathize with u at least post real pics naaa

It's like he is enjoying d way d guy is begging him and d way he is replying it seems he will one day give in.

Creepy as hell

Nice one Jack

Princeadonis:
lmao....if u see as i dey roll for ground

Looool , wetin u keep inside d phone? nuclear launch codes ; D

Illuminati pattern! Lool

Sense fall on 9mobile. They are not ready mek dem shift abeg