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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Hires Emem Ema 'Vzhun' As New Manager (Photo) by gqboyy(m): 2:29pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
She no fine buh her bank alert na gbagam!!!!! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Gay Bobrisky Twerks Sexually With His Housemaid by gqboyy(m): 10:49pm On Nov 20, 2017 |
Bobrisky and his gateman/housekeeper are bunch of confused dumbfuccks. Bia Op which one is male housemaid again. Op u r confused too, oya join their que |
Education / Re: We Have Sex 4times Everyday, Now My BF Is Tired 200L Unijos Student Needs Advice by gqboyy(m): 6:17pm On Nov 20, 2017 |
If she's my gf I'd buy her a sexxx toy |
Politics / Re: President Buhari And Governor Willie Obiano: Caption This Photo by gqboyy(m): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Obiano: Sir, UC browser is no longer available on Google Play. Buhari; What is zis one saying? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 9:47pm On Nov 14, 2017 |
Once had a friend on facebook who's new on facebook. Every time he'll be updating his status with: "MONEY, MONEY MONEY" at least 30 times everyday . I became so curious and furious, because his post was always flooding my wall. . One day I summon the courage and chatted him up . ME: hey dude! HIM: hi ME:Why are you always posting "money" Every time?? don't you know you're making some people uncomfortable by doing this? HIM: sorry bro, it's because facebook always ask what's on my mind everytime I log in. . I just fainted . Have a nice sleep palz |
Romance / Re: Homosexual Attack (share Your Experience) by gqboyy(m): 5:27pm On Nov 14, 2017 |
Bros no faint oo. U go wake up with leaking "behind" |
Car Talk / Re: What Kinda Tyre Is This? by gqboyy(m): 11:08am On Nov 12, 2017 |
Alvin007:LoL |
Car Talk / Re: What Kinda Tyre Is This? by gqboyy(m): 11:11pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Go and ask d owner 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Would A 13 Years Old Neice Change Her Dress In Underwear In Frt Of Her Uncle by gqboyy(m): 7:42am On Nov 11, 2017 |
The Uncle, the niece and the dress are all mad |
Phones / Re: Glo Increases Their Data Plans by gqboyy(m): 7:37am On Nov 11, 2017 |
ayamAgenius:Too late |
Romance / Re: Settled by gqboyy(m): 7:35am On Nov 11, 2017 |
She wants a fvcking new phone and a new boyfie 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Glo Increases Their Data Plans by gqboyy(m): 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
I will never forgive glo. God punish their slow ass network 57 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: Little Boy Caught On Camera Staring At A Lady's Backside by gqboyy(m): 8:50am On Nov 10, 2017 |
Earthquake1:But d asss is up na |
TV/Movies / Re: Famous Movie Scenes With and Without CGI Effects(photos) by gqboyy(m): 6:26am On Nov 06, 2017 |
The topic is misleading 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Swiss-Cameroonian Man Kills His 3 Children (Very Graphic Pictures) by gqboyy(m): 2:32pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
He is a ritualist |
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of A Man Schilling Inside A Swimming Pool Gone Viral by gqboyy(m): 8:21am On Nov 04, 2017 |
African Poseidon |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 11:01pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
vivie01:Hahaha funny girl vivie01:Fear of these endtime diseases is the beginning of wisdom oo vivie01:Lol, the point is to torture d ant till it shout "abeg am tired of these series of wahala, make una kuku kill me... lol 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 8:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He
goes to
a witch in the woods and asks her if she can
make
his dick smaller because he just can't please
the
ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't
found a
lady yet who likes it and he can't get any
pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he
will find a frog when he finds the frog he is
to ask it to marry
him.
If the frog says no, his cock will shrink 5
inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog.
He asks
"frog, will you marry me?" The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me? Frog: "No, I won't marry you." The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO, NO, NO No No No No No No No!!! 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother? SON: I don’t know, she went out with the blender. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 7:59pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Mosquitoes of nowadays have no respect again. They will come to your ears and start singing; 'If I tell you say I love you oo. Your body, your blood na my own ooo baby. 30 litres for my tummy ooo. Malaria and sickness for your body o baby...' A smart guy like me will just shaperly compose my own track; 'Are you done talking?' Are you done talking?' 'Mosquito are you done talking?'. Sniper fall on you! Otapiapia fall on you! Coil fall on you! Cos I will kill you eeeeehhhh eeeehhh!. 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Monkey Pox and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it: 2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor. PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor. SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home. 6 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 7:46pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
How to Kill an Ant.
Mix powdered pepper and sugar & keep it outside
the ant’s hole for it to eat. After eating it, the ant
will search for some water near a water tank.
When it's near the water tank, push it into the tank
but don't allow it get drowned. Now the ant is wet
and will go to dry itself near a fireplace. When it
reaches the fireplace, put a bomb into the fire.
Boom! The ant is now injured with 3rd degree
burns. Take the wounded ant to the ICU. There the
ant will be put on the ventilator and feel safe in the
hospital. However at night, sneak into the ant's
room and remove the oxygen mask from its
mouth. The ant will gasp for breath and finally die
from suffocation.
DONE! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 6:27pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
vivie01:Yeahh!! We go crush their balls like eggs, no shaking! We don't take shit from nobody!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 3:27pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
vivie01: |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 2:25pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
vivie01:If things go sour I go tell say u are my accomplice oo |
Crime / Re: Rush Hour Robbery: Tips On How To Stay Safe From Being Robbed by gqboyy(m): 5:29pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Armed robbers dey on social media too. Who knows whether one of them is reading this? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 34-Year-Old Married Zimbabwean Soldier Impregnated By 24-Year-Old Neighbour (Pic by gqboyy(m): 3:47pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Ewwww |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Collection of Funny Stories by gqboyy(m): 1:49pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Akpos went to church one Sunday, the pastor was
sharing his testimony.
He started like this
“ Last week, I ran short of money. To the extent
that I can not even provide food for my family.
With faith, I told my wife lets go the supper market
and buy some things.
“But you said you don’t have money ” said my
wife. I told her she should not worry that God will
provide.
After picking the items we need, I joined the
payment queue.
My wife looked at me and said “I can see you
want to disgrace me, am going.”
After petting and expressing my strong feeling that
God will make a way, she calmed down.
When it was my turn to make payment, an old
friend of mine entered.
He shouted my name, we hugged and shared life
experience.
Just like a film, he paid for all my items and gave
me 20,000 Naira to take care of my family.”
The whole congregations were screaming with joy.
“Lord is good, Lord is faithful”
Akpos said to himself “I MUST TRY THIS”
The next day, Akpos appeared in a supper market
without a penny.
He was parking any item he can lay his hands on.
When it was his turn to pay, the cashier said “Sir
your money is N50,000”.
Akpos said “That’s a chicken change! Just give
me a minute”
After 20minutes piccolo a 20years old friend enter
and saw Akpos and shouted, "Akpors where is my
money!?
Akpos fainted! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Daughter, Imade Adeleke Is Quite Adorable In New Photos by gqboyy(m): 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Her dad's and grandad's bank accounts are adorable too 5 Likes |
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