Ashley Cole almost cuts Hernandez's leg in half.

Rooney beats the keeper, but not the upright.

Wow!!! Some Torres magic produces a save from De Gea and a miss. Seems Torres might be creeping back to his confident days.

Lukaku comes in for Chelsea, and almost scores!!! Great defending from Evra.

Freekick to Man U. Rooney to take it. It's blocked, and results in a corner kick. Young to take it. Takes a short one, which is crossed in for Jones, and missed.

penalty to Man Utd. Rooney to take it. It's misssssssssssssssssssssseeeedddd

30 seconds into the second half, and Torres, scores!!!

The game between Man. City and Fulham just ended 2-2. Man. Utd can now start putting some points between themselves and City.

Rooney scores!!!! Jones makes the goal.

Nani with a great piece of skill, shoots, and scores!!!!!

Rooooney shoots far wide of goal.

Sturridge shoots straight at the Keeper.

Torres surely needs a compass to find the direction of the Goal. What a bicycle shiiiiiiit

Rooney should have scored, Hernandez loses his footing right in front of goal, and Ramires shot going in, but saved point blank by De Gea

Hernandez unable to control the ball in a "sure-banker" situation, and another threat fizzles out.

Lampard shoots, and almost scores!! Ramires on fire.

Sturridge with a weak shot at goal.

Nani brought down by Cole. Rooney to take the freekick; Pass to Nani and Anderson and Nani and Evans. Chelsea gain back posession through Lampard, and the threat is killed.

fxtopedia:

Expect a goal from Torres today!

I pray so. His play leaves a lot to be desired.

Young with the corner kick; Cech saves.

A-40:

Anerson cannot string a through pass in this binsh

So far, he has been poor.

Mata's corner; Ivanovic's header; De Gea's save

Anderson gives away the ball in Man. U. defence, Torres picks the loose ball, rushes his shot, and misses a sure goal. Torres is finished.

Corner to Chelsea; Mata to take it, the  move is dead.

Bosingwa brings down Young - freekick by Young, goal by Smalling

Torres just can't seem able to hold on to the ball.

Ramires with a great attempt. Nice save from De Gea

Thank God they were caught in Nigeria. They can now enjoy jail time as opposed to death by hanging. Their case brings to mind a friend of mine who keeps telling me how "industrious" some of his close friends are, even though they do not have the kind of income sources that would justify their lifestyles. I think FIRS also has a role to play in the future as per determining the amount to be paid as tax to Government, and by extension, the actual income range of Nigerians. Those who live above their means should then be charged with money laundry.

Some of these petitioners are just plain vengeful and uncoordinated. How is it possible for one lawmaker to misappropriate funds far above what is given to the State Assembly in total. We are talking about N1b extra!! Does it now mean that the other lawmakers never received any funds to carry out their duties throughout the one year in review?

Another aspect of this saga that is baffling is the fact that it was published in black and white that the man was arrested, which from his side of the story, is blatant falsehood.

Clear witch-hunt case, if ever I've heard of one.

I'm loving it!!! Build this rail line quick quick. It will reduce the carnage witnessed daily on the Benin-Ore expressway. It definitely would make haulage cheaper. Come one, come all to the Yankee of Nigeria; come to Lagos and invest. Lagos rewards the pragmatic and the prudent. Come one, come all. Eko get ready, IGR is about to increase some more; Ogun, Ondo. get ready to finalize the right of way agreement - you might also increase IGR from this.

When will this project start? Let the laying of tracks begin!!

Jakumo:

For the avoidance of vacillation or vacuous rhetoric, I enthusiastically concur with the fundamental parametric locus standii established by the Honorable Grammar Meister Patrick Obahiagbon, with respect to the modus operandii deployed by disgruntled, snivelling career prognosticators of doom, as they seek philosophical footing and transcendent relevance amid shifting sands intermittently reconstituted by ephemeral rip-tides of political compartmentalization.

Truth be told, dispassionate international observers still reminisce in bouts of wistful nostalgia about the Golden Era of Enlightened Discourse and Linguistic Multidimensionality, when fabled Grammar Meister Obahiagbon held the rapt floor spellbound as he regaled august gatherings with unrelenting bombardments of sanctimonious invective, pseudo-argumentative jousting, irreverent yet insightful banter and tautological extrapolation ad-nauseum ad-infinitum, nihil incarborendum illegitimii.

The bland, subdued, understated, uneventful, stupefyingly laborious, tedious, ponderous and unmitigatingly morose tone of all Nigerian House of Assembly gatherings convened during the dark, neuvo-nihilistic, Bohemian Post-Obahiagbon Era, have established in a fundamental, unequivocal, irrefutable and incontrovertible manner, that an individual of grandiloquent bearing, caliber, fortitude and constitution did once hold forth in those hallowed halls, and shall thus be remembered by appreciative chroniclers of the human condition in both its panoramic complexity and its parabolic trajectory.

Oh boy!! You don madt finis. This is hilarious. _{Make I stand up from floor dust my body, make wifey no come catch me dey roll for ground.}

werepeLeri:

The entire state is on strike boy - not ASUP.

If you say so, boy. He needs to handle that issue expediently.