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Chidexter:
MTN MTN MTN!.

they send approximately 5-6 useless messages daily and on celebration periods up to 10.
Now i ignore their MESSAGES THEY HAVE RESORTED TO CALLING ME!!!!

HINT/CAUTION: The funny part is that they have deviced a means of sending these messages inform of an alert, where your phone asks you to click Yes or No.

If you mistakenly click Yes, you're on your own.
There was a time my phone was switched off for a day and an half due to bad battery, on purchasing a new one, i immediately plugged my phone and switched it on.:...
Almost immediately, messages started trooping in, and i was already getting afraid lest my phone vibrate and sing to death lol.

Messages like: Send 0260077 to 4100 to prophecy new things to your callers with callertunez... How can i prophecy when i'm not even a pastor, i quickly delete am before i do mistake, prophecy for person say him go receive gift of car and at the end e no Receive.

Please dont bother calling their customer careline, after you wait for like 10mins(not surprising since perhaps 50 thousand other disturbed peeps are calling for same reason) if they enventually pick up, and you're done complaining.
Please have it at the back of your mind that:

1. Nothing will be done... Yes absolutely nothing will be done, the care agent would even look for ways to put the blame on you

2. I've noticed Calling them to complain of constant promo messages, automatically adds your phone number to their number one customers to receive it.... Yeah more like a TO DO LIST.....
I once complained, the agent assured me that everything is fine now, it didnt get up to 2mins later, i received another pointless message. I just shaked my head....


They are very crafty, and the only reason i'm still on this network is because its quite popular among my peers.


Happy Independence Nigeria

Toks2008:
Abeg never vex o,i was just making an innocous remark.
If you are 30 and above and single you can rent a room here.

Toks2008:
You never sabi these nauthy nairaland adolescents..lol


they must shook mouth.

yougosee:
Graciousolo
The solution is what you are rejecting.
The Holy Spirit is the power you need to break this bondage you are in.

For some pratical tips:
Mind man, mind.
You have to say no in your mind first.
The mind is a battle field.
The Holy Spirit will help you win in there too.

5minsmadness:
And u think masturb_ation is a bigger sin than fornication

blank:
Once you start having sex, it should stop.

ifyalways:
You talked about wife and kids in your opening post as if they " were" .

Anyways, good luck with your mental case and health care. I obviously didn't know 'twas a mental case hence my " shallow" reply.

cococandy:
There nothing wrong with you.

Twelve times in a yr doesn't seem like the frequency for you to count it as an addiction.

If it was twelve in a week or month.

But you can still seek hope since you feel bad about yourself courtesy of it.

enieme:
he he. Thank God im female

enieme:
he he. Thank God im female

ifyalways:
keep busy.
You are married, how's the sexual life with your Misus? If either of you is uptight in the bedroom, time to honestly let go of pretence, stay real to ones healthy fantasies and desires.
Involve your wife.Be honest with her, tell her the way you want to be touched, take her hands and place them where u want them to be and teach her how to please you. Be ready to please her too. That's what marriage is!

There's nothing a professional will do for you here, forget Oyibo movies. You need to be busy in and outside the bedroom.simples.

armadeo:
you need a psychologist who deals in addiction. where is your location.

angieberry:
At OP, this is indeed an addiction. I don't know any counsellors or therapists, but I assure you that what you need now is spiritual help. I don't mean to sound cliché, but you have to pray!!! You should also seek the help of a strong christian or pastor who would pray against the spirit of masturbation. Yes, I believe there's a spirit behind this addiction and you need serious prayers and deliverance to be free.

God be with you

Gboliwe:
He is certified and No, he isn't a clergy.

armadeo:
it is well.

the first step is knowing the problem.

masturbation is addictive. you are addicted to it. so you fight it the way you fight all addictions go cold turkey.


it wont be easy but i believe it can be done.

first you need to get rid of all the porn you have.

second you need to be active during the day find something to do, be productive and not layind around doing nothing. if you are a student spend more time reading your books even if you have to get ahead of the class, become active in sports on a daily basis. try and join groups like chess club etc in school. if you arent in school look aroung you and find somewhere to go and be busy.


and idle mind is the devils workshop. fill up your time till you have no time. you would be tired and fufilled everyday and tired at night.


finally i know you said you dont want to hera preaching but i still think with this efforts above you need to pray. while praying you are also acting. the days of manna are gone.

all the best bro.

Erebeshe:
d bible is wat u need more
then try 2 seek counsel frm an elderly persn kloz 2u

Gboliwe:
I know a counsellor but he is also a Christian so I guess he would definitely use the bible in counselling you. Would you still want to have him?

Phut:
Ol' boy na true o!

BTW, You write very well and you sister is blessed to have you as a brother.

Phema:
My labour experience. . . hmmmmnn

Rocktation:
God bless you, OP.

Dyt:
Lmao I hope my name won't change to do something here oo

Dyt:
I was misyarning

Doc said what do I need do again
Its already there

lilmax:
My labor experience

Dyt:
They still call me DO SOMETHING
All the time I was there after birth
I was squirting
Found the fluid flowing

My labor was drama
Doc do something
I can't see again
I won't do it again oooo
Nooooooo
Never
Doctor oo
Otijabo ooooo