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pretydiva:
What a funny thread ..fear eyaf catch me already..chaii..dis process isn't easy at all. Buh God will definitely see us tru

Wishing all women in d delivery room, a safe delivering.

Don't fear u hia, It'll be as smooth as ur dp.

MrsPhyno:
That comment about Jesus was a little too sacrilegious for my taste....

Noted.

Onegai:
Graciousolo

Thanks.
@the breathing technique, you definitely have a bera experience(after all na u carry the belle)

@Sitting when in labour. Never knew that, but sincerely I think it's the contractions that does major controlling.

@ur bro. I workout too, though i've not been working out for sometime, so I'm not 'ripped out', i'm athletic built. But my elder brother is really ripped.

You just seem interesting.

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Not all women shout. Women that shout are mainly first preg and women with complications.

Some women there will just go; woo woo and give birth.

corisande:
lol
I can't believe I tried crying like a baby to check if its igbo

Na u are old now, your will sound different. May be Yoruba. Ye ye ye, egba mi o.

Gboliwe:
Awwwwww!

Every man especially the die hard misogynist should read this.

Agreeded
And that's why this needs to hit FP, might have some humour but totally true. And more importantly from man's experience and perspective.

Oya make una call the MODs

SAMBARRY:


you're on a long thing if you expect them here


reminds me of my day too. I opened the thing.i cared less who was looking at me

that pain will make you loose every sense of inhibition and care. In fact nothing wey I no pull that day

Ooh first hand experience. You need to see as I dey rub anoda men wives waists

aflyingbird:
good observations. but this ur title, " my labour experience" makes it seem like u were the one in labour

Nne it was me ooo. My belle no just big ni

angelTI:



God bless all women and those that hold them dear to their hearts

That's me. I stood for several hours and didn't sleep throughout the night plus seeing my lovely sis in pain was not funny. Thank God tho.

Things to expect at a maternity home, especially in the delivery or labour arena(based on my personal experience).

I went to spend my holidays with my pregnant sister in Aba, Her hubby is a very busy bank official, his sister who stays with them had a job interview at Enugu and so that's how I stayed with my sister through an incredible 20+hrs labour period.

Like earlier stated, this list is based on my personal experience of over 20 hours painful labour. Enjoy...

* Pregnant women(in labour) might just be mistaken for crazy. They don't mind walking round the room unclad, a few don't care who is present. You will hear things like: yeah! Mummy ooo, Ahh! Chukwudi, ooh! I'm in pains ooo.

* They are prayer warriors(same goes for their carer). My sis was 'kabashing'. It's not unusual to hear: 'libra ba bosh', 'ka bosh ske muntele' e.t.c. The carer too is expected to be a clergy.

* Jesus must have many wives. With so many women screaming Jesus uuu!, Jesus uuu!! Jesus uuu!!!. You'll begin to wonder if he's responsible for their pregnancy.

* You'll get unclad with speed and alacrity. '...Nobody will see my unclothedness, except my husband', Wo! You'll open your Congo by yourself waa, when time reach, every...thing will be revealed, the fun part is that they'll ask your husband outta the room. Haha!

* There ain't no better singer than an expectant grandmother. [/b]Sincerely, Beyonce they learn work. Come see as all dem these mama dey throw chorus.
These women are so caring, they pray and sing before their daughter is delivered of the baby, after delivery they continue, but this time they do it shouting.
[b]
* You can't take away the pain. This is to the possessors of the JT that did the damage.Yes you can't take away the pain but you can ease it by staying with them esp if it is her first time. There is really no better time to show you care.

* Every child's first language is... IGBO!. Every baby's first cry is Uwa aaa uwa aaa... when translated it means 'this life, how ironic aiit? #Yimu.

* Crying is auspicious. When the baby cries, for the first time everybody rejoices at the cry of another.

* There'll be nothing like a mothers instinct(love). As weak as my sis was after the CS, each time she hears her baby's voice, you'll see this very weak lady stretching her hands towards the direction of the baby, that was one of the most memorable and touching moment.


* Women are natural carers. [/b]They still come to with their daughters when in labour. Great respect for women.

[b]* It's always worth it. Young woman if you are not ready, pls don't do, the thing can fit pain eeh. But at the end it's always worth.


* Mothers of 10 how did you do it? [/b]Seriously, how did they do it?


[b]They say to be forewarned is to be fore armed.
...Forewarning the carer. Incase you mistakenly find yourself caring for a pregnant woman in labour, adhere to the following:

* Wear only original and dark coloured cloth. This is very important esp if it's a first for the woman. Why? They will drag and pull anything they touch, my sis pulled my head, shirt, jean, she nearly pulled my JT, na god save me.

* Train hard and put on helmet. [/b]I meant it when I said TRAIN, but if you are caught unawares put on a HELMET. I know my sis wasn't angry with me, but I still got occasional slaps on the face and the head. Just imagine I made her angry before hand, I for dey wear P.O.P now.

[b]
* Be ready to rub waist(s). [/b]I rubbed not only my sis waist, I also rubbed that of a woman lying adjacent to her. Don't worry they will appreciate you later.


[b]* Tell her not to shout. [/b]Tell her to breath in and out through her mouth instead, for real, it make the pain more bareable.

[b]
* Caeserean session is no death sentence. [/b]If she's has been in labour for upto 12hrs, please consider CS, so you don't loose the woman or the baby. My sis baby was weak after CS but he is good now.

[b]* Complain about anything. [/b]If she complains about anything don't be shy to call the nurses after all you paid for their services. Don't assume!

[b]
* Complain about anything(baby). If the baby cries too much, complain!. If it doesn't cry, complain!. If the baby doesn't breath well, complain!. Be very observant of the baby.


In conclusion, the maternity clinic is a place of agony and pains, then joy and happiness at last. Children are a beautiful thing and a miracle. Now I feel greater pain for a woman who lose her child.

I disturbed the nurses eeh, they initially thought she was my wife, because of how much I cared. Now I'm still being appreciated by the staffs and other families at the maternity home.

I have always loved children, but now I have more respect for the process through which they come to us.

The experience wasn't pleasant in any sense, but if I had to do it all over again for my loved ones, I will.

God bless my mother and every other mom and mom to be. Big ups.

Have you experienced labour before? Then let's read your story.

*modified*
I showed this thread to my sis... and it was mixed emotions, she laughed and then she cried.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Godwin10

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I have search the internet without any result.
Your help will be appreciated. Thanks.

Sure Sir, Us, the surulere guys know for long.
Banky came into the pic after MI self.

White Clifford Orji.

searching4love:


THE ONLY CHANCE TO SHOW CASE HIS ROTTEN FOOTBALL ABILITY IS BY PLAYING IN THE NATIONAL TEAM. INSTEAD, THE COCONUT BRAINED CHIMPANZEE CALLED MIKEL CHOSE TO REMAIN ON CHELSEA BENCH COLLECTING FREE SALARY AND LAVISHING IT ON HIS RUSSIAN OBSESSION. MIKEL'S CAREER IS DEAD AND BURIED

Look at how you write slanderously about another man.

Meanwhile you are in oblivion. God help you

Talk about trust.
That guy chop liver.

Hallelu...

haha

Guilty... of which ? None.

I like 'em both.
I don't discriminate

nah... Not being gay.

Well I pray that when caught, you go through legal justice system and not the jungle justice way.

May God help and deliver you.

If Buhari get you...

That cramming ish eeh...
And they come out scholars...

Insanity.

Reminds me of the classic movie, Million dollar baby.

Always protect yourself.

nnamdiosu:
that she's a transgender too?

She's a trans...
Use google, check youtube

toocoded:
And that is?

She's a trans...
Use google, check youtube

Haha


That guy is a ...

Look at the expression on his face. Stupid boy.

lordtim001:
Shey dem dey watch song?

I no wan curse u...

dem no dey watch music video? Abi u no see say dem ban some videos only.

Dumb people everywhere always forming smart.

Oga go bush.

vani86:
na them form pass, with their [/b]three quarter eye brows wey they use dulux paint on[b]

If you say so

Somebody tell them to ban them before they become popular... Shey na songs wey people don watch and rock finish na im una dey ban

See fine girl...

Meanwhile the 'not-so-fine' ones for NL go dey form.

*Modified*

The several likes proves that NL ladies noDeyTry...

Well a word is enuf for d wise, dat rejected/ignored PM might be your Mr right.

Oya make una start to dey reply sharply

The feet of the child looks like a d*ck.
Am I right?

Not bad

Bros this might sound harsh but Yes. Many people will support them.