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Op I know you did this to make us laugh lols,LWKM lols my tommy o lols.

Nothing is wrong with having stretch marks, that ass still looks good abeg.

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

lol u try,thank GOD for that hot slap it changed your life. Lols @"je ka lo do ra wa"

pbs4real:
bin seriously busy ooo,since u 4got me nah. . .

pele thought as much,me ke abi u left me for all does fine fine gals on NL.

pbs4real:
Brb after el classico, grad2012 shld appear here nw

yes o am here lols, dearie happy new month, been a while? Where on earth have you been? Lols

Just cut the whole hair its better that way.

Lols

ehix89:
that by no means a compliment

O damn I editted that comment.it was a mistake.

Lols

its love nah

I doubt if any man can have all this qualities.

neoapocalypse:
You said you'd WORK OUT ON HIM, which essentially means you'll fvck him ( or something equally kinky?) , and I agree, the relationship won't remain the same after that.

lols mistake, I wanted to write WALK OUT ON HIM,will correct myself.

neoapocalypse:
I guess you don't realise what you wrote

is anything wrong with what I wrote?

Damn I love guys with clean shaved beards.

Lol funny enough I have male friends,but i have never experienced such before. But if I should,I will be angry and just walk out on him. After that kind of stuff I don't think your friendship will remain the same.

see fine men enh.

homeboy205:
I always feel like slapping our 9ja police in uniform

hehehehehe you need to try it but please kindly let me know the end result to that.

nikkypearl:
Long time sis!

abi long time o my sister#hugs, how have you been?
Looking good.

Every woman has something special that will make your man love you,please it not always All about the ass and the boobs

robosky02:
that's why I just say with 'suga" grad.. only

not all the shit we see

happi new month jare

yes o suga,happy new month,how was your day?

Lols why nah

Fighting over a woman? mteeewwww,that girl better be hotter than beyonce, what am I saying sef even if she's hotter than beyonce is she worth your life.

Lols dat is weird are u sure she's not possess?

Kekeke

Omg why do all this? Why cause ur parents tears? This is just getting too much.
RIP

Yes he can.

Truely that sound at the ATM stand brings so much joy lols.
So romancelanders to you what is better than hearing I love you?

Mine will be at the age of 09 not good at all.

Pls go for the first one,a woman that can send you her whole salary stay with you in times when broke,then that's a real woman who loves you don't even need to ask.

I don't think the second lady has been through anything with you yet.BE WISE

Go gal you look so beautiful,love that smile and I just hit like .

One is ok nah abi.

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