Only in Naija someone will be absent from work due to ill health and when you see the person the following day and ask why he wasn't at work the previous day and he goes " I was strong" .
So today nko

There's Travelex at the international airport. Used them a coupla times!

@ BROWNGOLD

graffiti: @Justwise
Thank you very much for your wishes.

@Joe02
I am female o, lol
I wasn't called for any interview o. The docs we submitted are:
1.Completed application form
2.Letter supporting the application detailing our relationship,how we keep in touch,why we opted to settle in the uk,my career intention etc. As much as u can introduce your relationship,its genuineness and ur future plan,etc.
4. Our birth certificates.
5. Loads of Pictures at diff stages of our relationship and wedding pictures.
6. Marriage certificate.
7. Spouse's P60
8. Spouse's 6months payslip
9. Spouse's 6months bank statement
10. Tenancy agreement and letter from landlord.
11. Utility bills
12. Letter from spouse's employer
13.Phone call record between aug2010-aug2011 (from lebara)
14. Emails and chat records
15.Spouse's shares record
16. Correspondence with an employment agency I registered with (REED)
17. My degree and professional certificates. and transcript.
18. My employment letters (in naija)
19. My 3months payslip
20. My pension statement (stanbic IBTC)
21. Cooperative contribution statement from office.
22. Copy of work ID card
23. Copy of Spouse's work ID card and drivers licence
24. Copies of spouse's passport showing entries and departures from naija and bio data page.
25. Boarding passes and travelling documents.
26.Copies of my passport pages showing visas and entries and departures from the UK.

N.B: I didn't even include my acct statement cos it had ziilch balance and spouse's account balance was less than £1k as he's spent heavily on wedding.
*all documents were original save for spouse's passport and ID cards.

Don't hesitate to contact me if u have further questions

@omo-tier
Abegi why aggrandise the straightforward and simple question?? Kini big deal

@Aypelumi
The red bags are used for first time applicants,
The black bags for non first time applicants!
SHIKENA!!!

Julieni:

just got back from the centre, and i was refused to go for an appeal, am so fed up

Are you sure you haven't been banned?

I applied at Lekki centre,though the visa was issued in Abuja.
Proper,neat and indexed documentation is the way to go,it makes the decision process easier and more enjoyable for the caseworker!

@Justwise
Thank you very much for your wishes.

@Joe02
I am female o, lol
I wasn't called for any interview o. The docs we submitted are:
1.Completed application form
2.Letter supporting the application detailing our relationship,how we keep in touch,why we opted to settle in the uk,my career intention etc. As much as u can introduce your relationship,its genuineness and ur future plan,etc.
4. Our birth certificates.
5. Loads of Pictures at diff stages of our relationship and wedding pictures.
6. Marriage certificate.
7. Spouse's P60
8. Spouse's 6months payslip
9. Spouse's 6months bank statement
10. Tenancy agreement and letter from landlord.
11. Utility bills
12. Letter from spouse's employer
13.Phone call record between aug2010-aug2011 (from lebara)
14. Emails and chat records
15.Spouse's shares record
16. Correspondence with an employment agency I registered with (REED)
17. My degree and professional certificates. and transcript.
18. My employment letters (in naija)
19. My 3months payslip
20. My pension statement (stanbic IBTC)
21. Cooperative contribution statement from office.
22. Copy of work ID card
23. Copy of Spouse's work ID card and drivers licence
24. Copies of spouse's passport showing entries and departures from naija and bio data page.
25. Boarding passes and travelling documents.
26.Copies of my passport pages showing visas and entries and departures from the UK.

N.B: I didn't even include my acct statement cos it had ziilch balance and spouse's account balance was less than £1k as he's spent heavily on wedding.
*all documents were original save for spouse's passport and ID cards.

Don't hesitate to contact me if u have further questions

@Justwise
Yes o, wasn't even expecting it so soon, after reading some responses here about people who waited for 3months before it went through.
I'm so grateful to God.

I give all praises to my ever faithful God. I got my spouse visa speedily and stress free! 
I applied on the 17th Oct and got no SMS though, but kept tracking it online. On the 2nd Nov status had changed to "application ready for collection",
Picked up my spouse visa the next day. Visa had been issued on 27th Oct. Woooow, I'm still amazed
Thanks to the good peeps of nairaland. This site has been so informative and helpful. Keep up the good works guys.
Wishing all applicants that are still hopeful and expectant best of luck,

Cheers!!!

@Justwise, why do you waste your time slugging it out with theses executive edeeots?? They deserve nothing more than they get (or will get)
@Applicants
I would never have believed such low thinking primitives still roam the earth,one would think you had gone into extinction, In actual fact you deserve a place in the Guiness World book of records-the Greatest Phools that ever lived!!!
Yet trying to justify the setup(which is erstwhile plain for all to see)-the only explanation is either their primitive mind isn't fully developed to process such info OR they are under the influence of some CRYSTALised J.u.j.u !!!
I bet they are waiting for canadian embassy officials to bring their visa printing machines to crystal office in bariga on sunday Sept 11th and be printing out their visas one after the other in alphabetical order!!
Or when they get to National theatre,the applicant will all form a big circle holding hands,eyes closed,with one leg up,they will 'evaporate' FIAM, and 'condense' GBAM in Manitoba, I still believe in miracles anyway!!
My only prayer is that this doesn't turn out to be the biggest mass human-money manking ritual in history o,
While we are thinking applicants are in canada,they are in peoples' wardrobe with calabash on their heads,
Poor souls,

NB: Remb even the Bible said it that even from the poor,it will be taken to further enrich the rich,

She couldn't even answer the que.
How could she possibly win

@Omolola911
Congrats on your success. Are you saying your spouse wasn't called for an interview by the BHC??

Good people of Nairaland,
I am an ardent reader of this section and it suffices here to say you guys are doing a pretty wonderful job. I wanted to renew my visit visa and learnt a lot and got some guidance just reading through older posts. I didn't post nor ask questions,just read thru and thru, till I got all I needed and put in my application on last friday and picked up my visa today (tuesday). Halleluyah!
Felt to just drop some commendation for you guys here. More grease to your elbow and keep the flag flying,
Cheers!

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Eyah, sorry I'm used to applying Bible in what i do.

Image123:

I don't have much knowledge about the man in question or his exact situation/circumstance, but i think you're discussing on christian divorce and remarriage. To start with no true christian will divorce, and no true christian will remarry while the spouse is alive. That's Bible. Thank God its in the NT. We'll have started hearing lecture about the Law. Now its grammar about legalism. A christian keeps God's commands or He is not a christian. It is that plain and plain.

Are you a christian yourself? and Since when did God place the mantle of deciding who is a christian and who is not in you hands
If you truly do what you claim then I want to believe that you have not read your bible up to Matthew 7:1-5.

All you these sanctimonious religionist spewing hate, judgement, hate, judgement over what is and what is not about religious doctrines,
The guy has moved on in his life touching so many lives along the way and you sit here nit-picking his actions. Are you God? Or are you Omniscient? Is that your passport to Heaven?
You'll better get real ,get busy and make making heaven your priority , cos,
HEAVEN IS REAL!!!!!!!

Pssscchheewwwwwww,

hi all

kokoye:

She's been looking for you too!!!

I saw her in modakeke last week, beside oke-agbona. she said she was going to asaba to stay with her cousins for the weekend , then she'll go to maiduguri for summer. Hurry up and go there before she leaves for greenland in the fall.

Or, better still, join her for xmas at ogidiben riverine area.

she no get email adreess, se you want her number??

You're just a freaking CLOWN!!

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i was told that d snake lizard (alayanbere) will become a big snake if we don't sing a particular song anytime we saw it

d song (alanyanbere morie -- snake lizard i sound u)
"ko to dejo moti dabere -- before u turn to a snake,i'll change to a needle)
"eje mi koro bi ewuro -- my blood is as bitter as bitterleaf)
popopo ---

LOL can u imagine and we feel 4it big time.

LMAO (I remember that too)

I was told that if i dragged a stick on the floor, my mother's breast will grow so long and be dragging on the floor too.
Because I used to bedwet at a time, i was made to kneel down in front of a grinding stone and sing a song for it before i went to bed.(a reminder for th!!e grinding stone to wake me up to wee in the night )!!!

"Omo olota jowo kale o - Grinding stone,good evening o)
"Emi ---- lon ki yin o - It is me ---(name) greeting you o)
"Bi to ba ngbon mi, ki e jimi ---when i'm feeling pressed please wake me o)!!
Oh MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

Cant believe i actually did that