₦airaland Forum

Casan0va:
I've been reading on the sidelines and decided to chook mouth seeing how you are running your mouth like an overgrown baby.

Basic breakdown of what a sex craved eediot spends just to bang an overused puna is as follows:
1. Money for hair every two weeks. ................................................................................................10k each week =20k monthly
2. Take outs which includes food, going to see movies, gifts, etcetera...............................................................60k
3. Money spent during the orphan's birthday and the worthless simp's own birthday...............................................................70k
4. "Something came up, I need your help" money........................................................................................................80k
5. Transport fare when she comes to visit him, going and coming for a month...................................................15k
Rough total of what the worthless simp spends monthly on a pussy with a mileage of 4,000 miles is N245,000
Meanwhile, all he gets is burden, more burden, cheating with an alpha, nagging, more nagging, etc

Now, lets see basic salary for a househelp who will not only cook but clean, wash and do other basic stuff....
Lol, 100k? Lmao.
Many young girls would be happy to do the job for 20k or less sef. Country hard.
P.S, she might even be a better human being than the entitled, beggi beggi, ashawo two kobo, broke thing and her puna may be tighter and fresher and she's even happy to service her oga..

So, checking which Is more profitable, having a typical Nigerian girlfriend is a drain on any man, mentally, emotionally, financially, spiritual.
The only thing i can say a woman can give, is her organizational acumen, finish.
Lmao, I did not mention sex, because sex is not yours to give, its what the two parties give and pussy is useless and worthless.


Simps, open your goddamned eyes.
If you wan phock, you go everly see hole where you go enter.
Nigerian girls are just not it.

You can only fool yourself with that level of Empty analysis that has zero level of integrity and common sense.

Is your analysis based on broke 80% Nigerian youths that don't earn above 100k per month or a privileged 20% that earn enough.
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Tell me how many guys on nairaland can even afford to spend up to 50k on their girlfriend per month without dying of hunger.I mean even if they were all simps without brains.

Lee99:
What do you mean? Do you mean you cannot do all those by yourself? Are you crippled or something? Stop trying to act woke it just makes you sound dumb. Shalom

You're the dumb ass idiot here. Those chores require time and effort. Time and effort are basic requirements for employment with full pay.

Anyone doing those for you is saving you the effort and troubles plus free time you get to do other profitable things.

If you don't need a lady to help you then stop bothering ladies.

If a lady refuses to help, you guys will still be the pussy ass idiots that'll run your mouth and complain.

I HAVE CONTINOUSLY WARNED WOMEN THAT IF YOU CONTINUE TO TERRORISE AND TORTURE YOUR HOUSEHELP, SHE WILL POISON YOU OR YOUR KIDS ONE DAY.

A househelp that is being treated right and humane will never do such a thing.

Escaliburx:
If as a guy, you do all that nkọ, what else would she be offering?

If she pays her bills by herself, what else will you be offering her if not sex. And yes a lot of modern day ladies are independent and pay their bills.

The point is that guys should stop the boring blackmail of making it appear like girlfriends that give a lot by helping out in the house aren't useful and therefore should be relegated to sex slaves before they can be counted useful.

Most guys pay a lot to get things done in their homes cos they're busy with work and engagements.

A LADY THAT OFFERS COOKING, CLEANING, CHORES AND EVEN SEX IS OFFERING MORE THAN A LOT.

Go and hire employees to handle those tasks for you and your shrinking bank account will tell you what I mean.

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOES ALL THAT FOR YOU PLEASE STOP DISRESPECTING HER.

It gives you no right to turn her to your sex slave. Men please be reasonable for once.

czarr:
At first she is the victim but if she stays with him while he keeps beating her then understand he is the victim and the pain is pleasurable for the woman, she adapts and even begins to love and crave it.....insult me all you want but nobody can convince me that a woman would get beaten to stupor and still stay with a man if she doesn't enjoy it.....never....in fact i am convinced she deliberately stirs up conflict to get beaten.

A lot of guys seem to think that because a woman is crying and being emotional that she is not deriving pleasure.....i remember my friend having sex with a girl aggressively and she was shouting and even crying clutching her stomach you'd think she is dying and she'll still come back that evening with her two left legs for another round.....that's when it hit me that a woman is crying and emotional doesn't mean she is in pain she may just be excited.

the men are the real victims here because they loose themselves, he may not even be a woman beater at first but some of this women are damaged and need that strong hand so they'll push the men to turn into beast so they can get that damaged mind satisfaction.

I am not a woman beater o.....never raised my hand on a woman...

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FOOL I EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

THE CURSE OF YOUR INNOCENT MOTHER WILL CERTAINLY DESTROY YOU.

USELESS WASTED SEMEN.

GOVT IS 100% TO BLAME FOR NIGERIA'S PROBLEMS.
NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

Heartheart:
during my service I did that a lot. Was kind of his only friend there

You girls will never learn. Even with brains you girls behave like total mor0ns once an idiot pretends to love you.

Mizflo:
Thanks for the advice. I have lost faith in Jesus because if he was there I wouldn’t have been suffering like this . I don’t want to look for him because he has never care about me and I don’t want to know him

GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER FOR ADOPTION BUT LET THEM ADD THE CONDITION THAT THEY WILL LET YOU VISIT YOUR DAUGHTER FROM TIME TO TIME.

ALSO LET THEM ADD IN THE AGREEMENT THAT IF THEY MALTREAT OR ABUSE YOUR DAUGHTER, THE ADOPTION IS NULLIFIED AND YOU WILL TAKE HER BACK.

Simply tell her to shower before the act.

All of us stink till we shower. No exceptions.

jamex93:
.... It's cool... But seems like the front flash light is same with S4, I don't really like it, because I can't make video call with it when the place is dark... The other person won't be seeing me as the flashlight is not coming up at all

Unfortunately almost all smartphone manufacturers ignore this extremely important feature.

In fact I don't even know any single smartphone that has it.

I once opened a thread about it.

Rtk5:
You're very very right... But she has tried a lot too in being the fool & making it work. Right now I don't know whats in her mind. Could she have gotten over the marriage

So why not try to be the fool and make it work this time. Why does it always have to be her playing that vital part.

For you to acknowledge that she's been playing the fool means that you were clearly aware and makes you guilty.

In all marriages that work, one person always stoops low and bears a lot of the brunt. The other partner eventually learns to reciprocate or even may not. I mean all marriages that work.

In the posters marriage nobody wants to stoop low.

Perfect reason why many marriages eventually fail.

Acjohn:
This one na script, see how he deliberately tear him clean singlet just to look poor. The guy is catching fun

Glad someone could easily decode the matter.

dammypat:
Pls you need to go collect back the school fees your parent paid while you were in secondary school cos I am sure you had biology classes then or let’s say you no dey stay for biology classes,I wonder where you got woman sexual drive as hormonal imbalances from�‍♀️
Have you ever heard of estrogen,progesterone,ovulation period and also their signs in women?
Sexual drive is normal in women ,though it maybe high in some women which is literally not their fault
Always read up! Google is there to help you.

Female sexual drive waits till ovulation and you're boasting.

Male sex drive runs round the clock, January till December.

Clear reason why most men find it hard to control themselves in that area.

Ginaz:
I’ve told her countless times but she laughs it off.

Well , I will mind my own business. Seems like I’m forcing her . If I had more siblings maybe I wouldn’t been this hurt .

That's where I'm different, I no send anybody wey no regard me.

Not news. She's an olosho. They all are.

Tell her how you feel and if she still continues then away with her.

Much respect sir. Fully behind you.

How is this news.

Misskoool:
Lets play a game guys

Without saying its name describe your phone

You should've started by describing yours to give people a format of what descriptions should look like.

PrinceInTheNort:
Alhamdulillah if it's true.

In rome act like a Roman.

Useless hypocrite territorist. I can bet money you've done evil 100 times more than that fellow and nobody sentenced you to death

Bonatheripper:
Just know you're not smart

Just know you're narrow minded. You lack understanding of deep things.

MrBrownJay1:
in my opinion, this has nothing to do with media nor anything else.... unless you believe that our forefathers were driven by society and media when they had a better life with good women by their side.

the reality is that a man is "happier" when sharing the burden of life (stress/worries/hard day etc) AND the good times, with a good woman by his side.... rather than keeping it bottling inside. a good woman is a helper/carer/psychologist/therapist/friend/shoulder to cry on and much more.... and as much as any man can do it alone, it makes life easier with a "good" woman by his side.

I maintain my point: A man doesn't need a woman to be happy and vice versa.

Not having a woman doesn't mean you don't have friends and relatives and colleagues you can interact with.

You're simply confined by the limited boundaries of your psychology.

Psychology sometimes is created by societal norms and re-enforced by the media.

MrBrownJay1:
hhmm probably yeah, but then again, having a "good" woman by your side (whether married or not) will always be more rewarding that being alone.

A man doesn't need a woman to be happy and vice versa. My point.

Society and media gave us that mindset.

You can't blame her. Nigerian law enforcement hunts petty thieves and small profile yahoo boys and exonerate politicians that loot in billions.

The good woman is very comfortable where she is. In fact she sees herself as a Saint.

MrBrownJay1:
a man can live with a woman and have a family with her without marrying her... and be just as happy as any married couple out there.

A man can be single and happy also. Happiness is individually built and not earned by marriage.

You don't know how lucky you are yet you're complaining.

I wish men have a type of circumcision that can help them to stop feeling sex.

That way we will be free from random nagging sexual urge.

That will be full freedom from women and their drama forever.

Most people on social media are very disrespectful for absolutely no good reason.

That's why I don't waste time to pay them back in their own coins

southniyikaye:
if my kids frustrate you, shouting and spanking will be the least of your worries so I don't spank or shout, I just quarantine them without toys inside a room, they tend to behave themselves by themself

You my friend are the only sensible person on this thread.

I've tried fruitlessly to convince brutal and wicked parents and individuals that there are many ways to disciple kids without spanking and torturing them in inhuman ways.

The woman should be heavily fined for child abuse.