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CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth - I Don't Club Because Their Drinks Are Too Expensive by graphiti: 9:28pm On Mar 21, 2017
helphelp:
Why you wan spoil market for club owners na
Nah!
More like why e wan spoil market for hinsef

Sebi d pipo (Hausas/igbos/yorubas) wey dey spend 5million 2 buy table for hin show instead of buying a #pirated copy for 150 naira dey hear!

undecided
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by graphiti: 8:56pm On Mar 21, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Where is the joke?
QuietHammer:
You have to be a bit intelligent to get the EFCC's tweets

CelebritiesRe: Mimi Ubini: "An Actor Had An Erection Playing Romantic Role With Me” by graphiti: 8:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
Dhur! sad
As fuel is expected to explode in d presence of #nake.d fire, so is a virile man expected to be 'moved' in d presence/at d sight if a #na.ked woman! Its simply d law of nature!

Some women be dressing sexually yet frown at being tagged sex objects

Hian.......
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman & His Wife Lizzy Dance Joyously In Church (Pics) by graphiti: 1:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo To Remain In Detention Until March 23rd by graphiti: 1:20pm On Mar 19, 2017
ptolemy247:
Its funny how nigerians laud the police for locking Kemi for accusing Pastor David of adultery while Otobo is being praised for pulling down Apostle Suleman.
That's d effect of ethnic bigotry/tribal alliance.
SMH!
undecided
RomanceRe: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by graphiti: 10:28pm On Mar 18, 2017
lefulefu:
exactly!....make guys dey make wise decision abeg grin.when a guy becomes second option for a lady ...cheating might be a sure thing in that relationship.
Gbam!
RomanceRe: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by graphiti: 10:16pm On Mar 18, 2017
IamAirforce1:
This is not true Love

I bet she gave in because her main guy disappointed her.

The main guy could still pop up from no where sometimes in future and still confuse her into continuing from where they stopped.
Chai..... very wicked but on point!
#option B Option K tinz!
grin
CelebritiesRe: Ibrahim Magu's Rejection: 'I Just Dey Vex' - By Charly Boy - Must Read by graphiti: 8:20pm On Mar 18, 2017
9jakohai:
The basic problem with fighting corruption in Nigeria is that most Nigerians really do not want to fight corruption.

After all, we just welcomed back, with high honors, a man who was jailed in the UK for corrupt activities. Because, you know, he is our son, and he has done nothing wrong in stealing from us.

It is only when other people from other tribes steal that are thieves.


Nigerians have a poor attitude towards corruption. It is easy to get a Nigerian muslim to be agitiated about cartoons in Denmark, or a Nigerian christian to be agitiated about 'defending' his hero man of God (or is it man-God ) from 'slander'.

But get them to protest against corruption, and unless it is about how they were cheated out of free money...they won't talk.

That is why Magu won't get a fair hearing. Nigerians, as represented by their Sinators love their corruption. Infact the sinators should not be attacked for attacking Magu. They merely reflect the will of their constituents.
alienvirus:
Nice one area father. Not that Nigerians are docile but their agility and intelligence are being watered down by tribalism. Nigerians prefer to suffer than to stand up against oppressive brothers.

Have you ever heard this "he is son of the land. He is our brother "
....have u never heard "... ehn, and so? Last time around did ur brother not do d same? juss leave him alone o, he's our own thief"
SMH undecided
FamilyRe: "She Carry Belle For Front & Back" - Media React To Lady's Pregnancy Photo by graphiti: 7:05pm On Mar 18, 2017
monalicious:
Why does she remind me of a snake?
.....I thot I was d only one thinking along ds line......
FamilyRe: "She Carry Belle For Front & Back" - Media React To Lady's Pregnancy Photo by graphiti: 7:02pm On Mar 18, 2017
Nne5:
Her body looks weird.

And her hubby got an erection.


grin grin
Chai.....
monitoring spirits.....

undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by graphiti: 12:03pm On Mar 18, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
she might be playing u.once u take her to mama/u married, some of them will show their true colour /identity
firstking01:
Nah, i doubt it...for her to have gone this length.
@firstking, bia, siddon diah!
Why do u think (professional) prostitutes find it extremely easy to hook good 'husband materials'?
Simple: They already know and cunningly apply these points.

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RomanceRe: I Can't Fathom This Kind Of Proposal!! Please Help. by graphiti: 11:28am On Mar 18, 2017
Bubblefairy:
Thanks alot for this. Will proceed effectively. God bless u.
Amen......and u too.
RomanceRe: I Can't Fathom This Kind Of Proposal!! Please Help. by graphiti: 5:42am On Mar 18, 2017
Bubblefairy:
Exactly my point, even someone you knew 3yrs ago could have changed
Daughter of Zion..........

To obtain a SSCE, as 'worthful' as d certificate is, you spent 14 years (creche/KG - 3 yrs, primary- 5 yrs, secondary- 6 yrs );
To obtain OND, 14+2 = 16 yrs,
For HND, 14+2+1(d one year mandatory industrial attachment)+2= 19yrs!
For Bsc/BA, it's 14+4/5 =18/19yrs.......

But to obtain marriage certificate, all u need be is above 18yrs and u r good to go! No preparation is required. Can we see why divorce/spousal abuse/murder easily creeps in to these 'marriages'?

Daughter of Zion, if u/she can endure (approximately) 20 yrs within d 4 walls of academic institutions just 2 acquire certificates (which is not even a guarantee of getting a job undecided ) let her, and by extension you endure just 3 months on her kneels seeking d guidance from the Omniscient one!!!

Daughter of Zion.........
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman 'Heals' A Crippled Man At His Conference In Washington (Photos) by graphiti: 11:08am On Mar 16, 2017
jumpandpas:
A pastor can be in error and also perform miracle. God told Moses to SPEAK to the ROCK but he STROKE the ROCK though water came out and the people drank but at the end, moses was judged for that sin and also penalised.
d underlined is 100% on point!
Miracles occur not majorly because of d (righteosness of d) 'man of God' but because od righteousness od d God of man

He- God, can perform miracles/wonders/speak thru #ANYONE he so desires-sinner or holy! eg Balaam d 'prophet' in d bible.

What makes you a true child of God is not miracle but Righteousness.
Again on point!
(Performing) miracles is never a guarantee to make heaven, HOLINESS is! Jesus Christ Himself madevthis expressly clear in d book of Matthew:

7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

7:25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

Bottomline:
Holiness takes u to heaven not miracles!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal: Why The Truth Matters by graphiti: 10:37am On Mar 16, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To Apostle Suleman And Stephanie Otobo's Sex Scandal by graphiti: 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2017
Guestlander:
Another round of meaningless obfuscation. How difficult is it to ask the lady and the pastor to provide their passports and all these nonsense can be laid to rest.
Is it by coincidence that a "cheap prostitute" and a pastor are traveling to the same country and staying in the same hotels at the same time?
Nigerian are weird if you tell them your governor is a thief they will reply by saying the governors of Adamawa and Gombe are also thieves just to obfuscate the main issue.
angry angry angry
My brother, ds tin weak me, I tell u!
Where do i even start? A case where judgement is passed based on tribal/ethnic affiliation really weak me.

The same bloke dt will shout 'hang him' to an offender on d 'other side' will suddenly remember 'bloodlines' whenever his 'brother' is found wanting.

Earlier today ,on a thread detailing d murder of an airforce officer lady by her jealous bf immediately took a tribal turn. The murder case was thrown aside while d tribe of d suspect/victim became d bone of contention.
I tell u, it was so sickening.
Here is d thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/3683324/air-force-personnel-carefully-planned

embarassed huh
CelebritiesRe: Foston Utomi's Instagram Post After Battering His Wife by graphiti: 9:41pm On Mar 15, 2017
KennyID17:
I bet the teacher must have been a woman grin cheesy. #punintended tongue
Well.........coincidentally, she was. I know d 'judgment' would've bn d sane had it bn she was a male teacher. The bottom line was my reaction was 'deadlier' dn hers. wink
CelebritiesRe: Foston Utomi's Instagram Post After Battering His Wife by graphiti:
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]It's easy for these women to jump and attack any man once they hear he hit a wOman.

It pisses me off! Not because i support domestic violence but because majority of them who do these bandwagon thing aren't really women who deserve respect from men.

[b]Yes he beat his wife. Yes he was wrong and bla bla bla. But why not settle down and try to know the nitty gritty of the story from both angles if you're so interested and really want to throw stones. Don't just see a picture and the next thing is to rush at the guy.[/s]

We have so many misandrists among us who hate men and never give them benefit of doubt. The moment they hear a man did something all they do cast aspersions on all men including their relatives who are male.

When they are done, they will tell us how the insults have helped him in anyway. I feel his pain, I know he's sorry he hit her but I'm sure he lost it and there is a reason for that.[/color]
D underlined weak me embarassed but I'll compose myself.
I'll tell u an experience I had in primary 3 (e don't tey i tell u grin)......
I had a little altercation with ds geh and b4 u say "sai baba" she yaff chuuk me with her biro. In retaliation, I reciprocated with what I had in my hand- which was a Sharp pencil. my action brought forth blood from her arms while hers (due to d bluntness of d pen) could hardly be noticed.

The teacher punished ONLY me and NY explanation that she was d 1st to 'chuuked' me fell on deaf ears!


Moral of d story? Let not ur reaction push u to become d accused when u are/might clearly be d victim

Cest finis!
CelebritiesRe: Foston Utomi's Instagram Post After Battering His Wife by graphiti: 6:54pm On Mar 15, 2017
CuteJude:
[s]Nobody is asking what she did

Maybe she cheated on him all of una typing insulting him go beat up una woman if that happens abeg lets stop pretending

If my wife tries nonsense i go beat am well very well till she learns , some women are like goats they need strong hand
[/s]


siye102:
Oga u are wrong very very wrong...
even if she cheated does it give him the right to batter her like that?
what if he ended up killing her in the process?
u think beating a woman is what makes a better person or make the person learn?
u need to erase that stupid ideology from ur head!!
Fathers, pls stop beating ur wives in front of ur children else u create psychopaths who see nothing abnormal in beating their wives

Fathers.... pleaaaaase!
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Lays Curse On Stephanie Otobo, Begs Apostle Suleman For Help by graphiti: 6:34pm On Mar 15, 2017
[s]
seyi360:
Even if Apostle Suleiman would have for any reason gone into an extra marital affair, there are more chances he would have done it with someone whose proximity with him generates no suspicion.

The point is , a Pastor is more vulnerable to the ladies that surround him.

From record, Pastors who have either confessed to adultery or accused of adultery , did it with either their Secretary, church member or someone in their entourage.

If the Apostle has maintained a clean slate hitherto with the beautiful women who litter his church in Auchi in their tens of thousands, its difficult to believe that a stripper based at a location 6,618 miles from him would have trapped him so easily in her sex cage.

She even ridiculously claims the Apostle promised her marriage , who does that to a striper? With the numerous responsible, decent and Godly women he has access to.

And the media trial is another glaring reason to see that the said lady is on a destructive mission .

Without any shadow of doubt, this is a robust and tactical assassination attempt of the Apostle's character.

Great men throughout history have had their names soiled in dangerous scandals.

But in the voice of T.D Jakes " this too will pass"
[/s]

Hian.....

PoliticsRe: Soldier Lifts 50kg Bag With His Teeth (Photos) by graphiti: 10:52pm On Mar 13, 2017
sar33:
Is this for real?Abi na juju or natural strength em use?



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/is-this-for-realpics.html?m=1
Na wah 2 u o!
U see parsin chest like ds dey ask ds kain question? huh
CareerRe: He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by graphiti: 10:33pm On Mar 13, 2017
Nwanne, ds is an eye opener 2 me o!
Right now I can relate to ur predicament.
I work as a maths teacher in one of the semi-top schools in Lagos. I'm so good at what I do dt I'm d apple of the proprietress' eyez. I even earn morecthan most of my ogas as a result. A situation that causes silent beefs/grudges .......but dhur, dts dr cup of cappuccino!

Late last year I got an offer in a multinational shipping company with a pay twice my wages. As a result of d rapport I have with d woman I brought her 2 speed about my offer. She was really downcast even though she wished me d best in my future endeavor. She asked me 2 get a competent replacement to fill my spot. After interviews upon interviews, none of d prospective candidates met d required standard. I knew it won't be easy to get someone of my calibre as, apart from being well grounded in the subject matter, I had close 2 two decades experience under my belt!

In pity and majorly as a sign of loyalty/appreciation for d manner she stood by me when i had a quarrel with d principal who subsequently wanted me sacked, I made her an offer of first refusal, ie, pay me what d new company wants to pay me (or at least something reasonably close to it). She promise to look into it.
The next month after this, my pay was increased by 40%........and since then, ny pay was reverted to my initial pay;

undecided kiss

Nna meeeen, that was how,thru 'loyalty', I lost d opportunity of working in a multinational company with twice d pay. Moreover, I had a highly great chance of overseas training -na dis one pain me pass;

But nothing spoil sha, cuz I believe my action is a seed which is bound 2 yield fruits in due course- from experience, i have always laugh last. It may take time, but I'll surely reap d dividend of my loyalty.


OP, I want u 2 look at things from dt angle too. As "matter is neither created nor destroyed but transmuted to other forms of energy", be rest assured dt ur ''bread" will surely come back 2 u multiple folds

Ecclesiastes 11:1 Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days.

So, kimmon cheer-up!!!

grin grin
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Christianity EtcRe: "Statue Of Jesus In Anambra Drops Water Miraculously"(Photos Shared On Facebook) by graphiti: 10:42am On Mar 12, 2017
pirees:
undecidedSee them idol worshippers everywhere undecided
As in ehn.....,


#satanic deception at its peak!
Don't gaulk it;
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Comes To Daniella Okeke Defense, Also Fights For Damilola Adegbite by graphiti: 6:14pm On Mar 11, 2017
drshrewd:
you can't defend the indefensible below is suleman's GL 450 Benz in Daniella okeke's house. the car she bragged about on her instagram page last year https://www.instagram.com/p/BOUe0m2haDP/?taken-by=teamdaniellaokeke

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4983784_suleman_jpega72ad53dea1e7a66c7d788fc002ea318

trace the owner/registrar of the car by going through this link http://www.lsmvaapvs.org/search.php?vpn=mus123ej Right click and click "view page source" behold you get a HTML Doc detailing information of that car including the name of the owner. below is a zoom detail of car's info

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4985520_apostle_png1467416eebd7aab49ae0c778e214727a
Chai.....case closed!
#NO STORY
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Comes To Daniella Okeke Defense, Also Fights For Damilola Adegbite by graphiti: 5:56pm On Mar 11, 2017
JamieNaija:
Controversial Actor, Uche Maduagwu has come to the defense of his colleagues, Daniella Okeke who was rumoured to be involved in the Apostle Suleiman and stephanie Otobo scandal, whilst also wishing Damilola Adegbite whose marriage is rumoured to be about to hit the rocks grace and strength, also advising her to leave the marriage if her husband doesn't treat her right.

On Daniella Okeke Scandal, he wrote:
I have known her for two years now, she is a virtuous woman, she had never dated any clergyman in Nigeria!. I wonder why some people are always saying trash about others....especially "yeye" runs girls, why is it that some Nigerian girls are so stupid? Why do girls beef each other? they do not support each other at all, its only in this industry called Nollywood that you will see girls beefing each other for no just reason, when a good woman is succeeding, that's when others will be envying. I have been on many movie set with this fantastic actress, she is a great actress, who doesn't joke with her craft, in fact, she is better than so many others, whenever we have time to chat after a long days shoot, I always get inspired by her words, am sure most of you don't know that this actress had given scholarships to a whole lot of kids in the past...✍, she is just a small girl with a very big God, she is humble, focused, virtuous and very hardworking... To all those spreading evil rumors about this great daughter of Zion, please stop it, let us fear God, just because you messed up your own life jumping from one man to the other doesn't mean every girl will be like you, some women actually worked hard for every Naira they have, Abeg, let this woman be, she is a role model to many, and also an hardworking person. I celebrate you my dear friend and colleague, please ignore all your haters, May the Lord keep blessing and lifting you up so that you can help others.

On Damilola's Adegbite Marriage Scandal, He wrote:
Nobody can put a good woman down...⚔ Nobody can ridicule her, nobody! They will only try, but they can't break that beauty in her. This wonderful daughter of Zion is a great woman, a fantastic actress and a friend, she is infact, the most stylish Nigerian actress, i know some haters wont agree with me on this, but the records dont lie, this great legend, is one of Africa's best, in fact, I don't know why she had not been nominated for an Oscar Award... to all those beefing this talented actress, shame on you all. So sad some people don't even know the value of a priceless jewel until they loose it. I pray for all the beautiful women out there...May the Lord bless you with a man that will honor and respect you. Please type amen oh!
No amount of prayer is too much, also, to all the good women out there, please don't ever allow a man take all of your kindness for weakness, love is not stupidity dear, if you think your not happy with how a man treats you, abeg throw away his love like "Ghana must go bag"....my dear, its allowed!
PropertiesRe: Land Grabbers Destroy Houses In Ajao Estate, Lagos (Pics) by graphiti: 4:10pm On Mar 11, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Afonjas re very lazy set of people ,can u imagine like say 2million na 2k.if it easy they should go and work for money not to sit down and be waiting for people to buy land
Don't mind them joor!
"The Afonja's are lazy"
"The Hausa's are lazy-parasites (on oil money)
" The niger-deltans are lazy bones, they know nothing but 2 shack kai-kai"
"The south Africans are lazy"
........"intact the citizens of the whole world are lazy"
"We are d only hardworking people in d whole-wide world"
.......bla-bla-bla.

Can u see how u breed unnecessary hatred 4 urself with ur own mouth?
Later u whine dt the whole world hate u. Do u not carelessly dig ur own grave with ur own mouth unwarrantedly?

undecided
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by graphiti: 12:30am On Mar 11, 2017
AntiWailer:
Not all girls have the liver

Ese Walters said Coza Pastor did it to many girls and none ever came out.

The way we talk down victims is very annoying.
Even if they come out, 'they' still be like: "APC propaganda", " BMC" etc

#Doubters~gon~doubt
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by graphiti: 12:23am On Mar 11, 2017
ruggedtimi:
The moral of sulieman's saga.." dont send nude pics on social media" it might be used against you someday
Ordinary photo sef I nor dey use 4 my social Media dp talkless of using my ownbhands send nude pics to somborri!
Taa!
Christianity EtcRe: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by graphiti: 12:23am On Mar 11, 2017
ruggedtimi:
The moral of sulieman's saga.." dont send nude pics on social media" it might be used against you someday
Ordinary photo sef I nor dey use 4 my social Media dp talkless of nude pics!
PoliticsRe: 5 Categories Of Nigerians That Are Happy Buhari Is Back by graphiti: 11:54pm On Mar 10, 2017
QuietHammer:
Why would someone carry his phone, log in to Nairaland, click "join " and then use "pittoilet" as his moniker? Ehnn sad sad
Very simple.
Its his/her phone, data and time....,not yours!
Shikena!
cool

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