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EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by graphiti: 6:43pm On Sep 03, 2016
QueenEKAMMA:
900.00 HE HAD ALREADY OWED HIM 500, HE STOLE ANOTHER 500 FROM HIM, MAKING IT 1000 AND OUT OF THAT HE PAID HIM 100 NAIRA.THAT MEANS HE LOOSES 900.00.
Abeg, readam again o!

Na #500 #100 e bin dey owe d gye b4!
Christianity EtcRe: Please Naira Landers Join Me In Crying To God! I Need A Miracle! by graphiti:
ststyreal:
This results need to be questioned. Na so she sabi book reach? So she get A1 for English, A1 for maths,A1 for evilitin, haaaa, make dem fear God ooooo. Na so she perfect for tge whole subject? abeg make she go sit down. I don't believe this result one bit . She no even get B or C all na A, them try for her very well.
U c ya life now?




U wey dey pray 2 God 2 'pickup' ur call dey beef anoda parzin wey God dey ping! :

ststyreal:
Dear naira landers, as I type this right now, my head aches severely that I just have to hold my head to ease the pain. I need a FINANCIAL MIRACLE from God . please my brothers and sisters in this section, be you muslim or xtian, kindly remember me in your prayers this coming week.. Someone promised to loan me some money which will be needed latest Wednesday this week, but it seems the person is retrogressing in lending me the money and am tired of calling and calling without him picking, hence, I have decided to look up to God at this critical period cos only him can't disappoint anyone that put their trust in him, that is why am pleading with you my brothers and sisters in this section to remember me in your prayers throughout this week. I need the money desperately, remember that your little prayers could go a long way in quickening Gods answer to this prayers . May God bless as many that would raise their voices to God concerning this request. May God meet you all at the points of your needs, amen.
https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?topic=3092431


Lesson: ''be happy 4 other ppl's miracle, 4 it's a short cut 2 receiving urs". He/she wey get ears let 'he/she' hear!

Anywayz, may d Good Lord grant ur positive wishes/prayers in Jesus'Mighty Name, AMEN!
EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by graphiti: 6:21pm On Sep 03, 2016
EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by graphiti:
davss02:
Meanwhile,I need the geniuses to help me
out on this Many people will miss the answer. Someone
steals your N500 Same person owes you N100 So he uses
the stolen N500 to pay you his N100 debt and you give him
N400. How much did you lose?
#500
EducationRe: Scholarship For Faizah Abubakar Who Had 9 As In WAEC To Phd Level by graphiti:
herzern:
And.....

How do I believe she did all without no 'little' help??....
....and u felt she was helped 2 get A's in [b]9 subjects, including further maths?




Even if u don't fear devil, fear God nah!



Sheybe nah dem.....We sabi as dem dey write ham for board....

Conqrats to her thouqh....
[/b]
ngwa, U 4 kuku say none of dem sabi book

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Fact is, some students are exceptionally and unbelievably outstanding! Their brains are like sponge to water: they 'soak up' whatever info come their way. In short they have 'magnetic' memory!

TravelRe: Fatal Accident In Bauchi Kills Passengers, Others Injured (Graphic Photos) by graphiti: 12:45pm On Sep 03, 2016
michael142:
Somebody should please tell me how I can create a new thread or topic here on Naira land. Please oh
Step 1: first go to 'nairaland forum' home page and click on d section under which ur intended topic falls. Let's say u intend to create a topic under 'investment', click on 'investment' in d home page:


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Graphics & Video, Technology Market
Step 2: clicking on 'investment' will take u to ds page:

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland /
General / Investment
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investment and investors. (515 topics)
Investment: For Investors. Nigerian
Stock Exchange (NSE) Stocks, Bonds,
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Step 3: click on 'create new topic' and take it on from there.
Let me know if you have any other questions.

Welcome to nairaland!
RomanceRe: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by graphiti: 11:43am On Sep 03, 2016
kaorama:
But it is not easy to be single. Even God said it is not good, so why will it be better .
Errrrrm, kindly go through Matt 19vz 1-12, u'll see where it's clearly and boldy inferred by Jesus-The Christ that it's Better 2 b single than married!
RomanceRe: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by graphiti: 11:34am On Sep 03, 2016
greatbrian:
What pple refuse to know z dat LOve isn't all that makes up a marriage infact to me love is the least tin when considering marriage. Dz y u see lover birds get divorced after marriage. Compability to me shud be the piority love shud be the last tin
Brilliant!!!




Errrrrm....... are u sure u didn't make a mistake with ur monicker?




Are u sure it's not greatbrain instead of 'greatbrian'?



A million applause 4 u.




Kimmon take it!!!

RomanceRe: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by graphiti: 11:07am On Sep 03, 2016
tyson98:
I smell two frustrated peeps on this thread grin grin grin grin grin grin
sinaj:
as in eh! grin

E just b like say the thread na for dem

RomanceRe: When A Girl That Once Rejected You Is Still Unmarried by graphiti: 11:01am On Sep 03, 2016
Precel1:
hmm simple fact is that's it's actually true but a reasonable fact is ... should a girl marry a guy she doesn't see herself loving in the next couple of days, weeks or months? #f*ck that shit of love grows with time o
Issorait o!




Even if, according 2 ur assertion, 'love doesn't grow with time', one tinz is very sure: age does!!!
SportsRe: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by graphiti: 6:57am On Sep 03, 2016
adren:
am i the only one who doesn't find this funny??


i don't think i have lost my sense of humor.. i just think OP is the one behind the two messengers..

which makes the whole thing gibberish to me..



PS: try this on a naija babe during this buhari regime when everybody dey para and be prepared for the "kk" replies
OgidiOlu3:
Ridiculous. Just like that? "I'm free this weekend"? Who does that? undecided
Arzinnn ehn......





I tot I was d only one thinking along dt line!
Christianity EtcRe: Tongue Of Fire Restoration Ministry Pastor In Sex Scandal (photos) by graphiti:
dre11:
General Overseer, Tongue of Fire
Restoration Ministry, Chukwuma
Nkwocha
, is now in the custody
of police in Lagos for allegedly
camping about 30 young girls as
sex slaves.
The 38-year-old Nkwocha,
whose church is located at
Sogunle area of Lagos
metropolis, was accused of
sleeping with the young girls,
whose ages range from 10 to 15
years.........................................
https://newtelegraphonline.com/30-girls-rescued-pastors-sex-camp/


https://www.nairaland.com/3322507/30-girls-rescued-pastors-sex





UndisputedBosom:
Thats where he taps his power cry


NCAN ntooor no name for una 2 check tongue
dopedealer:
Any need to check name undecided
NCAN
Bifwoli:
Thank God its in Lagos ,the true den of all evils.
harrisonclive95:
NCAN. okon town branch of akwa ibom,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,sorry no name(s) for us
EpicMaurice:
Chai!

No name.

Oya my fellow name checkers.....lets quietly return to HQ and restrategise grin
ahamonyeka:
His name and tribe,expose him.
Araoluwa005:
it is clear that he is flat- headed
Decryptor:
Why was his name hidden? Anyway, look at his head very well! The shape alone tells where he is from...at least, it's not FLAT !
Ayatullah:
Why are you afraid of Decrypting his head after identifying his "Mountain Shaped Head." Please Mr. Decryptor finish the assignment. Do not be afraid.
Decryptor:
I'm trying to Decrypt it but 'm getting "Error:403 The process cannot be completed at this time though your expected result is probably SW/Ng"...

Please what does it mean? huh
buffalowings:
We will not rest

Op, you must provide the name

We, the ncan members are
hungry


Reporting live from MANILA
passyhansome:
No be only tongue of fire na Prick of fire, Baddo pastor. Mean while we know the paedophile group. Afonjas at it again continue
https://newtelegraphonline.com/30-girls-rescued-pastors-sex-camp/


https://www.nairaland.com/3322507/30-girls-rescued-pastors-sex
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 12:17pm On Aug 20, 2016
drbre:
We can deduce the intricacies of an average ibo man's egocentric nature by analysing the words of Chinua Achebe in his book titled " There was a country".

He described the Igbo, who are predominantly Catholic, as

“fearing no god or man", was “custom-made to grasp the opportunities, such as they were, of the white man’s dispensations. And the Igbo did so with both hands.”

This tells that the igbos are a largely disrespectful people. They have no loyalty to God or man. What happened to "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; all who follow his precepts have good understanding. To him belongs eternal praise." Ps 111:10 .
To have no fear of God is to ignore His Word. To have no fear of man is to incur wrath and hate. Remember that fear in this contest is not timidity but reverence.There's a world of difference in between the two. No wonder a man can dare to name a dog after a sitting president..in Africa! No reverence.

Let's delve further into what Achebe had to say about his kinmen.

He criticised them for what he described as “hubris, overweening pride and thoughtlessness, which invite envy and hatred or even worse that can obsess the mind with material success and dispose it to all kinds of crude showiness.”
He added that “contemporary Igbo behavior(that) can offend by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness.

Alas, this is all revealing. We shouldn't be further surprised. However, the humanity in all of us should be the victor in this . The Ibo man is innately arrogant. They should learn that nature by law propagates itself by survival of the fittest and until they learn how to strategise effectively in the Nigerian state, the will continue to bear the brunt. Every human is desirous of having the upper hand against his competitor, the one who succeeds is stronger and to be stronger you need a superior way of thinking other than shallow arrogance and pride.

Once more, Achebe's narratives
“Although the Yoruba had a huge historical and geographical head start, the Igbo wiped out their handicap in one fantastic burst of energy in the twenty years between 1930 and 1950.”

What happened thereafter, according to Mr Achebe

“Nigeria’s pathetic attempt to crush these idiosyncrasies rather than celebrate them is one of the fundamental reasons the country has not developed as it should and has emerged as a laughingstock,” he claimed.
He noted that the ousting of prominent Igbos from top offices was a ploy to achieve a simple and crude goal. He said what the Nigerians wanted was to “get the achievers out and replace them with less qualified individuals from the desired ethnic background so as to gain access to the resources of the state.”

This is called SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. Big fish kills smaller fishes.

To the few reasonable ibos ( I know they exist) I say THINK, PLAN, STRATEGISE, then you can change your lot in the Nigerian entity. Refuse to follow the innate pride and shallow pettiness. Think your way to success.

Peace
Wordz on marble!
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 11:50am On Aug 20, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
Children of hate! As much as I try to love the ibos their affinity for cause crisis and then turn to play the victim card is frustrating. Good one frm the police.
I taya o!

PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 11:36am On Aug 20, 2016
Beeman1:
make Igbos continue to provoke us. we will kill n burn every Igbos man here in north if dey do anyhow walahi.
Adaezeagu:
northerns full east oooo . your
brothers full enugu
other eastern state
Bia, don't bite more dn u can choose o!

There are more easterners in d North dn d other way round o.


If kasala busss, u & I know who go feel am pass o!
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 10:52am On Aug 20, 2016
buchilino:
SO TO U AN ABOH MAN IS AN IGBOMAN? , OR SOME BENUE PPLE DAT BEAR IGBO NAMES R IGBOS?. I DAT NO FROM DIS SAID MAN IS FROM BUT ALL I DON'T NO IF DAT MAN IS IGBO OR NOT BUT I NO DIS WOULDN'T HAD HAPPENED IN MAKURDI JOS OR EVEN IBADAN.
When u are sober and calmer ur conscience will tell u whether Mr. Chinakwe is Igbo or not!

*lolz*
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti:
pazienza:
The Guy is not an Igbo man, leave Ndiigbo out of your masturbation.
madenigga:
Am telling u o, let his so called Niger delta brothers go nd rescue him...
Igbos lets mind our business people that bear the same name with us doesnt mk dem our brother.
Ganjafama:
Later you will start counting the Niger Delta States as part of biafra. Hypocrites!
Juss as Bala isn't Hausa, nor tunde Yoruba, shey?



Hehehehehe... my guyz don begin piss 4 bodi. So una no even get liver!
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 9:24am On Aug 20, 2016
matrixme:
I am in full support of keeping this idiot of a man in jail. When trouble sits quietly, some people are fond of going to pull it's whiskers. Ordinary cartoons drawn in Europe some few years back resulted in a backlash that killed alot of Nigerians in the North.
From all the names out there you can name a pet, it is Buhari you can actually settle for? Not even rice or tomatoes that are currently very expensive. I hear he even went as far as writing the name on the dog? Who does that??
An obstinate imbe.cile!
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 9:07am On Aug 20, 2016
AfroKnight:
We are not naïve children. We all know that ethnic hatred is the reason an Igbo man would name his dog Buhari, paint the name on it and parade the same in a Hausa / Fulani community.

He was baiting the northerners and should count himself lucky that they chose to report to the police rather than lynch him. Why incite violence then go about crying victimization? It is easy to draw first blood but a wise man will count the cost before making such a daring move.
... un4tunatly u have a deaf customer on ur hands!




After drawing d 1st blood and they see d repercussions, d next tin na 2 begin halla "Marginalisation", "Genocide", "innocent citizens", "ICC/United Nation charter"........




1966-70 comes readily 2 mind!
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 8:58am On Aug 20, 2016
KINGwax007:
[size=16pt]"There is no doubt at all that there is a strand in contemporary Igbo behaviour that can offend; by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness"

.............Chinua Achebe. [/size]
....... In other words, #DNA tinz!!!



grin grin grin .
PetsRe: Joe Chinakwe Rearrested For Naming His Dog Buhari, To Appear In Court On Monday by graphiti: 8:29am On Aug 20, 2016
PetsRe: Ada Names Her Dog "Lai Mohammed," Says It Resembles Information Minister by graphiti: 7:13pm On Aug 19, 2016
repogirl:
People should better be careful how they name their pets. Before the pets begin exhibiting similar characteristics with their namesakes. cheesy

PetsRe: Ada Names Her Dog "Lai Mohammed," Says It Resembles Information Minister by graphiti:
betterABIAstate:
Igbos sabi look for trouble OK cheesy
Kabir2Mohammad:
No wonder her name revealed who and where she is from, patriotic and peace loving tribe
Mustay:
The right to freedom of expression shouldn't be a cover for being vile and thinking sarcasm is always "Sir Kazeem".

The coincidence of the dog named after President Buhari made a lot of people think it was about PMB. They failed or purposely ignored the fact that it was the name of the man's father. Alas, it has become political.

People shouldn't think they are playing smart with all these stuffs.
omonla555:
Igbo and tribal bigotry since 1966 and na dem dey take their mouth and hand kill themselves.
kayo80:
Before I opened the thread, I knew which tribe she would be from. Why are these people always looking for attention? And why are they so full of hate?
Mehn, I tell you!




..... and when dey finally see d trouble na 2 begin halla "Marginalisation" "Genocide" "innocent victims" "ICC/United Nations"...........






**singing fela's song** "...... wen trobu sleep yanga go wake am, wetin e dey find........."



Urrrrrghh!!!
FamilyRe: Father Carrying His Step Daughter At The Pool. Anything Wrong With The Photo? by graphiti: 11:39am On Aug 19, 2016
NathanielJande:
There are so many hypocrites on this platform. Even when somebody raises a genuine issue, they want to scandalize the person. How can someone who thinks straight say that nothing is wrong with this picture? Even your biological daughter, there should be a limit to the intimacy, I mean, it should get level. Not to the extent of seeing your unclothedness, touching sensitive parts of the body, ESPECIALLY when girls reach the age of say 10, don't underestimate them. That is why we have many cases of incest these days(we have heard of fathers impregnating their daughter, brother and sister sleeping with each other etc. Note that a girl child is more sexually sensitive than boys in their early years. So honestly, for an adult to be handling a grown up step daughter this way, and somebody sees nothing wrong with it is height of hypocrisy.
U head correct!
Kimmon take it!

FamilyRe: Father Carrying His Step Daughter At The Pool. Anything Wrong With The Photo? by graphiti: 11:27am On Aug 19, 2016
Hehehehehehehehe......... Na from clap dance dey start!
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Tired, Lonely, Broken Hearted? by graphiti:
Prayed!
CrimeRe: "Uzoamaka Chukwu Was Innocent, She Was Set Up" - Youth Leader by graphiti: 6:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
Pidggin:
The story get K-leg because if they can unclad her then they could have also slept with her na? This looks like discipline gone wrong

They went too far by filming it but if she's really a loose girl then she deserves the strokes of cain
A million applause 4 u...............
Kimmon take it!

CelebritiesRe: Yomi SARS Blasted For Flaunting AK47 Online by graphiti: 6:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
ANBAKO:
In that picture:
Police + AK47 + Alomo = Accidental discharge
Na d dude (4 second pix) wey open mouth like 'coming soon' I dey pity!
RomanceRe: Bride And Groom Kissing As Groomsmen Hold Groom by graphiti: 5:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
Na one leg d guy get? .




*lolz*
PoliticsRe: MEND: Nnamdi Kanu Accepted To Renounce Biafra In Secret by graphiti: 7:28pm On Aug 15, 2016
Hmmmmmmmm....... Kuje beans has finally succeeded in resetting ds noise maker's brain to default mode.........






NEXT.........!
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Poses With Governor Ambode (Photos) by graphiti:
Smellingmouth:
".....She is a Stunner..." ? ? ?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3987472_confusedwill_jpegd96f7d700fb7c9ffd5ffb174264bbb0d

I am searching for the person called "STUNNER"


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/smhp.gif
Eyahhhhh................. I feel ur pain bruv!







That moment u see a geh finer dn ur bae, u be like..........

PoliticsRe: Pictures Of IPOB Members Released By FG by graphiti: 8:34pm On Aug 12, 2016
attackgat:
They spent 5 Months in jail for a cause they believe in. Tell me what cause you have ever spent a a day jail for? You think it' is to shout 'one Nigeria' because Lord Lugard asked you to do so? You think freedom fighting is a joke? It is easy for anyone to accept 'one Nigeria' and keep their freedom. The real heroes are these people who have expressed their right to self determination and suffered jail time and percecution for it. It is easy to accept the name that Lord Lugard came from Europe to bastardise us all with, but it is hard to reject that name and freely choose another one. Get a life man, freedom is for men not boys.
4 keeping it clean.........

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