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BADNEAT: I got a call this afternoon from an airtel customer care girl telling me that the internet plan I'm using is meant for blackberry and not android...that they'll send me d codes for android plans...was wondering if they've called any of u guys[b] abi witches from my village don make them single out my number[/b]

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njokusboy: Oga, there is no perfect tip to win any girl.... Girls are interested in variable guys for variable reasons, one pick up line may work for one lady and get you rebuffed by another.... The only sure thing is to make sure you look good and sound confident, irrespective of wat you say... Atleast that would get u their attention, the rest dey God hand... Also learn to take it in gud stead when they turn you down and move onto the next one... Simple..

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Do you that nairaland is for matured mind? learn is not compulsory for u to comment

Girl love is something all men seek. But how do you proceed when you finally find the perfect girl, the girl just right for you?
This is where many men get stuck.
The perfect girl for them is right before their eyes.

But they end up losing her to a less deserving competitor because they do or say the wrong things when it matters most.
Girls come in different shapes and sizes but they are alike in most ways. Irrespective of how tall, beautiful, educated, fluent, or muscular a girl looks, she is still just a woman.
It doesn't even matter that she is a rich girl. A girl is still just a girl.
Women have basic needs. A woman will fall for any man, whatever his person or stature, when he presents himself in a manner that fits her dream of the perfect man.
This means that you can win any girl love, any time. Just do what you should do when you should do it.
But, first, let's discuss common mistakes that cause many men to lose the woman they should otherwise have.
Some men proceed like this.
They see a girl they love. They are dying to win the girl love. So they start by saying . . .
"Hi. You are the apple of my eye, the sugar in my tea, the butter in my bread."
And on and on they rumble.
Talking seriously, will you fall for that line if you are a woman? Are those words realistic enough to win a girl love?
No mature woman will fall for it. It's too cheap and unrealistic. Come to think of it, how can she be the apple of your eye when you barely know her?
Most girls won't fall for that. Besides, that approach portrays you as immature. It paints you as a playboy. Who wants a playboy as a husband?
No woman in her right senses does. So . . . you will keep getting negative results.
Here's another line some men use.
They walk up to the girl and say, "Your face looks kind of familiar. Did you attend St. Mariah high school?"
"No", the girl replies.
Then they go on to mention several possible places they may have met the girl. The girl answers negative to all the places suggested. Of course, he has never met her before.
Finally, he says, "I can't remember where. But I know I've seen this face before. In any case, my name is William. What's yours?"
The goal is to get the girl's name and then get her talking. Hopefully, a relationship may emerge from the interaction.
Some men succeed in winning a girl love with this line. However, it is an overused line. And so has lost its magic.
I was fortunate to witness one such use of this line during my national service days.
A young chap stopped two girls with this approach just by the gate of the female hostel in our national youth service camp.
The girls stared at each other and then burst into laughter. The young man could not understand why the girls were laughing at him. After laughing their heart out, one of them chastised the chap.
She said, "O boy, that is old school. Try something new".
The young man was embarrassed. He quickly retraced his steps.
"Actually, what I mean is that I like you and I was hoping we could spend some time together.
"Now you're talking", the second girl responded.
Then they burst into laughter again as they slipped through the hostel gates. The young man was not given a second chance.
My advice is that if you want to win a girl love, do it maturely.
Less I forget.
Don't use a third party to attempt to win a girl love. The girl will conclude you're not manly enough.
Let me tell you about my wife.
When she was still single, a young man trying to win her heart decided to go through her mom. He would come regularly to the house and play with everyone. He often came with presents.

Instead of talking directly to the girl he was interested in, now my wife, he tried to win the mother's favor.
The game plan was this.
If he could win the girl's mother to his side, she would help dissuade any resistance from the girl. So he bought things for her mother. To tell you the truth, my wife's mother came to be fond of him.
Smart strategy.
He even went a step further.
He sent an emissary to this girl he was interested in, now my wife. Vera, the woman he sent, was a married woman who was a friend of the girl and her family.
Vera came straight to the point. She told the girl that Patrick, the guy she was representing, was interested in her. And that she was sent to inquire if the girl was ready. Vera said Patrick was ready to marry her if she was ready.
The girl told her an emphatic NO.
Patrick was damn childish. No modern girl will fall for that. My wife didn't. Later she told me the very thing she didn't like about the guy was the fact that he didn't have a heart. He wasn't manly enough.
And that's always the final verdict 90% of the time.
Here's my advice.
If you want to win a girl love, don't be chicken. Go straight to the point. Use my fool-proof strategy.
Here's my state-of-the-art fool-proof strategy to win a girl love . . . the direct approach.
What does this involve?
Simple. Just tell the girl what you want from her.
Now, it takes a man to do that. Few men really are able to do that when they are in love. That is the very reason why it's fool-proof.
When you use the direct approach, you leave the girl speechless. She's like . . . finally, here's a real man!
This is not some new theory propounded by some old professor. It's a strategy that works. I used this strategy to get my wife. And she came falling. (I hope she's not listening to this).
Let me explain.
I met my wife in a Christian convention. It was a two-day convention and it was the second day of the convention. My heart skipped a beat when I first sighted her.
This is the girl love I've been searching for!
She was tall, light-complexioned, excellently manicured and trim . . . with the looks and feel of a model. (She still is).
I sighted her just before the morning session started so I couldn't speak to her (I hate to walk around when in God's presence). But I followed her movements until she took a seat.
During the break period, she crossed my path. I went straight ahead with the direct approach.
"Hi", I said breaking her movement.
She looked at me and responded, "Hi".
I went straight to the point.
"My name is Samson Itoje. I and my friend will like to be your friend". (I was with a family friend when we met).
My statement was so direct, it sounded funny.
"I will like to be your friend too", she said smiling. Then she told me her name.
We exchanged greetings and parted with a smile.
Now this part is very important.
You must not sound desperate. Just go straight to the point, establish a connection, and depart.
At the close of the convention, I went up to her where she was sitting. I threw a joke. She laughed and the connection was cemented.
I asked for her address since that was the last day of the convention. We exchanged addresses. Three days later she visited me with her younger sister. Two weeks later I asked her to marry me.
Got the gist?
The direct approach is a cool way to win a girl love. It's simple, natural, and powerful. More importantly, it is never out of fashion because it's natural.
Good news . . . this approach always works. It is a fundamental strategy that always wins a girl love.
Women like a man who is bold and confident. If you want to win a girl love, use maturity. Just be a friend. Talk to her. Smile when you have to.
Hey, you're a man. What can possibly go wrong that you can't handle?
Just be yourself. Don't say you're what you're not. Your lie will eventually be found out and she will breakup with you.
The direct approach works no matter the caliber of girl you want to win. It doesn't matter that she is a rich girl or that she is more educated than you are.
Take it one step at a time.
Maneuver your way to where you can speak with her . . . one-on-one.
Be careful what you do.
Don't rush to buy her dinner or lunch. That will not win the girl love. She doesn't need it. She's not hungry.
Sorry . . . she's hungry but not for food. She's hungry for a man who has heart . . . a real man.
Girls always have guys asking them out for dinner. But have you noticed that the person they eventually marry is not the man that took them out the most?
That's true. That girl you want to win doesn't need things from you . . . yet.
First build a bond. Show that you are different. Show you are the man . . . the real deal.
You will win the girl love.
source:http//: true-love-relationship-advice.com

I GIVE UP PORTING TO COTONOU UNIVERSITY AT LEAST I FIT TREK TO THERE

Dipoboy4luv: for does dat lost deir soul,may deir gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

amen bro with or without black box or boxer the deed as been done just feel for them

GOD IS WATCHING IN 4D

which one between this two a Lady can easily forget: The person that disvirgin her or the person that impregnant her for the first time?

NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9......

I AM CURRENTLY STUDYING ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION BUT I WANT TO BE A BUSINESS TYCOON LIKE DANGOTE

Up SE i know u can do better Ethopia 0 Nigeria 90 na every 2seconds we go dey score

NEPA OR PHCN IS CLOSED DOWN NATION WIDE

na which day this girl turn celeberity?

We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others
would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME.
We flash with private number.
We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile
phone.
We wear sun glasses at night.
We run in the rain even though we
are already wet.
We answer questions with questions.
We always use 'o' at the end of everything.
We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty.
Some of us will go to South Africa
for one week and come back with American or British accent.
Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings
for special occasions.
We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones.
Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we aren't
hungry or when we're sick.
We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to.
If someone die in Nigeria, we don't
believe it is natural....Village must
be involved.
Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine
month when we refuse to go on errands for them.
We see u awake in the morning and ask u "u don wake?"

[quote author=Localamos]Lol... I'm on top of my game (if you ever know what I mean). no dulling.
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And BTW, are you married to even know How to manage a REAL relationship?.
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children of nowadays... Lol and at the same time smh! [/quote
play that game safe woh a word is enough for a wise

jmoore: I don't need a woman to make me happy

are u a gay?

ANDILE JALI won a man of the match
and his english Is very bad so he
asked his friend for tips and
his friend said usually they wil ask u "how dd u manage to
work as a
team," so unfortunately Deshi (the interviewer) asked a different
question:
he asked, "ANDILE firstly I hear that
your wife is pregnant, that's
fantastic news, congratulations!"
Andile Jali replied "thank you
DESHI all credits goes to my team
mates, everyone worked hard I
ddnt do that all alone I think
MBUYANE's presence helped a lot,
it
was a tight situation when he
came in but his perfomance was
great,
with some help of OUPA
MANYISA who looked like he was
really enjoying himself, special
thanks to DAINE KLATE for finding
space from impossibly tight
angles,
it wouldn't have been possible
without him and not forgeting
SEGOLELA who showed lots of
energy when everyone was tired
he is a hard worker that one..
ONE WORD FOR THIS GUY ?

jmoore: The man should make himself happy

but their is more to that bro that u need from them

top diva: and when did men become machines, that they now have user manuals

just gave the manual a trial

Localamos: This is the most inauthentic check list I've ever seen!
.
Your write up tends to say that a man's 'happiness' is guaranteed when a woman devotedly follows your prescriptions - even if the guy is facing problems at work, or his favourite club loses an important match.

"just shag him and all his problems will go away!" (scorn!)

Eya sorry bros i know were u are coming from #team heart broken

1. give him sex, alot of sex,
dont for get the BJ and some
diff styles, coz they enjoy it
very much.
2. dont ask him where he has
been or where he is going.
3. cook for him, always make
different meals n delicious
ones
4. if he has kids that r not
yoz ,love them to death ,the
way u love him.
5. never ask him about his ex's
or side dishes, he knows he has
them n he knows u r there so
stop poking yo nose in to his
business.
6. do yo house work as a
woman, iron for him, wash his
clothes, etc
7. never ever, i mean never
ever check his phones
inboxes ,n social pages
facebook inboxes.
8. never force him do what he
never wants to do.
9. never boost about your
ex's,or the side dishes u have.
10. lastly, be your self dont force
what you are not.

[b][/b] WHO IS WHO NOW?

[quote author=jonaji[b]]The best University of Technology [/b]shouldn't have joined the strike
:PThe best University of Technology shouldn't have joined the strike[/quote]u sure??

1. Never out shine the master.
2. Never put too much trust in friends-learn how to use your enemies.
3. Conceal your intentions.
4. Always say less than necessary.
5. So much depends on your reputation-guard it with your life.
6. Court attention at all costs.
7. Get others to do the work for you-always take the credit.
8. Make people come to you-use bait if necessary.
9. Win through your actions-never through arguments.
10. Infection-avoid the unhappy and unlucky.
11. Learn to keep people dependant on you.
12. Use selective honesty and generosity to disarm your victim.
13. When asking for help, appeal to peoples self interests, never to their mercy or gratitude.
14. Pose as a friend, work as a spy.
15. Crush your enemy totally.
16. Use absence to increase respect and honor.
17. Keep others in suspended terror-cultivate an air of unpredictability.
18. Don’t build fortresses to protect yourself-Isolation is dangerous.
19. Know who you’re dealing with-never offend the wrong person.
20. Do not commit to anyone.
21. Play a sucker to catch a sucker-seem dumber than your mark.
22. Use the surrender tactic-transform weakness into power.
23. Concentrate your forces.
24. Play the perfect courtier.
25. Re-create yourself.
26. Keep your hands clean.
27. Play on peoples needs to believe to create a cultlike following.
28. Enter action with boldness.
29. Play all the way to the end.
30. Make your accomplishments seem effortless.
31. Control the options-get others play with the cards you deal.
32. Play to peoples fantasies.
33. Discover each mans thumbscrew.
34. Be royal in your own fashion-act like a king to be treated as one.
35. Master the art of timing.
36. Disdain things you cannot have-Ignoring them is the best revenge.
37. Create compelling spectacles.
38. Think as you like but behave like others.
39. Stir up waters to catch fish.
40. Despise the free lunch.
41. Avoid stepping into a great mans shoes.
42. Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
43. Work on the hearts and minds of others.
44. Disarm and infuriate with the mirror effect..
45. Preach the need for change, but never reform too much at once.
46. Never appear too perfect.
47. Do not go past the mark you aimed for-In victory, learn when to stop.
48. Assume formlessness.

is this my fashola ?or he gave pension board the money and they put in it in fixed deposit for interest .nigeria factor anyhow FASHOLA is the best every man have his/her lapses.

is this really the end of
blackberry?
After all it put many through;
>some lost their virginity,
> some contracted HIV,
>some are in jail, >some even died,
>some were kidnapped,
> some denied their parents,
>some were raped,
>some went mad,
>some were duped, >some had to steal,
>some had to strip,
>some had to start prostitution,
>some claimed relationship,
>some turned street beggers,
>some had to do factory work, Now techno andriod phones
now have
BBM apps..

is it a boy or girl ?
# to me is just more of boy to girl if i am not mistaken just thinking

nice one

Every woman wish they can have men with this qualities