₦airaland Forum

Everybody in d church is
calling their Pastor Daddy
apart from Akpors. He calls d
Pastor by his name and dis
irritates d Pastor.
One good Sunday, d Pastor
called Akpors to come to d
pulpit and tell d church his
reason of adressing him in a
mannerless way
Akpors starts: James, if I am
calling u Daddy, ur wife is
automatically my Mummy,
dat means am like Odewale
in (The gods are not to
blame) who is sleeping
with d mother. Akpors
continues: if I call u Daddy,
it means am committing
Inbreeding by sleeping with
my sister ur only daughter.
D Pastor fainted...

Popowaa: the world does not depend on boys at all,let women go extinct and see if those lazy arsed men who cannt even boil water without burning the pot will survive.Without women the world will be a very dull place to live upon all our troubles.We are just priceless.

Why u dey vex?

kayClt: Learnt sumtin. Tnx

u are welcome

Enegod: no dicks

Na TRUE Woh girls will miss a lot

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your
parents house.
2. Don't wait for a man before you start
living.
3. Stay away from alcohol.
4. Don't entertain a wrong number
call, especially at night.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit.
6. Dress well: First Impression counts
7. Don't use sex as proof of love.
8. Don't marry for the money.
9. Add value to yourself - get a career.
10. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you
have, you'll lose your place to someone
more
beautiful, more matured and
competent than you.....
I dedicate to all nairalanders ladies that are in haste to get married

Roads Silent
Colleges Empty :|
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On
BOYS.....!!!!!

funny what do u think about his question?

I know APC must talk wetin concerned Agbero with overload finish with cpc and And what is the name of the other party that merge to form APC? holding separate campaign in other state

1. Business without morality
2.Politics without principal
3.Worship without sacrifice
4.Science without humanity
5.Money without work
6. Pleasure without conscience
7.Knowledge without character

Most people in Nairaland are ranting nonsense do u think it is easy to be a president of great country like Nigeria full of sentiments and selfish interest .GEJ have not failed anybody we the masses failed our selves I know if any one saying trash against GEJ if offer with good political appointment or award contract to them they will campaign for GEJ till eternity (if the constitution warrant) ONE WORD TO DESCRIBES WE NIGERIANS IS HYPOCRITES)

I am northerner to the core I have never leave the axis of the north. if u hear they mention that word northerners they are referring to muslim. they are only fighting for their religion period and nothing more.
Selfish people how I wish Fashola and Ameachi will be allowed to contest for president and vice - president respectively sentiment apart. All this so call northerners (muslim) are all fighting for their religion.

Gone are years which government protect the interest of masses but now every one is selfish and self centered look at what just happened in PDP convention which lead to break out of some of their prominent members. As soon as possible the president call those people to settle their differences. But for how long ASUU is on strike? no serious attention been given to the. I weep for the poor man that cannot afford money to sent their ward in private or universities oversee.

why do some pastors like to put
somebody into trouble?
I was in church yesterday when
pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your
neighbours, shake hands and lets
get to know each other."
I said hello to the person sitting to
my left and to the one sitting to
my right.. We introduced our
selves and both said they were
Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor
decided to preach from Exodus
14:13.. Telling us about how God
saved the Israelites from
Egyptians.
My people, remember that there
were Egyptians on my left and
right. I was thinking to myself
"How do these two Egyptians feel
knowing that their people are the
bad guys in this Bible verse"
Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je.
The next thing oo!!, pastor
shouted:
"The Egyptians made the people
of God to suffer for years!!!,
I said they made them suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your
right!!! And tell your neighbour!!!,
The Egyptians you see today!!!,
You shall see no more!!!"
*My people, if you were in my
position will you say the word

Good for him

1. You drank garri twice
today, bought N100
recharge card and got
10mb, came on
facebook and wrote
"money no be problem".. Your case dey
court.
2. You dey owe mama
chibuzor N50 and you
dey wear "my money
grow like grass t-shirt"..
Your case dey court. 3. You fit pay N5,000
enter club but for church
na N20 be your offering..
Your case dey court.
4. You are too big to
dance in church but you go gaga crazy
when you
hear the beat of
kukere abi.. Your case
dey court.
5. You're married but still
chases other ladies and you claim you're
going
for refresher courses..
Your case dey court.
6. Just because you met
him in a bus and he
bought you gala, you come store him
number
as "pelok gala"...
Your case dey court
Keep it rolling...
Add yours..
Happy Sunday nairalanders

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this is what I received this morning do anybody got this message? and how TRUE it is? help me out

Rip to the bereaved

my future wife just pray one day she gonna borrow ur diamond ornaments

A TRUE man never compromise

A TRUE man never compromise

adeaugustus: Wake up dreamer! MLK had a feasible dream, not this kind of dream.

lowest level of knowledge is assumption if u can't make it many have make it and many are on their way up. pls if u don't have vision don't discourage others that have one.

God no matter how bad Nigeria is I will make it here employ does westerners to work for me in this hot Sun of ADAMAWA state. And go to their country strictly on invitation I Love my country. we can only failed our self but not the country.

Winner’s Blueprint for Achievement
BELIEVE while others are doubting.
PLAN while others are playing.
STUDY while others are sleeping.
DECIDE while others are delaying.
PREPARE while others are daydreaming.
BEGIN while others are procrastinating.
WORK while others are wishing.
SAVE while others are wasting.
LISTEN while others are talking.
SMILE while others are frowning.
COMMEND while others are criticizing.
PERSIST while others are quitting.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I see not much has changed in this section. People are still copying things without crediting the owners[/quote]

A Nigerian student Victor Olalusi has emerged the
best graduating student with a grade point of 5.0 in
the Faculty of Clinical Sciences at the Russian
National Research Medical University, Moscow.
According to his friends, Olalusi previously had the
best WAEC result in 2004. JAMB Best Science
Student (JAMB score 322) – 2006. Cowbell Prize
Award – 2006. Medcine First Merit list (OAU) –
2006. Highest OAU Post UME (score – 325) - 2006.
Federal Government Scholarship (Medicine and
Surgery) – 2006. Wow! Congrats to him.

Monicasque: i would return the whole bunch for a refund. If i had already distributed i would quickly ask the printer to print the correct ones ( on the house ofcourse) then sue somebody

During the wedding when they are officiating the wedding?

[quote author=ayopo10]kill him[quote]that brutal?

Jovanna: Dis tin neva reach FP nawa o! Afterall na strike tinz dey dominate Fp dis days

I wonder why moderators do something about that

difference between
men and women.
1 A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
2 Men wake up as good-looking
as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate
during the night."
3 A man will pay N200 for a N100 item
he wants. A woman will pay N100 for
a N200 item that she doesn't want.
4 A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
5 There are two times when a
man doesn't understand a
woman-before and after
marriage.
6 A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband. A
man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
7 To be happy with a man, you
must understand him a lot and
love him a little. To be happy with
a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at
all.
8 Any married man should forget
his mistakes. There's no use in
two people remembering the
same thing!
9 A woman has the last word in
any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.
10 Women look at a wedding as
the beginning of romance, while
men look at a wedding as the
ending of romance.'

Nazirano: D negotiation with d wives of the 36 state governors, female ministers and the first lady of Nigeria and some eminent women is next week, we shall c if an agreement can be reached.

u are really doing ur work kudos

dmcdad: I just love this piece... Even though say I no say e no concern me. Hope say e no affect single guys oooooo. Lol

E go effect so far u have female friends