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kulyie: lol,who needs your cork anyway you can suck it yourself for all i care

sister no be fight we fit use the cork during strike but na money issue will be suspended for a while

Enegod: befor u wan blame me?

na Alomo bitter I want blame

3ace: I know some overly spiricoco sisters will term it as God speaking to them via that medium to take caution.

Hahahahahaha

Henry praise: Sum one once said dat d bible contains sum hidden codes, I gues dis is one of dos codes dat giv deeper understandin.

Anyway, I trust naija pastors, dem go twist d quote to suit d situation.

u make me laughing

Enegod: mtcheeeew

I no blame u ?

Arosa: @topic, simple, reprint the damn thing.

After the wedding again?

Beync: taking too much weeds is very bad, now see

u suppose know say na typing error na wedding miss Prof

Nazirano: Dis strike is goin to b total and comprehensive Indefinite o. we shall start negotiation with d first lady, to c if an agreement can b reached so dat we cn call off. am d national secretary of B.A.N

Bros na u serious pass let just mobilize well

[quote author=Exponental]@op, do u know d meaning of "proof read"? Even if he made d mistake, shldnt u or d priest identify d mistakes.
It's nt d printers fault but urs.[/quo
hmmm

Jovanna: Dis one na expensive joke! U gotta be kidding us

boys are not smiling

xynerise: Dont you look at sample before u collect the entire work?

over excitement of weeding and beside if u are not careful u won't notice

Be careful who prints your wedding
programme !
A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on
a
wedding programme but he made a
mistake, instead he printed John 4:18.
1 John 4:18 says: "there is no fear in love;
but
perfect love casts out fear; because fear
has
torment. He that fears is not made perfect
in
love."
John 4:18 reads, "For you have had five
husbands, and he whom you now have is
not
your husband..." :
QUESTION:
What would you Do To the Printer, If You
Were the Wedded Wife

During this period, all
forms of communication (formal,
intimate or otherwise) is allowed but
all
form of financial
assistance will be put to rest.

sexymoma: huh what a great relieve.. atleast our pu**y would rest.
Mind you, dont think those girls that has sugar daddy would come begging o, you go you loose.
Tell your associate to think twice o. ehn ehn

their is intimate communication but zero financial gist

CONVERSATION BETWEEN
AKPORS & EKAITTE
AKPORS:- Sweetheart, i'm
GEJ
EKAITTE:- U'r kidding, Our
president is GEJ (Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan)
AKPORS:- I mean, i'm GEJ-
GOING ON EMERGENCY
JOURNEY!
EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U're
not serious!
What kind of journey are u
going on?
AKPORS:- OBJ
EKAITTE:- To meet Obsanjo?
AKPORS:- No, it means ON A
BUSSINESS JOURNEY.
EKAITTE:- Oh!
AKPORS:- Yes... IBB
EKAITTE:- Babangida?
AKPORS:- I'LL BE BACK
EKAITTE:- *smiles*
AKPORS:- Till then ACN.
EKAITTE:- U want to join
Politics?
AKPORS:- I'LL ALWAYS CALL
UR NUMBER.
EKAITTE:- Hmmm...
AKPORS:- While i'm away,
PDP with love.
EKAITTE:- Whats?
AKPORS:- PLEASE DON'T
PLAY WITH OUR LOVE.
EKAITTE:- U know i won't
BRF.
AKPORS:- What has lagos
state governor, got to do
with all this!?
EKAITTE (smiles):- I'LL BE
RIGHTOUS & FAITHFUL!
AKPORS:- I trust u
EKAITTE:- FOOL!
AKPORS (Screamed):-
Whaaat!?
EKAITTE:- FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!

Nomski0: I hope when this strike is called off there wont be a massive increase in the fight for gay rights.

no just to increase savings

BREAKING NEWS - From The Boyfriends
Association Of Nigeria
(B.A.N) To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today,
the Boyfriend
Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go
on a six months
strike starting
from 21th August, 2013. This strike is not to
cause mayhem,
riot or any form of breakup with our
beloveth girlfriends. We plan to use this
strike period as a
time for appraisal and re-
dedication in our supposed relationship.
During this period, all
forms of communication (formal,
intimate or otherwise) is allowed but all
form of financial
assistance will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this
supposed strike period,
our commitment will be 100% and won't
be questioned, also, this period will not,
WE repeat, will not
pose a threat to the
relationship unless you the girlfriend(s)
choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume
on the 1st of February, 2014 to enable
both parties plan for the
upcoming valentine
(14th February, 2014).
We thank our girlfriends for their
anticipated 'Good Behavior'
during this period. Signed

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what is that ?in that man belly

Enegod: don't you like your one pack again? your babe insult you?

my babe dey yap wel wel sey I no get men structure

House do someone have an idea of this pack stuff I really want 6 packs as my goal but we can start somewhere who have the manual of PACK 101

kennyonthrone: Nawa oo aw. Dis tin nw tk concern me....everybody was once a toddler na......

Try make impact and people recognized ur humble beginning

observers too much for nairaland

what elder don see even pikin climb tree e no go see ham PDP DON GO FAR BETA JOIN THE WINING TEAM

Just seeking attention :PJust seeking attention

NIGHTFOX: Now dis is wat I call "joke" . Well done man!!!

thanks

A couple received a letter frm their
daughter
who went to study modern physics
overseas:
My beloved parents, i miss you so much n
it
hurts to think dat by the time i get back
you'll
be too old so enclosed you'll find a bottle
of a
portion i have invented. It will make you
young, so wen i return you'll be the same
age
as i left you. "NOTE:" Pls take only a drop".
So they opened the envelope n in it there
is a
bottle with a red portion, the man looked
@ d
wife n says: "U go first" (typical of men) So
d
wife takes a drop, thereafter the husband
follows. Indeed d wife turns 10yrs
younger.
Years later d daughter returns home to
find
her mother young n pretty, carrying a baby
on her back. D mother proceeds to tell her
daughter how d portion worked well. D
daughter was pleased n asks after her dad
"ur father?" Hmmmm, my child, your father
was jealous that i was so young n beautiful
so he drank the whole bottle" "what? so
where is he?" "Hmmmm.. Na him dey my
back

Akpors walks into a city
bus and sits right behind
the driver and starts
yelling, "If my dad was
a bull and my mom a
cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts
getting mad at noisy
Akpors, who continues
with,
"If my dad was an
elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I
would be
a little elephant."
Akpors goes on with
several animals until the
bus driver gets angry
and yells at him, "What if your dad was
gay and your mom was
a prostitute?!"
Akpors smiles and says,
"I would be a bus
driver!"

peteredimeh: this thing depends if ur schl is using the cummulative or contributive method, if it is the cummulative, check your total credit unit for 500l. If it is much then it will have a big impact on your cgpa (get more help from som1 dat understands ur schl's system better)

ours is cumulative method

RIP TO THE DEATH

tosnat: Sometimes i wonda y people ask dis sort of questions..you shuld kno better bro...

U don't have to make all the mistakes urself learn from others experience and mistakes

pls I need ur constructive advice I am currently doing my industrial attachment., I am having cgpa of 4.47 but the issue here is I have a business running which take alot of my time and at thesame vein i want that first class. should I drop the business to concentrate more on my books or .....
............. ? pls I need ur advice thanks

1.Pulling your mucus from your nose thru
your mouth then you swallow it is actually
healthy.
2.Every woman inserts a finger in her
pussy to masturbate.
3.Every woman is a gold digger only the
degree varies
4.Every man is unfaithful, if yours has not
cheated on you, just WAIT!
5.The most learned people never create
wealth, they create for others.
6.Women consume 70% ofthe food which
is prepared for consumption.
7.Polite and quiet people are the best
thinkers but they make worst husbands.
8.There is no better medicine for your
mind than money, sex and food, good
sleep & laughter.
9.In every second, there are at least 20k
people having sex and 78k people planning
how to cause harm to other people.
10.Most ladies feel guilty after sex.
11.A lady will tend to love a man even
more if she realize that another lady is
interested on him.
12.Women; Being calm & polite when your
husband has done wrong is one sure way
of making him feel guilty and if he's
normal, you should expect him to refrain
with immediate effect!