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lesson from the boy go for what u want no matter how the situation surrounding it.

I dey laugh comedian full nairaland

segzi cres:
This sentence just made this thread lose all seriousness init.

no u make more emphasis on sport that why Bros I am ignorant of it

iamSi: Well she could be a virgin _ its possible _Very Very _ according to some physicians _ Lady Athletes are viable to loose their hymen _during a vigorous process of exercise or circumcision_ besides what has Virginity gotta to with Loving _ Gosh!!!!_ Or is your friend one? _

if a situation she did not involved in sport

A friend of mine was telling something that really amazed me. That he had sex with his girl friend but their is no blood nothing to show if she is a virgin and she told him that, is her first time of having sex. but he did not believed her pls house I need constructive advice that will help me and my friend cos I don't know of that. because my believe, is if a girl is a virgin she must bleed.

Eya

k2039: Crap 101.

OBJ no be after ruling started his degree program? I am not against u. hitting good CGPA but if u graduate u will see the reality.

k2039: Crap 101.

OBJ no be after ruling started his degree program?

-The smartest students pass with 1st Class
and get admissions to Medical and
Engineering colleges..
-The 2nd Class students get MBAs and
LLB's to manage the First Class students..
-The 3rd Class students enter
politics and rule both 1st and
2nd Class students..
-The Failures join the under world and
control
politicians and businesses..
-Those who did not attend any
school, become Swamis and
everybody follows them..

Ipso Loquita: Fool!!! Did u just create a thread?

I think a fool cannot create a thread in nairaland (just thinking)

House help me I don't know what is 6 packs

if you are given $500,000 to walk naked
for 1 hours. What will be your response?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Never
d) I don't need dirty money
e)Said ur view about it
Naija babes fit do ham

This issue have been battling me for long, just imagine the system have made it u can only have Job when u graduate with Second class upper (for those people that don't have Oga at the top) with ur second class lower they will only give u chance to participate in aptitude test but won't offer job for you. With ur third class and pass degree u won't be given the opportunity to even participate for the job aptitude test. Are we going to fall our hands watching this things happening to us why not the university system make second class lower as a minimum class of degree. we are in a country were u got job not base on merit but base on who you know. Anyhow all hope is not lost why won't us look inward and see what we have let developed our talent if it is music, motivational speaker, writer, comedy, painting artist etc their are many things we have but we refuse to see it due to the fact we are having certificate in our hands that won't give us food on table. what of entrepreneurship look around their are alot of businesses that they yet to be explore., let us not wait for government let us be our government let us be like Dangote let us create job let us not depend on government. Government have failed to play their role, does that mean we should fail our ourselves?

okolo2002: Mtn is not straight in their dealing with subscribers, recently they caped their data limit for blackberry users and just recently I noticed they blocked downloads from certain sites which as far as the subscriber is concerned has been paid for..
They give reasons why u can't and should not tether blackberry service with other devices, claiming and I quote "blackberry service is exclusively for blackberry devices".
They sweet talk u to stay with their network telling the subscriber how bad the services of other networks are out there and when u finally pay for subscription for any of the blackberry services hey limit your usage and cap the sites you can download from.

Well I got news for MTN staff and their crafty services, NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!!! What goes around comes around.

If the Roman empire can fall, then u knw the rest...

Bros. MTN GPRS no good for my area I dey flex my Airtel and Etisalat

1.I came to your house, but u didn't dey
2. I saw you there and I'm seeing you
here... Are you twice?
3, Open the tap to the loudest.
4, Y are u hiding your talented? Can't u
joking?
5, Cant you hear the smell of that food?
6. _______________ _______________
KEEP ROLLING

PortHarcourtBoy: Nigeria Navy: 1..2..Romeo Alpha Charlie...This is NNS Akaso with battleship, NNS Okemini sailing towards you at 14 Nautical Miles per minute...identify yasef before we launch our ogunigwe, sorry torpedo...Over!

French Navy: Charlie Piper Romeo...This is MV Bonssour Hollande...Sorry for sailing on ur waters without permission...we are actually here to load stolen crude, sorry crude oil from Total's Amenam Kpono Platform but decided to stroll around the Soku international waters before loading...

Nigeria Navy: Roger that Chairmo...Anything for the boys?? Even if na 20 litres we go manage am...at all at all na him bad pass...

guy join comedy that is were ur talent lies I can't stop laughing

Magdalee: I'm sorry to say but I dnt get u.is this ur idea of a wife material or did u jst write dis down for d fun of it. d perfect woman u are looking for may not be d right woman for u vice versa. btw I hv all d qualities listed above except dat I'm nt shy to look at a man.

are u sure?

just asking if u are guilty

All my muslims friends should keep my meat for me I gonna visit u one by one today and those on nairaland wish u happy celebration.

this guy suppose to be in prison if not of nigeria factor

fweshbabe: I know of someone! but she hasn't been born yet

they. are around u look very well

we masses contribute 90% of things the befall us I can't imagine someone that have been convicted of a crime that is of national disgrace but yet the masses want him to be out. later he become one of the senators looting that same masses money and passing useless bills that are detrimental to the poor. I weep for this country .

badoolee: kai,ma dream man sha,if ah c dat kinda man,ah wee love him gan nii,pls if u kn be dat man biko msg mi o so we kn go straight to d altar afta spndin lyk 5 million 4 a test

is this English? if yes some one should help me interpret it. Don't pick offence I did not understand what u are saying

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Information System
Substance: Women
Chemical system: Wow
Manufacturer: God
Typical Size: Average weight 115 lbs;
specimens can vary from 90 to
200 lbs.
Occurrence: Large quantities found in
urban areas and shopping malls.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface Tension - Soft and warm
2. Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically
enhanced.
3. Boils at nothing.
4. Freezes without reason.
5. Melts with special reason.
6. Flavour initially sweet, becomes bitter if
used incorrectly.
7. Found in various states of purity from
virgin metal to common ore.
8. Yields to pressure applied at certain
points.
9. Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with
age.
10. Even brief linking with male substance
can cause substance to
reproduce with marked physical and
mental changes.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has affinity for gold, silver and precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantity of expensive
substances.
3. Highly volatile for reasons not clearly
understood.
4. Verbal activity greatly increased by
alcohol saturation.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent
known.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental.
2. Relatively brief exposure can be a great
aid to relaxation.
3. Pleasurable companion until legally
owned.
SUBSTANCE VERIFICATION
1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when
observed in natural state.
2. Turns green when compared to better
specimens.
HAZZARDS
1. May explode spontaneously without
cause.
2. Illegal to possess more than one
specimen at a time.
3. Avoid specimen contact with plastic
credit cards

DailyNews: You are amazing @Dapo. Just read through your response and I saw maturity, uprightness and wisdom in what you wrote.

Pls keep it up.

@Greatest man, I do understand how you feel...most people won't becos they chose not or for reasons best known to them.

Its so sad how the world has gone so crazy that good conduct is now seen as nonsense. Its so sad how we now celebrate immorality and indecency more than moral uprightness and decency. Its really sad, and instead of us to encourage those with sane spirit, we only condemn and criticise them just becos whatever they say or wish doesn't suit ours.

Don't you guys ever think back and remember how women carried themselves with pride? How girls feared to mingle with men? How difficult it used to be for a guy to convince a girl to tell him her name Those are when women had great value even though many don't know.

Today, girls now make themselves easily/readily available for pickup both on the internet and in real life and we all are smiling and rejoicing that it is well....IT IS NOT AT ALL!!!

Virginity should be appreciated, celebrated and encouraged than being discouraged!

Greatest man listed the qualities he wants in a girl he would want to spend his life with, and instead of us to encourage him and advice him honestly where necessary, we are here condemning and mocking him just because we feel guilty or think every human has gone insane just becos we are insane.

Greatest man, don't let anyone discourage you on your search, pray about it and try to be good yourself and have faith, you will find her. You are not alone, so many guys are ripe for marriage, with all qualities and requirements, but are fade up with the kind of girls our society now produces.

We all should be crying for the society....instead we prefer to celebrate topics that teaches and encourages youths to turn immoral, wayward and unGodly. May God help us.

Goodluck @Greatest man, it is possible, they exist, but very rare, and don't just focus on finding her on the internet becos the chances are slim.

Thanks alot for ur advice may God grant u all ur heart desire.

Dapo777: you are highly welcomed,it just pains me alot when i see a lot of ignorant people on NL who are always ready to criticize and rant their mouth instead of giving a reasonable advice,if your own condition isnt good,why do you have to spoil another man's aspirations just because you they havent been that fortunate.Its very easy to recognize negative people on NL who would stop at nothing to destroy the good aspirations of others.Am not siding anyone here not even Greatest man,and am not saying am perfect,but I speak out when I see something that irritates me.

u are a model worth emulating thanks

Dapo777: @ greatest man, dont mind all of them and their biased opinions,dont let their cynical views deter you and your search,its because they have never been lucky enough to meet such a girl thats what is piercing them deep in the flesh.Are they trying to say that every girl in Nigeria is a second hand material?Thats not true,we have some matured girls that are from well-to-do family who fits the description you just gave because have meet a lot of girls like that.I dont know your age,but just a piece of advice from me,being in a relationship is not about what you are going to gain but about what you have to offer,you arent asking the most important question which should be;am looking for a girl who considers herself worthy enough to share with me the goodies I have to offer,then you would start listing your own goodies and not the goodies you are looking for. Thank you.

Thanks alot for your constructive advice may God bless u and increase u.

MR MICKMEN: yes in BBA

BBA KE Baverly Osu Wey Angelo don't finished her?

Aafulenu: I am looking for a man who is very handsome, but still a virgin, who has not kissed b4, who has not be taken a woman out, has neva had impure tots about a woman, who is determined in life, not stingy, very considerate, who says thanks when ever a woman volunteers to do things for him, who does not flirt or go around looking for a woman to fvck, who will both provide for his family and also help out wit house work, who is free to do anything he wants but still is self disciplined.


do this type of man exist in Nigeria?

u have gotten one if u met the conditions above

[quote author=Mynd_44]You can't. Not even in your dreams[/quote]I have a dream

[quote author=Mynd_44]Why na?[/quote]I know my taste I know oneday I gonna come across one

Kaycee7: She exists. I know a girl in my street
who is still a virgin but has been fingered severally and gives BJ like a pro,
who's never been kissed but has pecked and been pecked,
who has not been taken out by any man because her house dey free steady,
who is shy to look up at men because she thinks they find it sexy,
who says thanks when offered a car lift after the guy drops her off,
who doesn't flirt or look for a guy to go out with because the guys are always doing the flirting and looking,
who has the freedom to do whatever she wants but is sex-disciplined, sorry, self-disciplined.
Should I give you her number?

No