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[quote author=uj_sizzle]Copy-Paste?? Learn to edit first next time.[/quote]why ur blood dey hot?

I dey fear naija police die especially if I see them with gun. cos u may not live to tell story of stray bullet.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This is why kids and people who reason like kids should not be allowed access to the internet. [/color]

Do u think a kid knows what it entails for a woman to have above quality? using his money to buy bundle? I think in this case u are the kid

Swit up: Ahem... I am lookin 4 a man who has never admired a gal.., who has never had sexual urge.., who has money to spend on me like mad but will never demand §e* in return.., who is ready 2 catch a grenade for me and yet will love me like the character rose in titanic... Op, can u be that man...? Mtcheeeeew

Can only spend money on my wife I can love u without demanding sex but u should not demand money from me I give u at my discretion.

Ab025: @poster....are u also a virgin? Are u handsome? Have u not kissed b4? Have u never taken a lady out b4?

I hope u re also clean too o, else, even if such a gal exists, what makes u think u re worthy of her if ?

Btw, even if u meet a lady with all these "sweet qualities", what do u intend to do, hit and run? Cos, honestly, u didn't say anytin abt a serious r/ship or marriage.....

I am a man this qualities listed above are common among guys than ladies

I am looking for a girl who is very beautiful
but still a virgin, who has not kissed b4,
who has not be taken out b4 by a man,
who is shy to look up to a man, who says
thanks when ever a man volunteers
for a car lift, who does not flirt or go
around looking for a man to go out with,
who is free to do anything she wants but
still is self dicipined............... do this type of girl exist in Nigeria?

you dated your babe for 5yrs and all thru
those years there was no sex simply b'cos
she said she is a virgin and she'd want to
wait till her wedding night, so you agreed.
5yrs later, you got married to her and on
your wedding night you found out she ain't
a virgin after-all. Not funny Shey? Buh if
you were the dude, what would you do

A white man said,
“Colored people are not allowed
here.”
The black man named WIZRICH'
turned
around and stood up.
He then said:
“Listen sir…when I was born I
was BLACK, When I grew
up I was BLACK, When I’m sick I’m
BLACK,
When I go in the sun I’m BLACK,
When I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I
die I’ll be
BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born
you’re PINK When you grow up
you’re
WHITE, When
you’re sick, you’re
GREEN, When you go in the sun
you turn RED, When you’re cold
you turn
BLUE, And when you die
you turn PURPLE. And
you have the nerves to call me
colored?”
.
.
.
.
I'm Black and i'm Proud of it.....
LIKE IF YOU ARE BLACK & PROU

Baybe: OP you get time.

time is not by my side Woh

idnoble135: This is just to long. You expect us to memorize them @Op?

just save it in ur phone as ladies dictionary

1. Girls don’t always know what they
want.
2. Say something sweet, she likes it. This
is one of the best things that you guys
should always remember doing, as often
as you could especially when she’s not in
the mood. A little appreciation about how
good she is looking in your date and when
she smells great is something that would
put a smile on her face even just for a
while and would soon ease the tensions
within her.
3. Girls always think that they could look
better, so guys should inform them of
their beauty.
4. Never compare her to other women,
even your own mom.
5. Girls try to hint at what they want from
guys, they don’t like to say it.
6. A guys girlfriend wants to be the only
hand that he wants to hold.
7. If girls flirt with their guy friends in
front of their boyfriends, it usually doesn’t
mean anything except that they’ve been
friends with that guy longer then you
have been their boyfriend. Don’t get
offended.
8. If a girl wants to meet a guys family, let
them. It means they care.
9. When a girl will ditch her friends to
hang out with a guy, its a big deal.
10. Girls don’t like to like guys that aren’t
over their ex-girlfriends.
11. Girls don’t like to talk about ex’s.
12. If you call a girl “Hot” it doesn’t mean
anything.
13. When a girl doesn’t feel good, she
doesn’t talk much.
14. If a girl is mad at her boyfriend, she
doesn’t want to say anything about it, she
just wishes he’d know.
15. When girls don’t want to talk about
their ex-boyfriend, shes probably not
completely over him.
16. If a girl will sit by her boyfriend’s
friends, she really cares about him.
17. When a guy still loves a girl at her
worst look, it lets her think that he is
sincere about her.
18. Girls love surprises and gifts especially
during important occasions. A girl may
expect something from her boyfriend but
that doesn’t mean she’s a gold digger.
19. Girls love to cuddle!
20. If a girl will be a guys girlfriend, she
really likes him.
21. All girls flirt, some don’t mean it.
22. Girls like it when guys ask advice from
them. This action just shows that you
trust her, and that she’s someone you
can count on.
23. Girls already know the truth even
before they ask you. So be careful guys.
24. If a girl likes a certain item of clothing
that her boyfriend wears, he should wear
it more.
25. When girls write guys notes, that guy
should keep them.
26. If a guy remembers something
important to a girl that she said and he
brings it up later, it makes that girls feel
special.
27. Girls want a guy to prove that there
not all the same.
28. If a girl admits that she misses a guy,
she really does.
29. Girls hesitate to fall in love because
they always assume they’ll get hurt.
Prove to your girl you won’t hurt her.
30. Girls feel flattered if a guy would
greet him first in their special occasions
(e.g. monthsaries, anniversaries, etc.)
because a guy tend to be forgetful.
31. Girls love it when guys say sweet
things in front of their friends, but
understand if they don’t.
32. If a girl tells a guy she was talking
about him with her friends, its always
about something good.
33. She doesn’t expect you to read her
mind; she wants you to ask her.
34. Sometimes, girls test guys to see how
they’ll react.
35. If a guy knows a girl isn’t over her ex-
boyfriend, don’t call her out on it, show
her how much better you are.
36. Girls love to be stared at sometimes.
Looking straight in her eyes tells
something, this melts her heart especially
when she is attracted to you.
37. Girls like guys who can protect her.
38. If a girl really wants to be with a guy,
she’ll make sure it happens.
39. Girls don’t like too flirty guys. Flirting
with a lot of girls simply means you’re not
a one-woman-man; remember that
actions speak louder all the time.
40. If a girl is still in love with someone
else, they will never say anything bad
about them.
41. When a girl slow dances with her
boyfriend in the kitchen, with no music
on, thats when he knows she’s in love
with him.
42. Girls sometimes think if you love
them more than you love your exes. And
sometimes conclude that you are still not
over with your last ex-girlfriend.
43. Changing for the better will let her
stick with you. It simply means that you
want to grow with her inside the
relationship you are building.
44. Girls are more observant than guys
think.
45. When girls say NO, it only means
keep trying. Girls are inconsistent,
especially when deciding for their guy’s
interests.
46. When you meet your girlfriend’s mom
and she says she’s heard a lot about you,
trust her.
47. Girls love to be spoiled. They
sometimes have this childish part of them
that really comes out especially when
they want something really badly.
48. If a girl lays her head on her guys
chest and just listens to his heartbeat,
she’s listening to see if it will tell her
what he’s thinking.
49. Be protective, but not too much. She
likes it when you care for her, but not to
the point of choking her at times.
50. Girls think too much.
51. When girls say nothing is wrong, shes
lying. Everything is wrong.
52. If a girl’s heart has been shattered,
she’ll be hesitant to talk about her
problems to a guy at first.
53. Sharing your future family plans is
important to her. This is your chance to
show her how serious you are, especially
when you are ready to have a family with
her.
54. If a girl dumps a guy because she
thinks she can’t make him happiest, that’s
love.
55. Girls feel insecure with their
boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.
56. Girls like to be called beautiful all the
time. Complimenting how she looks is a
big deal for her, telling her how beautiful
she is more than enough.
57. Girls love it when guys say they love
something about them, like their smile.
58. Girls are good detectives. Some just
does not open it up with their boyfriend.
59. Knowing her likes and dislikes is cool
for her. This means that you are that
interested to get to know her better and
to make ways to make her happy.
60. Girls love romantic guys. Kiss her
under the rain and in front of your family
and friends, it’s not that hard.
61. If a girl wants you to be with her,
you’ll know it.
62. If you break a girls heart, she’ll never
be the same.
63. When a girl holds a guys hand, she
never wants to let it go.
64. Never underestimate the feelings a
girl has for her boyfriend.
65. If a girl really loves you, she won’t be
able to see anything bad about you.
66. Girls are sometimes drama queens,
but you are not allowed to call her that.
It would make the whole situation worst,
just go with the flow and be the man she
needs for the moment.
67. If a girl thinks you’ll judge her for
something, she’ll never open up to you
fully.
68. When a girl tells you about things she
loves, like staring at stars or listening to
the rain, shes falling for you.
69. Girls adore guys who don’t only think
about sex.
70. It hurts girls to dump guys.
71. If a girl really cares about a guy, you
can see it in her eyes.
72. Girls can flirt with every guy around,
but at the end of the day, she’ll be
watching the sun set with the one she
truly loves.
73. If a girl tells you a secret, don’t ever
let it go.
74. When girls hear about their boyfriend
bragging about the little things, like
watching tv together, it makes them
appreciate him more.
75. Girls hate it when guys ignore them.
76. Girls never touch guys by accident.
77. Hugging her without a reason is a
very sweet thing for her, especially when
you do it surprisingly.
78. When a girl asks a guy what their
thinking, they really do care.
79. First rule when you enter her life,
never cheat! You would want to think
twice before getting involved with two
girls at the same time. It’s just whether
one girl would stick with you, or both girls
would slap and make the hell out of you,
so be sure that you are really a good guy
when you are looking for a good girl.
80. Girls love special things especially
when it’s given as a surprise. Do
something special for her sometimes.
Doing something like giving her flowers
and stuff toys just for no reason would
make her day very important and worth
remembering. Making girls feel
exceptional would make them feel good
about themselves as and will take away
some of their insecurities as well.
81. Girls look at the other girls that their
boyfriend is with as their enemy.
82. Girls hate it when their guy friends
make fun of their boyfriend.
83. Try to be interested with her
interests. Girls would really appreciate a
guy who makes an effort to blend-in with
her hobbies.
84. Make time for her. The time that you
give her is very important for her, and as
much as possible any disturbances should
not be an option for you or else she will
feel taken for granted.
85. If a girl hates someone, her boyfriend
should probably not talk to them.
86. A good way to make a girl mad is not
trust her when she’s being honest.
87. Walk her home after a date, she
wants to feel safe. Even if girls do not say
it, they want to be walked safely to their
homes. Doing this as a gentleman would
be a very big thing, especially for girls
who just observing you if you can really
take care of them.
88. Girls love it when the guy doesn’t
take long to reply and keep the
conversation going.
89. Girls want to feel that your proud of
having them. They may not tell you but
sometimes they want you to show them
off to your family and friends.
90. Treat your girl right, or someone else
will.
91. If a girl laughs at a guys every joke,
she likes him.
92. Don’t make her say something
repeatedly. This manner would really pick
something on girls, and if you keep on
asking her about something for the 3rd
and 4th time, it just shows and means
that you are not interested and not
listening carefully to what she is talking
about.
93. Girls know when a guy is lying.
94. Girls are way too forgiving. Don’t take
advantage of it.
95. If a girl says your important to her, its
true.
96. When girls hold their boyfriends tight,
they never want to let that moment go.
97. Girls remember little things the most.
98. When a girl is being serious, listen to
her.
99. When guys tell something meaningful,
girls treasure it. Your evocative words
that catch girl’s attention would really last
a lifetime in their hearts

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Conveyor
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*Garbage Collector : Public
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives
with a girl
roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of a
relationship
between the two, and this had only made
her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if
there was
more between him and his roommate than
met the
eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son
volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure
you,we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to
him
saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been
unable to find the silver plate. You don't
suppose
she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her,
just to
be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver
plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you
‘did not'
take the silver plate But the fact remains
that it has
been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email
from his
Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with
your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do
not'
sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found
the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love, Mom.

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hollandis: Hausa man what do yu expect.Stupid ignorant people.They dont know wat a union represent

an average hausa man is better than u

front page pls

10 text book for Biology but still have E8 6 for maths my best subject, 5 for physics my best subject too, 4 for chemistry, 3 for english!

10 text book for Biology but still have W8 6 for maths my best subject, 5 for physics my best subject too, 4 for chemistry, 3 for english!

I am currently, a students of Technology Education (Electrical Technology Education) but most of my course mate feel inferior about the course compare to Electrical Engineering counterpart.please can anyone give more light to this course and it advantage. I most confess I love the course and I can see alot of job opportunities out there. thanks anticipating to hear from ur constructive advice.

Animal in human skin just love that his song RIP FELA

she is still a virgin who want go for her

more grease to ur Elbow front page material

nairaland is boring this days

I will vote for Fashola millions time if he happened to come out for president.

is she a virgin?