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Hell rufai has finally introduce the "slap game"

Let me go and slap oshiomhole.

dejavubobo1:
full meaning of AAU Ambrose Ali right ?

Yea bro

mynd1:
lol. U really sound a cool guy u know.

And you sound intelligent and jovial. tho you're not jovial when it comes to any PDP issues.

How i wish she got married to one mr. seun a popular....

Kemi, kemi, kemi, how many time i call you so? Who dey sell pepper nor dey carry hand scratch brokus oh. I don talk my own. **walk outta thread looking for fuel**

mynd1:
lol. Nah I won't do that. U r now my good friend. Cheers.

okay, nagode sosai. **gives her 1bag of popcorn and chilled hollandia strawberry yoghurt**

AAU should come second while KSU should come third to clinch the ballon d'or prize.

mynd1:
sure!

Hope you're not going to report me to ...... again **stretch right hand to shake her**

mynd1:
Lmao... Na my friend na.

Hmmm, so......


make i nor talk.

Even tho am a strong PDP supporter and you a die-hard APC supporter, can we be friends?

jennifer22:
Getting there some how, Oghene thank you oooo FTC on point. I know I will get there

Omotena, biko, you be urhobo girl?

This is how saraki feel when some APC leaders want him to vacate the seat.

Especially when one fine babe tell am make e do so. Even if he pastor come, d bastard nor go gree.

Ojfestus:
No be to ignore jagaban own

Who's jagaban to you? Your Lord and personal saviour?

Thats a "polite insult" from an employer to a job seeker.

Ojfestus:
This is a show of shame By saraki.... So because you get personal issues with jagaban you no attend him birthday

who birthday don help? mtcheww

Smellymouth:
Condemn u ke?I am not a Christian but I know this verse-" John 8 vs 7; If any of you have never sinned, then go ahead and throw the first stone at her!"

Maximum respect sir, thanks dude.

I knw mynd1 likes to hear this kind of news.

Smellymouth:
Yes boss

Nah, you're the boss because i knw some people will condemn me.

Brilliance9000:
Which cult were you in?

Why do you want to knw sir?

Smellymouth:
Brother, haff you given your life to Christ ?

If not,i'd love to share a word of prayer with u

Lolz, yes sir, and ever since i gave my life to him, i have been experiencing breakthrough unlimited.

Brilliance9000:
DSS take note. He must confess how many lives he took.

Lol, u're just the opposite of your moniker. FYI, i never hurt a fly talkless of my fellow human.

Was a member of a cult group 6yrs ago, i denouce it after surviving a "near death" experience by my own member all because he saw me in the church giving my life back to God. Thank God for saving my life because i was so foolish not to realise the meaning of my native name "CHINEDU"


#SayNoToCultism.

magicalBae:
Spread mat.....

Abeg shift for me. **brings 4bags of popcorn and hollandia yoghurt**

anny268:
Lwkmd

It was not a nice experience tho! Anyway, u look beautiful.

ivaberry:
: hmmmmmmmm am new here tho

**Singing** "you're welcome to nairaland, were everbody is somebody and seun is tha boss"

**usher her to lalastic** wa bokhian

Back then, me and my friend always get annoyed anytime rukevwe laugh at us for not having beards (goatie) so we went to the market and bought N10 crayfish(dat big red one) and we started using the sharp point to pierce our chin and jaws as adviced by our bros. We kept doing this ritual for 2wks non stop, but no hair, instead of hair, we started having boils. (all dis foolishness was just to impress the girl). The girl was later impregnated by one okada man

younghartz:
This is called online booking ba ? Continue

Bros wetin man go do as light nor dey, no fuel for gen. Me sef tire for myself.

Nor be her fault though.
The first time i enter plane, i just be like mumu, but i don get experience and sense.


**Carry 20litre jerrycan looking for fuel**

If you guys knw what am thinking now, you will send me to jail ASAP.

mynd1:
must u insult me before u pass ur message? If I can mod to ban u now u go say I no be better person. Next time u do dis nonsense,u will see what I will do to u. Mtcheww.

Lol, i said it...

dat mod don turn "zombie" for your hand.

mynd1:
lol. U didn't insult me na,so why will I call him?

Be forming innocent girl, as if u dnt knw what am saying.


You're beautiful tho, but learn to use dat ur loyal mod (dog) wisely.

K