₦airaland Forum

fratermathy:
You should have started that with "In my own opinion". Meanwhile this thread is not to proselytize or seek for members but to correct certain mimisconceptions and one of them is glaringly oozing from your fanatical, extremist and misguided comment. It's amazing how we are quick to call Muslims extremists especially those of us from the South when we cannot remove the log in our eyes to see how extremism has eaten up our brain to the point that the hippocampus is the only functional part of it.

. Oga u sabi speak grammer...them dey teach una english for AMORC?

But if she give me I go do,my mind tho

Heard that Buhari calls him Dakkukkwu Fetawaterside [/quote]. Hahahahahhahahah.....Dakkukwu fetawaterside

Oba working in collaboration with the marine spirits trying to initiate the ibo's into lagoon

Komex:
Fierce-looking armed thugs stormed a polling unit in Akwa Ibom state and carted away election materials while voters who had come to vote took to their heels in fear of being shot.

GIDITRAFFIC ‏@Gidi_Traffic posted the picture of twitter.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/voters-on-the-run-as-armed-thugs-cart-away-ballot-boxes-in-akwa-ibom/#sthash.fCl4oXEe.dpuf

the picture looks like a situation where the pastors shouts...there is someone in this crusade ground with Ebola... Everybody go pick race

REALCHANGE20151:
[size=16pt]Please what do you call people who come from Republic of Niger[/size] ?

people from Niger are called Nigerien

alberto2k:
come fetch small mah nigga'

thanks bros...make I fetch my own begin go home...before this people go get info say we dey do this tin here......Vooom is better than statement

alberto2k:
*Looks right, left, up, down and centre to see any sign of Ishi.love*

Oya take amu abokii na

. Bros abeg the tin still remain? Abeg give me small mine is finished...will call schoolboy latter in the evening to bring for me

One day Nigeria will remember and miss GEJ....

Incomplete display, where is the Nipple?

Old tin that has passed away

Sai Nigeria

Just say ' UNA WELDON OH, HOW UNA FAMILY? NO BE TO INTERVIEW ME BE THE MATTER BUT NA TO EMPLOY AND PAY ME WELL IF I PASS THE INTERVIEW'










Na joke i dey ooooo ..... no mind me.

Just say 'Goodafternoon all or goodmorning all or goodevening all.

That awkward moment when your expecting your babe and there was a knock at the door only for you to open the door and see Jehovah's witness people with their bags and tracts infront of you

ninjasta:
www.punchng.com/news/french-president-phones-buhari-invites-him-to-paris/

if he wants to discuss business he should come over to nigeria and not to ask Gen Buhari to come over to france..Nonsense

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

just tell us that you enjoyed the tin

Nwa bu nwa ora.....but abeg no play that horse play with my pikin

;DHahahhahaha Ot-u gi dogon yaro abi ? Your finished

MaleoPearls:
Otu mu dogon yaro


Monkey dey

Bami re claro...








Maybe he wants to do shinaa today






Anyways,


STORY FOR THE gods

Equalizer:
Personally I see President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan as a true democrat who believes that neither his political ambition nor that of any politician is worth the blood of any Nigeria.. May I seize this opportunity to congratulate Mr. President for being a perfect gentleman whose only crime was trusting his enemies.. You have written your name in the book of history for averting another bloodshed cos if you had won, am sure the north must have start killing innocent citizens.. You sacrificed your ambition for Nigeria's unity and peace.. We love you and will always remember you..

wisdom is better than strenght,Mr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan you have done what a man in his right senses will do including your Vice Mr Sambo, you anchoored the ship perfectly for the next captain to take over from wddyou. Your best might not be good enough to so many but because You have placed the blood of the innocent citizens first befor your political ambition above the expectations of greater percentage of the nation and the world at large, I salute you sir,you have planted the tree of peace , may you reap peace in all your future endeavours.

PDP leads with 19,756

olassy239:
PDP lead with 19,000

Apc sorry in advance....GEJ till buhari goes to youth service

To be honest....this election is just like senior world cup finals

oakson:
Bunch Of Criminals!
Una Side No Consign Me I don Dash Jona
You can't stop a moving train
Change is real
Sai Buhari

. Just apply the brake and the moving train will stop

Buhari sorry

macfarland:
Said by President Jonathan: "They certainly started their campaign for 2015 well ahead of us, as early as 2011. They wanted to make insecurity and corruption the issues in the 2015 election and they started their mischief very, very early. They started by failing to cooperate with me on the war against Boko Haram. They opposed every move I made. They started demanding that soldiers be withdrawn from Borno. Thank God I did not succumb to the blackmail... Thank God we remained resolute in the face of blackmail and media campaign. They opposed the declaration of state of emergency. They opposed the ban on Boko Haram. They started circulating rumours that I was against Muslims. They accused us of genocide. Go and read the newspapers from 2011 till date. They did everything to worsen the Boko Haram problem. They knew where they were going. The opposition also cooked up corruption allegations against me. Their mischief worked with some unsuspecting Nigerians. Only God knows how much they say is missing now. I have lost count. Every day they will say $48 billion is missing, N500 billion is missing, $1 billion is missing. Some will say N20 trillion has been stolen. It does not make sense any more. Recently, an APC governor said $30 billion is missing from excess crude account. By the time you calculate all that they say is missing, we must be richer than China and US combined! All kinds of wicked lies. Nothing but mischief because they want to win elections. They started scandalising anyone perceived to be close to me, including men of God. I never knew politics could be this dirty. By nature, I don’t play dirty. I try to be fair. Unfortunately, people fail to recognise God in their scheming and calculations. No matter what they throw at me, if God says I will not fall, I will remain standing. To answer your question more directly, yes the opposition is better organised in playing mischievous and dirty politics but they will fail"

Goodluck is more civil compared to Buhari who thinks that politics is a do or die affair....Goodluck until Messi leaves international footbal and starts playing international basketball.

pretydiva:
Y dis gal dey disgrace womanhood like dis nau

which womanhood? Na so woman dey be?

That job is not yours relax your own will come and when it comes, it will be like magic.

Buhari abeg drop me for the next bustop I no dey follow your bus again....how can u say such nonsense? Illitracy at its peak

Doing the right thing starts with you.. Do your part and another will do his part,if anyone is found violating just intervene with respect and he has to comply.

oneda:
I wish this statement is true... I wish Nigeria will ever do things right...

:-XAME

Stay in BORNO state its safe army has recaptured it.





















NA JOKE I DEY OOOOO

Tolexander:
vanity upon vanity

all is vanity