₦airaland Forum

SaiBuharii:
They have started giving us endless lies to cover up initial lies. A president is working against you, another one is contesting against you. If they can even tell us what they squandered the reserves on. We will not complain.

Part of the 20b donated is a percentage of our reserves.

We are tayad. We need change.

Jonathan has failed us.

#GMB2015 #SAIBuhari FEBUHARI

. Shut up and stop insulting my president

was it night school he attended?

Where is his SSCE certificate?

BeeBeeOoh:
My I just dey folo dis post without certificate like B**ari..

Are you trying to say that your certificate is with Nairaland?

All these are for big boys but BIGGER BOYS drive confirm machine as cars,have correct quantity of cash in his account,have his own house,have children and wife,have a legitimate source of income and also have the mind set that all these things are not by his power but all the glory shall be given to God.

Tellmeurmind:
Please I need your advice. I'm a married man with kids, and I'm also involved in an extra -marital relationship with a lady in my office.

She is an early 30s. I'm so much involved with her to the extent that I cannot sleep without seeing her in a day. We have both known that we can’t marry each other but that doesn't stop us from always being together.

Any slightest quarrel with her always affects my family at home. She is praying for a Husband and she always tell me about any man who comes her way but because of my selfishness and impure ambitions, I always condemn them.

I don’t always want to see her with any man or hear that a man is calling her. With all these, I still have a strong mind that I'm blocking her from settling down with her Mr Right. I always feel like letting her go but I find it difficult.

Please, what do I do to let her go?

. Pharoah let my people go. Any mistress in a married man's life is the second,your family should be the first before anything,she is in your life to while away time one day you will not see her again but your wife and kids will always be with you forever.........mistresses are by the way,passerby and second class citizens in your life...they have no economical value to you instead they are there to SAP you dry...bros use your brain

lekhane:
Bad business, thank God no life was lost, that's the most important. Once there is life, hope still dey...

They told you that 1200 christmas chickens died and your saying thank God no life was lost ....RIP to the chickens

These days I don't stress my brain any longer to solve equations the ones I did at school don do abeg.....na money equivalent I can calculate perfectly...just change that equation to cash and see me give you answer without pen papper or calculator

truvine:
france of cos
france of cos

lolz....here in congo we know france as name of a country and not school.....hope you did not school at semper

20pounds:
I did all my schooling with blind persons in my classes. They were more brillant!

We dey use our eyes look book and women; they use theirs to create vivid pictures of what they were learning.

Plz which school is that?

ayobase:
God is dynamic

. As in he can change from one state to the other? Maybe from solid to liquid and to gas and then back to solid

Since he spent extra years in school and was still able to get to the level of PHD.Let us Nigerians still give him extra years to take Nigeria to greatness....Vote GEJ......GEJ till












2055

frustratedman:
VOTE BUHARI FOR THE DESIRED CHANGE


BUHARI TILL 2019


SAI BUHARI

. If I vote for Buhari will Timaya marry?

Op you did not mention all, what of tall women,short women. Etc ? Remember one man's meat is another man's poison. Different men with different varieties of women.

Face me I stab you

koligs:
Wot is civil servant? Are they servants during the civil war?

No they were not servants during the civil war rather they were those people who were going to school during the war, then after the war they started working

Na Bum we go chop?

Mma OTU bu Aji (means; The hairs around the pucci is the beauty of the pucci)
You bite me for head you no fear hairs ,when i go bite you for anus i no go fear shit.

Jamaticulus:
Pls name this varsity...

A corps member was posted to JAMB to serve, the director under which he would serve said he could not write his name. We wondered how could that be and invited him to my office, asked him which university he attended, he simply replied ‘na UNN

good one i just got 100mb free now...thanks

INDIAN HEMP, it was discovered in 1345,an Indian herdsman was rearing his cattle in a bush and he always notice that when his cattle grazed on a particular spot which has some kind of vegetation they always become happy,remains quiet and think very well without giving him troubles unlike other cattle that don't eat from the vegetation, he noticed also that all the cattle that always eat from the vegetation hardly get sick,so one day he also decided to cut some of the leaves from the vegetation and eat of it and he noticed that he too became very happy,quietly meditating and his brain works faster and better than before, he also discovered that his persistent cough,asthma and glaucoma has also disappeared and he hardly get sick as well. He now decided to be eating the leave always and later people started smoking it which also give them the same result. That was how INDIAN HEMP was discovered accidentally.

eaccyboy:
my area for past 2yrs dey'v bin constant power supply..more dan 23hrs/day

Bros your very lucky,for my area the power supply is epileptic and at the end of the month we stay pay service charge to recharge our prepaid meter. I pray it gets better soon.

PHCN that has been privatized,we have not seen any improvement.Please don't privatize when there is no good result coming out of it. The masses are suffering.

UjSizzle:
Bite my nails and play with my hair (or any hair). Managed to break the former though, thank God.

. Which other hair do u play with?

tosyne2much:
Using vaseline in times of konji

. Your finished.

missbronze:
When confraternity was good.

Unlike now they are committing attrocities.

Intimidating people.
Looking for girls to r.a.pe or pour acid.
Killing and shedding blood.

Seadogs was never and will never be part of all these things you mentioned FULLSTOP.

All parents claim to take the first position during their school days,I wonder who was in the last position then.

ivyy:
Mine

which hair be this? upper hair or lower hair?

CONGRATS to her.....My prayer is that I will receive my own award when I am alive and not when I have died....click like if this is also your prayer.