₦airaland Forum

Vieria Thank you for your good sence of gudgement.

Ok Makgod, let's say i struck you and I ran away and you never got me, will you because of that kill all innocent people in your community?

Why is he turning back to UN he refused to listen to for help?
He said and I quote "We have tried in Iraq but we can not do it alone to rebuild Iraq we need UN at this juncture. This war is a defeat of terror" So why terror in London now? Sebi they have defeated terror?

Ha! Jogego though I'm a gunners' fan but Vieira has been a good player. I tell you Arsenal will miss this hard attacking mildfielder.

It's no more news Ayegbeni is now a Middlesbrough player.
Owoeri - feyernood.
Mbesuma - Portsmouth
Atouba - Hamburg
Mohamed Sissoko - Liverpool.
Taribo West - Plymouth.
J. Parker - Man. U
Van Der sar - Man. U
Alexandra - Arsenal.

Delarontus, God bless you for this information.
I now listen to Radio Nigeria on the web in my office.

Sweet!

makgod you've got no point here.
You think it's war and someone has to die, do you kill to add to the number of people that were already dead?
Should the innocents be the victims?
Did Intelligent reports pointed accussation to Saddam?
Did he find the acclaimed WMD in Iraq till date?
Is there peace in Iraq now?
What of the children that are now the victims of this war?
Look! a right thinking man will not support war in Iraq.
I support fighting terrorism not the innocents.

OK where is Osama Bin Laden now?
Why not fish him out?
Did you listen to CNN last night?
Do you know what is happening there now?

This is nothing but abuse of power.
UN is supreme why not honour UN?

A group of UN were in Iraq searching for WMD, found nothing and Bush started the war. These people had to leave before the scheduled time.

I don't know whether you follow the War in Iraq. I did from day one till last night.

Great my lawyer I'm happy you're in the house let tap from your wealth of experience, I think since they've gone to the registry and signed the marriage bond, then the marriage is backed by the law.

And what of if it were to be court wedding and the man wants to back out don't you think it's a breach of contract?

In Christendom it is believed that marriage is for better for worse.

True love is unconditional and it never fails.

Jogego, this lady was still in the world when she commited this abortion and a man like us was responsible for this but she later realised (may be too late) No! not late yet, she then accepted Jesus as her Personal Lord and Saviour, now looking unto God in prayer by faith that God who can do all things can also solve her problem.

Don't you think there's nothing impossible with God? And them that believe?

THE CLEVEREST PRESIDENT



An airplane was about to crash, with 5 passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said I'm Kanu Nwankwo, one of the best soccer players in the world; you can't afford to loose me! So he took the

1st pack and jumped.

The 2nd passenger said, I'm Daisy Danjuma, the wife of the former Minister of Defense, a Senator and potential future President! She took the 2nd pack and jumped.

The 3rd passenger, OBJ, said I'm the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the most powerful man in the Country! I have great responsibility and I'm the cleverest president in Nigerian history. I am indispensable as Nigerians need me for the successful implementation of poverty alleviation, deregulation, privatisation, monetisation, etc and they are even telling me to go for 3rd term.Then he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane

The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an 8 yearold school girl, I'm old and don't have long to live. As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left for you.Nigeria's cleverest president has taken my school bag.

What do you gain here?
Or won't you contribute to this?

Above all woman are great I love them. Bye!

Women are tempters, walking about  with their jumpers.

Woman love money, they can sell anything to make money, they never value their body.

Women are like a well anyone goes and fetch.

woman can be dangerouns with that their poison Delilah did so to samson.

Women are like cows you direct them anywhere you want.

Women are like football you play until you are tired.

Men can be 35yrs without getting married there won't be any panic but woman with just 28 without suitor will start running around for man to notice her, for the fear of menopause.

Women are like ice cream you leak and throw away the container!

Women are fickle minded.

Women can cry ,weep  and yell till tomorrow when they are jilted

this story still continues.

I now left US for Germany and ..............

Women always play a second fiddle.

Women are like radio tune them they will start speaking without feedback.

Kamari. I will comfirm before I marry her.


What will you do if you marry "Atutupoyoyo!"

As foolish as they are they still fool women who claim that they are all Mrs Wisdom.

Ok Bioye this is for you.

Who is this Bioye?
A brilliant chap
who looks before he leaps

Who is this bioye, a man or a boy
i do not know
but he talks like a man
so he's a mature chap
Boiye just carry go.
I'm watching your back.

Who talks to you will see my anger
Who touches you incure God's wrath
Bioye, Good Bobo carry go.

Won't i go for dinner?

Women are like toys you drop them somewhere after playing with thaem.

Ah hot angel! I will perform gastric lavage for myself and sue him to court.


What will you do if your doctor tells you that you no longer have a womb?

Bioye- you came, you saw and you conquered, so observant.
Welcome.

You see women always talk and think about sex

Who did you hear that from?