While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

woman can be dangerouns with that their poison Delilah did so to samson.

Men a so useless that : A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man While women are so heart warming that: a good cry is a great comfort to a woman.

peter wat r you saying?


A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

Women are like a well anyone goes and fetch.

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

yay i like this.. Seee. One of the things women have is Men.!

women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

Woman love money, they can sell anything to make money, they never value their body.

Were there no men, women might live like gods.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. w00t w00t.

Women are tempters, walking about  with their jumpers.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

where is loma?

Above all woman are great I love them. Bye!

Women are like computers. They’re hard to figure out and never have enough memory

awww peter.. (not)..

men are liars just like peter, he doesn't mean that: he wants me to trip so he can say something like, "women have tender mind, they simply trip for little complements" , but see... that's a lie.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

Men are motivated and empowered when they feel needed. Women are motivated and empowered when they feel cherished.

The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman the heart is her world.

Note: When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

Why are women like laxatives? They irritate the shit out of you

Men should be saying I want to become a woman. The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run

I can be nice too.
The truth about women is they can’t be pleased. They spend their whole lives waiting for a man to do something wrong just so they can say, "I told you so." Women never shut up. They are born to nag. They like to nag so much, they even find fault with men when they are asleep. They claim that men snore. The truth is that no man has ever heard himself snoring.

And when a woman isn’t nagging, she is complaining. Something is always hurting. She has a migraine, her feet hurt, or her back bothers her. Women always want to go to doctors. Men don’t like to go to doctors. A man will wait until he is nearly dead before admitting pain.

best things about being a girl: .We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us

If it was up to a man, he could get by with a mattress and a microwave.

Women are impractical. They expect stupid gifts like flowers. They expect men to remember the dates of their birthday and anniversary even though the event was years ago.

For women.

1. We can wear guys clothes. If guys wear ours, they get funny looks
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

3.Yea- PMS sucks,; But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat

The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.