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 Science/Technology › Re: 'Smart Bra' By Microsoft To Stop Women From Stress-related Overeating by greatwaters: 9:12pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
LadyH: nsogbu di!You are totally wrong, its completely nsogbu-less |
| Science/Technology › Re: 'Smart Bra' By Microsoft To Stop Women From Stress-related Overeating by greatwaters: 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Just like this post for no damn reason. But if you are looking for a reason, well, here's one: I AM NOT FIRST TO COMMENT. 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Give Flowers To Us: Why? by greatwaters: 12:57pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
Hey girls, whats so special about flowers anyway? What if we buy you toilet tissue?Hey girls, whats so special about flowers anyway? What if we buy you toilet tissue?Hey girls, whats so special about flowers anyway? What if we buy you toilet tissue? |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Give Flowers To Us: Why? by greatwaters: 12:50pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
Hey girls, whats so special about flowers anyway? What if we buy you tissue paper? |
| Career › Re: Women Sabotaging Women, A Case Of The Glass Ceiling by greatwaters: 2:18pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Nadia_SA1: Thnk God I'm not a womanWhat!!! So Ikechukwu is gay. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Which Nigerian Celebrity Do You Have A Strong Crush On? by greatwaters: 9:53am On Nov 29, 2013 |
nerodenero: No, na screw driver, pliers, tongs, scissors etcLol. Crush on these tools and you are sure to get bruises. |
| Celebrities › Re: Which Nigerian Celebrity Do You Have A Strong Crush On? by greatwaters: 9:28am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Forza p: TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZPlease is it chisel or hammer? 1 Like |
| Sports › Thankgod Blatter Isn't A Ref by greatwaters(op): 8:02am On Nov 23, 2013 |
The FIFA boss has been in the middle of the saga sorrounding the Ballon D'or award, and his unhidden preference for Barcelona forward Messi has been greeted with grumbling. Now, if Blatter were a ref, I think football would be terrible. He is the kind of ref that awards a penalty to a side he prefers, even if the foul was commited in the centre-half. Funny huh? But true i think. So guys, drop your views on how football would have been if Blatter were a ref. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by greatwaters: 7:21pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
My perusal of this thread, which I was supposed to relish, has been marred by some ludicrous anger-triggering contentions and arguements by fellas who gradually, knowingly or unknowingly insinuate their ignorance into a positive and meaningful topic. These who should be cheering our team. To all of you involved in those arguements, your posts suck. You are a palpitation in the posterior. #spits and walks out of thread# |
| Politics › Re: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by greatwaters: 12:33pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
If anyone thinks I'm going to comment on this thread, that person is just decieving himself. |
| Sports › Re: FIFA Issues Keshi Ultimatum On Saintfeit Comments by greatwaters: 6:00pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
tunji_lana: Anyone who thinks Keshi is not wrong is either immature, uncivilized or racist himselfIn other words, saintfiet is right, Calabar is unsafe. Is that what you are saying? 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: FIFA Issues Keshi Ultimatum On Saintfeit Comments by greatwaters: 7:57am On Sep 13, 2013 |
vladimiros: if a White guy tell you that you are black and should go back to africa you would start cryingHavent they done worse? Bananas have been thrown at black players and nothing happened. Now a white dude is called a white dude and its branded racism. We made a mistake at calabar. We should have rained macaronis on that goddamn saintfiets head, so that we would know what exactly we are being punished for. Bleeping whites!! |
| Sports › Re: FIFA Issues Keshi Ultimatum On Saintfeit Comments by greatwaters: 7:08am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Please where is the racism here? Is it in the 'WHITE' or in the 'DUDE'? Is saintfiet not white? Is he not a dude? Abi na hermaphrodite? 'If he wants to talk to fifa, he should go back to Belgium. He's not an African person'. What part of this statement is racist? Keshi is only saying that If he wants to talk to fifa he should go to his country because fifa is not based in Africa. So, again, where is the raccism? 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: FIFA Ranking: Nigeria 4th In Africa & 36th In The World by greatwaters: 6:32am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Alyricist★Laura:Maybe you should also explain why Bosnia Herzegovina was ranked above Nigeria. WTF, they are even in the top 20, ranked above all African countries!!! This ranking is poo!!! |
| Investment › Re: Ex Nigerian Footballer, Idah Peterside Acquires TV Station In South Africa. by greatwaters: 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
I will only watch that channel if he will show super Eagles matches when other channels don't. |
| Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by greatwaters: 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
THINGS OF TIMING ENDING |
| Investment › Re: Getting A Bank Loan Without Collateral: How? by greatwaters: 5:47pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
You want to get loan without collateral? Simple. JUST PRESENT YOURSELF AS COLLATERAL 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Ngozi Ezeonu's New Slim Figure (photos) by greatwaters: 6:16pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Hmm, Ngozi. Tor. I really think our gongo-aso guy, 9ice should also try and lose some weight. |
| Family › Re: Fun- Bonding Activities For Couples by greatwaters: 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
When we're bored, we just beat each other up 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are You A Lark, An Owl Or Hummingbird? by greatwaters: 9:04am On Sep 06, 2013 |
I'm not a lark, I'm not an owl, I'm not a hummingbird. I'M A SUPER EAGLE |
| Crime › Re: Molester Faints After Hearing Of Victim's HIV Status by greatwaters: 4:32pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
You'll all be decieving yourselves if you think i'm gonna comment on this thread. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Malawi - FIFA WCQ: (2 - 0) On 7th September 2013 by greatwaters: 6:58am On Sep 03, 2013 |
SuyaEater: even a division 3 club stadium is better than calabar stadium....naija and mediocrityEiyaa, too much suya is not good for the brain. You are a living evidence of that fact. Smh 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Malawi - FIFA WCQ: (2 - 0) On 7th September 2013 by greatwaters: 6:55am On Sep 03, 2013 |
SuyaEater: even a division 3 club stadium is better than calabar stadium....naija and mediocrity |
| Politics › Re: Coffin Dealer Feigns Kidnap, Demands Ransom From Brother by greatwaters: 2:49pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
I warned him. I told him to hide in one of his coffins but he refused. Now look whats happened. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Malawi May Be Unable To Fly To Nigeria by greatwaters: 7:18am On Aug 29, 2013 |
rayedge: when Biafra becomes a sovereign entity, they will be as broke as MalawiYou have perfectly balanced the see-saw of stupidit.y and ignorance. 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Malawi May Be Unable To Fly To Nigeria by greatwaters: 7:25pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
They can't afford the fare to Nigeria? Tell me, of what use is witchcraft? If they cant use aircraft, they should go for witchcraft, which happens to be the fastest and most mobile. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by greatwaters: 2:52pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
I have friends in the caribbean who prefer nollywood movies 2 hollywood movies. So y'all who're critisizing nollywood, go bleep yourselves. I once related a hollywood movie 2 a Nigerian friend who had not watched it before, makin him believe it was done by Nollywood. His response:"its a wack storyline." the main reason why most people hate nollywood movies is because its Nigerian. We never appreciate whats ours. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by greatwaters: 7:54pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
Yomieluv: forget white man mentality,i prefer to watch the baddest hollywood,than the best nollywood....how do you explain a ghost looking right,and left before crossing a road,and a guy being shot inside a car,and the windshield didnt break,and the guy died.or few year later,and omotola still wears the same hairdo,or Genevive wakes up from bed with makeup....huck.Funny thing is all these things you mentioned may happen in hollywood movies without you noticing. You easily notice it in nollywood movies because you are expecting it. We blind ourselves to a lot of bullshit from hollywood because we think they are smarter. 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by greatwaters: 4:36pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
Obinna, abeg give me one lighter from your shop, someone wants to burn her Nigerian passport. Smh 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Tom Saintfiet To Report Keshi To FIFA For 'Racism' by greatwaters: 2:28pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
Is saintfiet not a white man? Even Obama is called the black man in the white house, so what are y'all saying? Whoever says Keshi's comments are racist is a not better than a white man's guard dog. |
| Literature › Fart Limericks-a Poem by greatwaters(op): 4:53pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
FART LIMERICKS There's a cracking thunder and a spark, that lights up the place even in the dark. Its such a scare, its made of air, its the boom of a mighty fart. There's a low hiss one hardly hears, and when its released, one hardly cares. its let out slow, no one will know, its the silent expulsion of a.nal air. There's a gas you can hardly bear, that naughty fellows gladly share, it makes one scowl, by God its foul, its the stinking version of a.nal blare. Next time you hear a low hiss, hark, You might also hear a thunder and a spark, but dont you scare, just prepare, For the boom or stink of a fart. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Calf Born With 8 Legs, 4 Ears, 2 Bodies And 1 Head! by greatwaters: 3:50pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
New zealand? WTF, it should be China 1 Like |
