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Why does it seem like the fact that she is building a house is what is paining you badly

Report him to the police for having sexual intercourse with a minor. He's been sleeping with your sister since she was 14 years.

After how many children

I hope he didn't die trying to pull a corper stunt in snatching a villager's babe
Cos stupid guys have been loosing their lives to Punna since the days of Samson.

hoodedjaystrim:
tragic!

mbeke, sue your brain for non-support

Nairaland savage post of the day lol

THEbaddest007:
I wrote the neco GCE exam and I passed without any expo or bomb

What sort of subjects combination is this? Are you in Arts, commercial or science.
You are not science student obviously.
If you are Art,where is Literature,your most important subject after English. How many Art courses can you choose without Literature
If you are commercial,where is Accounting? How can a commercial student do SSCE without Accounting or an Art student without Literature,
Education is finished in Nigeria,how can you not know that there are core subjects for you as a science,Art or commercial student

dojumav:
na Glo customer care I go call

Ah don't you Know that Telecoms customer care lines are programmed to auto pick? Computer picks your call immediately. Those period of waiting is as a result of human personnel not available yet to hold conversation with you .
Guy don't try it oh,na die be day oh God forbid

yungchap:
Hello Folks,

I need a list of Splendid intellectual movies that will wow and broaden ones horizons..

Your sincere list will be highly appreciated..


Cheers..

Have you seen " The Great debaters" ?
Black Americans really suffered. There was a time,there are certain universities you cannot apply to,as a black person.Also check
Shawshank Redemption

OMG,20 years already a porn actress? Na wa oh America.
If you are a child or teen in America,you can't do shit. There are movies you can never see,you can't buy a beer,talkless of drinking one,you can't get into a club,you can't engage in a sexual relationship, no matter how big or mature looking you are etc. All these require an I.D that proves you are old enough to do them.
If you ain't old enough and you're caught,you or someone is heading to Juvenile center.
But once you clock 18,you can shag all the boys in your school if you like,once you are 21, you can drink your self to stuble, nobody cares again.
A lot of laws protecting children and teens from domestic and sexual abuse,but once you clock that adult age,so called you are on your own.
With all the opportunities that abound in USA, a 20 year old girl choose to be a porn actress.
Her punny lives on.... On the internet and on millions of smart phones out there

Samyj247:
She just sent me this message on WhatsApp. I was angered and had to block her. this is a girl nice newly found friend o.

everyday she keeps sending me long useless stories on WhatsApp , some you will be asked to share with friends because of this or that.

Na today own make me vex. me that is looking for a well paid job na im somebody de say I go lose d job forever if I no share....I don't have time to be sharing stupid messages on WhatsApp.

I hate such messages that end with "if you don't share you will die in so so days," they make me mad,one day,I blast a girl like that,she felt bad,later I started feeling bad for bashing her. Since then I just ignored them,so as not to say horrible things to them.

Triton1996:
Africa is incurably religious and Nigeria is not an exception. Amongst the Christian leaders who are seen as movers and shakers in the ministry, three of them are arguably the leading spiritual leaders who have transverse the borders of the African this continent and beyond to represent Nigeria as the haven of spiritual solution or Jerusalem in Africa.

Interestingly, our research is based on the individuals and not the ministry and the influence they wielded internationally. They are seen as leaders of the pack and father or mentors directly or indirectly to emerging clerics. It’s an objective research not based on sentiments. This are the leading top spiritual leaders presently in Nigeria as carried out by Sahara Weekly.

Pro. Temitope Balogun Joshua
Sahara Weekly check revealed that for over two decades, this internationally acclaimed clergy and General overseer of Synagogue Church of All Nations widely is known as father of the prophetic both withing and outside the country. He could be called the father of present day prophets in Nigeria as he has been on the scene for over two decades consistently. Directly or indirectly, all emerging prophets watch and imitate one or two things about him or his ministry.
Prophetically, he is the leading voice internationally recognized across the globe that emerged from Nigeria. Reports has it that an average of 60/70 percent of foreigners who flew into the country have their destinations at synagogue church of All Nations to see this amazing man. Also, presidents of nations have patronised him for spiritual assistance. Like no other clergy, this humble Prophet from the remote village of Arigidi in Ondo state is the most sought after prophet by foreigners in Nigeria. Infact, he could be termed a Kingmaker because through his ministry, presidents like in Ghana, Tanzania and recently in Liberia have been installed.
Checks by us revealed that presidents across the world tried frantically to court his favor but because of his humble nature, these are not so obvious to Nigerians.
Furthermore, no other prophet has the influence he wielded internationally as this can be seen in the area of international Crusades he held across the world. Stadiums are always packed to the fullest with overflows and has received several highest National awards and honors ever bestowed on an individual by Presidents abroad.
His Emmanuel television through which he propagates the gospel is the most widely watched Christian television by any Nigerian ministry.
Aside that, no single clergy has wielded such influence he has in the area of philantropism.
Through his Emmanuel TV partners, he has touched not just millions across the world but even Nations of the world. Intact, he is now synonymous to Philanthropic gestures across the globe.
Go to Asia, Israel, Korea, South America, Europe, Africa and mention the name TB Joshua and you will be amazed that the young man we don’t give regards to at the corner of Ikotun in Lagos is a global phenomenon.

PASTOR ENOCH ADEJARE ADEBOYE

The shepherd in charge of The Redeemed Christian Church of God is the Pastor of pastors. That’s why he is fondly called Daddy G.O by both his congregation and others. Through him RCCG has become the fastest rising Pentecostal church across the world. Other General Overseers call him Daddy because of his influence in the body of Christ.
Presently in Nigeria, he holds the most popular single gathering of believers known as Holy Ghost service at the Redemption camp along Lagos /Ibadan express way.

BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO

The presiding Bishop of Living Faith Chapel widely known as Winners Chapel is arguably the Bishop of of Bishops. His faith and dimension of Christianity has given birth to so many sons and daughters of faith in the ministry.
Most motivational, faith and prosperity preachers have their root from this Amazing clergy from Kwara state. He is the pioneer of private University by Pentecostal churches. His books across the globe have become reference points to so many emerging clergy.
A lot of emerging clerics see him as their mentor.
This report is subject to amendment. Kindly contribute.


http://www.saharaweeklyng.com/top-three-spiritual-fathers-nigeria-global-impact/

Must you create division when it's not necessary? Instead of "top 3" why not say 3. Are you God that is measuring their fruitfulness and faithfulness? Or you called him and he told you the top 3 in his book?
You are not God,and God is not man. Even going by human standard of popularity and fruitfulness,you still missed it.
How many churches/ members does Oyedepo have? Even in Lagos,how many branches does he have ,even overseas?
Have you ever heard Oyedepo using National stadium to host a crusade for evangelism or youth program or women program? He is a great man of God, but according to your topic,listing pastors with great global impact(not financial buoyancy now) you will mention, Pastor Kumuyi and Pastor Chris before Oyedepo.
I agree with TB Joshua,he has global following alot,world leaders invite and dine with him, Europeans come from all works of life to visit him.
Do you know there was a time Kumuyi travelled the whole of the country for crusade? As old as he his.
Oyakhilome also has the highest social follower from around the globe,his crusades in different part of the world draws crowd alot. He has invested a lot in the youth also.
My list in no particular order:
Oyakhilome
Kumuyi
Adeboye
Oyedepo
At the end,this is still just my own opinion,thanks.

iLegendd:
Just that one line you wrote says a lot about you. I'm impressed. I'll reveal it to you. Send me a private message.

Wow,this is very kind of you, helping someone without financial consideration. It will surely come back to you in multiple ways,amen.

bionixs:
Olodo rapatas everywhere. they wont use their head or even a calculator before hailing whoever winds and rewinds them

I tire for some people ohh ughhhh

MasViews:
$500 Million = #180 Billion.


It's either the op is a lier or both the op and Davido are liers

You too sef haba couldn't you have figured it out that he's talking about Naira. The concert was held in Nigeria,how will he now charge dollars?
Davido said half a million,N500m ughhh

On the day of her wedding,she was dancing and joyous for finding a husband,not knowing it's the man that will end her life is it destiny was it meant to be

Love is a beautiful thing,love is a wonderful thing that I'm feeling oh baby dance dance dance oh,for the sake of love,for the sake of love oh,arabadididada did,aradgadfg....ok I'm done

If they ask you why you did it,tell them it's human nature ---- Micheal Jackson/Boys 2 Men ---- Human Nature.

and[b][/b] within that period my visa came out and I'm to travel out of Nigeria in less than a week time so I was taking all sorts of medecin to kill the whole thing before leaving the country but In the process I started noticing that my urine has turned dark yellow and the color of my eyes as well turned yellow at that point I became scared cuz the color of my eyes was sooo noticeable but to God be the glory I was able to travel and passed through the airport without questions so
Wrong medication
Self Prescribed medication
Drug abuse
Nothing spiritual here

itspzpics:
Sexy ko






Meanwhile let's laugh jare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5AU9j_FZhk&feature=youtu.be

This is 2018 still spamming Nairaland with your wack jokes. A good product needs no advert,I have never seen Mark Angel doing the same,people go to YouTube daily to watch him. Improve yourself,be good at what you do,you will surely spread like wild fire,stop this BS.

Ok ok you are very funny
But seriously it was funny though
Nice Paper Jet ha haaaa

She didn't love you period!! That other guy might be broke,but she loves him. Despite the fact that she hasn't seen you in months,yet you called her to meet you somewhere,she gave excuse,you went to her house,pick her up, lodge her in a hotel,yet she couldn't wait to leave,c'mon guys be wise now. It's obvious,she didn't love you,she just want a financially stable man to get married to.

If she wrote that analogy up there herself,not copied from anywhere. Then,she is more intelligent than I thought.

KanwuliaExtra:
Bush man!

Serve you food INDEED!
You think you are living in the 1840s?
Please, do yourself a favor and STARVE TO DEATH jor!

Lucky you! She showed you she is tired of your azzzze before the so-called wedding.

You have your chance to get out of the “slave-master” relationship and find you another desperate girl to obey your commands.

Rubbish!

So Everytime you want to eat as a husband,you go to the pot and dish out your food? While your wife watch Telemondo? Are you sure it's not your picture inside that bottle that was found on the beach

There are times men speak with their brains
Other times it is their Mr P that's speaking
Left for the girl to figure out which one is speaking

feelgoods:
I have this guy who still listens to wutang clan styles p, Jadakiss, Scarface, gang-sta mobb deep etc.

I still do

Mtcweeeeeew, these are the first set of DVD that were invented I'm sure just few of them will actually play CD not to talk of DVD

ladyF:
Lol.... This is just me right now, but I know God will provide.

It's LadyF again.

I don't believe this, you trade in bitcoins right? I heard everyone who owns bitcoins from at least 3 months ago are now multi millionaires. Lucky you
Me?

I still don't believe that a person born and bred in Nigeria will say he/ she doesn't believe God exist.
I believe many don't care about religion and they hate the thought of it. They will spend their time and money to make people see why it's mere foolishness. Still that doesn't mean,they are Atheists.

abdelrahman:
you are so gullible

You don't need this,even as a Christian I hardly comment on some of these Christian threads cos many are intolerant. Nobody forced you,just keep your opinion to yourself,since you are of another faith, nobody expect you to accept a Christian testimony,but just look away,be mature.