₦airaland Forum

esosa993:
hahaha Benin lessons keh, its too late ooo

esosa993:
haaa I no understand the language ooo, my mum is from there tho, am Yoruba

Rickcutie:
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....(3)(Dis one is for guys, don't think women do dis one): U keep having sex with her but pretends to love her. U continue to keep dis facade for as long as u like.

missingrib:
and am pretty sure your that referee that won't mind his business....

folks4luv:
the butter truth is, Nigeria is all we have at the moment.

folks4luv:
A friend of my late dad said something recently that got me thinking, he said when they were younger, they had this mindset that they were doing God a favour each time they go to church, so they only go once in a while. speaking further, he said now that he is more advanced in years, he realised their stupidity because he and his friends obviously needed God more than He needed them and they weren't doing God but themselves a favour by going to church.

I have realized this is the mindset of a lot of people, especially the younger generations. each time we go to church or attend a religious programme, we think we are doing God a favour, or sometimes, our parent most particularly our mother a favour.

But let me ask you, what do you think God have to lose if you do not attend services? Having such mindset is haughtiness and God loath the proud but is close to the humble.

Do have a great time in His presence today. And remember to pray for Nigeria.

BABANGBALI:
"I read online the question a lady asked. The question is how can Buhari who earns over 300million naira yearly claim that he can not afford to pay 27million naira for the APC presidential form. I became interested and decided to investigate. I went to the ministry of Finance where I discovered that it is true that all former Presidents and Head of states actually get 23million naira monthly. But I found out that General Buhari actually wrote the minister of Finance to reject the 23million monthly pay. He said in his letter that he will only accept 10percent or that amount which is 2.3million and that is what he has been taking. This is just to clear the air. What a Nigerian! what class of integrity! God please make us men and women of integrity. Amin." ~ Sen. Dino Melaye ( Oct 27,2014)

omooba969:
Koni daa fun e!

masterblogger:
BUHARI SUPPORTERS
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped
*He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped
2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped
*He paid subsidy. you also clapped.
3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped.
*When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.
4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped.
*He returned military command back. You clapped
5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped.
*He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped.
*He has the office of the first lady. You clapped
7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped
*$1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping
8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he
later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped.
*Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping.
9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.
*Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping
10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped.
*Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.
11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You.
Clapped.
*Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped.
12. Buhari Promised to reduce the price of petrol you clapped.
* Petrol was increased to 145 you also clapped.
My Brother are you sure you are not a Zombie??

omooba969:
Most of those above me have only been shouting 'Ajala travel', is it not for your sake that he keeps travelling (spending days away from his family) just to fix your broke arse-hole? What is wrong with you Nigerians with short memories? You never see anything good in PMB as if he's not Nigerian.

When the mantle of leadership was given to your own, how did he run the country & what was the outcome of his administration?

Abeg make una go sidon & meche onu...bunch of idiotaz!

Ingrates.

AirSultan:
How many of you remembers that woman in JUSTICE LEAGUE?

That woman that has a long glowing koboko that she uses to reset bad Guy's brain to factory settings ?

Again, I was bored and decided to mess around with an HB pencil and I came up with this. For those who don't know her, her name is princess Dianna.

missingrib:
how am I sure u ain't the one self....

ogmask:
You should be to make your point without resorting to insults. Most of you kids insulting pple on nairaland can't stand the sight of those u insult in real life. Be civilised and learn from your betters.

SAINTSAMURAII:
This is heart broken. the dad must have indeed failed in caring for the emotional and mental needs of the child hence her strange outburst. how the heck can a nine year old has these insultive words in her brain? well the father is to be blame too.

BlackPeni5:
This is really poor. If my pikin get this kind result, na better cane him go chop. Buhari deserves proper caning to reset his brain.

Goddex:
My surprise is, even PUNCH, a very strong pro-APC media outfit could not defend their master anylonger.

Silvofitz:
Only the fools, the gullible, and the deceived would believe these cheap blackmails.
Behold the real faces of those who shipwrecked the Nigeria economy:

dklex:
PDP, a comical party, to destroy is easy, and they use good 16 yrs to destroy Nigeria, and to build back is hard, and they want that to be done in a year. Stupid stupid PDP party.

MrFairplay4ume:
Shame on PDP!!!

Eaa247:
I will b waiting for that moment then!

Estharfabian:
ehn?

Estharfabian:

hucienda:
haba.. don't you girls love such pda in the eyes of the world?

He tried.. they tried.. just wasn't to be.

zumarock9:
My atletico, u know u couldn't win the champions league yet u frustrated bacelona n Bayern, now to what end

So that ronaldo wil be feelin like a local rapper

prstge007:
what exactly does simeone needs to do...team work, focus, dedication and zeal to win. sometimes ehn. Meanwhile cristiano should take the campaign to another league for another trophy in another club.

untainted:
I'm non partisan but Buhari messed up seriously in his handling of this situation.

Jonathan was not voted for in some states of the north in 2011 but he didn't go about classifying Nigerians into enemies and friends.

More importantly. GEJ's supporters didn't go about ridiculing those who didn't vote for him.
A little show of magnanimity in victory is expected of a true leader.

A little diplomacy using backdoor channels would have averted this debacle that has engulfed the Niger Delta. Talk tough as a president but more importantly, use those channels and without a single boot on the ground you get yourself a win-win situation.

Buhari left it too late and at best, what he gets is a pyrrhic victory.

psucc:
Let's say NO! to nuclear.

We lack the capacity to handle it and most seriously it could be hijacked by a group against the other.

Our plurality does not warrant it.

Click Like for No to nuclear and Share for Yes to nuclear.

ogmask:
It's about the election bro. This bombing campaign was not planned 6months ago. The asari's and co promised to make Nigeria a hell hole for buhari should Jonathan lose. A case of "the witch cried last night and the baby died this morning".
The truth will prevail soon....

Businessideas:
Even after the judge told the whole world that his judgement was not flouted, you are still peddling this falsehood because you hate the president for defeating your hero, GEJ.
I don't know how you people sleep well at night with this level of hatred for someone because he defeated your preferred candidate in an election.