₦airaland Forum

aaronson:
I bet if Seun organizes a NL party with all MODs seated at different canopy of the section they represent. It's only people that have previously been banned by those MODs that would attend that party that's why Seun wouldn't approve of a NL get together.

hehehe

dacovajnr:
That's what we call Side effect

crazi nigga.

thank God.

wayoool

op,izz like you use your head to hit your passage wall,Dont compare private school facilities with public at all,if one chair gets. broken in a private school it is repaired or replaced within two days, I won't name my school but since I left LT2 till now the back row seat and numerous others is still in its bad conditions close to 12 years.plus public school does not make you stronger ,getting into school is easy in every continent except Africa! .Op izz like you have never been called to an interview,When I went for an interview in UAC ,they asked for our certificate, when the nigga that was Interviewing ,I noticed he separated the documents, private to the right,public to the left ,only called the best public graduates but the privates according to my informant were all called to write the exam.My child ennhhh is Convenant university or nothing.

Gobe!

keep up the good work viviangist,nothing gkkd comes easy,I pity the east.

wrote jamb in ss3,scored high got into uni as soon as I was out of sec school. Op ,point of correction, God has given everyone admission, the only thing remaining is to grab it,you grabbed yours because you were tired of staying at home.

smeh ,even club football in Nigeria, you must grease palm self, I Dont blame foreign based players for declining Nigeria's call up because this country is all shades of messed up.That's why I love Germany ,they never run out of stars,as soon as khedira is 31,a young German is already there to take his place but in Nigeria you will see a 39 year old midfielder, abeg wetin him wan play?

this guy village people don't finally use him life play Gamble.

kenonze:


It's all win win for my haters on NL.

If Manchester city win,
I will go on self exile on NL for 21days.

If Arsenal win,
I will upload my naked pics here.

The more the goals the more the pics




.. ...... Arsene Wenger's daughter

u beta start snapping.

AfonjaStinks:


I don't agree with that

I'm the less romantic guy you will ever meet but i know how to put girls on lock down

I can have 100 girlfriends live in the same house without quarrel

I have a degree in womanlogy

you are lying bro.

bezimo:
Religious fanatics?.
You are funny indeed.At least Christians fanaticsm doesn't have negative impact such bombings, school girls kidnapping, killings, on folks unlike the other religion that descended from Ishmael.

Oh a functioning thinking faculty? You that have one what has become of your life. Nonsense.

I need not reply a delusional being, mention me when you start thinking and I will talk with you.

bezimo:
Is not the man's fault that God of Oyedepo made his car not burn because he sealed every winner with the mark and covenant of exemption saying our case is different.

In this end time there would be a difference even among Christians(quoting Papa) talkless of unbelievers. So don't compare his testimony with the experience of anybody.

The testimony you mock can NEVER happen to you.Be careful.

this,this text is the definition of religious fanactism and lack of a functioning thinking faculty.

Thashen:
[color=Black]Tell me girls, why do you love money so much?[/color]

Not all the feminine folks are loose,but majority of them are.You should associate yourselves with like minded individuals, eg cossy and Linda ikeji cannot think the same way ,therefore are different. cossy will prefer to use her body to make money while Linda will prefer to use her intellectual ability. Most girls.these days.prefer to use their body ,and its.a shame,LET ME TELL YOU A SIMPLE STORY a lady,Who was a friend to my girlfriend paid me an unexpected visit ,by 7pm on a Thursday, being receptive, I offered her food and gave her a room to rest, lo and behold,this lady didn't come to me because she couldn't get home cause it was getting dark,she came to me for sex and money,if you are wondering how I knew,it's because I called my girlfriend and she immediately told me how her friend behaves and said she should be gone by early the next day. AS A gentleman, I LOCKED MY ROOM DOOR BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP AND THIS LADY KNOCKED ALMOST. THROUGH OUT THE NIGHT. FOR UNNECESSARY THINGS,SHE BEGGED TO SLEEP IN MY ROOM BECAUSE SHE WAS SCARED OF THE DARK,WELL I HAD TO SLEEP ON THE RUG ANDNTHE NEXT MORNING I dismissed HER WITH four thousand naira,


if you want to hear the rest of the story ,I need likes at least 50.

Ifakiland:
Where ur son wan meet my daughter
For London abi na Paris or newyork? If it aint any of d 3....den bro keep dreaming.

he will engage her in the cold winters of Canada.

my son will reciprocate this gesture to your daughter.

SmartyPants:
Fix your signature: conscientious stupidity not conscious stupidity.

thank you.

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Blonchilli:
Thank goodness I read down before replying. Wanted to say you overreacted and was disrespectful. Mind you I'm not in support of respect your elders bullshit even when they wrong but feel certain things need to be considered but girl he was touching you? You nor do well sef!!! Would have pulled his ears and slapped sense into his head. Obviously it wasn't just the phone that pissed you off but his manners. You under reacted sef.

Haaaa ,pull his ear!!! Mhen you are heartless, an old man ooo!

Nigerian bosses Dont seem to know their boundary ,that's why there is reduced output in their work place,minimum cordiality is required for a work place,its not a place to get together or socialize.

dabrightt:
Cc: lalasticlala ,seun
tosyne2

It is very easy to know people who lost there money to m m m because you will see it all over them..Yesterday One of the I warned pretended he didn't loose any thing where he has loose 700k to a frozen account.

He has to pretend because he is afriad I may mock him I warned him against the sheme severally...

He was trying to cover the pain but the sadness is all over him this is emotion pretence most time don't cover up emotion especially sad one...

It is easy to know who take m m m has escuse during christmas and who could not buy life chiken or frozen chiken because of frozen account

lol DAT nigga go deg cry for night.

Eglobalma:
If u get into an heated argument with a female, chances are that shes going to have a "beef" with u and probably keep "malice" with u also. They cannot take disagreement in peace without getting into their feelings, and they say they want to rule america? Tufiakwa! If hillary was pitched with a male sheep i bet u the sheep would have still won, nobody will make a woman president of america..yall play too much. Why are ladies so damm emotional?

ITS IN THEIR psychology, MAJORITY OF WOMEN CANT CONTROL THEIR EMOTIONS, ONE OF THE REASONS WHY IT IS NOT ADVISABLE FOR LADIES TO RUN FOR POLITICAL POSTS,THEY CAN BE EASILY COERCED,INTIMIDATED AND MANIPULATED.

Nma27:
Must men shout when arguing?

men hardly shout while arguing,we tend to make viable points which women see as oppressive, their next action is to initiate an excuse.

Hello Nairalanders,I Dont want to be judgemental, so I will refuse to conclude that my thought is the conclusion. I have noticed a weakness amongst amongst the feminine folks,they cannot argue comprehensively,they tend to deviate from the topic with irrelevant excuses such as "you are raising your voice on me " and sometimes even shed crocodile tears to end the argument especially when they sense defeat. PLEASE CAN THE NAIRALAND LADIES TELL ME REASON(S) THEY DO THIS.
seun
lalasticlala
tosyne2much
aminat508
Dominique
farano
ishilove.

Guru9ja:
You are right. I saw that now. winger wants early goal

ARSENAL
Line Up
33
P. Čech
18
Nacho Monreal
24
Bellerín
5
Gabriel Paulista
6
L. Koscielny
15
A. Oxlade-Chamberlain
29
G. Xhaka
34
F. Coquelin
11
M. Özil
14
T. Walcott
7
A. Sánchez
Substitutes
13
D. Ospina
3
K. Gibbs
16
R. Holding
35
Mohamed El Nenny
9
Lucas
12
O. Giroud
17
A. Iwobi

cult killing.

faaz24:

I own this pic mhenn.

Arsenal xi against Bayern Munich
ospina(gk)
bellerin(lb)
monreal(rb)
koscienly(cb)
mustafi(cb)
cazorla(cm)
xhaka(DCM)
ozil(am)
iwobi/Chamberlain (LM)
wallcott(rw)
Sanchez(cs)

Ferruccio:
I reacted the way I did because I've never seen a person with no legs before. Except on Tv, you know Oscar Pistorius? I really never thought I'd ever be stuck with a naked, legless girl in my bedroom. When I saw her, I was petrified. Maybe because I never saw it coming. So, the first thing that came to my mind was to tell her to get out of my flat. If she told me beforehand, explained her situation and all, I would have handled the situation better.

dosent matter,you should have swallowed your disbelief, now she is probably dead, you got blood on your hands,son.