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Unlimited22:
Keep dreaming. Have we been found guilty yet?

vizkiz:
I have done 18 ladies since birth. Still small Sha.

Sankabson:
Our economics teacher loves pronouncing "Wish" as "Wissis". I put my head on the locker and started laughing with the class, not knowing that the man has changed face and all my classmates just went mute and I'm still laughing.

This man called me out and told me to correct him which I did, not knowing sey that will create problem too. he promised to give me 12strokes on cane. 6 for laughing at my teacher and 6 for correcting my teacher that I don't have respect at all.

He told me to lie down on the locker, after the 2nd stokes of cane, I shouted "Eledumare Oooooo" naso the teacher and the whole class started laughing and the teacher told me to go back to my sit. lol!

That was how I was given the nickname "Eledumare Oòoo"

2) I don't know how to play football or games but I was so good at syking girls for people. boys dey always come meet me to help them out but they do pay for my professional service which is 10-30 naira depends on who.

3) I had sex with the head girl inside principal's office after school hour. I attended her wedding couple weeks ago and I just dey remember nonsense we did together back in school.

Good old days tho!

Sanusi.

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

LadyAnn:
What a great idea.

Ifakiland:
I'm sorry for joking with ur heart...it wasn't my fault....its was ur big ass dat won't allow me rest...I had to taste...I hope u won't swear for me...

MyGeneration:
Some niggas dae fvck up i swear.

Dont confront her fvck her up, let her know then tell her you would call d police. She wud deny but once u say police she wud beg u.
You wud put her under ur power she wud do anything u want her to do, even if its sex

chrisxxx:
I did the same and exactly at the quoted time. I was building my house. I realised every morning somebody had come to defaecate inside the building under construction. This is ominous, taboo and abomination from the part of the world I come from. I shouted to people around it wouldn't stop. I wrote on the wall it would not stop. I used scarecrow, it was a human and not an animal that wouldn't not differentiate an animate object from inanimate, it continued.
When all efforts failed, I decided to grab the bull only by the horn. I started going there very early in the morning. Then come the D-day. I saw in my hiding someone walking into one of the rooms of the building. I had wanted to raise alarm but I remembered the man might say he wasn't there to defaecate. Good enough it was in same room I was. I had noticed this act had been prevalent in this room. In from of me the man pulled down his pant. I never made a move he might claim he only wanted to urinate. This is no offence. He bent down backing me. I never intervened. I allowed to complete the act in order to have a factual evidence. On completion of it all I stood up just behind and grabbed his shoulders pressing him down so that his buttucks would also have a share of the evidence.
The man started to beg. He was someone I knew too well. I only told him he needed a 7-day prayer for deliverance. I called a pastor who did the prayer religiously for him and he paid the pastor.

doll912:
Oga, just say you won't spend money and let's hear word. Speak for yourself... a man marries what he wants and you can't judge.... be there forming wise....if you like quote me and say whatever... I'm above the radar.

joegigs:
I had a similar experience@17 in anambra ,I wanted to go to market with bike,as I saw a parked okada rider I negotiated price with him he told me to enter ,I entered he started d bike Buh wouldn't move he kept looking back.as I was wondering what he is looking at ,a guy approached me telling me DAT he came from Cameroon DAT he is looking for so so n so plaza.Buh coz I have had d stories b4 I knew he was a scammer Buh didn't know d okadaman was with him,i said no n so I told d okada man DAT he should get moving and take me out of there.he started his bike and as we were moving he asked me did I know who d guy was I said yes DAT he is a 419/scammer.the okada man disagreed saying that d guy is a businessman from Cameroon. At DAT very moment i understood all d equations,I knew d okadaman was 1 of dem.den without thinking twice I thrust my hands on d seat and jumped down from d moving motorcycle. I was lucky dia wasn't any moving vehicle approaching.DAT day was lyk nollywood to me.